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Fandom Radio, Saturday, November 25, 2006
Hello, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you from Fandom Radio, where we are thankful for pirates, the first amendment, and squirrels who can both write and look fetching in their little Press hats. Though this does make you wonder if the other squirrels feel that their heads are naked, or just more susceptible to helping them catch cold. I realize science is now saying that getting a chill has nothing to do with coming down with a cold, but personally I think that's just a huge conspiracy that started when a scientist and a hat maker got into a fight. It was horrible. Holidays were very awkward at their house for at least a year.
Anyway....
School. Which Starts Up Again On Monday Which Is Another Thing I'm Thankful For
Detention today may have seemed quiet but contrary to appearances it involved Seely Booth and, well, let's just say it was an experiment about whether putting uncooked stuffing into things that aren't turkeys helps avoid that food poisoning problem. I'm told funnels were involved. You can imagine the rest. Or not, if you aren't looking for inspiration for vomiting. And if you aren't, good for you, because eating disorders are nothing to joke about.
Elsewhere around school, Gun Club meets. They shoot targets which is a great improvement over them shooting, well, anything else in the room really, since the only other alternative would be each other and that'd both be messy and against school rules. Jack is running the club today while Parker's out of town getting her head examined for ever going on a date with Seely voluntarily without the words "and it's funny how you and I are the last two people alive on Earth" being involved.
Dorms: Where Leftovers Can Still Be Found I'm Sure
This morning Jude made pancakes in the fourth floor common room. Setsuna and Ranma show up and decide to have a side of awkward with their breakfast, which is a shame because personally I prefer bacon and maybe an orange as a side with my pancakes.
...
Did I say bacon? I meant... not... bacon. Or any other pork product. Of any kind. Does anyone know if my dad can hear this?
Ahem.
Elsewhere around the dorms, Hermione gets mail from home and Chad stops by to say hi to her and Hedwig. I didn't know Hermione had a new roommate. Hello, Hedwig! Don't be angry that I never said hi to you before!
John and Aeryn get dirty, so hopefully they've got some good all-purpose cleaner on hand. If not? Try club soda. Assuming you have that on hand. Otherwise just move to another dorm room. That works pretty well too.
Sam Carter is feeling well enough to be cute with Jack and food. Was it baby carrots? I always thought baby carrots were kind of adorable, though I always felt bad about tearing them out of the loving arms of their families before they were ready. Then Xander told me that actually the baby carrots were orphans looking to be adopted and were thus very happy to be on our plates and I felt better about it.
This evening finds Krycek in the second floor common room. I am told he is armed with marshmallow guns and you know I've heard of the pink hearts and yellow moons but never once did I see the guns of any color.
Molly renames herself to Annie as she gets her own marshmallow gun and returns fire at Krycek. Peter Parker chooses to fire back with puns. If Krycek isn't careful irony and the dreaded sarcasm will be next on the list.
Krycek and Alex take the whole 'shoot first, make proper introductions' later thing a bit too seriously. Dean lets the entire demon world know that if you want to get one-up on a Winchester boy just aim at them with sugary items. The demon world promptly stocks up on Mallomars and Hostess Sno-Balls and cackles with mad anticipation.
Seely walks into the room and is promptly shot at, which just goes to show everyone else in the room is in their right mind and good for them. Also this allows the school office to go one higher on its "Days since a student of this school has provably not been in their right mind" calendar, thus bringing our running total up to 2. Go classmates!
Continuing the theme, Peter Parker shoots Seely with nicely hurty rubber bands until Seely declares retribution. Peter Parker then demands that Seely correctly spell and/or identify the word retribution in the dictionary at which point Seely bursts into tears.
Krycek and Molly shoot marshmallows at Zuko. Zuko shoots fire at the marshmallows, who immediately reply by pointing out that they're just as much a victim of circumstance in this instance as Zuko is. I, on the other hand, reply by pointing out that chocolate and graham crackers make an excellent way to cover marshmallow burns. At which point you hide the evidence of fire by eating it. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
Hermionie accuses Alex of immaturity. Seely accuses Alex of infringing on his emotional turf. Only Seely doesn't really know those words either so it comes out more as grunts and inappropriate hand gestures. Peter Parker, in the meanwhile, tells Hermione that it's not time to study and I want it clear for the record that that is a VICIOUS LIE and he can take it back ANY TIME NOW, BUSTER!
