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Pirate Radio, October 27
*cough cough* Hello, is this thing on? Well, what do you know, it is! Hello there, you spicy meatbags. You're listening to Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, and this is Tom Servo, your new lord and master of the airwaves. Bow before me, sons of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod!
*laughter*
So, what has been going on in the world of smooches, huh? Boy, let me tell you, we had more than our fair share of kinky teenage sexcapades today!
Lilly and Draco bake, in a totally non-drug related way. And speaking of drugs, Jonathan Crane shows upAnd there isn’t any awkwardness at all, nope!
Flowers arrived for half the population, apparently. The other half probably cried themselves into an emocoma, feeling neglected. In other emo news, Bagoas cried about his man-lovers. I’d tell you to cheer up, kid, but I’m sure you’re giving more enjoyment to people crying than you do while happy. In other news, Coffee for the CSI UST suckers. Don’t even try and refute me on that one.
Cameron Mitchell and Vala were regular snuggle bunnies, and Phoebe and Cole are also victims of the raging epidemic of emo-itis. So do George and Jayne. Okay... can somebody tell me which of these is the girl? Cause the names are confusing. And seeing pictures makes me think one of them is an ape.
Yellow Flashy Button Alert! We’ve got commercial sign, gang!
And now a word from Professor The Tick:
"Students of Fandom High! Remember that we are all created equal. Okay, so maybe we're not created in the same way. And the methods of how any of us are created is debated as well, but we can all agree that we're all here. Well, okay there was a question about that a couple hundred years ago, but that's history to us! Well, most of us. For some it's the present or even the future. In any event, we should be sure to give everyone a fair shake. Human, human from the past, human magic user (or similarly powered), ape, mythological being, werewolf, alien, vampire, Muppet and so on. Don't judge individuals based on the group and don't judge the group based on the individuals. Give everyone a chance! And if that person turns out to be a jerk, well, you did your duty and gave them a chance. That's all I can ask of you, chums!"
This message has been brought to by the campaign, "Just Say Yes to Vampires!"
And what does the world of Academia hold for us, children? Why, a magical land of lectures to sleep through, and behind door number three, a BRAND NEW CAR!
...okay, maybe I was kidding about the car.
Speaking of large, thick objects, The Tick's Criminal Justice class started work on projects today, the lucky devils. Ted's Music 101 is beginning a scavenger hunt. A musical scavenger hunt. It's like musical chairs, only more complicated and there isn't cake involved. Note to Ted, things are always better with cake. Mmmm, cake.
Band practice covered selecting a song. I'm available for guest vocals, kids. Give me a call and the Servo's golden voice will grace your band to the delight of folks of all ages!
On a subject I am very familiar with, Shop Class dealt with bombs! Quantum Physics covered something about non-standard spaces. Are these double-letter or triple-word score spaces?
Abnormal Psychology discusses parents. Kids, I give one tip. Accuse your parents. Then come with them to the movie theater this weekend, and watch I Accuse My Parents. Great weekend activity for the whole family!
Love is Art in Art Class, Speech covers broken friendships. Martial Arts covers, big-no-whammy-of-a-surprise, Martial Arts.
Philosopy is discussing Descartes. The biggest lesson there? Do not put Descartes in front of the De-Horse. *hearty laugh* It was Quiz Time for Bio, Obscenity rules supreme in Criminology, and Journalism was a heaping load of preparation... Preperation H, that is! *slide whistle, and a laugh*
And here's a list of the severely dull classes of the day: Greco Roman Archaeology, Linguistics, Governments, Arthurian Tradition, East Asian Something, History of the Ancient Whatever, and Starting a Small Boredom.
We've got commercial sign, so I now hit the big flashing yellow button...
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
And coming in from that uncomfortable nugget of intestinal joy, here's your Study Hall antics report, because apparently studying in the study hall is a concept beyond you nincompoops.
