http://geewhizfellas.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-11-19 08:08 am

Fandom Radio :: Saturday, November 19th.

Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!

Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Triceratops and Veloceraptor! Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ It's Saturday, which means you're listening to the Big Texas Butters show, and you're here to hear all the news of the stuff that happened on Friday! But first, let's have some music to start our day.

..awww, yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. You know what I am saying? Let's read some *BEEP BEEP*ing news.



Well, in SCHOOL today, Fifteen Labors of Fandom met out in the Preserve to talk about teal deer, so I bet they were out there for a real long time.

That women class talked about Elizabeth I. I guess they didn't have enough time to talk about Elizabeth II or III and especially not Elizabeth 5000!

In Don't Be Evil, Mr. Oz fell asleep! And so all of us could sort of just sit there or leave and I bet some people wanted to draw on his face, but I don't think anyone much wanted to wake him up. S-Sorry, Mr. Oz!

And in Fighting for Funsies, they had Rock'em Sock'em Robots! Pow, pow! Man, I love those things, so I bet that was a pretty fun class.

Oh, and Apathy Club met today, too. Apparently, George was in a pretty good mood and thought that maybe things don't suck very much after all, but no one really cared very much. But for a club where no one really cares much, they sure did a lot of talking about things that do or do not suck. They were up in the air on whether or not George datin' Jeremy sucks or not, mostly.

Wesley was workin' on his college application, Oxford, oooooh, in the library, where he got a visit from Tara, who wanted to know if he could help her with a spell of hers that went kinda wonky.

Student Council met today to discuss plans for Turkey Day! There will probably be a great big old dinner and decorations, and I'll be happy as long as there's no play. Boy, I'm real tired of those, but I'd be okay with one as long as I didn't have to go be the turkey.

In the TORMS yesterday, Peter was watchin' something from home that got him--and Topher!-- all upset, but Ben came over to see how he was doing. Kate was practicin' on her new keyboard, and there was a big ol' fight in Percy's room when Luke came by to tell him he was leavin' and for good. I guess Percy didn't take the news too well!

Warren's girlfriend got some bogglin' news, too, it looks like, and Ender said there's some weird stuff goin' on at home for him, too. Sounds like people're disappearing, and that's no good. Tara was worried 'cause she hasn't heard from Kennedy, and there was a call from Dinah, too, and I sure hope everyone's okay...

And Annie was bein' a good member of Student Council and putting up notices on the Portalocity cutting off some travel services after Sunday.

Hmmm, and let's see. In TOWN, Mr. Nolan was on the phone and wonderin' why some people just don't recognize the names they should. Tara was packin' crystals at the Magic Box, but her mind was probably on all that other stuff mentioned earlier. At that...one restuarant, Toby was surprised to see the special bein' Snow Cones, and Miss Parker was Not Pleased to find old gum under her desk at the Trooper Station.

At Stark Industries, Ben was tryin' to read his email, but all those pesky gay porn pop-ups made it a little difficult for him. But Ender stopped in to have lunch and talk about all the Portalocity stuff and how it's been hard to get in touch with people back home. He also got a call from Jaina, where he said he had a bad feeling about stuff so maybe she should come visit, and then Warren's girlfriend came in and was all crazy at him about the same stuff Ender's dealin' with.

At that one store, Krazy Kenzi was movin' the mannequins all around in suggestive poses, and Mr. Northman was on the phone all night at the Devil's Nest. Mr. Skywalker was there sulkin' in his nachos, which made him look like he got stood up, or at least that's what Mr. Deadpool, who was there for the booze, said. And Miss Connell offered free breakfast to anyone stranded at the hotel, while Miss Jessica was just in a bad mood about some phone calls at Caritas.




And there's our news for Friday, everybody! Thanks for listening, and I'll see ya'all around here next week, same Big Texas Time, Same Big Texas Place!

Big Texas Butters out!

♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪

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