Fandom Radio, Tuesday, October 11th

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*sounds of wheeling noises and footsteps, then some angry chittering*

Oh! Sorry, guys! I didn't mean to run over your tails or anything, promise! Stupid suitcases.

Hey, Fandom. Uh. Hopefully that, um, teacher is done with his announcements, 'cause here I am with the news! Warning you, there isn't a ton, but here we go anyway, 'kay?

At school, um, Mr. Madrox was bored and I guess decided to take over as acting principal. He's probably the guy doing the announcements, then, guys. So... yeah, I'm leaving right after this. For an... unrelated reason. Promise.

Then in the dorms, Rinoa was packing to leave for the break, and Squall came by to check on her. Aww, Squall's a nice guy. Except for when he tries to kill stuff in Friendship class. But in his defense, the stuff was probably violent and he had no way of knowing that it wouldn't eat his head.

And in town, that store that I unfortunately had to go to that one time was open, and Mr. --

*chittering*

-- um, Principal Madrox bought some stuff from a robot. Hey, that's mean! Karla isn't a robot!

So I guess that's -- oh! Hey, there. There's, um, there's a squirrel covered with paint. Hi! Um. Did you have notes for me?

*chittering*

Thank you!

Okay! So yeah! So on the trip, Natalie left the hotel and went to a grocery store. She just looked at soda for a while. The calories on there can be a killer, Natalie. And then that weird guy Topher was on his way back from buying some girl a shirt when he got punched in the face. Fortunately, it looks like security showed up and took care of it. Yay security!

And back at the hotel, everyone went to check in. Wait, it says here they all had hot tubs in their rooms. Huh!? That's not fair! I thought it was community service! Wait, now I want to go...! Ugh. So unfair.

Toby and Jason were glad their room had two beds. I would be too, Toby and Jason. I would be too.

Chuck and Billy liked their room too -- oooh, I know both of those guys. Hey guys! Except I have no idea if you can hear me since you're on the trip and stuff. Unless you left! But you probably didn't. 'Cause y'all have a dang hot tub in the middle of your room! ...Ahem. -- and Chuck told Billy about infomercials. Have you guys seen the one for the makeup that totally disguises your face? ...freaky, right? Like, who would ever think something like that would work? Pshhh.

*nervous laughter*

Annie was all nervous about rooming with Cute Sam, 'cause he's a guy and he doesn't sleep very well, but he promised not to move the furniture around on her. Which... probably made her more nervous. That's weird, Sam. Meanwhile, Tara and William were also nervous about rooming with people of the opposite gender, but I guess they decided to deal. And Ender and Ben were talking, apparently adorably since this squirrel was dotting its 'i's with little hearts, but then there's a sketch of something I can't make out taking up the rest of that page so I guess we'll never know what was going on.

Sad.

A Mr. Doyle and Ms. Jones, and I'm not really sure who they are but 'kay, wondered if the hot tub situation was legal and decided they didn't care. They also tried to figure out if this was Mr. Doyle's home universe, but he said he wasn't sure.

Scully and Peter discussed when they would be in the room, which sounds super exciting. And then elsewhere, Weird Topher and SUPER GENEROUS KENZI were roommates, and Topher showed up all beaten up and stuff. Kenzi was NICE AS USUAL and gave him advice on how to avoid such a situation in the future. It says here he listened diligently and pledged to uphold those rules in his life.

I haven't met him, but... yeah.

Somewhere not in the rooms, there was a spa. A spa? Are you kiddin' me? You guys, this is getting to just be upsetting.

Chuck explained to Dany why it smelled like chemicals, and she explained she's not used to that smell since her people aren't big on bathing. And then she mentioned -- oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry! Aww. That's super sad.

Um. Yeah. Then Scully and Gabrielle enjoyed the hot tubs, which I am SO NOT JEALOUS ABOUT, BTW.

And at the restaurant, Nathan and Ramona complained about basically everything, no offense Ramona. Then downstairs in the lobby, Steph was enjoying some hot chocolate when Bart showed up to propose a snowball fight.

...there's SNOW? You GUYS!

Ugh. Just ugh.

And now it looks like there's even more stuff going on at night.

Mr. Lannister was all tired and full and collapsed on his bed. Somewhere in a different room, Mr. Hercules did the same thing, except the squirrels mentioned he didn't have a shirt on.

...And now you're telling me the food's good too?! Seriously!? Seriously!? I hate this.

Lucrezia was tired and full too, and so was her roommate Dany, and they talked about... their weddings. Huh. Well, 'kay.

Wait, the squirrels must have messed up. It's not Thanksgiving! It's, like, October. Alright, whatever, you guys. There was apparently something called a "thanksgiving feast" at the hotel restaurant. Ender was there, trying a whole bunch of stuff. Natalie was there too, but she was sad and not eating a lot. Aww! Feel better! Sam was there too, and Natalie -- who was still sad -- talked to him about their second date tomorrow, ooooh, and how he doesn't sleep.

Kenzi and Toby talked about plans that were totally legal and not at all weird. Promise. Mr. Doyle was texting while he ate, which is so the best way to be efficient. Rilla was eating, but she was also crying because she was homesick -- aww, sweetie! It'll be okay! -- and Lucrezia came by with a handkerchief and comforted her.

Chuck was eating too, and so were -- let's see -- Billy, Quinn, Tara, Hank -- who figured out that it was October and not Thanksgiving, BTW, Dave -- who was distracted with something, I guess, Lucrezia, and Petra -- who was telling everyone to eat stuffing all the time. Well, chyeah. Oh, and Annie. She and Rilla talked about going dancing. So... glad you're feeling better, Rilla! Unless this was before...

Then a bunch of people went out to the city.

Stephanie was there with a backpack, exploring, which kind of makes her sound like Nora the Explorer but I'm sure that's just a coincidence and she isn't secretly Nora or anything. Heh. Hanna was looking for shopping and listening to the music, and Bruce went into... restaurants. I guess. It's sort of hard to see what that says. Restaurants! 'Kay!

Well, that's all the news we have for today, folks! Tune in next time! I'm going home.

*crashing sound, then a screech as a suitcase ran over a squirrel's tail*

I'm sorry!