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Fandom Radio, November 3
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, DJ Ash, your lord and saviour, and all around one hip frood dude, yo.
*sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh*
Well, Well, Well. Another Thursday passes by, and we all live to see it. Oops, spoke too soon. *hearty laugh* Come on kids, it's funny. If you're crying now, Just turn off your radio and slip into an emocoma, and do us all a favor.
*sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"*
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Something about Vala, Cam Mitchell, and buried treasure. So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days.
House and Wilson, who are as gay as Richard Simmons, according to a note here, are "Oh Em Gee" Dirty. Oz and Duce, as in "Not the Wizard of" and "Snakeson a plane for Hair" are not cute in any way. None at all.
Today features another episode of Callynanders, the crazed sugar lizard-beast that threatens to eat the town with cuteness.
Logan and Allie, thankfully emo-fied by losing the Saccharine Couple Contest, enjoy Pizza Bagels. Mmmmm, pizza bagels.
Alright... moving on to our next segment...
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
You know what, kids?
Most classes are really frelling boring, DEAR HEAVENLY TOAST AND WANKTASTIC JAM. And the pain just will not go away. WHY ME?!
*cough*
The best class in the world watched a movie today! And a special wooden guest was there for Criminal Justice Students.
Study Hall report, because again... Studying in Study Hall? It's against the frakking rules, kids.
Kiki is cute. File that under D'uh, comma, ALREADY KNEW THAT.
Duce is Birthday Boy Krycek's Old Jewish Mother. That's what my notes say.
Han and Bagoas want a pussy of the feline variety, you pervs.
THUNDERCATS BAND-AID ALERT! Anders is worried about Cally. How sickeningly cute of him.
Draco Malfoy plays with a puppy. Sawyer, my soon to be dethroned student coach, WAS CRUEL TO ANIMALS. HIT HIM, PLEASE.
Moving on to the final part of my broadcast tonight...
*trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat*
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Today was a certain Krycek's Happity Pappity Birthday. I have a song request here, so, this is for you, from your unholy lady of the night.
A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me
Let's all congrulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
Now statistics prove
Prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Preciselywhy we're gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you
And the bouncing birthday blowhard Made out like a bandit.And in a thread I can't report, He Made Out. Possibly like a bandit. Maybe involving little bandito masks and little moustaches. Maybe not.
Kiki earned her lumberjack merit badge today. Lego-mania is running wild with Jack Dorkness, Elizabeth Weird, and Sam "I like to go by a boy's name because I'm so butch" Carter.
Shep is king of the lisp-people. Sure, he may say he's got allergies, but you know what? Gonnorhea. Totally. I'm sure he caught it from the town bicycle. You know, that Paige chick I reported about two weeks ago?
Operation Disney on Ice went down, but it'snot to be confused with Operation Desert Storm, cause this one is actually less funny. Bagoas Moves out of the Apple, and Beka "Power-Trip lovin' space hussy" Valentine has a chat with Tara
Mr. Crowley pimps out the hotel to some folks, Cameron "not pudgy" Mitchell is a gift-buying machine, and Salmoneus gets himself a jaunty earring, how nice of him.
Emo Talk here, Emo Talk There, Here an Emo, There an Emo, And the great-grandaddy of all Emo, DeepThroat Thoughts Club.
And Doc Grissom's got a Subtext List of place to look for Kitty.
And a special note from an Anonymous Caller: It is Official Red Appreciation Day tomorrow. He's been working hard, and a group of concerned citizens have decided that we need a statement of support for the official response, and Red's ability to lead us effectively.
People are urged to wear red or red ribbons tomorrow, and businesses are urged to offer discounts to anyone sporting the color.
Except she said it with a U in color, cause she was funny like thatand I can hear alternate spellings, shut up, logic-boy.
Well, that's all the news that they saw fit to throw on my desk here... If you did something you thought was so very special and it didn't get announced? Cry about it, knucklehead. The King makes the rules around here, at least on these nights. [[ooc: I know I missed stuff today, folks. I can't keep track of all the threads anymore, sorry. Holy cow.]]
