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Fandom Radio: Saturday, September 25th
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here on this glorious morning. You might wonder where my wonderful co-hosts are.
[Sounds of muffled shouts and pounding on a door]
Well, I locked them out. It just seemed easier that way.
First off to all of you turning into men for the first time: Be careful when zipping up your jeans. That's the kind of pain that stays with you for a while. Stay tuned former ladies! I'll have other wonderful tips for you later in the broadcast.
First off we had School of which we had none. And yet Bod spent all his time in the Library wasting his life away when he could have been looking at porn. Or knitting. Or something productive.
Dorms!
Now before I begin, I'd just like to point out that because of our busy morning here of male transformation and other busy weekends, our poor squirrels are suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome. So if you see a squirrel? Offer them a paw massage. It's for the greater good.
Kickin off our male madness, Lucrezia woke up as a boy and then woke up Lex to show off her maleness and Lex suggested it might go away by Monday. Unfortunately for Cara she went to sleep wearing her tight leather outfit to bed and-
Well first off all I can't really let that statement go by without a reminder to practice safe sex everyone. Second of all I'm betting that left a mark in the morning.
Moving on! Juliet woke up looking like her brother Jeremy and then went over to Jeremy's room for doppelganger madness. Miley then ran into Juliet and freaked out though the reason seems to be unclear. Quinn and Claudia was all annoyed with the body change and sometime earlier in the day Miley freaked out about her change to Rosella. Also freaking out were Mercy and Angelica. Rosella seemed to be having fun with the experience and took pictures of himself and stole her roommate's clothes. Just remember not to share those pictures on the internet Rosella! Mean while Sov didn't seem to care about the genderswap while Warren picked up his boyfriend Karla for a date on the beach.
Another handy tip for you former ladies out there: Cold water equals shrinkage. Don't worry. Completely normal and not embarassing in the least. Moving on!
Kenzi woke up to a lot of cursing and throwing things which annoyed Bart until he realized Kenzi was packing heat. So to speak. Scully came over to tell Kenzi turning into a guy is normal and will turn back soon and then Miley came over to freak out and then had issues with going to the bathroom.
Which brings us to another tip for you no-longer-ladies out there. Remember how much you hate it when us guys have bad aim? Well then I suggest you just sit down until you can handle the equipment. So to speak.
Then Ryan woke up a guy but didn't freak out. Bruce stopped by to assure him that it wouldn't last forever. Kate who was also a guy, stopped in to complain about the change and of course led to another discussion of having to use the bathroom.
And finally Lion-o woke up to all the shrieking... and then went back to bed. Clearly Lion-o is a veteran of Fandom events.
Over in the second floor common room, Sam Lacroix was watching cartoons, blissfully unaware of the gender changing until Kate showed up in a cranky mood. Toby was mocking the breakfast cereals before realizing that everyone was a guy and that Kate was one too. Toby reassured Kenzi about his looks while Rosella was more into the cartoons than worrying about being a guy. Then Sam Puckett told LaCroix not to laugh as he'll be, and I quote, "rocking the boobs" sometime soon which led Kenzi and Sam that this whole genderswap thing is just a big get out of Jail free card.
Later on, Ramona tried to pass himself off as a visiting friend to Nathan, while Dany was just staring at himself in the mirror. Wesley Had a nasty phone call from home while Rinoa tried to hide but got caught by Squall.
Then in the fifth floor Bruce had cake but no TV going. Quinn got some cake and thought it was unfair that the boys didn't change. Annie who is still a girl while others aren't, freaked out that she was still a girl while others weren't. Quinn wondered why as well.
Well quit your wondering, because I can tell you why. Annie licked doorknob during the course of my class the other week. So a tip for you all: Licking a doorknob a day keeps the penis away.
Then over in the Second floor common room, Tara was spending her day as a boy baking muffins. Steph was hunting for free food as well as a bright side to being a boy. Then Toby stopped by to mooch on the muffins.
Town
Over in Town, Pinkie momentarily freaked out being a stallion. Sounds like Bo wasn't happy about it either because she ended up cursing at Mitchell until he brought him some pants. Frankly I'd think flowers would be better but pants will do in a pinch.
Outside of J'GOB, My co-host's scooter was destroyed by a falling sattelite.
As you do.
Then over at Stark Industries, Topher was working on a taser. Zayne was meditating at MCA. Dani couldn't get the horses to listen to him at the Gig. And then Bo got hit on by Ronan over at the Devil's Nest.
And that's it for me this morning! Remember all you former ladies out there: You now have license to leave the toilet seat up for the next day or so until you go back to normal. Until then, this is Jamie Madrox signing off.
