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Fandom Radio :: Saturday, September 10th.
Professor Chaos: CITIZENS OF FANDOM ILSAND! Do not adjust your radio sets! This is PROFESSOR CHAOS and I have taken over your precious little radio station to do my evil bidding of chaos and destruction! You are all helpless to my whims, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
Big Texas Butters: You'll never get away with this, Professor Chaos!
Professor Chaos: Ahhh, Big Texas Butters! Truly one of my arch nemeses! You say that now, but just wait until I reveal to my dastardly deed, and, even better, if you should be feeling heroic, I might ask you to think twice! Ungroundable! Bringing in the captive!
The Ungroundable: Hssssst!
Marjorine: Big Texas Butters! Help! Help! Professor Chaos has captured me and tied me up and threatened to ruin my virtue! You must save me!
Big Texas Butters: Marjorine! Chaos! You monster!
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA HA! That's right! And it will only get worse from here, Big Texas Butters! You see, I have taken over this radio station and I will force you to read these notes on the news. And it only gets worse from there. For you see, I have....SHUFFLED ALL THE NOTES!
Marjorine: Noooooo!
Big Texas Butters: Fiend! Have you no soul??
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA! Chaos and Destruction have no need for souls! Now read! Read, my minions!
Marjorine: Oh, Big Texas Butters, I can't! I just can't. It's too terrible.
Big Texas Butters: Shhh. Now, it'll be alright, little missy, don't you worry none. But let me take on the brunt first.
Y'see, at SCHOOL yesterday, there were some classes. Like the Fifteen Labors of Fandom, where the students had to infiltrate HYDRA's base and ignore the chihuahua on Mr. Hercules' chest.
Marjorine: And...and...oh, no, Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History had a movie about women fighting in a battlefield. What I wouldn't give to be fighting Professor Chaos right now! Gabrielle and Rapunzel were glad to see such strong women defying expectations, and Shira and Rilla were around if anyone needed them.
The Ungroundable: Hsssssst! And then, in Don't Be Evil, there was a powerpoint about recognizing the signs of evil! Hssssst! The light! It's too bright! Hsssst. But they partnered up, like Butters and Sam going over the details of evil facial hair, hssst, and Peter made Topher flail over sex-related topics before adding to the list, hssst!
Marjorine: Oh, that Peter! What a rogue! A handsome rogue!
Professor Chaos: I'm not hearing enough reading over there!
Marjorine: Oh, no! Fighting for Funsies made lists of people to beat up. And I would put Professor Chaos right straight on the top of mine!
The Ungroundable: Hsssst, and in the library, Wesley, not a vampire, just British, hsssst, spent most of his day ordering sssssscones. Hssssst. Ssssscones! Mr. Rogersssss was ssssssketching in his officcccce, too!
Professor Chaos: Read, minions, read!
Marjorine: Ohhh, noooo. Okay, then, onto DORMS. Er, well, Quinn and Wesley hosted a nice little tea party on the lawn for their campaign, where people could mingle and enjoy the scones mentioned earlier. Rosella was given a cup of tea from Wesley and was impressed by the organization of the par--
Professor Chaos: CURSES! I have missed an opportunity for chaos my not switching out all their scones with biscuits!
Big Texas Butters: That's right, Professor Chaos! Order and organization are triumphing everywhere!
Professor Chaos: Cram it, Texas, and get to reading!
Big Texas Butters: Well, there was a bit of a meet and greet, where Pretty Miss Annie was none to pleased about Quinn and Wesley joinin' forces; Rosella wonders if perhaps she shouldn't run, too, to put a little fire under their feet.
Professor Chaos: And throw CHOAS into the mix! MWA HA HA! I shall have to recuite this Rosella; she can be my Princess of Peril!
Marjorine: You keep your hands off of her, you fiend!
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA! Ungroundable! Read!
Ungroundable: Hsssst, yessss, massster! Claudia promissssesss to vote for Quinn if she remembers, and Kenzzzzzi ribbed Wesssley on his tea and how she wissssshed she had enough time to runnn a campaign. Hsssssst.
Big Texas Butters: I wouldn't vote for her, if'n I were you, pardners, she's as crazy as a rattlesnake stuck in a boot.
Professor Chaos: Another recruit for my harem of Chaos! Corporal Crazy!
Marjorine: Oh, no, poor Annie, she was crying in the bathroom after the tea party! Oh, other girls can be so cruel sometimes! Sam offered to get her some Claradin, which was awfully nice of him, he's so handsome! But I really don't think he should be in the girls' bathroom! Karla is totally not buying that Annie's contacts are bothering here, and Gabrielle offered hugs and pointed out to Annie that her going it alone makes her better.
You don't suppose they started lezzin' out at this point, do you?
