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Fandom Radio, Sunday November 19
"Good evening ladies, gentlemen, kings, queens, lords, ladies, knights, dragons, high priestesses, sorcerers, clerics and random farmers. This is the pirate's own Fandom Radio in Ye Olde Fandom Town with Hawkeye the mysterious gypsy foretelling the latest and greatest events today.
Well, maybe not so much foretelling as just telling, but it's still fun.
The Grand Castle We Call Home
Pippi, Chad, Willow and Marie were in their rooms today staying out of trouble.
Parker gave her dear old Dad a call and then was Miss Popularity since Isabel, Eric and Bridge stopped by.
Setsuna and Ranma showed everyone how to be civil by having tea together. Cally was domestic and organized her sock drawer, then told Mac that she was possessed by a demon. Which one? I don't know. Thank you, dangling modifiers.
Jaye prepared a package to send in the mail that's hopefully not going to involve the authorities getting involved and then talked to Izzy about Thanksgiving. Remember kids, sending lunchboxes that spew goo might sound like fun, but...oh who am I kidding? It's fun. Send away.
Luke changed into his flightsuit and then told Molly about a lightsaber accident. Just say no to futuristic laser weapons that can sever limbs.
An unholy scream came from Jamie in the Fifth Floor Public Bathroom. I'm told there was tax and woes involved. Or wax and toes. Either way, it's not good news.
In outdoor news, John Connor threw a football at a tree. Careful, around here I wouldn't be surprised if the tree threw back. Or if the football came alive and ate the tree.
Anders smoked on the roof and was joined by Bel. My notes say there was dirtiness and Cally involved, but possibly not a combination of the two. The roof was the scene for some night time action as well. Well, not action it seems. But Billy did talk on the phone.
Down in Ye Olde Second Floor Common Room, Bridge watched television and ate some cereal, then Senior Sam showed up and suggested that Bridge "fix" the coffee maker. Can it wait until next month? I think we've maxed out our insurance claims for this month. Bridge then told Broots who is still alive, insert cheering here, that Sam made coffee. Insert gasp here. Bridge and Mac decided on a low-key Sunday, as all Sundays should be. Conner with an 'er' then showed up with ice cream and emo because he was beaten up by a girl.
Insert chuckles here.
Ye Olde Fandom Town
The short version? Nadia was crazy. There were knights looking for a shrubbery just when it's the shrub's week off. Brunch was booming for once. I was entertained.
We'll get to the crazy part in just a moments, folks. First brunch at Luke's.
Naomi and Billy talked about the other two remaining parts of this broadcast. Aziraphale and Wilson talked about strange days and the Knights Who Say Ni. Cally told Azi...I'm going to call you Az from now on. Feel free to smite me. Cally told Az and Wilson about her summoning of a demon and becoming a witch. There goes my dangling modifier joke. Billy was there and showed his astounding command of body language but complete lack of command of verbal language by nodding at Wilson. Then he chatted with Rosette. That's the spirit! Marie talked with Az and Wilson about Thanksgiving and Stark was there for a feed.
Caritas featured a duck on stage. Lana and Phoebe commiserated together. I'm not sure if that was before or after Clark offered to buy Lana a drink. And apparently there's posters about a party at Caritas on Tuesday night. Free drinks? I'm there.
Down at Ye Olde Clinic, Doctor Goodchild let Luke go and The Doctor with no name stopped in on Stark.
Meanwhile, Wilson was brooding and Az cheered him up.
The Knights Who Say Ni were out and about again today. It's nice to have visitors that don't want to destroy the town and devour the students. Joxer asked to be their champion, but said 'it' and alienated the knights. Pip heard all about the knights' woeful tale, Lana decided she didn't want to give them a shrubbery - be defiant, Lana! - Clark, on the other hand, gave in and planted a shrubbery for them. This may take a while. The knights confused Billy, and Parker confused the knights. Was it retribution? Does Parker harbor a secret longing? Stay tuned for the next episode of The Blunt and the Balderdash right here on Fandom Radio.
The knights recovered and woke Tyler up - welcome back - and then Naomi was cornered (my notes say 'again'), but she managed to flee. Like a fleeing thing, apparently. That flees. River showed her allegiance and tried to sign up with the Knights, Rosette managed to alienate the Knights as well, Stark was confused by them and the Dread Pirate Pippi made friends by offering baked goods.
