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Fandom High Radio, Friday, August 11
BEL: Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to the Bel and Dawn Show. As usual when Veronica isn't around, I've hijacked the radio, and once again I promise not to mention anything about her sex life or lack thereof. Continuing my tradition of lovely co-hosts -- except Tyler, because, sorry, dude, you're not my type -- I have Dawn helping me out tonight.
DAWN: Hi, Fandom! I'm not here to talk about Veronica's sex life either.
BEL: Everyone else is fair game, however.
DAWN: Uh uh. Some of us don't have sex lives.
BEL: What about you and . . . do I have to beat someone up?
DAWN: No! There will be no beating up! Oh my god, you're as bad as Buffy. Er, other Buffy, not this one, who is still in Tahiti. He was a good boyfriend. And as long as we're on the topic, no shovels, no fireballs, no threats, no shimmering him to the frigid home of the penguins...
BEL: You left out the fiery pits of hell. There's a nice ledge I know about. It's narrow and over a pit of lava....
DAWN: No! Bad half-demon, no redemption.
BEL: All right, all right. *muttered* Spoilsport. */muttered* Should we get down to business?
Dorms
DAWN: Yay, business! So, um, starting in the gym, Parker trains Zack to hit things, *sounds of snickering*, yeah, because that's a good idea, and Pip trains Cally in how to stand properly, Tyler practices basketball all by his lonesome, and Bridge and Parker spar.
BEL: Later, Parker and Anders play Pyramid. She's a busy girl today. And Nadia and Cally discuss Poe and Cally's new pet lemming. I hope she keeps it away from the roof.
DAWN: Why would she need to...oooooh, nevermind. No lemmings on the roof, right. Soooo, moving on from physical fitness, there was some kind of a muffin versus cookie battle in the kitchens today. I don't know about you, Bel, but I'm totally on the cookie side of the argument. Anyway, if you're curious about what happened, you can ask Walter and Pippi, Hermione, Willow, or Tyler, who's all by himself again. Aww, poor Tyler. I think someone should hug him. He probably needs it.
BEL: I'm on the cookie side, too. And if Tyler needs a hug, he's not getting it from me. Like I said, sorry, dude, not my type. Anyway, speaking of people's sex lives, John and Aeryn are snuggly until John sneezes on her. Dude. That's not cool. In Pippi's room, River helps Pippi look at puzzles, Sawyer pounces on PIppi, and some dude named Angelo sneaks into Pippi's room. Great, so we have Angel, Angela, and Angelo. What's next, Angeli?
DAWN: As long as it's not Angelus, I'm good with whatever we get. Anyway, it looks like some people are leaving, hopefully not for good. Z's going into space and Sakurazaki is heading to Japan. Is this like a rats deserting the Titanic thing? Should we start to pack?
BEL: Good thing I can shimmer. I'm very handy in case of emergency evacuations. In other news, Parker gets a present. That Angelo guy visits Jack, who later talks to Cedric about the fashion show. *groan* Speaking of which, Rory is hiding in her room, rightfully so. Angela and Aeryn visit her.
DAWN: And next up in the dorms, we have the Fourth Floor Common Room where...uh, Bel? Would you mind doing this part?
BEL: Sure. Sam -- and I refuse to call him "Cute" Sam -- teases his brother about the fashion show. And something about cutting hair. Dean and Sawyer meet, and Dean told me about KISS. Angela and Dean shared their pain about the *groan* fashion show before Parker crawled through a vent looking for someone, confusing Angela. Meanwhile, outside the dorms, Jamie and a bunch of people decide to scale the dorms walls.
DAWN: Parker crawled through a vent? Like, on purpose? I don't know her that well--is that a normal Friday evening activity for her?
BEL: She's acting weird. Maybe this place is getting to her.
DAWN: Well, those of you out hugging Tyler? Hug Parker too. She probably needs one.
Classes
BEL: In school news, Walter "Detention is his middle name" and Conner have detention. Over in Flight and Flying, Alec is teaching the class because Anakin is hung over or something. The students ask Alec questions and get to fly the swoop bikes. Anakin's a dick, but the bikes are pretty cool.
