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Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 17
K: "Hey hey Fandom, this is Charlie Kawalsky coming to you on the radio tonight. I've been kidnapped by squirrels and dragged in here because apparently VP Pierce isn't here. In the spirit of being kidnapped, I'm going to ask you to send help or maybe baked goods of some kind. I'm not fussy. And here's my co-host, Professor Next! Were you kidnapped by squirrels?"
THURSDAY: "No, I had a phone call and was asked to come here."
K: "And yet they had to kidnap me."
THURSDAY: "Even squirrels need to have their fun, Mr Kawalsky."
K: "Stupid squirrels."
THURSDAY: "Can we get on with this? I have to put my son to bed before he gets into the coffee jar."
K: "Okay then!"
School: That Place Where You Learn Stuff
K: "Jude made pancakes with his crotch in the fourth floor common room."
THURSDAY: "The notes say with his crutches."
K: "That's nowhere near as funny."
THURSDAY: "Dean and Alec cleaned their guns and had some shooting practice. The notes say 'not dirty' but I cleaning a gun can be quite messy."
K: *snicker* "I'm not even gonna touch that one. First floor lobby was busy. Was there pie? Was there pie and I wasn't invited?"
THURSDAY: "No, but Peter Pevensie and his sword arrived. Apparently T-drones are killable. Billy was there as well and Shawn showed up to heal despite his cast. If he can heal, why doesn't he heal himself?"
K: "Then he'd miss out on the sympathy from the girls. Speaking of girls, Pip found out about the latest invasion. You mean the trolls, right? And he agreed to help out in exchange for lunch. That's pretty good payment."
THURSDAY: "Conner McKnight wasn't studying for his Literature final because he was busy briefing the troops. That's briefing, not debriefing - stop snickering Kawalsky - and then they all left suddenly."
K: "Everyone's all about the dramatic exits. Hey! Pippi had a party!"
THURSDAY: "She celebrated Yule in the fifth floor common room. Molly ate some food and helped with the eebleskiver. I'm not entirely sure what that is."
K: "Didn't read it in a book somewhere?"
THURSDAY: "I don't think I like you."
K: "I get that sometimes. Nadia took dinner out of the oven. Uh, apparently she's happy to have hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! Walter said hi to Pippi."
THURSDAY: "I hear that's a common greeting in our society."
K: "Was that snark? I think that might've been snark."
THURSDAY: "Nadia told Walter they needed a tree. I hope you found one. It's not Christmas without a tree or a Dickens character."
K: "Willow compared holidays with Pippi and they came to the decision that all holidays are awesome because they're holidays. Go figure. Then Willow congratulated Nadia on the shirtless boyfriend and no brace. Three cheers for Nadia!"
THURSDAY: "Isabel sent email and was visited by Cedric and then Peter Pevensie."
K: "Those last two are British like you."
THURSDAY: "Yes."
K: "You should start a club."
THURSDAY: "I'll put it on my 'to do' list."
K: "Really?"
THURSDAY: "No, not really."
K: "Huh. Jim and Lana were cute, and so were Cally and Mac. Then it was Cedricpalooza time for Captain Wonderpants and Sam."
THURSDAY: "Captain Wonderpants? Are you speaking from personal experience?"
K: "What? No!"
THURSDAY: "Well you do give that impression. Eric came looking for Seely and ran into Door instead. The person, not an actual door. Cameron who also should be studying for his Literature final talked to Belthazor about his phone call."
K: "No personal experience! And score one for Crichton bringing on a good change of subject. He danced around in his underwear then fought with Aeryn. And Naomi and Jude talked to each other in gobbledigook."
THURSDAY: "Miss Parker had a gathering. Willow, Pippi, Peter Parker, Sam Carter and Isabel were there to discuss a plan of action. That sounds like trouble."
K: "It's Fandom. If there's no trouble, then you've gotta start worrying."
THURSDAY: "You realise that makes no sense."
K: "Never been a problem before. Town time!"
TOWN: Where we do all the other stuff
THURSDAY: "Aziraphale and Doctor Wilson apologised to each other, but the notes don't say what they were apologising for. Then they had breakfast in bed together."
K: "Doctor Venture was asleep but his wristwatch was beeping. Turn it off, man!"
THURSDAY: "The clinic was quiet during the day with Doctor Goodchild, but there was a commotion for Stark during the evening."