Alex shoots at Layla. Layla then brings Alex to his knees and eases his worried mind, which I'm sure Alex greatly appreciates.
Tyler thinks an attack on unarmed him is unfair. He then goes to find a weapon while the school office sighs and resets its "Days since a student has lost their limbs" calendar back to 0.
Town, Where There Still Might Be Ducks That Look An Awful Lot Like Turkeys Wearing Groucho Glasses
El, Sister Fleurchon, John Connor, and Thursday all get back into town. As far as I know none of them walked directly into a bar which throws that joke setup right out the window.
Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy tries to help Aiden get into the office she's locked out of. To which I have two questions. 1) Does he know that Dean scurries like a chipmunk at the sight of incoming hot chocolate accessories? and 2) Who's Aiden?
The twins decorate Sparky Repairs for Christmas. I assume the Hanukkah decorations are going up any minute now, right?
Chad plays his guitar and writes songs in the Park. No word on if he was attacked by Groucho glass wearing "ducks."
The Photo Hut is open. I assume except for the part where they develop the film because otherwise the sunlight's just going to ruin everything.
Safewalks is still going strong, in spite of takeover attempts by Saferun, Safejump, and Safeskiptomyloo. Say what you will about the residents of Fandom, but we are clearly movement traditionalists as far as safety is concerned.
The clinic is quiet day and night.
At We'd Be Making So Much Money If We Put In A Dance Floor Mr. GOB meets the new owner of the Devil's Nest. There's understandable male posturing and jealousy. Assuming the new owner of the Devil's Nest is a man. Otherwise there's female or gender not otherwise specified posturing. The jealousy remains, however.
Mr. GOB thinks Chad should be a singer. Chad thinks Mr. GOB should be a danceclub owner. Admittedly I'm reading between the lines of my notes here.
Mr. GOB and Phale talk about the zombie band and seeing the future. The future immediately snaps its curtains shut and demands that people respect its privacy. Afterwards Dr. Wilson joins Phale at the bar. No word on whether or not Phale saw that coming.
Finally Elliot isn't happy that the zombies are playing Christmas music, to which I say hear hear! And also point out that since you guys are zombies we know for a fact that playing a Hanukkah song or two wouldn't kill you. Diversity, people! Not so much to ask for! Sadly, Elliot and Chad both sing Christmas songs in the end but I bet they'd have been willing to sing about other holidays if the band had supported them.
With that this is Willow Rosenberg signing out, and wishing you all good luck on surviving our last day before we get to enjoy school again. Good night, Fandom!
Anyway....
School. Which Starts Up Again On Monday Which Is Another Thing I'm Thankful For
Detention today may have seemed quiet but contrary to appearances it involved Seely Booth and, well, let's just say it was an experiment about whether putting uncooked stuffing into things that aren't turkeys helps avoid that food poisoning problem. I'm told funnels were involved. You can imagine the rest. Or not, if you aren't looking for inspiration for vomiting. And if you aren't, good for you, because eating disorders are nothing to joke about.
Elsewhere around school, Gun Club meets. They shoot targets which is a great improvement over them shooting, well, anything else in the room really, since the only other alternative would be each other and that'd both be messy and against school rules. Jack is running the club today while Parker's out of town getting her head examined for ever going on a date with Seely voluntarily without the words "and it's funny how you and I are the last two people alive on Earth" being involved.
Dorms: Where Leftovers Can Still Be Found I'm Sure
This morning Jude made pancakes in the fourth floor common room. Setsuna and Ranma show up and decide to have a side of awkward with their breakfast, which is a shame because personally I prefer bacon and maybe an orange as a side with my pancakes.
...
Did I say bacon? I meant... not... bacon. Or any other pork product. Of any kind. Does anyone know if my dad can hear this?
Ahem.
Elsewhere around the dorms, Hermione gets mail from home and Chad stops by to say hi to her and Hedwig. I didn't know Hermione had a new roommate. Hello, Hedwig! Don't be angry that I never said hi to you before!
John and Aeryn get dirty, so hopefully they've got some good all-purpose cleaner on hand. If not? Try club soda. Assuming you have that on hand. Otherwise just move to another dorm room. That works pretty well too.
Sam Carter is feeling well enough to be cute with Jack and food. Was it baby carrots? I always thought baby carrots were kind of adorable, though I always felt bad about tearing them out of the loving arms of their families before they were ready. Then Xander told me that actually the baby carrots were orphans looking to be adopted and were thus very happy to be on our plates and I felt better about it.
