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Fandom Radio, November 13
Bow before me, sons of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod! This is Tom Servo, your spicy red-hot hunk of love, bringing you the news of Fandom over the airwaves with my lucious, sexy voice.
*laughter*
Today was a glorious day to be in love. Today was also a great day for kissing in public, and also a great day to be out of clothes, ha!
We start our sinful journey with the more innocent of lovers, CJ and the Doc had some Flirty McFlirting goin' down at Caritas tonight. Also, Chunk and his girlfriend Head Ripper were chatty and schmoopy as well. Even Doctors House and Volleyball are powerless against the schmoop epidemic. Further victims of the schmoopy disease? Liz Weird and CharlieBucket Kawalsky. Schmoopatitis B hit Lily and Jonathan. And yet more of the schmoopies carriers include Draco Malfoy and Lily Evans, not to mention Big McHugeLarge and his darling Kara "Gigglepants" Thrace. Though those two get a little NWS Steamier after the schmoopy, so it's all good for them, heheh.
Speaking of Schmoopy, the town's resident Schmoop-experts apparently decided that with all the extra schmooping, that they would out schmoop everyone and their little dogs, too, by Feeding each other and then cuddling on the lawn. The amount of sugar has sent me into a diabetic coma, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE INTERNAL ORGANS!
In the category beyond Schmoopy, FOURWAY HOTTUBBING! Rose "British Floozy" Tyler, Jon "Manho" Sheppard, Phoebe "Open For Anything" Halliwell, and Cole "I like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie" Turner, folks. Remember those names, for they shall go down in infamy.
Also not schmoopy? Aziraphale and Crowley. If I had skin, it would crawl at the thought of that, dear heaven and hell, what are those two up to?
And not schmoopy, but OH MY GODDIRTY!, IF I HAD EYES I WOULD PLUCK THEM FROM MY SOCKETS, for Number Six and Wednesday Addams make out like hippos in the third floor common room. Why! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Today, being a lovely, happy, shiny, sing-song Saturday, there was no class. Except for me, cause I'm always a class act, let me tell you, folks. But seriously, there may not have been academics, but there were some of you idiots who had DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DETENTION. Reports state that it involved Zombies, movies without Adam West, and butt-patting. I do not make this skeeze up, folks at home.
And because of the shortage of classes, there was also a shortage of brains, and so crazy stupid-itis broke out in all the folks who weren't already suffering from the schmoopy disease, it seems. Heres the rundown:
First Aaron Boone talks to everyone and their sister.
Movie Sign Theater 3000 saw some business from a few folks today, including a guy who looks like the idiot in Say Anything and some redhead chick who were totally macking on each other, but they didn't even hit second before they realized I was watching, dammit!
Daniel Jackson, officially renamed DJ Jazzy Smurf, got decorating tips from Lana Lane, and then is stupid enough to argue with Tex about the humane treatment of ducks. But at least DJ Jazzy Smurf has the smarts to buy booze from Ben at the emporium.
Jarod talks to a Cat. This is not as weird as Jaye Tyler talking to inanimate animal toys.
Speaking of conversations with things with low IQs, Beka talked with Cole, Angelus, and Lily today, and Maia and Paige chatted, Paige and Sonia talked, Chiana and Lana, whom I just want to refer to as Chainalannadingdong, chatted on the beach, and Lisa and Alanna eat each others cookies. In a sadly non-sexual manner.
Some general goings on, with Edward, Hamlet, and John, or Winkin', Blinkin', and Stupid, hanging out in a common room. Duce was in the park. Callisto brings a half naked Ashley Williams, and HEY, IT's A REGULAR PAINT THE DRUNKEN CLOWN PARTY! WOO!
In the terms of Double-You-Tea-Eff-Mate, we have Jaye and Veronica Mars having sex in an Alley. Well, maybe not, but they were skulking, kids. Skulking leads to sex. Nobody knows what happened in that alley, so it must have been sex, kids.
Afterwards, Veronica could be seen heading to Marshall Flinkman's basement abode. Perhaps he too got a little of the Veronica hubba-hubba?
Second helping of the Dub-Tee-Eff, Volleyball and House want a hotel room with a Piano.
Third? Professor "Wild Thing" Cregg going joyriding with Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo.
And our final notes, today's episode of The Adventures of Jake and Jake concerned a certain Chloe's birthday, and Jonathan Crane enjoys being a girl.