Ye Olde Crazy Times
As a doctor, I'd like to warn you all against consuming food that isn't pre-packaged, staying away from the wildlife and any errant lockers. If you don't, you mind end up as a bunny or thinking you're Marcia Brady or worse.
That being said, let's look at what happened to Nadia today.
Kaoru and Hikaru opened Sparky Repairs and got a visit from, you guessed it, Nadia. She wanted a Di Regno heart to save the good kingdom of Fandom, rescue Princess Dawn and fulfil her destiny. While the boys served Rosette, Nadia the Brave moved on.
She talked to Schrodinger about yesterday's adventures, confronted Parker who she thought was an evil sorceress. With those shoes, I see why you could think that. Cally was asked about news from the 'castle', Kaylee was nearly pressganged into service, Billy was interrogated (now with 100% less electro-shock therapy), Setsuna was accused and warned by Nadia and Naomi was called 'Your Highness' and let in on Nadia's rescue plan.
But wait! There's more! Nadia fought off Conner with an 'er' the happy dragon, Door and Carmela the new unseparable duo were let in on the action, Nadia begged Lana not to hurt her...wait. Are those around the right way? Apparently. In more sordid news, Cam is sleeping with the king. If that's Bel's new nickname, there's a few people who probably didn't want to know that. Alanna was asked about any suspicious activities, but her answers weren't necessary, because Nadia found who she was looking for.
Nadia and Az faced off, but the latter denied kidnapping Dawn. Considering today is Nadia's crazy day and Aziraphale is one of the good guys, I think we can safely say that's all fiction. Nadia found solace in some good friends after the ordeal. Bel (the King?) was asked to tell Nadia a joke and Stark was asked to help save thecheerleader princess and therefore save the world kingdom.
In Ye Olde Grand Finale, Nadia headed over to 47 Minotaur Lane with a talisman. Pippi gave Nadia a bear claw and...what? Nadia's water broke? I didn't even know she was pregnant! As a doctor and a member of the male gender, I know how to look out for these things. The final note here says that Nadia apologized to Walter for the weekend.
I'm now confused. Is there a baby involved here somewhere? Is the crazy spreading? What's the number for the Butterball hotline?
If you know the answers, call in, listeners. I'll be here most of the night. In the meantime, this is Ye Olde DJ Hawk the gypsy signing off. Have a good short week, enjoy Thanksgiving and see you next Sunday. Don't forget to tip your turkey!"
Well, maybe not so much foretelling as just telling, but it's still fun.
The Grand Castle We Call Home
Pippi, Chad, Willow and Marie were in their rooms today staying out of trouble.
Parker gave her dear old Dad a call and then was Miss Popularity since Isabel, Eric and Bridge stopped by.
Setsuna and Ranma showed everyone how to be civil by having tea together. Cally was domestic and organized her sock drawer, then told Mac that she was possessed by a demon. Which one? I don't know. Thank you, dangling modifiers.
Jaye prepared a package to send in the mail that's hopefully not going to involve the authorities getting involved and then talked to Izzy about Thanksgiving. Remember kids, sending lunchboxes that spew goo might sound like fun, but...oh who am I kidding? It's fun. Send away.
Luke changed into his flightsuit and then told Molly about a lightsaber accident. Just say no to futuristic laser weapons that can sever limbs.
An unholy scream came from Jamie in the Fifth Floor Public Bathroom. I'm told there was tax and woes involved. Or wax and toes. Either way, it's not good news.
In outdoor news, John Connor threw a football at a tree. Careful, around here I wouldn't be surprised if the tree threw back. Or if the football came alive and ate the tree.
Anders smoked on the roof and was joined by Bel. My notes say there was dirtiness and Cally involved, but possibly not a combination of the two. The roof was the scene for some night time action as well. Well, not action it seems. But Billy did talk on the phone.
Down in Ye Olde Second Floor Common Room, Bridge watched television and ate some cereal, then Senior Sam showed up and suggested that Bridge "fix" the coffee maker. Can it wait until next month? I think we've maxed out our insurance claims for this month. Bridge then told Broots who is still alive, insert cheering here, that Sam made coffee. Insert gasp here. Bridge and Mac decided on a low-key Sunday, as all Sundays should be. Conner with an 'er' then showed up with ice cream and emo because he was beaten up by a girl.
Insert chuckles here.
Ye Olde Fandom Town
The short version? Nadia was crazy. There were knights looking for a shrubbery just when it's the shrub's week off. Brunch was booming for once. I was entertained.