This evening finds Krycek in the second floor common room. I am told he is armed with marshmallow guns and you know I've heard of the pink hearts and yellow moons but never once did I see the guns of any color.
Molly renames herself to Annie as she gets her own marshmallow gun and returns fire at Krycek. Peter Parker chooses to fire back with puns. If Krycek isn't careful irony and the dreaded sarcasm will be next on the list.
Krycek and Alex take the whole 'shoot first, make proper introductions' later thing a bit too seriously. Dean lets the entire demon world know that if you want to get one-up on a Winchester boy just aim at them with sugary items. The demon world promptly stocks up on Mallomars and Hostess Sno-Balls and cackles with mad anticipation.
Seely walks into the room and is promptly shot at, which just goes to show everyone else in the room is in their right mind and good for them. Also this allows the school office to go one higher on its "Days since a student of this school has provably not been in their right mind" calendar, thus bringing our running total up to 2. Go classmates!
Continuing the theme, Peter Parker shoots Seely with nicely hurty rubber bands until Seely declares retribution. Peter Parker then demands that Seely correctly spell and/or identify the word retribution in the dictionary at which point Seely bursts into tears.
Krycek and Molly shoot marshmallows at Zuko. Zuko shoots fire at the marshmallows, who immediately reply by pointing out that they're just as much a victim of circumstance in this instance as Zuko is. I, on the other hand, reply by pointing out that chocolate and graham crackers make an excellent way to cover marshmallow burns. At which point you hide the evidence of fire by eating it. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
Hermionie accuses Alex of immaturity. Seely accuses Alex of infringing on his emotional turf. Only Seely doesn't really know those words either so it comes out more as grunts and inappropriate hand gestures. Peter Parker, in the meanwhile, tells Hermione that it's not time to study and I want it clear for the record that that is a VICIOUS LIE and he can take it back ANY TIME NOW, BUSTER!
Alex shoots at Layla. Layla then brings Alex to his knees and eases his worried mind, which I'm sure Alex greatly appreciates.
Tyler thinks an attack on unarmed him is unfair. He then goes to find a weapon while the school office sighs and resets its "Days since a student has lost their limbs" calendar back to 0.
Town, Where There Still Might Be Ducks That Look An Awful Lot Like Turkeys Wearing Groucho Glasses
El, Sister Fleurchon, John Connor, and Thursday all get back into town. As far as I know none of them walked directly into a bar which throws that joke setup right out the window.
Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy tries to help Aiden get into the office she's locked out of. To which I have two questions. 1) Does he know that Dean scurries like a chipmunk at the sight of incoming hot chocolate accessories? and 2) Who's Aiden?
The twins decorate Sparky Repairs for Christmas. I assume the Hanukkah decorations are going up any minute now, right?
Chad plays his guitar and writes songs in the Park. No word on if he was attacked by Groucho glass wearing "ducks."
The Photo Hut is open. I assume except for the part where they develop the film because otherwise the sunlight's just going to ruin everything.
Safewalks is still going strong, in spite of takeover attempts by Saferun, Safejump, and Safeskiptomyloo. Say what you will about the residents of Fandom, but we are clearly movement traditionalists as far as safety is concerned.
The clinic is quiet day and night.
At We'd Be Making So Much Money If We Put In A Dance Floor Mr. GOB meets the new owner of the Devil's Nest. There's understandable male posturing and jealousy. Assuming the new owner of the Devil's Nest is a man. Otherwise there's female or gender not otherwise specified posturing. The jealousy remains, however.
Mr. GOB thinks Chad should be a singer. Chad thinks Mr. GOB should be a danceclub owner. Admittedly I'm reading between the lines of my notes here.
Mr. GOB and Phale talk about the zombie band and seeing the future. The future immediately snaps its curtains shut and demands that people respect its privacy. Afterwards Dr. Wilson joins Phale at the bar. No word on whether or not Phale saw that coming.
Finally Elliot isn't happy that the zombies are playing Christmas music, to which I say hear hear! And also point out that since you guys are zombies we know for a fact that playing a Hanukkah song or two wouldn't kill you. Diversity, people! Not so much to ask for! Sadly, Elliot and Chad both sing Christmas songs in the end but I bet they'd have been willing to sing about other holidays if the band had supported them.
With that this is Willow Rosenberg signing out, and wishing you all good luck on surviving our last day before we get to enjoy school again. Good night, Fandom!