fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Tuesday, November 15th

Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here again, bringing you the news so you don't have to go out and get it yourself! Or something. It's a good thing. Promise.

Let's start with school!

In Basic Strategy, people got to throw pies and pillows at each other. Why didn't I take that class? They listened to the directions – probably not too confusing – and then plotted – OMG, my roommate totally defected from her team, which is scary because she's, um. Never mind! And then they threw stuff! And Mr. Lannister and TA Kate were totally around to talk to!

Then in Creative Arts, we did stuff with clay. We learned about how to do it, then sculpted. And Cute Tony and Mr. Rogers were around to talk to too.

The class of Aesthetics of Word I Can't Say learned about how to play the accordian. Sweet. They watched a movie that showed them how, then practiced! And Mr. Bond and Jack's brother were around to talk to.

In Cultural Understanding, the class learned that they get to participate in the pageant! Ooh, you guys, totally go audition for Jono. He's the sweetest ever. They listened to the lecture, and apparently not everyone was totally happy. Mercy complained to Simon – why would you complain!? Pageants are awesome! I totally need to pick out a dress – and Blysse and Billy were confused. Then the teachers were around to talk to, and Blysse asked what a pageant even is. OMG, girl. You need to get out more.

Super Secret Boys' Frat watched cartoons yesterday. They mingled, and Weird Topher showed Ben that his sideways mohawk went away but then complained about being bullied this weekend. Aww! Wait, you don't mean the thing I did to your bed, do you? Um, then they all watched cartoons, and they could talk to Rock Band Warren or Cute Tony or Mr. Lannister.

In the library, William was drinking a lot of coffee. Probably not as much as Dave, though. He likey the hot drinks.

…Hi, Dave.

And finally in the office, there was apparently gonna be some kind of cage match. But… *page turning* IT WAS LUNCHTIME. Darn.

Then, town!

At The Gig, Angelica was watching her fake baby and taking care of the horses. Watch out for BlueJeans, ya hear?

Troy I Haven't Met Yet was replacing the carpet at the Boards. Oooh. Yeah. Sorry about that. Send my daddy a bill.

At Café Luke's, there was a special on food kids don't like. Oh, so, like, catfish eyeballs, that kinda thing? Mmmmm.

At Stark Industries, apparently Ender was all sad. Aww! Weird Topher came by to ask him about his brother, which probably made him feel worse because brothers are totally annoying, y'all. And then Ben came by and they had lunch and talked about how Ender's brother is… what's a sleemo? Right, it doesn't look good.

…I hope it wasn't a bad word.

At the Devil's Nest during the day, Joan was going through paperwork. And at night, Tiny was happy to see Mr. Sparrow all adult-sized. Sounds reasonable.

At Caritas, Jake was… I can't read that. Doing something productive, probably. Like work! Or talking to friends!

And at the clinic, Ronan was… I guess playing with wires.

*chittering*

Tasty wires? Y'all are so weird, I swear.

Then at her apartment, Bo apparently had too much sugar over the weekend, because she felt totally weird. And she and Kenzi talked about how being little kids was crazy. It was not! It was totally fun! Seriously.

And finally, dorms!

In her room, Rinoa was working on I guess paperwork, so she made her dog go talk to someone else. That's… not responsible parenting, Rinoa. I'm just sayin'.

Ben was giving people their babies back, which I hope doesn't mean he stole them. Ender was all happy that the room was totally clean, and then bow chicka—

OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS IN THE NOTES???? asdhgipoashpgisdpgo

*chitter-giggling*

Um, y'all are jerks. I hope you know.

And, um, Kenzi went to pick up her baby. Yay.

In the laundry room, Natalie was trying to make the washers work. But they didn't work. Sad. Just send your stuff out for dry-cleaning like I do!

Weird Topher got a mean text, it looks like. Oh no! And he was sulking and playing video games. Loudly. Dave asked him to turn it down, but Topher just sort of… whined at him, and then Dave gave him a hug.

Wait. Seriously? You did?

Dave… you showered after, right?

And then, um, Peter came by to apologize for the weekend and I guess being whatever it was Ender called him. A sleemo. Yeah, that.

In the common room, Katniss was watching old sitcoms and drinking tea. Luke came by to talk about mythology and call her cute. Aww! And then Wesley had tea and they talked about the weekend and the time objects came to life – wait, seriously? – and then kissed. Ooooh. Looks like Luke has competition.

…Wait, I thought Luke liked Percy. I'm totally confused.

Oooookay, and that's all the news for the day, guys! Till next time, this is Miley Ray Stewart signing off!