Principal Connor has costumed puppies. I've only been here four days, and I'm already terrified of her! Jonathan Crane chats with Angelus, the strapping young boy-love couple will probably have heads turning in uncomfortable, neck-snapping ways soon. Bridge has Moon Shoes! If I had legs, I’d be jealous of the lucky sonuvvagun, and Marty and Callisto cover security issues.
Oh look, flashy yellow button. Commercial Sign!
“Hello.
My name is Red and I'm the mayor of Fandom Town. As you gear up to receive your parents during this weekend of visitation and fun, I would like to draw your attention to the many things Fandom Town will have to offer, during the weekend and after.
Drop by our Welcome Center and pick up our coupon book for discounts at our many shops and businesses. There are many shops to choose from and many things to do while in Fandom Town. Don't miss out on these great deals.
And don't forget the Halloween Ball on Sunday, October 30 at Efferton Manor. A full catered affair with dinner and drinks and a costume contest, along with entertainment for the evening.
Experience the fun of Fandom Town this special weekend.”
And now, the rest of the stupid crap you idiots were up to. Seriously, you guys are dumber than TV's Frank on a bad day. That's saying something.
Spike’s is low on patrons, Crowley and Aziraphale are practially attached at the hip, and Tara has Crack. Of either the butt, cocaine, or crimefighting kind. Take your pick!
Charlie Kawalsky is like a regular Santa. Do we have any martians on campus to come harass the idiot, please?
Girl-George muses, You wouldn’t like Rory Gilmore when she’s angry, And Totally not Doctor Quinn, definitely not a Medicine Woman, has a list for her slave, Bridge. Slavery is wacky fun, kids! Somebody want to smack that Ethics teacher upside the head for me, geezes. Padme fails at life... I mean, fails at cookies. I get the two confused sometimes, silly old me, heh!
Well, this shiny, handsome robot is now thoroughlydisgusted exhausted from sorting through all this paper with my tiny little arms, so, I’m signing off. Tom Servo, overlord of the airwaves, will be back in two week, and that idiot Ashley will be back next week.
Push the button, Barbossa.
*pop, and then static*
*laughter*
So, what has been going on in the world of smooches, huh? Boy, let me tell you, we had more than our fair share of kinky teenage sexcapades today!
Lilly and Draco bake, in a totally non-drug related way. And speaking of drugs, Jonathan Crane shows up
Flowers arrived for half the population, apparently. The other half probably cried themselves into an emocoma, feeling neglected. In other emo news, Bagoas cried about his man-lovers. I’d tell you to cheer up, kid, but I’m sure you’re giving more enjoyment to people crying than you do while happy. In other news, Coffee for the CSI UST suckers. Don’t even try and refute me on that one.
Cameron Mitchell and Vala were regular snuggle bunnies, and Phoebe and Cole are also victims of the raging epidemic of emo-itis. So do George and Jayne. Okay... can somebody tell me which of these is the girl? Cause the names are confusing. And seeing pictures makes me think one of them is an ape.
Yellow Flashy Button Alert! We’ve got commercial sign, gang!
And now a word from Professor The Tick:
"Students of Fandom High! Remember that we are all created equal. Okay, so maybe we're not created in the same way. And the methods of how any of us are created is debated as well, but we can all agree that we're all here. Well, okay there was a question about that a couple hundred years ago, but that's history to us! Well, most of us. For some it's the present or even the future. In any event, we should be sure to give everyone a fair shake. Human, human from the past, human magic user (or similarly powered), ape, mythological being, werewolf, alien, vampire, Muppet and so on. Don't judge individuals based on the group and don't judge the group based on the individuals. Give everyone a chance! And if that person turns out to be a jerk, well, you did your duty and gave them a chance. That's all I can ask of you, chums!"
This message has been brought to by the campaign, "Just Say Yes to Vampires!"
And what does the world of Academia hold for us, children? Why, a magical land of lectures to sleep through, and behind door number three, a BRAND NEW CAR!
