fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Sunday, December 4th.

Morning, everyone. Jack Carter here. Not sure where the other guys are but that won't stop us from going over the news.

Over in School, Bod was a bit distracted in the library. Possibly because Ender and Scully came in to do some research.

Then over in the dorms, Cassidy was drinking tea and reading excessively. Ender told her to take a break and eat some doughnuts. Over in 221 Katniss called home and found some of her friends had disappeared and demanded that Wesley find something for her to kill so she could feel better.

Okay.

Meanwhile Dave was packing to go home and got a visit from Miley though Topher was just a little too excited to have the room to himself. Which is probably why Dave told Topher that he and Miley were making out on Topher's bed. Topher apparently freaked out. Over in my room, Annie was packing to leave and got a visit from Rapunzel who got a lesson on airport security. Then I showed up and-

I do NOT fuss like a dad.

[*Chittering*]

I have no idea what you're saying but shut up. Meanwhile over in 317, Quinn was reading a book and got a visit from Bruce who said he might start punching people with calculators. Then Topher showed up demanding to know why Quinn was blaming him for a weird message about geese and then argued. Quinn? Threaten to make out with your boyfriend on his bed. Apparently it's very effective.

Then later Karla sent out an e-mail inviting everyone to go to Jaime's world where it would be safe. She then got a visit from Tara who heard that Warren and Karla had broken up. Raven stopped in to find out what happened as well. And apparently Emma was outside and staring up at Karla's window.

Which isn't creepy at all, right?

Meanwhile Warren was apparently breaking his phone and got a visit from Wesley to see what was going on. Hopefully he didn't ask Wesley to get him something to kill.

The second floor common room was pretty busy today. In the morning, Natalie was camped out on the sofa and avoiding calling home. Sam called home for her only to find... Yeah. Nothing good. Then in the evening, Kenzi was watching a Barry plodder movie.

Okay. Moving into Town, Ender was having some problems with his computer at the beach. Meanwhile Karla was trying to catch a portal back to her doomed dimension before Warren stopped her. Which apparently caused the break-up.

Huh. Okay. Sorry, Karla. I'm on Team Warren for this one.

Let's see. Meanwhile Jamie woke up hungover and with a bad message from Valentine. Isabel woke up with a bad phonecall from Greg. Meanwhile Jaina called home to leave a message for her twin in case she doesn't- Oh, have a little faith Jaina. Then Eric stopped in to talk about Sookie who apparently also disappeared.

Meanwhile over at the Fish and Bait shop, Jon was sitting outside and willing to share beers. Seifer was doing audio therapy by blasting rock music. Zayne was over in MCA trying to open a closet door and Tiny was all alone at the devil's nest and drinking in appleinis.

Then in the evening, Millie and Max were dancing under the stars which led to an evening at Millie's home where-

Okay, was it really necessary to write that part?

[*chittering*]

Oh, shut up. Meanwhile Madrox was over at the cabin morping until Izzy gave him a call. Parker was over at Ronan's place. Apparently she was waiting for Wyatt to come home with Jarod but he was unable to get him out. Jack, who is not me, noted that Parker could put a whole in the carpet if she kept waiting.

All right. That looks like the notes this morning so-

[*chittering*]

Wait. Hold on. The Squirrels just handed me a note saying that the TV's today are going to be playing infamous gremlin bites from the past. And that it's possible the Skywalker's have their own channel.

... Well, I guess it could be worse. Have a good morning, everyone. This is Jack Carter, signing off.