We'll get to the crazy part in just a moments, folks. First brunch at Luke's.
Naomi and Billy talked about the other two remaining parts of this broadcast. Aziraphale and Wilson talked about strange days and the Knights Who Say Ni. Cally told Azi...I'm going to call you Az from now on. Feel free to smite me. Cally told Az and Wilson about her summoning of a demon and becoming a witch. There goes my dangling modifier joke. Billy was there and showed his astounding command of body language but complete lack of command of verbal language by nodding at Wilson. Then he chatted with Rosette. That's the spirit! Marie talked with Az and Wilson about Thanksgiving and Stark was there for a feed.
Caritas featured a duck on stage. Lana and Phoebe commiserated together. I'm not sure if that was before or after Clark offered to buy Lana a drink. And apparently there's posters about a party at Caritas on Tuesday night. Free drinks? I'm there.
Down at Ye Olde Clinic, Doctor Goodchild let Luke go and The Doctor with no name stopped in on Stark.
Meanwhile, Wilson was brooding and Az cheered him up.
The Knights Who Say Ni were out and about again today. It's nice to have visitors that don't want to destroy the town and devour the students. Joxer asked to be their champion, but said 'it' and alienated the knights. Pip heard all about the knights' woeful tale, Lana decided she didn't want to give them a shrubbery - be defiant, Lana! - Clark, on the other hand, gave in and planted a shrubbery for them. This may take a while. The knights confused Billy, and Parker confused the knights. Was it retribution? Does Parker harbor a secret longing? Stay tuned for the next episode of The Blunt and the Balderdash right here on Fandom Radio.
The knights recovered and woke Tyler up - welcome back - and then Naomi was cornered (my notes say 'again'), but she managed to flee. Like a fleeing thing, apparently. That flees. River showed her allegiance and tried to sign up with the Knights, Rosette managed to alienate the Knights as well, Stark was confused by them and the Dread Pirate Pippi made friends by offering baked goods.
Ye Olde Crazy Times
As a doctor, I'd like to warn you all against consuming food that isn't pre-packaged, staying away from the wildlife and any errant lockers. If you don't, you mind end up as a bunny or thinking you're Marcia Brady or worse.
That being said, let's look at what happened to Nadia today.
Kaoru and Hikaru opened Sparky Repairs and got a visit from, you guessed it, Nadia. She wanted a Di Regno heart to save the good kingdom of Fandom, rescue Princess Dawn and fulfil her destiny. While the boys served Rosette, Nadia the Brave moved on.
She talked to Schrodinger about yesterday's adventures, confronted Parker who she thought was an evil sorceress. With those shoes, I see why you could think that. Cally was asked about news from the 'castle', Kaylee was nearly pressganged into service, Billy was interrogated (now with 100% less electro-shock therapy), Setsuna was accused and warned by Nadia and Naomi was called 'Your Highness' and let in on Nadia's rescue plan.
But wait! There's more! Nadia fought off Conner with an 'er' the happy dragon, Door and Carmela the new unseparable duo were let in on the action, Nadia begged Lana not to hurt her...wait. Are those around the right way? Apparently. In more sordid news, Cam is sleeping with the king. If that's Bel's new nickname, there's a few people who probably didn't want to know that. Alanna was asked about any suspicious activities, but her answers weren't necessary, because Nadia found who she was looking for.
Nadia and Az faced off, but the latter denied kidnapping Dawn. Considering today is Nadia's crazy day and Aziraphale is one of the good guys, I think we can safely say that's all fiction. Nadia found solace in some good friends after the ordeal. Bel (the King?) was asked to tell Nadia a joke and Stark was asked to help save the
In Ye Olde Grand Finale, Nadia headed over to 47 Minotaur Lane with a talisman. Pippi gave Nadia a bear claw and...what? Nadia's water broke? I didn't even know she was pregnant! As a doctor and a member of the male gender, I know how to look out for these things. The final note here says that Nadia apologized to Walter for the weekend.
I'm now confused. Is there a baby involved here somewhere? Is the crazy spreading? What's the number for the Butterball hotline?
If you know the answers, call in, listeners. I'll be here most of the night. In the meantime, this is Ye Olde DJ Hawk the gypsy signing off. Have a good short week, enjoy Thanksgiving and see you next Sunday. Don't forget to tip your turkey!"