ext_141416 ([identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-08-30 07:04 pm
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Hello Fandom, and welcome to Fandom radio. Tonight we've got a very special show for you folks, special because tonight behind the mike it's Seely "King of Cool" Booth. That's Seely, S-E-E-L-Y, Booth, B-O-O-T-H, not Angel. Seely, not Angel. IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH EVERYONE?

*cough*

Moving on.

Classes...which I thought started next week?

The babealicious Elliot runs a first aid workshop. I could have used some first aid earlier today, crazy blonde. The workshop turns into something of a meet and greet as Naomi meets Chad, then Billy, Billy'n'Chad just grunt at each other manfully, while Chad meets Evie, who then talks to Deano who despite also being a double DOES NOT GET BEATEN UP!

*ahem*

Elliot demonstrates CPR, hey, Doc E , you ever need a volunteer to help you do that, give me a call. While Tommy taught anyone who got too close to the hotness of Doc E, how to take care of their burns. Lady in red-hair, Alanna took care of cuts and bruises, while Peter, who my notes take great care to mention is English, does breaks and sprains...is it just me or did it get colder in here all of a sudden?

Dorms where PEOPLE ASSAULT OTHER PEOPLE IN CLOSETS! NOT THAT I'M MENTIONING NAMES OR ANYTHING, CALLISTO!

Walter tried to ensure the third floor had a healthy start to the day by making breakfast. Amongst the various mooks, wiseguys and moochers showing up to take advantage were Tyler, Anders, one of the many Peters, Stark, "the twins", Xander, Carmela, some cool cat called Schrodinger, Pete, Briar, Al, Pete, Briar, Al, Nadia, Pippi, and Skif.

Mac sat on her lap in the hall. Okay...something in that sentence didn't make sense. She and Broots share tales of holiday woe. She explains some new-age religion called Veganism to the lovely Lavender, who talks to Broots. Marie talks hair dye, and Mac shares cookies with Anders. Anders, you dog, you.

In the gym Nadia pratices her staff work and after the day I've had I'm not going to touch that one with a ten foot pole. Billy takes umbrage on behalf of practice dummies everywhere. Billy-o, you don't bug the ladies when they're armed, even I'm not that crazy.

Matilda gives the twins a ride on a flying couch before being joined by Teddy.

...

Right. Well, it makes as much sense as anything else around here.

In other news, Cameron emailed his sister, Molly left town, come back soon Molly, Willow the mixed-signal giving crotch-kicker talks with Marie about rats, and to Joxer about turning Cally into a lemming. Did she think you were going to "resoul" her too, Willow? Then she had lunch with English Peter. Why does that worry me? Evie was cheerful at Ray, did you hug him Evie? Trust me Ray is a very huggable guy. In fact every girl in Fandom should try hugging him, you'll like it, I promise. Janet checks on on Evie, Alfons and Zuko talk plumbing, Gwynn and Sakurazaki are woeful, ladies, go hug Ray, he'll make it better, Carmela met Conner, Luna's back, as opposed to Anakin who has left Fandom, but not before laying a big, old fashioned kiss on one Rory Gilmore, sadly this doesn't help her and she spends the evening needing comfort from Aeryn and John. Rory, I'm sure that Ray is willing to help out there too.

Also, Alec is pissed at Dean, Jude shares his problems with Skif, but not Ranma, Cedric teases Isabel, and Jack Harkness tells them about his new job, Ed and Al find out about Alfons being here, Nadia and Walter are cute and flirty, and Callisto and I had mad hot sex while Xander went guh, Bel flailed, and Lana checked in on us.

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THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPPENED! WHO THE HELL WRITES THESE NOTES? AND I AM NOT A HAIR TRIGGER!

...just erm, ignore that last bit, okay?

Hikaru and Kaoru hang out on the third floor with popcorn. While on the second floor, things are jumping with Sam Carter looking over blueprints in the common room, which Evie and Bridge talk to her about. Xander tries to steal Bridge away, and Evie is wary of him. Dean talked to Sam, Evie, and Billy. Stark, Billy, Zero, Liz, and Blair all show up. Then Zero turns into a cat.

I give up.

Town which remains assault-free.

In the park, Blair the hip meditates before catching up with a dude by the name of Aziraphale, talks to fellow hippie-child River, and meets Jesse. J-man, careful that Blair the hip doesn't steal your girl.

Billy helps Jude with his training by becoming a human obstacle course, before Jude hooks up with Sakura with the Za and the Ki, who tells him she kissed Ranma, man that bites. I swear, women, if they're not breaking your heart, they're beating you senseless and leaving you naked in a closet.

Over at Sparky repairs Agatha hands over the reigns to John Connor, who's later confused by Blair the hip's possession. Aww, Blair, dude, you're hip enough without drugs, so lay off that wacky tobaccy.

Ivanova tells Edmund she's leaving. You tick off Callisto too, babe?

Alfred, Wilson, and Clark all get Perky with Janice. And Honor and Hamish drop in to join the fun.

Over at Empire Records, Maureen meets Jamie, not so happy to see him is Tyler, who gives him the gift of a knuckle sandwich.

At the TARDIS, what is that, some sort of club? Blair the hip tells the Doctor about his possession, dude, drugs are bad, bad karma. The Doctor asks my man Harkness to be his TA, he's good people Doc, you can't go wrong there. He also meets Aly, John Winchester, Janice, Schroding-a-ling-ling-er, and Togusa. Popular guy.

Cafe Fina is open and Jarod opens the Sin. We have a brothel in this town? Maybe certain people should go there instead of the closet next time.

Ivanova and Blair the hip got nipple peircings. See, I told you drugs weren't good for you.

In Caritas, where the beer is cold and the women hot, things were swinging tonight. The photogenic Pheebs took the stage, before proving she's multitalented by snagging a bartending gig. Blair the hip meets Clark, and talks with Bel about his nipple-piercing causing problem, before finding Dr Wilson, he'll help you with the monkey on your back, kid. Cally and Anges swap the latest goss, and Pete and Jane share stories of how they got to this wacky town.

Both Christian and Natalie's clinc shifts remained patient free. Obviously Callisto decided to spend the night in.

And that's all the notes I have tonight folks, may you all avoid closets and psychotic, clothes-stealing blondes.

Until next time, cats, this is Seely "King of Cool" Booth, signing off.

[ooc: *dead from code* *snoogles radio reseachers*]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: *applauds the King of Goofy, yayyy!*]
sensethevisions: (Cheerful and Pretty)

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-08-30 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Phoebe was listening to the radio between bouts of giggles.

"They must have left the page about not pissing off Callisto out of the student handbook this year."

Then she heard the part where he called her "photogenic."

"Aww..."


[[OOC: *applauds and gives cookies*]]

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, and I'll do it again if I have to!" Willow muttered.

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ray frowned at the radio. "Stop pimping me out, gigolo."

[identity profile] dbiers.livejournal.com 2006-08-30 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Bwah! You're also insane, but the good kind of insane!]

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Yay, Seely radio!]