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Fandom Radio :: Saturday, October 22nd.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Timeto and Party! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Happy Homecoming everyone! I sure hope everyone's havin' as much as fun as I am so far, and it's only about to get more fun today with the big ol' dance! So, first, let's celebrate with a little music!
Boy, that was nice, huh? Now, let's giddy on up to the news!
No one probably paid much attention IN SCHOOL yesterday, on account of a carnival going on, but Fifteen Labors of Fandom still had an assignment to do something nice to someone next week. They also had to talk about a difficult labor they've done before and how it shaped them as a person.
In Don't Be Evil, we talked about all the ways things can go wrong at a Homecoming dance, so we can be prepared for today and not being evil during it. The Two Sam had a point-counterpoint on how everyone should just be nice, but on how that wasn't much fun. I bet if you know the Two Sams, my roommmate Sam and the one that's a girl, you can probably figure out who said what.
Student Council was canceled so everyone could have fun and make sure the carnival ran smoothly, and not even Wesley hung around the library with everyone going on.
That women class talked about some queen who went and sunk the wrong guy's ship and Fighting for Funsies was assigned to go to the carnival to work on hand-eye coordination by throwing balls to dunk people and pies at people, and it doesn't say kissin', but kissing's good for that, too, I bet.
Lots of stuff happenin' in THE DORMS yesterday, too, like Quinn comin' back from the carnival and finding lots of pink fluffy bunnies that are good for flopping on all over her room. Whether or not they had anything to do with all the bunnies on the roof with Krazy Kenzi or not is anyone's guess, but she had Bart to help her until Miss Bo came up and busted 'em. She said bunnies are okay, but the paint's not, and no leavin' it up until Sunday. Because that's crazy.
The iCarly broadcast last night took place in the rec room; Freddie asked Girl Sam how her kissin' booth went and she said she was there a long time and I hope that's not why she was covered in gravy. Then they had their show, where Jack's dog Lojack made a special appearance to deliver Girl Sam some yummy pie!
In THE TOWN, at that restaurant I'm not sure how to pronounce, Toby not only picked out the specials, but he even chopped up the vegetables to make it with! At the hotel, poor Mr. Gunther was cryin' until Miss Connell came to make him feel better with the power of her boobies. And I'm not just sayin' that, guys, that's actually what it says right here. They must be some mighty powerful boobies. River came in to visit and ask to work in the kitchen, too, and ask Miss Connell why she doesn't dance anymore, but maybe it's because her boobies make it all difficult.
Miss Parker was gettin' settled in at the Trooper Station, 'cause she's all new, and Mr. Madrox came to report the theft of his virginity. And apparently, there's paperwork for that. At Luke's Cafe, they put pumpkin in all the things and Bod handed out souveniers to his coworkers. There was cleaning and inventory at Coytoe Medicine and a sign at Groovy Tunes tellin' everyone to go and enjoy the carnival.
An' speaking of the Carnival, it sure was a great one! All sorts of fun stuff and people havin' fun! Plenty of food and drink for everyone to eat and sip, too. And, apparently, Arthur looked like Quinn when she's a boy, but Arthur doesn't look like Quinn when he's a girl. Priestly wanted to know how Arthur's princing thang was going, and Arthur didn't relaly know what that meant. And Rilla just bumped right into Arthur and, by the time he turned around, she was gone. That's what we call a hit and run, hahahaha!
Leto and Alice were showin' their baby around the carnival and talkin' about things they missed, like food and mostly just rain, while Miss Parker, not the new one at the Trooper Station, wanted to know if the kid was actually Leto's. Dinah didn't approve of Priestly's smokin' pot and gettin' high in Manilla, and River tryin' to make art with her cotton candy was interrupted by Isabela comin' on over to say hi. Alex and Hoshi talked lives after Fandom High, and Dimitri didn't much like the food, but Rose was pretty happy with it and they wind up goin' to play some games.