K: "Hahahahaha and Shorty got fired by GOB for not being a hooker. Go on man, do it for your pocket money!"
THURSDAY: "Our house was decorated today. John made lunch for Zoe, then I joined them. Reporting about my own lunch habits is a new experience."
K: "Welcome to the radio, folks! Even lunch is big news here. And so's brunch, which was at Cafe Fina. People ate, Pippi and Walter talked food, Aiden met Leo and Pippi asked Lucifer to play dreidel. Seriously, who needs gags? This material writes itself."
THURSDAY: "Lucifer said yes."
K: "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I dunno the rest of the song. Marie joined Wilson in the park. They walked the walk and talked the talk. Cally asked Wilson about school stuff. Leave the guy alone when he's in the park. Classrooms and parks don't mix. And you, my esteemed radio colleague professor type, took the tyke and the dodo to the park. You have a dodo?"
THURSDAY: "Yes."
K: "Really?"
THURSDAY: "Really."
K: "You're weird, but I respect that."
THURSDAY: "I don't know why I'm here. Aziraphale was in the Perk with Belthazor and they talked about Tortall and other trips. Sparky Repairs was opened by Hikaru and Kaoru and John Connor came in hungover. There's a solution for that you know."
K: "I know this one. It's called 'not drinking'."
THURSDAY: "Very astute, Kawalsky."
K: "You can call me Charlie."
THURSDAY: "You can call me Ms Next."
K: "Aww."
THURSDAY: "The Doctor brought Sister Rosette something at Our Lady of Fandom. In contrast, the Devil's Nest was open and Aziraphale apologised to Lucifer."
K: "Uh-huh. Conner with an 'er' gathered the troops and went a-fightin'. Ugh, in the sewers. With Tyrannodrones! Dinosaurs! Dodos and dinosaurs. Today is great."
THURSDAY: "The group split up and found out some guy named Mercer was involved in the chaos. Conner, Pip and Peter Pevensie fought Mesogog."
K: "I wanted to say that part."
THURSDAY: "Then say it."
K: "In case you didn't catch it the first time, Conner, Pip and Peter Pevensie fought Mesogog! I don't even know what a Mesogog is and I'm excited! I hope you kicked its ass!"
THURSDAY: "That's all for tonight. This is Thursday Next."
K: "And this is Charlie Kawalsky. Hope you had fun. I did. See ya later, Fandom!" *quieter voice* "You know, you're not very funny..."
THURSDAY: "No, I had a phone call and was asked to come here."
K: "And yet they had to kidnap me."
THURSDAY: "Even squirrels need to have their fun, Mr Kawalsky."
K: "Stupid squirrels."
THURSDAY: "Can we get on with this? I have to put my son to bed before he gets into the coffee jar."
K: "Okay then!"
School: That Place Where You Learn Stuff
K: "Jude made pancakes with his crotch in the fourth floor common room."
THURSDAY: "The notes say with his crutches."
K: "That's nowhere near as funny."
THURSDAY: "Dean and Alec cleaned their guns and had some shooting practice. The notes say 'not dirty' but I cleaning a gun can be quite messy."
K: *snicker* "I'm not even gonna touch that one. First floor lobby was busy. Was there pie? Was there pie and I wasn't invited?"
THURSDAY: "No, but Peter Pevensie and his sword arrived. Apparently T-drones are killable. Billy was there as well and Shawn showed up to heal despite his cast. If he can heal, why doesn't he heal himself?"
K: "Then he'd miss out on the sympathy from the girls. Speaking of girls, Pip found out about the latest invasion. You mean the trolls, right? And he agreed to help out in exchange for lunch. That's pretty good payment."
THURSDAY: "Conner McKnight wasn't studying for his Literature final because he was busy briefing the troops. That's briefing, not debriefing - stop snickering Kawalsky - and then they all left suddenly."
K: "Everyone's all about the dramatic exits. Hey! Pippi had a party!"
THURSDAY: "She celebrated Yule in the fifth floor common room. Molly ate some food and helped with the eebleskiver. I'm not entirely sure what that is."
K: "Didn't read it in a book somewhere?"
THURSDAY: "I don't think I like you."
K: "I get that sometimes. Nadia took dinner out of the oven. Uh, apparently she's happy to have hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! Walter said hi to Pippi."
THURSDAY: "I hear that's a common greeting in our society."
K: "Was that snark? I think that might've been snark."