DAWN: Anakin was really nice to me, Bel. You've probably just got that testosterone overload thing going on with him. Anyway, over in Constant Vigilance people harass that Doctor guy about the Master and whoa, that better not be the same Master I'm thinking of or I'm leaving town. The Gentlemen were lots of fun and all, but I don't want to be here if the guy shows up who killed er, nevermind that part. Anyway, after they talk about the Master, they harass each other for a while.
Town
BEL: Over in town, Lana opens the bookstore, and Phoebe drops by to wish her a good trip. Cally goes to All and Sundries for lemming supplies. The Sin is open for business.
DAWN: I still can't believe this town has a brothel and we didn't get a smoothie shop until last week. Um, so at Caritas, Pippi sings, GOB finds out about the nun militia...nun militia? Really? ...and apparently this idea causes GOB to suffer some kind of stroke or something, because he hugs our Sex Ed. teacher and lives. And then that Sawyer guy gets yelled at by GOB, which of course makes Pippi think that he should sing.
BEL: Nun militia? Wow, that might make Angel come back to Fandom. Maybe I should let him know. I mean, anyway, and the clinic is open in the morning and apparently Faithful hates TV. Dr. Natalie is there in the evening.
Fashion Show
DAWN: Bel? You've been to Hell. Does it have costumes?
BEL: The Source has been known to put on wings every once in awhile. He looks kinda silly but no one says anything for good reason. So. The *groan* fashion show. When I find out who signed me up, I'm going to kill him. Allegedly we got the wrong outfits, but I have no idea what Rory originally ordered. Phoebe bribed me to go on stage, and I talked to you about our costumes. *pause* It says here you and Dean were kinda awkward, and that Alec was confused by his costume and Dean couldn't help him. Also, big shock, you were Not Happy with Rory.
DAWN: Were you? Oooh, according to the notes, Anders is the guy who signed you up for the fashion show. No killing. Willow and English Peter check up on Sakurazaki after class, and ohmigod! *sounds of squealing* Jamie asked Molly out! Molly? Did you say yes? Call the radio station!
BEL: Wait. ANDERS signed me up for the fashion show?
DAWN: I guess he must have. Says here he told Walter the same thing.
BEL: Anders, I am going to KILL you!
DAWN: No killing! Remember, mock, don't ignite.
BEL: He made me dress in tight leather pants and wear makeup and a wig!
DAWN:...the pants were nice.
BEL:Do you think Angel would like them? ...okay, the pants were nice. I kept them.
DAWN: See, so it wasn't all bad. Plus I bet you got a great bribe out of Phoebe. I did not keep my costume, in case anyone is wondering.
BEL: You looked cool. Anyway, Willow and Marty were twitchy about last weekend, and I don't blame them. She was "cute" with English Peter, big shock, and she and the other Xander talked about the body swap. If no one mentions that again, I'll be happy. Cam and Chloe make weekend plans, Nadia and her mallet talk to Anders and Walter, and Jaye and Pretty Sam brought popcorn and coffee.
DAWN: And then there's us, the poor schmucks who paraded ourselves around for the enjoyment of the masses and thereby earned a bazillion karma points and they better be redeemable in case of apocalypse is all I'm saying. Um, so Pippi was an astronaut, Phoebe was a very pretty fairy princess, Sister Rosette was an awesome superhero, that GOB guy was dressed like a bee...oh, is that what that was?
BEL: I guess so: Angela was Cher and was looking pretty hot. River was a chess piece, I think, and Alec was a blue smurf. Better him than me. Jack was a baseball player, and I didn't know they played shirtless. And you were a cute cavegirl with a big club.
DAWN: I was a grumpy cavegirl, thank you very much. And the club was the only part of that outfit I liked. *giggling* *clears throat* Sorry, Bel. Um, so you were a member of KISS, and, um, yeah, this is you again...
BEL: My notes just say "BALLERDEANA." ...dirty?
DAWN: Ummmm....not sure?
BEL: Are you sure I don't have to beat anyone up?
DAWN: Yes, I'm sure, but thank you for asking. That's very sweet of you, in an overprotective psychotic kind of way. *kisses cheek*
BEL: *in a beaming sort of voice* That's just the way I am. I'm very protective. And sometimes prone to violent bursts of anger, right, Anders?
DAWN: Anders? I hear Portugal's nice...
BEL: I can shimmer there, too. Anyway, that's the end of our notes, so that's the end of the show.