With all this food and drink, there were also tables for everyone to sit and enjoy them and catch up a little more, where Jaina was sittin' and Jon thought that startin' the conversation with a flight-shed-booty-call story was a good way to go, but it wasn't, and then Jaina compared missions or lack of missions with Arthur. She also talked with Ben about Ender buying some property in Naboo, and then Ben went to Tahiri and they took a walk so they could talk about stuff, but not before Jaina had a chance to talk to her about how being a grown-up is no fun and politics are stupid.
Kennedy took a break from eating too much to hear Wesley talk about being tortured by an old teacher of theirs, and Dinah invited Kennedy to come visit and go crime fightin' with her sometime. Bobby said hello to Kennedy by hittin' her with a ketchup packet, which of course meant she had to throw a fork at him. Billy tried to sneak up on Tori, while Dinah got to say hello to Leto and his kid. Sov came to say hello to Juliet and they decided to go on the ferris wheel together, and Jono sulkin' at the food was interrupted by Raven comin' up behind him to surprise him. Piper and Izzy got to catch up and reminisce about Fandom, and Jon made Dinah guess who he was before they could catch up.
Lots of people got a chance to enjoy the rides, especially Rilla and Annie on the carousel which was full of mooses, and Rose and Dimitri went on the Tunnel of Love, but it sounds like there was more teasin' than kissin' goin' on. There was probably more kissin' goin' on at the games, or at least between Katniss and Wesley, who were flirtin' and trying to one-up each other with water pistols.
And, well, of course, there was lots of kissing at the Kissing Booths, too! Girl Sam had one, which surprised Jack, but he didn't get kissed, his dog did, and he just got a water pistol in the face. Lucrezia was happy to see that Bruce had a booth, but thought a dollar was chargin' way too little. An' Rosella offered to get her brother so Bruce can kiss him, but he said he'd rather kiss Rosella, and so she kissed him. Twice. Surreal wanted to know what Warren's girlfriend was doing with a kissing booth, and Sookie thought Warren's girlfriend's mints and chapstick were thoughtful and gave her a hug. It's kissing booth, though, not a hugging booth, you guys. Leto asked how she was doing and she explained that kissin' booths were hard work, but they were worth it for charity, while Tony thought the mints were presumptuous and he argued a little with Warren's girlfriend until she challenged him to kiss her, because it's a kissing booth an all, and Jon found out that Karla mostly signed up for this every year, but she missed out last time.
Katniss got two kisses on her cheek from Luke, after making fun of him for his weakness for kissing booths, and Jack couldn't get Miley to let his dog kiss her, but he did pay thirty dollars to have his dog try to scare away anyone trying to kiss Miley. Kenzi was one of those people, but she didn't get scared away, she was just being crazy and turning her head at the last minute so that Miley had to kiss her on the mouth instead of the cheek...
*throat clearing*
Um, where was I? Uhhh, Tony thought it didn't make sense that Petra had mints, neither, but she pointed out that no one wanted to kiss a person with bad breath. Dany was a little confused about the booths, and so Petra had a chance to explain them to her. And I....
...awww, they weren't that bad of jokes, squirrels! Either way, I got to kiss Petra! And Annie! And Hanna! Even Cara gave me a kiss on the cheek, even if I don't think she really understood how the whole set-up worked.
But I did NOT enjoy kissing Kenzi. At. All.. Blech!
Luke came up so he could kiss Annie without them thinkin' they were other people, and Puck wanted to make sure no weirdos were botherin' Annie before gettin' his kiss, too. Stephanie told Tony that she might have to intervene if anyone got too crazy with kissin' her boyfriend, and then they talked about swappin' out with Karla and warren and then they talked about the Mile High Club. And, really, Stephanie coulda intervene when Topher got a little too into kissin' Tony because Peter said he should and Tony had to tell him to whoa, hold it, he just wants to be friends. Juliet wanted a good kiss from Tony because Monday's her birthday --Happy birthday!--but he said it couldn't be too good because his girlfriend would kick his ass, and then Rosella wanted to be Tony's first mustache ride...
Sov got to find out that Tony liked kissin' better than gettin' dunked or pied, while Mercy found out he was doin' it all for tha Benjamins. Warren got some pretty heavy duty kisses from his girlfriend, and they agreed that they weren't allowed to kiss anyone else like that, since they both have booths and all. Angelica talked with Warren about how big the carnival was, and Tony came of to ask Warren if it was okay to kiss his girlfriend, but I guess they just started talkin' about yachts and strippers instead, which may or may not be related to Warren and Bobby's plans to take a trip to Texas.