That's it, folks. This is your slave master, signing off. If any of you wish to rub oil onto my hot roboty nipples, come to the movie theatre right now, got it? Goodnight everyone. This is Tom Servo, pushing the button.
*Popping Noise. Static*
*laughter*
Today was a glorious day to be in love. Today was also a great day for kissing in public, and also a great day to be out of clothes, ha!
We start our sinful journey with the more innocent of lovers, CJ and the Doc had some Flirty McFlirting goin' down at Caritas tonight. Also, Chunk and his girlfriend Head Ripper were chatty and schmoopy as well. Even Doctors House and Volleyball are powerless against the schmoop epidemic. Further victims of the schmoopy disease? Liz Weird and Charlie
Speaking of Schmoopy, the town's resident Schmoop-experts apparently decided that with all the extra schmooping, that they would out schmoop everyone and their little dogs, too, by Feeding each other and then cuddling on the lawn. The amount of sugar has sent me into a diabetic coma, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE INTERNAL ORGANS!
In the category beyond Schmoopy, FOURWAY HOTTUBBING! Rose "British Floozy" Tyler, Jon "Manho" Sheppard, Phoebe "Open For Anything" Halliwell, and Cole "I like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie" Turner, folks. Remember those names, for they shall go down in infamy.
Also not schmoopy? Aziraphale and Crowley. If I had skin, it would crawl at the thought of that, dear heaven and hell, what are those two up to?
And not schmoopy, but OH MY GOD
Today, being a lovely, happy, shiny, sing-song Saturday, there was no class. Except for me, cause I'm always a class act, let me tell you, folks. But seriously, there may not have been academics, but there were some of you idiots who had DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DETENTION. Reports state that it involved Zombies, movies without Adam West, and butt-patting. I do not make this skeeze up, folks at home.
And because of the shortage of classes, there was also a shortage of brains, and so crazy stupid-itis broke out in all the folks who weren't already suffering from the schmoopy disease, it seems. Heres the rundown:
First Aaron Boone talks to everyone and their sister.
Movie Sign Theater 3000 saw some business from a few folks today, including a guy who looks like the idiot in Say Anything and some redhead chick who were totally macking on each other, but they didn't even hit second before they realized I was watching, dammit!
Daniel Jackson, officially renamed DJ Jazzy Smurf, got decorating tips from Lana Lane, and then is stupid enough to argue with Tex about the humane treatment of ducks. But at least DJ Jazzy Smurf has the smarts to buy booze from Ben at the emporium.
Jarod talks to a Cat. This is not as weird as Jaye Tyler talking to inanimate animal toys.
Speaking of conversations with things with low IQs, Beka talked with Cole, Angelus, and Lily today, and Maia and Paige chatted, Paige and Sonia talked, Chiana and Lana, whom I just want to refer to as Chainalannadingdong, chatted on the beach, and Lisa and Alanna eat each others cookies. In a sadly non-sexual manner.
Some general goings on, with Edward, Hamlet, and John, or Winkin', Blinkin', and Stupid, hanging out in a common room. Duce was in the park. Callisto brings a half naked Ashley Williams, and HEY, IT's A REGULAR PAINT THE DRUNKEN CLOWN PARTY! WOO!
In the terms of Double-You-Tea-Eff-Mate, we have Jaye and Veronica Mars having sex in an Alley. Well, maybe not, but they were skulking, kids. Skulking leads to sex. Nobody knows what happened in that alley, so it must have been sex, kids.
Afterwards, Veronica could be seen heading to Marshall Flinkman's basement abode. Perhaps he too got a little of the Veronica hubba-hubba?
Second helping of the Dub-Tee-Eff, Volleyball and House want a hotel room with a Piano.
Third? Professor "Wild Thing" Cregg going joyriding with Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo.
And our final notes, today's episode of The Adventures of Jake and Jake concerned a certain Chloe's birthday, and Jonathan Crane enjoys being a girl.
That's it, folks. This is your slave master, signing off. If any of you wish to rub oil onto my hot roboty nipples, come to the movie theatre right now, got it? Goodnight everyone. This is Tom Servo, pushing the button.
*Popping Noise. Static*
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*plots*
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...except when he sings (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/332672.html?thread=13614720#t13614720)
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#2 Nobody wants to rub anything on you, you tiny red moron.
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[ooc: her mun, on the other hand -is *greatly* amused!]
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She wonders how much trouble she'd get in for casting a spell on that damn robot.
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((*dies laughing*))
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Good thing he was preoccupied.
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