ext_141416 ([identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-12-20 10:22 pm
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Good evening Fandom, you're listening to Fandom Radio, Seely "Why are you up on the ceiling Sister Mary October?" Booth bringing you the all latest and greatest news on the island.

Classes, where, thankfully, non-nun books attack.

Top headline, pens have joined forces with the books.

*sound of rustling pages*

...oh, crap.

*sounds of various things crashing and being thrown around the radio booth*

Sorry, folks, just a little...down you bastard...technical malfunction there.

Moving on, Criminal Justice's final consists of a super-soaker versus water balloon battale royale, while Acting puts on a murder mystery.

Biology and Humour both have their final exams.

Spies and Spying students face a stiff interrogation, before playing a game. Setsuna thanks Aly for teaching the class.

Literature in Action help Ebenezer Scrooge find the true meaning of Christmas. Zack and Door complain about the pens, and I swear if they draw on my magazines I'll be most annoyed.

Music butcher their last songs for the year, and Lorne assures Nadia he'lll be around next term. Oh rapture, oh joy.

Professor Aziraphale and Vice Principal Pierce have office hours, and the office is open. I'm sure you're all shocked by that.

In an arguably suicidal move with all these book attacks, Isabel opens the library. Professor Readman is there, and talking about getting sick. Hermione arrives early to study, spends several periods cramming, and is then attacked by pens. The lesson here kids is that studying too hard is bad. Harkness shows up with pie, and talks to Isabel about her night.

In club news, CAS enact their weekly Perk takeover,and pay homage to King Jake, or you know, drink coffee.

Over in the cafeteria, Pippi attempts to cheer up Nadia, with offers of Christmas trees and decorations. Joxer and Chad talk about sex, baby, and Hermione, having learnt nothing from her pen attack, continues studying.

Dorms, where there's a par-tay.

More on that in a minute.

Jack Harkness is naked and covered in pie. While my notes give no indication of whether this is meant to be dirty or not, I will go with my gut and say yes, yes it is dirty. Lana finds out about angry pie gods, Alec uses Jack for a dinner plate, Parker who is mean takes photos, Jack asks for help with pie curse removal, and Carter does what any red blooded woman would do with a naked, pie covered Jack Harkness and drags him off, presumably to have her wicked way with him.

Bel waits nervously in the Lobby for a leather wearing Cameron while getting Anders to eggsit. Is it just me or does it seem like those last two should be the other way around. Also Ova, I'd just like you to know that Daddy loves you very much. Cameron doesn't think Isabel is trashy enough, maybe you should look up her evil twin then, Cam, and Bel and Isabel don't want to let it linger. What "it" is exactly, I do not know.

Jude is a major multimedia multitasker, eye emming, talking on the phone and sending emails, Chad, sadly is less impressed, worrying that Jude is embarrased by him. Blair is studying with cookies, smart man, River gets two cookies while she and Blair talk about their upcoming holiday trip. Setsuna gets festive red ribbons, and Jim agrees to give the pointy haired jerk a present from Blair. Jim, you think you could give the guy a knuckle sammich from me while you're at it?

Jack wakes up to a pie shower, which still doesn't explain the nakedness. Buffy and River are attacked by magazines, the squirrels are most impressed when they fight back. Speaking of, Door, you think Chimney might be able to get the January issue down? I haven't had a chance to read it yet. Harkness and his pie stop in to try and help. Dawn studies salt circles and stakes. Oooookay. Isabel studies for War Theory, and Parker who is mean makes a date with Harper. Harper, man, don't go there, she'll just break your heart.

Up in the Fifth Floor Common Room, StudCo have a studying coffee cart with bonus Arts and Crafts. Billy stops in for cocoa and Pip studies hunting.

Pup runs through the halls wearing a Santa hat. Awwww.

Down in the Second Floor Common Room it's party time, with Rory throwing Bridge a surprise belated birthday party. There are presents and pre-surprise mingling. Z and Conner don't think you can surprise a psychic, and River says that she'd pretend to be. Cally and Setsuna say hi, Billy is there, Marie and Kaylee catch up, and Angela watches the room. In Soviet Fandom, room watches you, Angela.

Z, River, Cally, Angela, Marie, EPE, Kaylee, Billy, Molly, Naomi, Conner, Anders, Parker, Rory, and Door all yell surprise, discovering that you can indeed surprise a psychic, and then there is more mingling.

Town, where, surprise, it's town.

There be strange goings on at Aziraphale and Doc Wilson's, while over on Apocalyspe Avenue Professor Next gets a phonecall.

It's confession time at the church, where Sister Rosette and Chronos are hungover. Apu opens All and Sundries, and Teddy opens Sparky's. Cafe Fina is open, and Mazikeen is making Trolls at the Devil's Nest. Right.

Jarod is fixing a hole in the roof at the Sin, no word if it is keeping his mind from wandering where it will go. Miho is sick with a pink teddy bear, and I'm not going to say anything else because you do not mess with ninjas, and Buffy stops in for a gift certificate.

Caritas is quiet, as is the clinic.

And that's all the notes that aren't being guarded by psychotic stationery, this is Seely "Oh God not the face" Booth, signing off.