Bruce got to kiss Hanna, too; she's real pretty, so I'm not surprised! And Surreal was surprised to see Cara at a booth, and now I think I got a little duped, because Rose even got a free kiss after teasin' Cara a little bit about a dress, so maybe it's just 'cause I'm a boy... Lucrezia got a kiss out of Lex after they talked about how nice of a charity the kissin' stuff is, but Shane was kinda uncomfortable with his booth. Chuck was a bit more comfortable; he got a kiss from Dany after also talkin' about how it's better than a dunk tank; I don't know if Billy got a kiss, too, but he definitely thought it was cool of Chuck to keep doin' it even if it was a paperwork error.
And now that all that kissin' business is over, it's time to talk Dunk Tanks. Mr. Madrox seemed to be okay with it until he got dunked by a probably invisible person, and Principal Winchester wanted to get Mr. Madrox real good for makin' her eyes bleed with Hello Kitty, and Scully wanted to get him on account of him makin' everyone in class insane. Bruce just wanted to get extra credit for class.
Katniss was worried about Mr. Skywalker freezin', and he told her it would sure be difficult to hit the target. He then tried to convince Jaina that dunkin' him lead to the Dark Side, but she went ahead and did it anyway, probably because I think the Dark Side has cookies. Luke decided that Mr. Skywalker would be proud of him for hittin' the target, and that outweighted the discomfort of bein' wet, while Bel showed up with an armful of balls, and so Mr. Skywalker called him a bad name. Leia wondered if Mr. Skywalker was punishing himself and went ahead to help him with that, but apparently, it's just tradition, as he told River when she asked. And Rosella missed the target after a whole bunch of talk with Mr. Skywalker about the ethics of a dunk tank.
Topher was kinda sad and miserable in his tank, and this is where Peter came and told him about Tony's kissing booth, which made him feel a little better. Topher tried to convince Ramona that one ball was, like, forty bucks, but that didn't work because Ramona knows how to read, and then Kenzi basically blackmailed him by promising not to dunk him a third time for some unspoken favor in the future. I am telling you, Topher, bitch be crazy! Surreal happily dunked Topher, especially since he might have always called her something mean, and then he did call Quinn a bad name, and so she not only dunked him, but threw a ball at his head, too. Angelica dunked Topher for killin' pandas, and even Dave the Dweeb got him, oh man!
But, hey, Toph, look on the bright side. At least none of 'em punched you! Ahahahaha!
Seifer brought a book to his dunk tank, which seems like a bad idea. Even Kenzi knew that and let him put it down before dunkin' him, and then took pictures of his wet, dripping body. Jono dunked Seifer a few times, too, especially when Seifer talked about the kissin' booths, and Rinoa was torn between dunkin' Seifer an' getting a book wet. Rinoa also let Squall know that he can't sulk at his tank because she'd signed him up for it. Bart made faces at people like Jono, who dunked him, but then they talked about costumes and supervillains and cool stuff like that, while Mr. Kyōraku was glad that the dunk tank meant Miss Atreides was payin' all sorts of attention to him all shirtless and wet and stuff.
Yuck.
Last but not least, there was some pie tossin', too. Mr. Madrox managed to do both, and Juliet was surprised to see Miss Pie there, but Miss Pie said it was okay, because she could eat the pies! She could catch whole pies in her mouth! Scully got to see it, too. That's amazing! I wonder if that's why she's Miss Pie, then! Miss Arteides let Mr. Deadpool pick his flavor, but he was upset at Miss Pitt for not givin' him the chance to insult her before she threw her pie, and his threats to Jaina about tellin' Mr. Skywalker about her hittin' him with pies didn't work, because Mr. Skywalker would probably approve.
And there you have it! Lots of great carnival news and tune in tomorrow morning where you'll get all the scoop on the big old dance! I hope some lovely lady out there saves a dance for me!
