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fandom_radio2011-09-17 08:42 am
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Fandom Radio :: September 17th.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Malachai and Ebenezer! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Boy, we sure are glad to be here, bringin' ya all the news that happened on yesterday, and it sure was an excitin' day, what with a club fair and Student Council voting and all, but we'll get to that in a moment. First, though, let's have a little song.
Boy, that was nice! That's one of my favorites! And now onto the news!
In SCHOOL news, we all had our usual classes. In Don't Be Evil, we watched a movie, without bein' evil. And in that chick class, they took notes and talked about whether Joan of Arc was really blessed by God or if she was just bananas. Ms. Creed was around, and so were her TAs.
The Fifteen Labors of Fandom got to do one of my favorite activities today: apple picking! But they had to trick a dragon, first. I ain't never been to an apple orchard with a dragon guarding it; I think most dragons have better things to guard, like buxom women or lots of gold. But I guess breasts are kinda like apples....either way, they all returned safely and coulda talked to Mr. Hercules if they wanted.
Fighting for Funsies also had a movie day, but I bet Mr. Deadpool probably just talked through the whole thing.
An' Wesley had to deal with pushy advice books in the library. Listen, books, if we wanted your advice, we woulda asked for it!
Mr. Allistair's talkin' to himself in his office, and Mr. Rogers was workin' on art projects in his. Looks like neither of them had much visitors, though.
The ballot box went up for Student Council yesterday; did you remember to cast your vote? For all those students who were just all undecided, there was still time for some last-minute campaignin', which Krazy Kenzi does for Annie, Wesley, Petra, and Toby. Soooo...Annie, Wesley, Petra, and Tony's credibility all probably dropped on account of havin' a crazy person supportin' them. Wesley seemed keen on this fact, since he tried to get the megaphone out of Kenzi's hands, but she wouldn't give it up 'less he taught her how to shoot a rifle. An' the girl Sam gets Kenzi to just shout about votin' for rocks. Because they're both crazy.
Dave the Dweeb is handin' out buttons, and so it Annie, and Petra was...just there, I guess. Then everyone got a chance to vote, and Principal Winchester was around to make sure no one cheated or nothin'. Quinn brought her doughnuts and Petra gave her a cupcake and Rilla thanked her for advisin' the Student Council, but since Principal Winchester can't vote, I think they were kinda wastin' their time.
Then there was the Club Fair, where everyone had clubs and stuff that you could sign up for and it was a lot of fun! There were tables and stuff to hang out at, but the squirrels seem to think there should be more food. And poor Simon was all confused, so that made him easy prey for Krazy Kenzi to come poke at him and probably be crazy at him. And Mercy's old school didn't do clubs, so this is all new to her. Jeremy and Miley talked about school spirit and people pushin' his twin sister off a roof because they don't like twins, which doesn't seem very nice, if you ask me, but I can kinda understand. Twins are creepy.
My roommate Sam was hangin' out at the tables, 'cause he's not a joiner, he's too cool for that, and Mercy asked him what was wrong, but he wasn't sayin', so they talked about how he should join the cheerleadin' squad. I think I'm gonna try out for the cheerleadin' squad; it'll be a great way to pick up chicks!
Toby complained a lot about how someone TERK IS SHOOOOES before Kate came to congratulate him on Student Council and he promised not to cause any scandals. Mercy also caught up on how Kate was doin', which probably involved causin' some scandals for Toby.
And now the actual clubs:
Kappa Kappa Gremlin, the frat, had pizza and coffee, which sounds like a bad combination, and Petra came by to trade one of her cupcakes for one of Warren's pizza slices. And girl Sam tried to join, but I think she was just tryin' to get free pizza out of not joinin' on account of her bein' a girl Sam, since they told Freddie that the only requirement to be in is to be a guy. I'm told Karla came over without a secret agenda, but I don't believe it, and I sure hope it didn't involve any of her cooking, and Bobby came over to harass Warren and get free food, and all these people gettin' free food shows that Karla probably didn't provide it, which is good. Tony was playin' with his phone before Warren got him coffee. Sov learns what the frat's all about and Karla moved on with her secret agenda to Tony, which doesn't make sense, because if your boyfriend cuts you off, then someone else's boyfriend probably won't give you nothin'.
Kappa Delta Gremlin is the sorority, and they had Quinn there to explain things to people like Shira, who doesn't know what a sorority is. Angelica's glad anyone can join and Rilla was there, too, maybe to help Sov figure out the point of the club. I think it's mostly to sit around and be girly and make lists of which boys are the cutest and who has the best purse.
The cheerleaders had a table, too, fronted by K-Mart and Chloe, who assured Miley that there will be no tricycles or masks. There won't? Awwww, hamburgers! That sounds real neato.
