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Fandom Radio, Thursday December 28, 2006
HAWKEYE: "Ladies, gentlemen, supernatural creatures of all phases of existence, welcome to the pirate's own Fandom Radio. I'm your host, DJ Hawk, and here with me tonight is my dear friend, Doctor Sidney Freedman, psychiatrist and psycho. He won't be saying much, but he's here to keep me company. Say hello, Sidney."
SIDNEY: "Hello listeners. Hawkeye, I'm amazed you finally found an outlet for your overwhelming ego."
HAWKEYE: "Works like a charm. On to news, so I can get out of here. There's a bottle of whiskey with my name on it."
School Daze: Promiscuity Survives Even in the 21st Century
HAWKEYE: "Last night, Jude and Chad my notes say 'made out like a making out thing that makes out'. Who gave the squirrels coffee? Confess! Today Chad, Nadia and Pippi duked it out in the gym, not literally I hope, and the fifth floor common room was all abuzz with activity thanks to a evil flying pink pony awareness party. It's good to see you kids finding some worthy causes. Nadia and Pippi talked about Pip and that thing, the sneaky thing, something involving shenanigans and I think Herman the hearing impaired squirrel took these notes because they're all guess work and made up words. Walter was there and bored but talked to Nadia about guns and what he's been up to. Sounds ominous. Anders was there and found out about Cally sending around a survey. More on that soon. Walter and Anders talked about sex, Nadia and Anders talked about slogans, Jude showed up minus his cast and talked to Nadia and then Anders about a glider and Pippi about the joys of walking. Alec was there and also bored - get a hobby - and talked to Nadia, Pippi and Anders. Then Dean the doppleganger arrived to chat with Alec.
Cally sent around a survey asking about her ex-boyfriend's sex life. Speculation says she's not over him. I know the signs. I've seen them directed at me before. 'People' give their answers and the squirrels think you're all smartypantses. Pantsi? Pants? Walter and Teddy asked what the hell she was doing, and I think that's a question we'd all like answered, except for those of us who don't really care. Tyler spends some time on the internet."
SIDNEY: "What's the internet?"
HAWKEYE: "It's a series of tubes. Z wrote a letter home, Nadia Sweet Nadia found herself a place up on the roof, which gives me an idea, and she and Pippi talked about how Pip acts when he's sick. He acts sickly, I assume.
The notes say I'm right, because he was in bed and drinking plenty of fluids.
Town: Where There's Not Enough Rum
HAWKEYE: "There's no brunch. Possibly because it's Thursday and not Sunday when I normally do this radio gig. All was quiet during the clinic shifts both day and night.
The Church was open and Sister Rosette and Chrono talked about three French hens. Cher and Miss Jane talked about having a date. Stop talking and just do it! Billy complimented Lucy in the Park and the Photo Hut, Hitsuzen and the Devil's Nest were all open and Billy was there at the latter. All and Sundries was the place to be for Cally, who wanted ice cream. And Door helped Jamie stick pencils in the ceiling at Empire Records.
Marie had dinner with two of her teachers, Wilson and Az, and brought them a Christmas gift. A little late there Marie, but it's the thought that counts. Aaaaaand that's it."
SIDNEY: "Charming place you have here."
HAWKEYE: "It's a quiet week. And now, goodnight, farewell, and...well, you know the rest."
*sounds of a bottle being opened, the clank of glasses and drinks being poured*
SIDNEY: "Hello listeners. Hawkeye, I'm amazed you finally found an outlet for your overwhelming ego."
HAWKEYE: "Works like a charm. On to news, so I can get out of here. There's a bottle of whiskey with my name on it."
School Daze: Promiscuity Survives Even in the 21st Century
HAWKEYE: "Last night, Jude and Chad my notes say 'made out like a making out thing that makes out'. Who gave the squirrels coffee? Confess! Today Chad, Nadia and Pippi duked it out in the gym, not literally I hope, and the fifth floor common room was all abuzz with activity thanks to a evil flying pink pony awareness party. It's good to see you kids finding some worthy causes. Nadia and Pippi talked about Pip and that thing, the sneaky thing, something involving shenanigans and I think Herman the hearing impaired squirrel took these notes because they're all guess work and made up words. Walter was there and bored but talked to Nadia about guns and what he's been up to. Sounds ominous. Anders was there and found out about Cally sending around a survey. More on that soon. Walter and Anders talked about sex, Nadia and Anders talked about slogans, Jude showed up minus his cast and talked to Nadia and then Anders about a glider and Pippi about the joys of walking. Alec was there and also bored - get a hobby - and talked to Nadia, Pippi and Anders. Then Dean the doppleganger arrived to chat with Alec.
Cally sent around a survey asking about her ex-boyfriend's sex life. Speculation says she's not over him. I know the signs. I've seen them directed at me before. 'People' give their answers and the squirrels think you're all smartypantses. Pantsi? Pants? Walter and Teddy asked what the hell she was doing, and I think that's a question we'd all like answered, except for those of us who don't really care. Tyler spends some time on the internet."
SIDNEY: "What's the internet?"
HAWKEYE: "It's a series of tubes. Z wrote a letter home, Nadia Sweet Nadia found herself a place up on the roof, which gives me an idea, and she and Pippi talked about how Pip acts when he's sick. He acts sickly, I assume.
The notes say I'm right, because he was in bed and drinking plenty of fluids.
Town: Where There's Not Enough Rum
HAWKEYE: "There's no brunch. Possibly because it's Thursday and not Sunday when I normally do this radio gig. All was quiet during the clinic shifts both day and night.
The Church was open and Sister Rosette and Chrono talked about three French hens. Cher and Miss Jane talked about having a date. Stop talking and just do it! Billy complimented Lucy in the Park and the Photo Hut, Hitsuzen and the Devil's Nest were all open and Billy was there at the latter. All and Sundries was the place to be for Cally, who wanted ice cream. And Door helped Jamie stick pencils in the ceiling at Empire Records.
Marie had dinner with two of her teachers, Wilson and Az, and brought them a Christmas gift. A little late there Marie, but it's the thought that counts. Aaaaaand that's it."
SIDNEY: "Charming place you have here."
HAWKEYE: "It's a quiet week. And now, goodnight, farewell, and...well, you know the rest."
*sounds of a bottle being opened, the clank of glasses and drinks being poured*