DAWN: Night, Fandom, and if anyone has pictures of me from tonight, I'd like one to send to my sister to give her apoplexy. Er, I mean burn them.
BEL: Good night, Fandom. Phoebe, I'll be home after I stop by Anders's room.
DAWN: I give up.
DAWN: Hi, Fandom! I'm not here to talk about Veronica's sex life either.
BEL: Everyone else is fair game, however.
DAWN: Uh uh. Some of us don't have sex lives.
BEL: What about you and . . . do I have to beat someone up?
DAWN: No! There will be no beating up! Oh my god, you're as bad as Buffy. Er, other Buffy, not this one, who is still in Tahiti. He was a good boyfriend. And as long as we're on the topic, no shovels, no fireballs, no threats, no shimmering him to the frigid home of the penguins...
BEL: You left out the fiery pits of hell. There's a nice ledge I know about. It's narrow and over a pit of lava....
DAWN: No! Bad half-demon, no redemption.
BEL: All right, all right. *muttered* Spoilsport. */muttered* Should we get down to business?
Dorms
DAWN: Yay, business! So, um, starting in the gym, Parker trains Zack to hit things, *sounds of snickering*, yeah, because that's a good idea, and Pip trains Cally in how to stand properly, Tyler practices basketball all by his lonesome, and Bridge and Parker spar.
BEL: Later, Parker and Anders play Pyramid. She's a busy girl today. And Nadia and Cally discuss Poe and Cally's new pet lemming. I hope she keeps it away from the roof.
DAWN: Why would she need to...oooooh, nevermind. No lemmings on the roof, right. Soooo, moving on from physical fitness, there was some kind of a muffin versus cookie battle in the kitchens today. I don't know about you, Bel, but I'm totally on the cookie side of the argument. Anyway, if you're curious about what happened, you can ask Walter and Pippi, Hermione, Willow, or Tyler, who's all by himself again. Aww, poor Tyler. I think someone should hug him. He probably needs it.
BEL: I'm on the cookie side, too. And if Tyler needs a hug, he's not getting it from me. Like I said, sorry, dude, not my type. Anyway, speaking of people's sex lives, John and Aeryn are snuggly until John sneezes on her. Dude. That's not cool. In Pippi's room, River helps Pippi look at puzzles, Sawyer pounces on PIppi, and some dude named Angelo sneaks into Pippi's room. Great, so we have Angel, Angela, and Angelo. What's next, Angeli?
DAWN: As long as it's not Angelus, I'm good with whatever we get. Anyway, it looks like some people are leaving, hopefully not for good. Z's going into space and Sakurazaki is heading to Japan. Is this like a rats deserting the Titanic thing? Should we start to pack?
BEL: Good thing I can shimmer. I'm very handy in case of emergency evacuations. In other news, Parker gets a present. That Angelo guy visits Jack, who later talks to Cedric about the fashion show. *groan* Speaking of which, Rory is hiding in her room, rightfully so. Angela and Aeryn visit her.
DAWN: And next up in the dorms, we have the Fourth Floor Common Room where...uh, Bel? Would you mind doing this part?
BEL: Sure. Sam -- and I refuse to call him "Cute" Sam -- teases his brother about the fashion show. And something about cutting hair. Dean and Sawyer meet, and Dean told me about KISS. Angela and Dean shared their pain about the *groan* fashion show before Parker crawled through a vent looking for someone, confusing Angela. Meanwhile, outside the dorms, Jamie and a bunch of people decide to scale the dorms walls.
DAWN: Parker crawled through a vent? Like, on purpose? I don't know her that well--is that a normal Friday evening activity for her?
BEL: She's acting weird. Maybe this place is getting to her.
DAWN: Well, those of you out hugging Tyler? Hug Parker too. She probably needs one.
Classes
BEL: In school news, Walter "Detention is his middle name" and Conner have detention. Over in Flight and Flying, Alec is teaching the class because Anakin is hung over or something. The students ask Alec questions and get to fly the swoop bikes. Anakin's a dick, but the bikes are pretty cool.
DAWN: Anakin was really nice to me, Bel. You've probably just got that testosterone overload thing going on with him. Anyway, over in Constant Vigilance people harass that Doctor guy about the Master and whoa, that better not be the same Master I'm thinking of or I'm leaving town. The Gentlemen were lots of fun and all, but I don't want to be here if the guy shows up who killed er, nevermind that part. Anyway, after they talk about the Master, they harass each other for a while.