Until next week, cowboys and girls...Yee haw!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Timeto and Party! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Happy Homecoming everyone! I sure hope everyone's havin' as much as fun as I am so far, and it's only about to get more fun today with the big ol' dance! So, first, let's celebrate with a little music!
Boy, that was nice, huh? Now, let's giddy on up to the news!
No one probably paid much attention IN SCHOOL yesterday, on account of a carnival going on, but Fifteen Labors of Fandom still had an assignment to do something nice to someone next week. They also had to talk about a difficult labor they've done before and how it shaped them as a person.
In Don't Be Evil, we talked about all the ways things can go wrong at a Homecoming dance, so we can be prepared for today and not being evil during it. The Two Sam had a point-counterpoint on how everyone should just be nice, but on how that wasn't much fun. I bet if you know the Two Sams, my roommmate Sam and the one that's a girl, you can probably figure out who said what.
Student Council was canceled so everyone could have fun and make sure the carnival ran smoothly, and not even Wesley hung around the library with everyone going on.
That women class talked about some queen who went and sunk the wrong guy's ship and Fighting for Funsies was assigned to go to the carnival to work on hand-eye coordination by throwing balls to dunk people and pies at people, and it doesn't say kissin', but kissing's good for that, too, I bet.
Lots of stuff happenin' in THE DORMS yesterday, too, like Quinn comin' back from the carnival and finding lots of pink fluffy bunnies that are good for flopping on all over her room. Whether or not they had anything to do with all the bunnies on the roof with Krazy Kenzi or not is anyone's guess, but she had Bart to help her until Miss Bo came up and busted 'em. She said bunnies are okay, but the paint's not, and no leavin' it up until Sunday. Because that's crazy.
The iCarly broadcast last night took place in the rec room; Freddie asked Girl Sam how her kissin' booth went and she said she was there a long time and I hope that's not why she was covered in gravy. Then they had their show, where Jack's dog Lojack made a special appearance to deliver Girl Sam some yummy pie!
In THE TOWN, at that restaurant I'm not sure how to pronounce, Toby not only picked out the specials, but he even chopped up the vegetables to make it with! At the hotel, poor Mr. Gunther was cryin' until Miss Connell came to make him feel better with the power of her boobies. And I'm not just sayin' that, guys, that's actually what it says right here. They must be some mighty powerful boobies. River came in to visit and ask to work in the kitchen, too, and ask Miss Connell why she doesn't dance anymore, but maybe it's because her boobies make it all difficult.
Miss Parker was gettin' settled in at the Trooper Station, 'cause she's all new, and Mr. Madrox came to report the theft of his virginity. And apparently, there's paperwork for that. At Luke's Cafe, they put pumpkin in all the things and Bod handed out souveniers to his coworkers. There was cleaning and inventory at Coytoe Medicine and a sign at Groovy Tunes tellin' everyone to go and enjoy the carnival.
An' speaking of the Carnival, it sure was a great one! All sorts of fun stuff and people havin' fun! Plenty of food and drink for everyone to eat and sip, too. And, apparently, Arthur looked like Quinn when she's a boy, but Arthur doesn't look like Quinn when he's a girl. Priestly wanted to know how Arthur's princing thang was going, and Arthur didn't relaly know what that meant. And Rilla just bumped right into Arthur and, by the time he turned around, she was gone. That's what we call a hit and run, hahahaha!
Leto and Alice were showin' their baby around the carnival and talkin' about things they missed, like food and mostly just rain, while Miss Parker, not the new one at the Trooper Station, wanted to know if the kid was actually Leto's. Dinah didn't approve of Priestly's smokin' pot and gettin' high in Manilla, and River tryin' to make art with her cotton candy was interrupted by Isabela comin' on over to say hi. Alex and Hoshi talked lives after Fandom High, and Dimitri didn't much like the food, but Rose was pretty happy with it and they wind up goin' to play some games.
With all this food and drink, there were also tables for everyone to sit and enjoy them and catch up a little more, where Jaina was sittin' and Jon thought that startin' the conversation with a flight-shed-booty-call story was a good way to go, but it wasn't, and then Jaina compared missions or lack of missions with Arthur. She also talked with Ben about Ender buying some property in Naboo, and then Ben went to Tahiri and they took a walk so they could talk about stuff, but not before Jaina had a chance to talk to her about how being a grown-up is no fun and politics are stupid.