Big Texas Butters: Prob'ly not, and that's a real bad shame right there.
The Ungroundable: The debatesssss! Read about the debatesssss!
Marjorine: Oh, yes, the debates! Freddie and Sam, the girl one, set up a broadcast for student council debates today, toO! Before things got started, the girl Sam pouted at Freddie at the lack of pies---
Professor Chaos: Professor Chaos strikes again!
Marjorine: Terrible!
Big Texas Butters: But at least he didn't done go and steal forty cakes, Miss Marjorine. Toby wandered in and found himself right on up there at the podium as a candidate, and Sam suggested he just picture the audience naked and covered in barbecue sauce. Now that just sounds right tasty.
The Ungroundable: Hsssst! A lot tastier than blood, blech! Hssst, Kenzi wonders if Toby's platfrom is shoes or teak, whatever that meansssss.
Marjorine: And then the debates themselves started on up, with Sam-the-Moderate and all sorts of candidates introducing themselves, like Wesley, he's all British, Dave Nelson the dweeb, Crybaby Annie, Toby, Petra, Quinn, Caroline,and Rilla.
Big Texas Butters: Among the moderated questions that everyone was jus' dying to know were:
1. What are you gonna do about France?
2. Tampa Bay or hobos?
3. What is your opinion on Beauty Pageants?
4. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
and lastly,
5. WHY?
Professor Chaos: Why? WHY, you ask? CHAOS! That's why! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
...
READ!
Marjorine: There were also some questions submitted by online viewers and the live studio audience. Quinn deftly countered Topher's question about Jell-o with her amazing breasts and Jack gets butter thrown at him for asking why Sam is so mean. That's not very nice!
Professor Chaos: But very chaotic! She will have to be my Colonel of Confusion!
Big Texas Butters: Lucrezia's concerned all about corruption and bribery, and, in closing, there's a whole lot of random dancin' like a good old fashioned hoe-down. This was all after the audience enjoyed the show, of course, with Jack trying not to laugh and Crazy Kenzi wonderin' if she should ask about gremlins. William watched Rilla's kid fer her while she was on stage and all, and when it all came down, Sam let Freddie know that it was fun and they should impeach everyone so they can do it all over again.
Professor Chaos: I MUST DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY RECRUIT THIS SAM GIRL INTO MY FOLD! MWA HA HA HA!!
The Ungroundable: Hssssst! Completely removed from the debate stuff, Ender was in hisssss room, reaaaading, when Kaaaarla came in to lecture him like an evil harpy. And Freddie got a call from his friend Caaaaarly after the debates. Hssssst!
Big Texas Butters: An' in our fair Fandom TOWN, we had Bod runnin' the place over at Luke's Diner, while Tara's tryin' to replace some teas at the Magic Box. Miss Kennedy stopped on in for an awkward lunch with her to go over how they're gonna act now that they're all broken up but still BFFs. Lack of coffee's got Ben all grumpy at Stark Industries, where Ender was annoying cheerful even without the caffeine. Ben, he sure doesn't think that's fair.
Marjorine: It isn't! At that one restaurant, Toby was ready for a new special and at Caritas, Jessica was worried all the alcohol was gone 'cause she missed a great party.
Professor Chaos: REVEL IN MY CHAOS, WEAKLINGS! MWA HA HA.
The Ungroundable: Hsssst, but Masssster! You didn't take all the caffeine and alcohol!
Professor Chaos: ...yes, I did.
The Ungroundable: No, you didn't.
Professor Chaos: I did, too!
Big Texas Butters and Marjorine: Did not!
Professor Chaos: ...oh, hamburgers.
Big Texas Butters: Either way, Seifer's supportin' Quinn over at Groovy Tunes and at the theater, Mr. Stark criticized movie tites, but Mr. Rogers just didn't want him worried about the price of stuff for their date.
Marjorine: Oh! And the Mixer! I can't believe I missed it! There was Justin Beiber!!! And, of course, mingling. Jaina and Kennedy caught up and had a bitching fest all about timelines and muggers, and Jaina talked timelines with Luke, too, since she's just about to be born where he's from, and not, all, old at thirty and everything. Billy Kessler thought Ms. Granger mighta been a doppelganger, and Mr. Madrox asked her about her tattoo. Naomi and Billy caught up, and Mr. Priest got to hear all about Effy's crazy mom and her new boyfriend. Errr, her mom's new boyfriend, not Effy's. Effy caught up with Peter, a different Peter, not that adorable dreamy Peter Wiggin, and about he works for the FBI and maybe she could get a job with them!