There was a table for Pride club, too, which was manned by Petra, a lot of cupcakes, and a real sparkly banner. Seriously, you could see it from all the way at the gym entrance, it was that sparkly. And I gotta say, I like Petra for her sparkly banner and her ability to make Krazy Kenzi flail a little with mention of a sex ed workshop. Tara was real pleased to see a Pride club, 'specially now that she's got the confidence to join, and Petra had to explain the club to Miley with really, really small words. Jack wanted to know if you had to sign up to get a cupcake, which you didn't, but he signed up anyway, which is real nice of Jack. Girl Sam just wanted a cupcake but gets convinced that infiltratin' the frat might be a good idea. I...would advise against it, Girl Sam, if it's not too late. Sometimes, the mysteries of the opposite sex are best left mysteries. Trust me on this. Billy was also glad to see the Pride club, because everyone he's so nice, and Chuck"s another one just in it for the cupcakes. Seifer wondered if more cupcakes came his way for signin' up and Hanna discovers that anyone can join, even if they're not LGBTQ, just as long as they don't suck. Sov wonders what it is Petra's got to be proud of and Toby came 'round to say hi.
Apathy Club had a table, too, but no one cared much.
In the DORMS, Quinn had donuts in the lobby to entice people to vote for her. And Susan woke up, which apparently is pretty big news. Elphaba got a letter which probably wasn't very good news on account that she got all heated up about it...literally! She lit the thing on fire, which really surprised her roommate Angelica, which got them talkin' about witches and mutants and things. Seifer was pretty impressed by the fire, too, and so he talked magic with Elphaba, too.
In TOWN, Ben's check for news from home at Stark Industries kept gettin' interrupted by pop-ups for women's clothing and Ender bringin' him a sandwich and a promise that he wasn't messin' with the laptop, he swears. Bod was quiet at Luke's Diner and most read a book, while Tara made sure nothin' was missin' at the Magic Box before Shira came by to ask about a job. Miss Adams was cleanin' up a little at Turtle & Canary, where Krazy Kenzi bought six coffee Squishies. Because she's crazy.
Toby and his purple sneakers left his job early, while Seifer read self-help books at Groovy Tunes. The park had girl Sam and Freddie gettin' ready for that show thing they do, but before the show, they did a lot of dancin' around the fact that they probably kissed each other the other weekend, ahahahahaha! And then their special guest Mr. Nolan dumped fish down his pants.
And Krazy Kenzi did something crazy by breakin' into Miss Bo's house and stickin' a Popsicle in her ear, which means Miss Bo needs better locks and Kenzi needs to stop being crazy. I'm sorry, but coffee Squishy does not make up for a Popsicle in the ear, ever. And Marshall and Scully had a big old talk in the preserve about dealin' with the last weekend with lots of reflections and stuff like that.
There you have it, fellas! That's your news for yesterday and I'll see you all next week for more great gossip and informative news right here on the new Big Texas Butters show!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Malachai and Ebenezer! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Boy, we sure are glad to be here, bringin' ya all the news that happened on yesterday, and it sure was an excitin' day, what with a club fair and Student Council voting and all, but we'll get to that in a moment. First, though, let's have a little song.
Boy, that was nice! That's one of my favorites! And now onto the news!
In SCHOOL news, we all had our usual classes. In Don't Be Evil, we watched a movie, without bein' evil. And in that chick class, they took notes and talked about whether Joan of Arc was really blessed by God or if she was just bananas. Ms. Creed was around, and so were her TAs.
The Fifteen Labors of Fandom got to do one of my favorite activities today: apple picking! But they had to trick a dragon, first. I ain't never been to an apple orchard with a dragon guarding it; I think most dragons have better things to guard, like buxom women or lots of gold. But I guess breasts are kinda like apples....either way, they all returned safely and coulda talked to Mr. Hercules if they wanted.
Fighting for Funsies also had a movie day, but I bet Mr. Deadpool probably just talked through the whole thing.
An' Wesley had to deal with pushy advice books in the library. Listen, books, if we wanted your advice, we woulda asked for it!
Mr. Allistair's talkin' to himself in his office, and Mr. Rogers was workin' on art projects in his. Looks like neither of them had much visitors, though.
The ballot box went up for Student Council yesterday; did you remember to cast your vote? For all those students who were just all undecided, there was still time for some last-minute campaignin', which Krazy Kenzi does for Annie, Wesley, Petra, and Toby. Soooo...Annie, Wesley, Petra, and Tony's credibility all probably dropped on account of havin' a crazy person supportin' them. Wesley seemed keen on this fact, since he tried to get the megaphone out of Kenzi's hands, but she wouldn't give it up 'less he taught her how to shoot a rifle. An' the girl Sam gets Kenzi to just shout about votin' for rocks. Because they're both crazy.
Dave the Dweeb is handin' out buttons, and so it Annie, and Petra was...just there, I guess. Then everyone got a chance to vote, and Principal Winchester was around to make sure no one cheated or nothin'. Quinn brought her doughnuts and Petra gave her a cupcake and Rilla thanked her for advisin' the Student Council, but since Principal Winchester can't vote, I think they were kinda wastin' their time.