Kennedy took a break from eating too much to hear Wesley talk about being tortured by an old teacher of theirs, and Dinah invited Kennedy to come visit and go crime fightin' with her sometime. Bobby said hello to Kennedy by hittin' her with a ketchup packet, which of course meant she had to throw a fork at him. Billy tried to sneak up on Tori, while Dinah got to say hello to Leto and his kid. Sov came to say hello to Juliet and they decided to go on the ferris wheel together, and Jono sulkin' at the food was interrupted by Raven comin' up behind him to surprise him. Piper and Izzy got to catch up and reminisce about Fandom, and Jon made Dinah guess who he was before they could catch up.
Lots of people got a chance to enjoy the rides, especially Rilla and Annie on the carousel which was full of mooses, and Rose and Dimitri went on the Tunnel of Love, but it sounds like there was more teasin' than kissin' goin' on. There was probably more kissin' goin' on at the games, or at least between Katniss and Wesley, who were flirtin' and trying to one-up each other with water pistols.
And, well, of course, there was lots of kissing at the Kissing Booths, too! Girl Sam had one, which surprised Jack, but he didn't get kissed, his dog did, and he just got a water pistol in the face. Lucrezia was happy to see that Bruce had a booth, but thought a dollar was chargin' way too little. An' Rosella offered to get her brother so Bruce can kiss him, but he said he'd rather kiss Rosella, and so she kissed him. Twice. Surreal wanted to know what Warren's girlfriend was doing with a kissing booth, and Sookie thought Warren's girlfriend's mints and chapstick were thoughtful and gave her a hug. It's kissing booth, though, not a hugging booth, you guys. Leto asked how she was doing and she explained that kissin' booths were hard work, but they were worth it for charity, while Tony thought the mints were presumptuous and he argued a little with Warren's girlfriend until she challenged him to kiss her, because it's a kissing booth an all, and Jon found out that Karla mostly signed up for this every year, but she missed out last time.
Katniss got two kisses on her cheek from Luke, after making fun of him for his weakness for kissing booths, and Jack couldn't get Miley to let his dog kiss her, but he did pay thirty dollars to have his dog try to scare away anyone trying to kiss Miley. Kenzi was one of those people, but she didn't get scared away, she was just being crazy and turning her head at the last minute so that Miley had to kiss her on the mouth instead of the cheek...
*throat clearing*
Um, where was I? Uhhh, Tony thought it didn't make sense that Petra had mints, neither, but she pointed out that no one wanted to kiss a person with bad breath. Dany was a little confused about the booths, and so Petra had a chance to explain them to her. And I....
...awww, they weren't that bad of jokes, squirrels! Either way, I got to kiss Petra! And Annie! And Hanna! Even Cara gave me a kiss on the cheek, even if I don't think she really understood how the whole set-up worked.
But I did NOT enjoy kissing Kenzi. At. All.. Blech!
Luke came up so he could kiss Annie without them thinkin' they were other people, and Puck wanted to make sure no weirdos were botherin' Annie before gettin' his kiss, too. Stephanie told Tony that she might have to intervene if anyone got too crazy with kissin' her boyfriend, and then they talked about swappin' out with Karla and warren and then they talked about the Mile High Club. And, really, Stephanie coulda intervene when Topher got a little too into kissin' Tony because Peter said he should and Tony had to tell him to whoa, hold it, he just wants to be friends. Juliet wanted a good kiss from Tony because Monday's her birthday --Happy birthday!--but he said it couldn't be too good because his girlfriend would kick his ass, and then Rosella wanted to be Tony's first mustache ride...
Sov got to find out that Tony liked kissin' better than gettin' dunked or pied, while Mercy found out he was doin' it all for tha Benjamins. Warren got some pretty heavy duty kisses from his girlfriend, and they agreed that they weren't allowed to kiss anyone else like that, since they both have booths and all. Angelica talked with Warren about how big the carnival was, and Tony came of to ask Warren if it was okay to kiss his girlfriend, but I guess they just started talkin' about yachts and strippers instead, which may or may not be related to Warren and Bobby's plans to take a trip to Texas.