If any babies wanna give me some sweet sugar, meet me outside the Falcon in ten minutes, So decrees the King. This is DJ Ash, signing off.
*whirring beeping sound of Pac-Man Dying*
*sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh*
Well, Well, Well. Another Thursday passes by, and we all live to see it. Oops, spoke too soon. *hearty laugh* Come on kids, it's funny. If you're crying now, Just turn off your radio and slip into an emocoma, and do us all a favor.
*sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"*
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Something about Vala, Cam Mitchell, and buried treasure. So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days.
House and Wilson, who are as gay as Richard Simmons, according to a note here, are "Oh Em Gee" Dirty. Oz and Duce, as in "Not the Wizard of" and "Snakes
Today features another episode of Callynanders, the crazed sugar lizard-beast that threatens to eat the town with cuteness.
Logan and Allie, thankfully emo-fied by losing the Saccharine Couple Contest, enjoy Pizza Bagels. Mmmmm, pizza bagels.
Alright... moving on to our next segment...
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
You know what, kids?
Most classes are really frelling boring, DEAR HEAVENLY TOAST AND WANKTASTIC JAM. And the pain just will not go away. WHY ME?!
*cough*
The best class in the world watched a movie today! And a special wooden guest was there for Criminal Justice Students.
Study Hall report, because again... Studying in Study Hall? It's against the frakking rules, kids.
Kiki is cute. File that under D'uh, comma, ALREADY KNEW THAT.
Duce is Birthday Boy Krycek's Old Jewish Mother. That's what my notes say.
Han and Bagoas want a pussy of the feline variety, you pervs.
THUNDERCATS BAND-AID ALERT! Anders is worried about Cally. How sickeningly cute of him.
Draco Malfoy plays with a puppy. Sawyer, my soon to be dethroned student coach, WAS CRUEL TO ANIMALS. HIT HIM, PLEASE.
Moving on to the final part of my broadcast tonight...
*trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat*
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Today was a certain Krycek's Happity Pappity Birthday. I have a song request here, so, this is for you, from your unholy lady of the night.
A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me
Let's all congrulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
Now statistics prove
Prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Preciselywhy we're gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you
And the bouncing birthday blowhard Made out like a bandit.
Kiki earned her lumberjack merit badge today. Lego-mania is running wild with Jack Dorkness, Elizabeth Weird, and Sam "I like to go by a boy's name because I'm so butch" Carter.
Shep is king of the lisp-people. Sure, he may say he's got allergies, but you know what? Gonnorhea. Totally. I'm sure he caught it from the town bicycle. You know, that Paige chick I reported about two weeks ago?
Operation Disney on Ice went down, but it'snot to be confused with Operation Desert Storm, cause this one is actually less funny. Bagoas Moves out of the Apple, and Beka "Power-Trip lovin' space hussy" Valentine has a chat with Tara
Mr. Crowley pimps out the hotel to some folks, Cameron "not pudgy" Mitchell is a gift-buying machine, and Salmoneus gets himself a jaunty earring, how nice of him.
Emo Talk here, Emo Talk There, Here an Emo, There an Emo, And the great-grandaddy of all Emo, Deep
And a special note from an Anonymous Caller: It is Official Red Appreciation Day tomorrow. He's been working hard, and a group of concerned citizens have decided that we need a statement of support for the official response, and Red's ability to lead us effectively.
People are urged to wear red or red ribbons tomorrow, and businesses are urged to offer discounts to anyone sporting the color.
Except she said it with a U in color, cause she was funny like that
Well, that's all the news that they saw fit to throw on my desk here... If you did something you thought was so very special and it didn't get announced? Cry about it, knucklehead. The King makes the rules around here, at least on these nights. [[ooc: I know I missed stuff today, folks. I can't keep track of all the threads anymore, sorry. Holy cow.]]
If any babies wanna give me some sweet sugar, meet me outside the Falcon in ten minutes, So decrees the King. This is DJ Ash, signing off.
*whirring beeping sound of Pac-Man Dying*
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