Pirate Radio, October 29

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This be likeguidelines, bringin' ye the second day of Hide From Yer Father, OMG, Weekend.

Let's be startin' from the beginnin' then.

Rory 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny are bein' adorable early this mornin'. In a shock t'none of ye, Callynanders also be cute this mornin'.

Maia 'n her friend Shawn also be wakin' up together. And Paige be meetin' her grandmother fer the first time.

Those people who be perky 'n joggin' be perky 'n joggin'.

Jaye 'n her sister Sharon be gettin' in some happy family bondin'. Yes, that be sarcasm. Quinn 'n her sister Daria be havin' a nice quiet breakfast at Luke's. That actual be not sarcasm. Jake 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny's sister Trina be bondin' over coffee.

At the brunch this mornin', Aeryn be gettin' adopted by Jack 'n Janet's Uncle George. O'Neill's brother Murray Murrayson be from Canada, apparently. He be sportin' a mighty fine bandana, regardless. Sam be threatenin' O'Neill wit' a forkin'.

Anya's, er, guardian be from Kazahkstan 'n be lovin' chicken. Apparently the bones be some kind of delicacy where he come from? Jake's father be a fan o' the carbs.

Lee's father (who Lee be still avoidin') be avoidin' Widow Twanky, a pasttime shared by Callisto. Callisto also be none too fond o' the song "Big Spender." Marty, ye may want t'make a note o' that.

Faith be catchin' up with a man she be callin' "sunshine." I thought I be the only one ye be callin' sunshine.

Crichton's father be gettin' confused by the twins who be not related on campus. He be talkin' t'Cam 'n thinkin' it be Crichton. These things happen. He be not any less confused when he be seein' Cam 'n Vala later in the day, though. Welcome t'Fandom High, sir.

Aeryn be gettin' interrogated by Jack Crichton. Again. Then she 'n Crichton be talkin' about the experience. Later that night, they be tellin' Mr. Crichton that Aeryn be not exactly from around here. He be not takin' the news well.

Then we be movin' to this afternoon.

Rose be confused by the two TARDISes. TARDII? Whatever. Parker 'n her guest be havin' lunch together at the Russian restaurant.

At the Club Fair, amid the mingling, Chloe, Veronica 'n Jake's dad be talkin' about the newspaper, a devilishly handsome pirate be sellin' a copy of Little Bunny Foo Foo to Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Aeryn 'n Parker declare rubber bands not t'be a weapon.

The Junior Achievers be not fightin' over cookies--we'll get to their bake sale in a minute--but instead be chattin' with parents, guardians, and Masters. The bake sale, though. Heh. It be startin' off innocent, with the happy rows o' baked goods that be not evil at'all. Then Marty be comin' in, sportin' an interestin' choice o' attire and screamin' that the snickerdoodles be made of people. And then somethin' about bunnies, which be settin' Anya t' knockin' the table over. Good thing Anakin be on the scene. He be savin' the pastries, though he won't be forgettin' the Marty-nuzzlin' any time soon, I be thinkin'. Rory 'n Kenny Loggins Master Kenobi be takin' Marty to the clinic.

This be leadin' us t' a Public Service Announcement from Security Officer Martin Blank:

I'd like to take a moment to address the student body regarding a particular issue: Snickerdoodles.

Let me state for the record that snickerdoodles are wonderful cookies and if they are baked by Veronica Mars and Piper Halliwell, they are made with good wholesome ingredients and contain no human body parts whatsoever.

Thank you and have a good day.

After the bake sale drama, Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny 'n Emily Gilmore be gettin' t'know each other, and Rose 'n the Doctor-who-be-not-our-Doctor be havin' some angst with' their cookies.

Jack Harkness be havin' quite the brain-breakin' meetin' of his own this afternoon, too.

Thar be all kinds of open classrooms fer the teachers as well.

Dean Bristow be talkin' to Commander Adama, the Widow Twanky, Sir Myles, Keith Mars, and Penny Halliwell about their respective charges.

Professors Slatibartfest, Dream, Grissom, and Macleod be havin' open houses. Chewbacca be stoppin' in at Celtic Studies 'n Business Class.

In Criminal Justice, Professor Tick be meetin' Emily Gilmore 'n Sharon Tyler. Professor Amidala be meetin' with Sir Myles 'n Obi-Wan Kenobi. I be sure that second meetin' be not awkward at all.

Ye be gettin' two Doctors fer the price o' one over at his open classroom. Me head hurts tryin' t'think about how that might be workin'. Professor Chaucer be sufferin' the wrath o' Patty Chase, and Professor Ted be talkin' with Jack Crichton 'n Widow Twanky.

Professor Cregg be meetin' Parker 'n Anya's guardians and havin' some drama with the Doctor who be not our Doctor. Not t'mention her chat with Widow Twanky in the park this mornin'.

The journalism students' projects be on display, too. They be urgin' ye t'say yes to Celine Dion, Student Government Responsibility, and all the rest o' the campaigns.