Bruce got to kiss Hanna, too; she's real pretty, so I'm not surprised! And Surreal was surprised to see Cara at a booth, and now I think I got a little duped, because Rose even got a free kiss after teasin' Cara a little bit about a dress, so maybe it's just 'cause I'm a boy... Lucrezia got a kiss out of Lex after they talked about how nice of a charity the kissin' stuff is, but Shane was kinda uncomfortable with his booth. Chuck was a bit more comfortable; he got a kiss from Dany after also talkin' about how it's better than a dunk tank; I don't know if Billy got a kiss, too, but he definitely thought it was cool of Chuck to keep doin' it even if it was a paperwork error.
And now that all that kissin' business is over, it's time to talk Dunk Tanks. Mr. Madrox seemed to be okay with it until he got dunked by a probably invisible person, and Principal Winchester wanted to get Mr. Madrox real good for makin' her eyes bleed with Hello Kitty, and Scully wanted to get him on account of him makin' everyone in class insane. Bruce just wanted to get extra credit for class.
Katniss was worried about Mr. Skywalker freezin', and he told her it would sure be difficult to hit the target. He then tried to convince Jaina that dunkin' him lead to the Dark Side, but she went ahead and did it anyway, probably because I think the Dark Side has cookies. Luke decided that Mr. Skywalker would be proud of him for hittin' the target, and that outweighted the discomfort of bein' wet, while Bel showed up with an armful of balls, and so Mr. Skywalker called him a bad name. Leia wondered if Mr. Skywalker was punishing himself and went ahead to help him with that, but apparently, it's just tradition, as he told River when she asked. And Rosella missed the target after a whole bunch of talk with Mr. Skywalker about the ethics of a dunk tank.
Topher was kinda sad and miserable in his tank, and this is where Peter came and told him about Tony's kissing booth, which made him feel a little better. Topher tried to convince Ramona that one ball was, like, forty bucks, but that didn't work because Ramona knows how to read, and then Kenzi basically blackmailed him by promising not to dunk him a third time for some unspoken favor in the future. I am telling you, Topher, bitch be crazy! Surreal happily dunked Topher, especially since he might have always called her something mean, and then he did call Quinn a bad name, and so she not only dunked him, but threw a ball at his head, too. Angelica dunked Topher for killin' pandas, and even Dave the Dweeb got him, oh man!
But, hey, Toph, look on the bright side. At least none of 'em punched you! Ahahahaha!
Seifer brought a book to his dunk tank, which seems like a bad idea. Even Kenzi knew that and let him put it down before dunkin' him, and then took pictures of his wet, dripping body. Jono dunked Seifer a few times, too, especially when Seifer talked about the kissin' booths, and Rinoa was torn between dunkin' Seifer an' getting a book wet. Rinoa also let Squall know that he can't sulk at his tank because she'd signed him up for it. Bart made faces at people like Jono, who dunked him, but then they talked about costumes and supervillains and cool stuff like that, while Mr. Kyōraku was glad that the dunk tank meant Miss Atreides was payin' all sorts of attention to him all shirtless and wet and stuff.
Yuck.
Last but not least, there was some pie tossin', too. Mr. Madrox managed to do both, and Juliet was surprised to see Miss Pie there, but Miss Pie said it was okay, because she could eat the pies! She could catch whole pies in her mouth! Scully got to see it, too. That's amazing! I wonder if that's why she's Miss Pie, then! Miss Arteides let Mr. Deadpool pick his flavor, but he was upset at Miss Pitt for not givin' him the chance to insult her before she threw her pie, and his threats to Jaina about tellin' Mr. Skywalker about her hittin' him with pies didn't work, because Mr. Skywalker would probably approve.
And there you have it! Lots of great carnival news and tune in tomorrow morning where you'll get all the scoop on the big old dance! I hope some lovely lady out there saves a dance for me!
Until next week, cowboys and girls...Yee haw!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**