THURSDAY: "Nadia told Walter they needed a tree. I hope you found one. It's not Christmas without a tree or a Dickens character."
K: "Willow compared holidays with Pippi and they came to the decision that all holidays are awesome because they're holidays. Go figure. Then Willow congratulated Nadia on the shirtless boyfriend and no brace. Three cheers for Nadia!"
THURSDAY: "Isabel sent email and was visited by Cedric and then Peter Pevensie."
K: "Those last two are British like you."
THURSDAY: "Yes."
K: "You should start a club."
THURSDAY: "I'll put it on my 'to do' list."
K: "Really?"
THURSDAY: "No, not really."
K: "Huh. Jim and Lana were cute, and so were Cally and Mac. Then it was Cedricpalooza time for Captain Wonderpants and Sam."
THURSDAY: "Captain Wonderpants? Are you speaking from personal experience?"
K: "What? No!"
THURSDAY: "Well you do give that impression. Eric came looking for Seely and ran into Door instead. The person, not an actual door. Cameron who also should be studying for his Literature final talked to Belthazor about his phone call."
K: "No personal experience! And score one for Crichton bringing on a good change of subject. He danced around in his underwear then fought with Aeryn. And Naomi and Jude talked to each other in gobbledigook."
THURSDAY: "Miss Parker had a gathering. Willow, Pippi, Peter Parker, Sam Carter and Isabel were there to discuss a plan of action. That sounds like trouble."
K: "It's Fandom. If there's no trouble, then you've gotta start worrying."
THURSDAY: "You realise that makes no sense."
K: "Never been a problem before. Town time!"
TOWN: Where we do all the other stuff
THURSDAY: "Aziraphale and Doctor Wilson apologised to each other, but the notes don't say what they were apologising for. Then they had breakfast in bed together."
K: "Doctor Venture was asleep but his wristwatch was beeping. Turn it off, man!"
THURSDAY: "The clinic was quiet during the day with Doctor Goodchild, but there was a commotion for Stark during the evening."
K: "Hahahahaha and Shorty got fired by GOB for not being a hooker. Go on man, do it for your pocket money!"
THURSDAY: "Our house was decorated today. John made lunch for Zoe, then I joined them. Reporting about my own lunch habits is a new experience."
K: "Welcome to the radio, folks! Even lunch is big news here. And so's brunch, which was at Cafe Fina. People ate, Pippi and Walter talked food, Aiden met Leo and Pippi asked Lucifer to play dreidel. Seriously, who needs gags? This material writes itself."
THURSDAY: "Lucifer said yes."
K: "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I dunno the rest of the song. Marie joined Wilson in the park. They walked the walk and talked the talk. Cally asked Wilson about school stuff. Leave the guy alone when he's in the park. Classrooms and parks don't mix. And you, my esteemed radio colleague professor type, took the tyke and the dodo to the park. You have a dodo?"
THURSDAY: "Yes."
K: "Really?"
THURSDAY: "Really."
K: "You're weird, but I respect that."
THURSDAY: "I don't know why I'm here. Aziraphale was in the Perk with Belthazor and they talked about Tortall and other trips. Sparky Repairs was opened by Hikaru and Kaoru and John Connor came in hungover. There's a solution for that you know."
K: "I know this one. It's called 'not drinking'."
THURSDAY: "Very astute, Kawalsky."
K: "You can call me Charlie."
THURSDAY: "You can call me Ms Next."
K: "Aww."
THURSDAY: "The Doctor brought Sister Rosette something at Our Lady of Fandom. In contrast, the Devil's Nest was open and Aziraphale apologised to Lucifer."
K: "Uh-huh. Conner with an 'er' gathered the troops and went a-fightin'. Ugh, in the sewers. With Tyrannodrones! Dinosaurs! Dodos and dinosaurs. Today is great."
THURSDAY: "The group split up and found out some guy named Mercer was involved in the chaos. Conner, Pip and Peter Pevensie fought Mesogog."
K: "I wanted to say that part."
THURSDAY: "Then say it."
K: "In case you didn't catch it the first time, Conner, Pip and Peter Pevensie fought Mesogog! I don't even know what a Mesogog is and I'm excited! I hope you kicked its ass!"
THURSDAY: "That's all for tonight. This is Thursday Next."
K: "And this is Charlie Kawalsky. Hope you had fun. I did. See ya later, Fandom!" *quieter voice* "You know, you're not very funny..."
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