[Sounds of muffled shouts and pounding on a door]
Well, I locked them out. It just seemed easier that way.
First off to all of you turning into men for the first time: Be careful when zipping up your jeans. That's the kind of pain that stays with you for a while. Stay tuned former ladies! I'll have other wonderful tips for you later in the broadcast.
First off we had School of which we had none. And yet Bod spent all his time in the Library wasting his life away when he could have been looking at porn. Or knitting. Or something productive.
Dorms!
Now before I begin, I'd just like to point out that because of our busy morning here of male transformation and other busy weekends, our poor squirrels are suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome. So if you see a squirrel? Offer them a paw massage. It's for the greater good.
Kickin off our male madness, Lucrezia woke up as a boy and then woke up Lex to show off her maleness and Lex suggested it might go away by Monday. Unfortunately for Cara she went to sleep wearing her tight leather outfit to bed and-
Well first off all I can't really let that statement go by without a reminder to practice safe sex everyone. Second of all I'm betting that left a mark in the morning.
Moving on! Juliet woke up looking like her brother Jeremy and then went over to Jeremy's room for doppelganger madness. Miley then ran into Juliet and freaked out though the reason seems to be unclear. Quinn and Claudia was all annoyed with the body change and sometime earlier in the day Miley freaked out about her change to Rosella. Also freaking out were Mercy and Angelica. Rosella seemed to be having fun with the experience and took pictures of himself and stole her roommate's clothes. Just remember not to share those pictures on the internet Rosella! Mean while Sov didn't seem to care about the genderswap while Warren picked up his boyfriend Karla for a date on the beach.
Another handy tip for you former ladies out there: Cold water equals shrinkage. Don't worry. Completely normal and not embarassing in the least. Moving on!
Kenzi woke up to a lot of cursing and throwing things which annoyed Bart until he realized Kenzi was packing heat. So to speak. Scully came over to tell Kenzi turning into a guy is normal and will turn back soon and then Miley came over to freak out and then had issues with going to the bathroom.
Which brings us to another tip for you no-longer-ladies out there. Remember how much you hate it when us guys have bad aim? Well then I suggest you just sit down until you can handle the equipment. So to speak.
Then Ryan woke up a guy but didn't freak out. Bruce stopped by to assure him that it wouldn't last forever. Kate who was also a guy, stopped in to complain about the change and of course led to another discussion of having to use the bathroom.
And finally Lion-o woke up to all the shrieking... and then went back to bed. Clearly Lion-o is a veteran of Fandom events.
Over in the second floor common room, Sam Lacroix was watching cartoons, blissfully unaware of the gender changing until Kate showed up in a cranky mood. Toby was mocking the breakfast cereals before realizing that everyone was a guy and that Kate was one too. Toby reassured Kenzi about his looks while Rosella was more into the cartoons than worrying about being a guy. Then Sam Puckett told LaCroix not to laugh as he'll be, and I quote, "rocking the boobs" sometime soon which led Kenzi and Sam that this whole genderswap thing is just a big get out of Jail free card.
Later on, Ramona tried to pass himself off as a visiting friend to Nathan, while Dany was just staring at himself in the mirror. Wesley Had a nasty phone call from home while Rinoa tried to hide but got caught by Squall.
Then in the fifth floor Bruce had cake but no TV going. Quinn got some cake and thought it was unfair that the boys didn't change. Annie who is still a girl while others aren't, freaked out that she was still a girl while others weren't. Quinn wondered why as well.
Well quit your wondering, because I can tell you why. Annie licked doorknob during the course of my class the other week. So a tip for you all: Licking a doorknob a day keeps the penis away.
Then over in the Second floor common room, Tara was spending her day as a boy baking muffins. Steph was hunting for free food as well as a bright side to being a boy. Then Toby stopped by to mooch on the muffins.
Town
Over in Town, Pinkie momentarily freaked out being a stallion. Sounds like Bo wasn't happy about it either because she ended up cursing at Mitchell until he brought him some pants. Frankly I'd think flowers would be better but pants will do in a pinch.
Outside of J'GOB, My co-host's scooter was destroyed by a falling sattelite.
As you do.
Then over at Stark Industries, Topher was working on a taser. Zayne was meditating at MCA. Dani couldn't get the horses to listen to him at the Gig. And then Bo got hit on by Ronan over at the Devil's Nest.
And that's it for me this morning! Remember all you former ladies out there: You now have license to leave the toilet seat up for the next day or so until you go back to normal. Until then, this is Jamie Madrox signing off.