...okay, maybe I was kidding about the car.
Speaking of large, thick objects, The Tick's Criminal Justice class started work on projects today, the lucky devils. Ted's Music 101 is beginning a scavenger hunt. A musical scavenger hunt. It's like musical chairs, only more complicated and there isn't cake involved. Note to Ted, things are always better with cake. Mmmm, cake.
Band practice covered selecting a song. I'm available for guest vocals, kids. Give me a call and the Servo's golden voice will grace your band to the delight of folks of all ages!
On a subject I am very familiar with, Shop Class dealt with bombs! Quantum Physics covered something about non-standard spaces. Are these double-letter or triple-word score spaces?
Abnormal Psychology discusses parents. Kids, I give one tip. Accuse your parents. Then come with them to the movie theater this weekend, and watch I Accuse My Parents. Great weekend activity for the whole family!
Love is Art in Art Class, Speech covers broken friendships. Martial Arts covers, big-no-whammy-of-a-surprise, Martial Arts.
Philosopy is discussing Descartes. The biggest lesson there? Do not put Descartes in front of the De-Horse. *hearty laugh* It was Quiz Time for Bio, Obscenity rules supreme in Criminology, and Journalism was a heaping load of preparation... Preperation H, that is! *slide whistle, and a laugh*
And here's a list of the severely dull classes of the day: Greco Roman Archaeology, Linguistics, Governments, Arthurian Tradition, East Asian Something, History of the Ancient Whatever, and Starting a Small Boredom.
We've got commercial sign, so I now hit the big flashing yellow button...
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
And coming in from that uncomfortable nugget of intestinal joy, here's your Study Hall antics report, because apparently studying in the study hall is a concept beyond you nincompoops.
Principal Connor has costumed puppies. I've only been here four days, and I'm already terrified of her! Jonathan Crane chats with Angelus, the strapping young boy-love couple will probably have heads turning in uncomfortable, neck-snapping ways soon. Bridge has Moon Shoes! If I had legs, I’d be jealous of the lucky sonuvvagun, and Marty and Callisto cover security issues.
Oh look, flashy yellow button. Commercial Sign!
“Hello.
My name is Red and I'm the mayor of Fandom Town. As you gear up to receive your parents during this weekend of visitation and fun, I would like to draw your attention to the many things Fandom Town will have to offer, during the weekend and after.
Drop by our Welcome Center and pick up our coupon book for discounts at our many shops and businesses. There are many shops to choose from and many things to do while in Fandom Town. Don't miss out on these great deals.
And don't forget the Halloween Ball on Sunday, October 30 at Efferton Manor. A full catered affair with dinner and drinks and a costume contest, along with entertainment for the evening.
Experience the fun of Fandom Town this special weekend.”
And now, the rest of the stupid crap you idiots were up to. Seriously, you guys are dumber than TV's Frank on a bad day. That's saying something.
Spike’s is low on patrons, Crowley and Aziraphale are practially attached at the hip, and Tara has Crack. Of either the butt, cocaine, or crimefighting kind. Take your pick!
Charlie Kawalsky is like a regular Santa. Do we have any martians on campus to come harass the idiot, please?
Girl-George muses, You wouldn’t like Rory Gilmore when she’s angry, And Totally not Doctor Quinn, definitely not a Medicine Woman, has a list for her slave, Bridge. Slavery is wacky fun, kids! Somebody want to smack that Ethics teacher upside the head for me, geezes. Padme fails at life... I mean, fails at cookies. I get the two confused sometimes, silly old me, heh!
Well, this shiny, handsome robot is now thoroughly
Push the button, Barbossa.
*pop, and then static*
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Bad robot! Bad robot! No Hamdinger!
((OOC:*Gives love to the commerical sign and the pushing of the button*))
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(Hey, you up for doing a Trek showing at the local cinema some time?)
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