And then we come t'the evenin' portion o' our broadcast.

Hamlet, Duo, and Heero be goin' to the mixer, where Duo be possessed by Hamlet's, um, dead father.

Also at the mixer, Professor Tick be makin' an impression on William Adama 'n Obi-Wan Kenobi, Trina Echolls be talkin' with Jaye 'n Sharon Tyler (who also be meetin' Callynanders), and Paige be havin' a run-in with Anakin. Quinn be gettin' embarrassed by her parents, and Sark 'n Callisto be snarkin' at each other.

Aeryn be meetin' O'Neill's brother Murray, then talkin' about her day wit' Parker before buggin' O'Neill's Uncle George. The rest of O'Neill's gang also be talkin' and minglin'.

Commander Adama be talkin' with Callisto again before findin' out from Callynanders where Lee Gideon Adama (heh) be hidin'. He be not that pleased wit' his offspring.

Rory 'n her grandmother be stoppin' into Luke's. Luke 'n Professor Gilmore-Danes be not thrilled. And then t'make the night a little worse, Logan-who-never-be-a-bunny 'n Allie come in. Apparently Emily Gilmore be knowin' him from somewhere.

Rogue be takin' her Logan on a tour o' the dorms, Belthazor be havin' a family reunion in the fourth floor common room, Sawyer be havin' a conversation wit' a talkin' cat, and Number 6 be talkin' with a new 'n different Number 2. I don't understand it, folks, I just report.

Duce 'n Oz be takin' a break from Parents' Weekend insanity t'see a movie and then down t'the beach. In other things related t'the theater, Vala 'n Cam be entertainin' themselves when Cam can't figger out if he be workin' thar any more. They be caught by Servo, who be pointin' them to a supply closet, where they be caught by Joel.

And in non-Parents' Weekend-related news:

Thar be a Halloween costume contest tomorrow at the party. And thar be a few incidents o' hackin' of some students' computers. That private entry be fascinatin', Paige.

Beka be gettin' hired by Amanda at the museum, and Shane 'n Chloe be continuin' their ethics project in the Emporium.

At Spike's, Professor Chaucer be chattin' with Paige and then with Kadaj about the coat-o'-arms he be drawin'. He also be talkin' poetry and goin' fer a motorcycle ride wit' Loz. Widow Twanky be teachin' Kadaj t'dance, and Beka 'n Rogue's Logan be chattin' over drinks.

Crowley be agreein' t'run the hotel wit' Sebastian and the Doctor 'n Aziraphale be havin' tea.

Han be talkin' to Professor Cregg in the Park in the mornin' about havin' Bagoas movin' into the Falcon. Which be broken into in the evenin'. All signs point t'Jayne. Terribly mature, that one.

And Sheldon 'n Satine be headin' out o' town. Since Sheldon be blind 'n drivin', I be assumin' that their shattered remains be soon found over some kind o' cliff.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night.

[OOC: *ded from coding.* 97 separate links, ya'll.]

Comments

[pennyhalliwell.livejournal.com]

Grams heard the radio broadcast and wondered why anyone would think Piper's cookies would have body parts of all things. She'd taught Piper to cook herself, after all, and kept the more interesting ingredients out of reach in the attic.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Hugs you buys you rum and has your children*

Sorry my links weren't up, you got them all anyway. Awesome, awesome job.

[spdemergency.livejournal.com]

Kat listens to the radio broadcast and re-evaluates, for the thirty-thousandth time that day, the Good Idea Value of sending Bridge to this school.

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Widow Twanky wonders why Callisto and that nice Adama man are avoiding her.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

> Slartibartfest ...

Oh, goodness me. Sounds like a party organised by my fan club.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Crowley be agreein' t'run the hotel wit' Sebastian

Whew! My inner Michel is breathing a sigh of relief... and also fear... *g*


*rolls over another barrel of rum for The Pirate!*

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Would Michel like continued employment?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Is it going to be a Hotel of the Damned now? Seeing just how thoroughly people can be corrupted with nothing more than service that is bad in a few, very specific ways?

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica listens to the radio and smiles when she hears Marty's announcement. It's a good start, but he's still not entirely off the hook for his stunt.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige had hoped no one had read their emails yet, the radio broadcast do not go down well

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

*has only been seen around town with working eyes and no sunglasses for a few weeks now*

Yeah. Blind.

Suckers....

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((I must have missed that! Funny!))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Does this mean Darla can get a room with a view? ;)

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Be of good cheer, Mr. The Tick. We don't even have a business plan yet. [unreassuring smile]

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

((please tell me Darla's sticking around. If so...omg, she can have whatever she wants))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: She's been made a townie. Though I don't know if she's planning on staying in the hotel all the time or if she's going to get her own place.]

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe has also heard the Radio broadcast and makes a note to talk to Marty and find out whay on Earth he had gotten into.

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

((Wasn't a huge reveal. Just a casual tossing away of the glasses on fear toxin night. Easily missed. :D ))

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*revives*

You are amazing.