Then there was the Club Fair, where everyone had clubs and stuff that you could sign up for and it was a lot of fun! There were tables and stuff to hang out at, but the squirrels seem to think there should be more food. And poor Simon was all confused, so that made him easy prey for Krazy Kenzi to come poke at him and probably be crazy at him. And Mercy's old school didn't do clubs, so this is all new to her. Jeremy and Miley talked about school spirit and people pushin' his twin sister off a roof because they don't like twins, which doesn't seem very nice, if you ask me, but I can kinda understand. Twins are creepy.
My roommate Sam was hangin' out at the tables, 'cause he's not a joiner, he's too cool for that, and Mercy asked him what was wrong, but he wasn't sayin', so they talked about how he should join the cheerleadin' squad. I think I'm gonna try out for the cheerleadin' squad; it'll be a great way to pick up chicks!
Toby complained a lot about how someone TERK IS SHOOOOES before Kate came to congratulate him on Student Council and he promised not to cause any scandals. Mercy also caught up on how Kate was doin', which probably involved causin' some scandals for Toby.
And now the actual clubs:
Kappa Kappa Gremlin, the frat, had pizza and coffee, which sounds like a bad combination, and Petra came by to trade one of her cupcakes for one of Warren's pizza slices. And girl Sam tried to join, but I think she was just tryin' to get free pizza out of not joinin' on account of her bein' a girl Sam, since they told Freddie that the only requirement to be in is to be a guy. I'm told Karla came over without a secret agenda, but I don't believe it, and I sure hope it didn't involve any of her cooking, and Bobby came over to harass Warren and get free food, and all these people gettin' free food shows that Karla probably didn't provide it, which is good. Tony was playin' with his phone before Warren got him coffee. Sov learns what the frat's all about and Karla moved on with her secret agenda to Tony, which doesn't make sense, because if your boyfriend cuts you off, then someone else's boyfriend probably won't give you nothin'.
Kappa Delta Gremlin is the sorority, and they had Quinn there to explain things to people like Shira, who doesn't know what a sorority is. Angelica's glad anyone can join and Rilla was there, too, maybe to help Sov figure out the point of the club. I think it's mostly to sit around and be girly and make lists of which boys are the cutest and who has the best purse.
The cheerleaders had a table, too, fronted by K-Mart and Chloe, who assured Miley that there will be no tricycles or masks. There won't? Awwww, hamburgers! That sounds real neato.
There was a table for Pride club, too, which was manned by Petra, a lot of cupcakes, and a real sparkly banner. Seriously, you could see it from all the way at the gym entrance, it was that sparkly. And I gotta say, I like Petra for her sparkly banner and her ability to make Krazy Kenzi flail a little with mention of a sex ed workshop. Tara was real pleased to see a Pride club, 'specially now that she's got the confidence to join, and Petra had to explain the club to Miley with really, really small words. Jack wanted to know if you had to sign up to get a cupcake, which you didn't, but he signed up anyway, which is real nice of Jack. Girl Sam just wanted a cupcake but gets convinced that infiltratin' the frat might be a good idea. I...would advise against it, Girl Sam, if it's not too late. Sometimes, the mysteries of the opposite sex are best left mysteries. Trust me on this. Billy was also glad to see the Pride club, because everyone he's so nice, and Chuck"s another one just in it for the cupcakes. Seifer wondered if more cupcakes came his way for signin' up and Hanna discovers that anyone can join, even if they're not LGBTQ, just as long as they don't suck. Sov wonders what it is Petra's got to be proud of and Toby came 'round to say hi.
Apathy Club had a table, too, but no one cared much.
In the DORMS, Quinn had donuts in the lobby to entice people to vote for her. And Susan woke up, which apparently is pretty big news. Elphaba got a letter which probably wasn't very good news on account that she got all heated up about it...literally! She lit the thing on fire, which really surprised her roommate Angelica, which got them talkin' about witches and mutants and things. Seifer was pretty impressed by the fire, too, and so he talked magic with Elphaba, too.
In TOWN, Ben's check for news from home at Stark Industries kept gettin' interrupted by pop-ups for women's clothing and Ender bringin' him a sandwich and a promise that he wasn't messin' with the laptop, he swears. Bod was quiet at Luke's Diner and most read a book, while Tara made sure nothin' was missin' at the Magic Box before Shira came by to ask about a job. Miss Adams was cleanin' up a little at Turtle & Canary, where Krazy Kenzi bought six coffee Squishies. Because she's crazy.
Toby and his purple sneakers left his job early, while Seifer read self-help books at Groovy Tunes. The park had girl Sam and Freddie gettin' ready for that show thing they do, but before the show, they did a lot of dancin' around the fact that they probably kissed each other the other weekend, ahahahahaha! And then their special guest Mr. Nolan dumped fish down his pants.
And Krazy Kenzi did something crazy by breakin' into Miss Bo's house and stickin' a Popsicle in her ear, which means Miss Bo needs better locks and Kenzi needs to stop being crazy. I'm sorry, but coffee Squishy does not make up for a Popsicle in the ear, ever. And Marshall and Scully had a big old talk in the preserve about dealin' with the last weekend with lots of reflections and stuff like that.
There you have it, fellas! That's your news for yesterday and I'll see you all next week for more great gossip and informative news right here on the new Big Texas Butters show!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
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