Town
BEL: Over in town, Lana opens the bookstore, and Phoebe drops by to wish her a good trip. Cally goes to All and Sundries for lemming supplies. The Sin is open for business.
DAWN: I still can't believe this town has a brothel and we didn't get a smoothie shop until last week. Um, so at Caritas, Pippi sings, GOB finds out about the nun militia...nun militia? Really? ...and apparently this idea causes GOB to suffer some kind of stroke or something, because he hugs our Sex Ed. teacher and lives. And then that Sawyer guy gets yelled at by GOB, which of course makes Pippi think that he should sing.
BEL: Nun militia? Wow, that might make Angel come back to Fandom. Maybe I should let him know. I mean, anyway, and the clinic is open in the morning and apparently Faithful hates TV. Dr. Natalie is there in the evening.
Fashion Show
DAWN: Bel? You've been to Hell. Does it have costumes?
BEL: The Source has been known to put on wings every once in awhile. He looks kinda silly but no one says anything for good reason. So. The *groan* fashion show. When I find out who signed me up, I'm going to kill him. Allegedly we got the wrong outfits, but I have no idea what Rory originally ordered. Phoebe bribed me to go on stage, and I talked to you about our costumes. *pause* It says here you and Dean were kinda awkward, and that Alec was confused by his costume and Dean couldn't help him. Also, big shock, you were Not Happy with Rory.
DAWN: Were you? Oooh, according to the notes, Anders is the guy who signed you up for the fashion show. No killing. Willow and English Peter check up on Sakurazaki after class, and ohmigod! *sounds of squealing* Jamie asked Molly out! Molly? Did you say yes? Call the radio station!
BEL: Wait. ANDERS signed me up for the fashion show?
DAWN: I guess he must have. Says here he told Walter the same thing.
BEL: Anders, I am going to KILL you!
DAWN: No killing! Remember, mock, don't ignite.
BEL: He made me dress in tight leather pants and wear makeup and a wig!
DAWN:...the pants were nice.
BEL:
DAWN: See, so it wasn't all bad. Plus I bet you got a great bribe out of Phoebe. I did not keep my costume, in case anyone is wondering.
BEL: You looked cool. Anyway, Willow and Marty were twitchy about last weekend, and I don't blame them. She was "cute" with English Peter, big shock, and she and the other Xander talked about the body swap. If no one mentions that again, I'll be happy. Cam and Chloe make weekend plans, Nadia and her mallet talk to Anders and Walter, and Jaye and Pretty Sam brought popcorn and coffee.
DAWN: And then there's us, the poor schmucks who paraded ourselves around for the enjoyment of the masses and thereby earned a bazillion karma points and they better be redeemable in case of apocalypse is all I'm saying. Um, so Pippi was an astronaut, Phoebe was a very pretty fairy princess, Sister Rosette was an awesome superhero, that GOB guy was dressed like a bee...oh, is that what that was?
BEL: I guess so: Angela was Cher and was looking pretty hot. River was a chess piece, I think, and Alec was a blue smurf. Better him than me. Jack was a baseball player, and I didn't know they played shirtless. And you were a cute cavegirl with a big club.
DAWN: I was a grumpy cavegirl, thank you very much. And the club was the only part of that outfit I liked. *giggling* *clears throat* Sorry, Bel. Um, so you were a member of KISS, and, um, yeah, this is you again...
BEL: My notes just say "BALLERDEANA." ...dirty?
DAWN: Ummmm....not sure?
BEL: Are you sure I don't have to beat anyone up?
DAWN: Yes, I'm sure, but thank you for asking. That's very sweet of you, in an overprotective psychotic kind of way. *kisses cheek*
BEL: *in a beaming sort of voice* That's just the way I am. I'm very protective. And sometimes prone to violent bursts of anger, right, Anders?
DAWN: Anders? I hear Portugal's nice...
BEL: I can shimmer there, too. Anyway, that's the end of our notes, so that's the end of the show.
DAWN: Night, Fandom, and if anyone has pictures of me from tonight, I'd like one to send to my sister to give her apoplexy. Er, I mean burn them.
BEL: Good night, Fandom. Phoebe, I'll be home after I stop by Anders's room.
DAWN: I give up.
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