http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-11-11 10:59 am

Pirate Radio [Friday, November 11, 2011]

It is Friday, which means that I am Captain Jack Sparrow and this is the one and only pirate radio, and ye've all tuned in to hear the latest gossip about yer friends.

Or yer within earshot of the loudspeakers, but I prefer t' think you're tuning in because you love me.

In classes yesterday, Pinkie poisoned her students in Elements of Friendship--ooh!--and then they all recovered by answering a riddle. That is a bit less piratey of ye, Pinkie. Tropes 'n Scope watched a movie about hockey wit' an actor who looked a bit like what would happen if ye shrank Peter Bishop, 'n Sensitivity Training was told t' babysit an Ethics student's fake baby. And speaking o' Ethics, Anakin was in his office, full o' defarious delight at the suffering of his students, no doubt, and was tracked down by Toby, who was none too thrilled wit' the memories the droid baby was conjuring up. Hercules was in his office listenin' t' Greek rock and roll.

*chittering*

And not Yanni. The squirrels felt that was important to mention.

In the dorms, Jack Carter's droid baby was kidnapped by a gremlin--tough break--and Luke was texting with Kate who used t' go here while rocking his droid baby. Which, so far, at least, remains unkidnapped. Rinoa was upset in her room when her call t' her father remained unanswered, but then he called back, so crisis averted, I suppose? Caroline was in her room and took time from painting her nails t' criticize Jacob's hygiene when he paid a visit. Stephanie had muffins from home, then drunken texts from Bobby 'n a visit from Karla t' commisserate about how their boyfriends should never be allowed out wit'out supervision. Topher was also out on this drunken excursion, abandoning his droid baby t' Dave, his long-suffering roommate, who called Miley fer assistance.

*shuffling papers*

Oh good! Jack rescued his droid baby, who was covered in gremlin slime 'n baby spit up, and got an earful from Annie about a message Topher left for her: so ye know, she is apparently not a robot.

And in town, where I live and thus more interesting than anywhere else, Scully was looking at the Portalocity website--are ye tempted by the toast and popcorn Thanksgiving package? Peter loitered in the Perk after his brother Ender left and chatted with Topher about droid babies, their fellow students' sex lives and porn--as ye do--and Topher told Daenerys that Peter was a very deep thinker before introducing himself t' her. She weren't that impressed, which might be why her conversation wit' Peter revolved around the pros 'n cons of hitting people wit' sticks. And Sov found a box full o' interesting things at Stark Industries. I love boxes like that!

Finally, at Caritas Kenzi set up a jar fer her droid baby's college fund in the hopes that people will give her money. That's almost piratey of ye, wench!

That's all the news o' yesterday we have for today! Enjoy yer droid babies or some such.