Mr. Priest and Kate talked about annoying flatmates and how Kate's is all preggers with a bun in the oven, so that means lots of grocery trips for pickles and ice cream! And then Angela and Kate reminisced about people spikin' the punch bowl. Bobby says he misses Kate, but he doens't miss her stinky socks, pee-yeeeew! Several Mr. Madroxes attended, and he needed clarification on which flashing incident Angela was talkin' about. Jono's glowerin' doesn't stop Mr. Madrox from offering that Jono sit in on a class sometimes, and Jaina was pretty surprised they let Mr. Madrox teach, too, probably before talkin' to Mr. Carrick about what a single person would need with a second bathroom and maybe she just needs to get a pet.
An', of course, there was a lot of food and drink, dark shadowy corners, and dancin', my favorite!
Professor Chaos: Wait a moment! Something is wrong here....these notes...they've been mostly reordered!
Big Texas Butters: That's right, Professor Chaos! I put them in the right order when you were not looking!
Marjorine: My hero!
Professor Chaos: NOooooo! My evil plans are foiled! I am ruined!
The Ungroundable: Hsssst!
Big Texas Butters: Take that, evil villain! And let it be a lesson to you that good will always triumph over evil!
Professor Chaos: This isn't over, Texas! You may have won this battle, but the war is just beginning. MWA HA HA HA! Come, Ungroundable, Chaos awaits! Until next time, Big Texas Butters!
Marjorine: Oh, Big Texas Butters, whatever will we do?
Big Texas Butters: Now, don't you worry, little filly, because where evil tries to run rampant, there's always good around to lasso it on in and wrangle it down. Yee haw! Y'all take care now, y'hear?
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
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Big Texas Butters: You'll never get away with this, Professor Chaos!
Professor Chaos: Ahhh, Big Texas Butters! Truly one of my arch nemeses! You say that now, but just wait until I reveal to my dastardly deed, and, even better, if you should be feeling heroic, I might ask you to think twice! Ungroundable! Bringing in the captive!
The Ungroundable: Hssssst!
Marjorine: Big Texas Butters! Help! Help! Professor Chaos has captured me and tied me up and threatened to ruin my virtue! You must save me!
Big Texas Butters: Marjorine! Chaos! You monster!
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA HA! That's right! And it will only get worse from here, Big Texas Butters! You see, I have taken over this radio station and I will force you to read these notes on the news. And it only gets worse from there. For you see, I have....SHUFFLED ALL THE NOTES!
Marjorine: Noooooo!
Big Texas Butters: Fiend! Have you no soul??
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA! Chaos and Destruction have no need for souls! Now read! Read, my minions!
Marjorine: Oh, Big Texas Butters, I can't! I just can't. It's too terrible.
Big Texas Butters: Shhh. Now, it'll be alright, little missy, don't you worry none. But let me take on the brunt first.
Y'see, at SCHOOL yesterday, there were some classes. Like the Fifteen Labors of Fandom, where the students had to infiltrate HYDRA's base and ignore the chihuahua on Mr. Hercules' chest.
Marjorine: And...and...oh, no, Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History had a movie about women fighting in a battlefield. What I wouldn't give to be fighting Professor Chaos right now! Gabrielle and Rapunzel were glad to see such strong women defying expectations, and Shira and Rilla were around if anyone needed them.
The Ungroundable: Hsssssst! And then, in Don't Be Evil, there was a powerpoint about recognizing the signs of evil! Hssssst! The light! It's too bright! Hsssst. But they partnered up, like Butters and Sam going over the details of evil facial hair, hssst, and Peter made Topher flail over sex-related topics before adding to the list, hssst!
Marjorine: Oh, that Peter! What a rogue! A handsome rogue!
Professor Chaos: I'm not hearing enough reading over there!
Marjorine: Oh, no! Fighting for Funsies made lists of people to beat up. And I would put Professor Chaos right straight on the top of mine!
The Ungroundable: Hsssst, and in the library, Wesley, not a vampire, just British, hsssst, spent most of his day ordering sssssscones. Hssssst. Ssssscones! Mr. Rogersssss was ssssssketching in his officcccce, too!
Professor Chaos: Read, minions, read!
Marjorine: Ohhh, noooo. Okay, then, onto DORMS. Er, well, Quinn and Wesley hosted a nice little tea party on the lawn for their campaign, where people could mingle and enjoy the scones mentioned earlier. Rosella was given a cup of tea from Wesley and was impressed by the organization of the par--
Professor Chaos: CURSES! I have missed an opportunity for chaos my not switching out all their scones with biscuits!
Big Texas Butters: That's right, Professor Chaos! Order and organization are triumphing everywhere!
Professor Chaos: Cram it, Texas, and get to reading!
Big Texas Butters: Well, there was a bit of a meet and greet, where Pretty Miss Annie was none to pleased about Quinn and Wesley joinin' forces; Rosella wonders if perhaps she shouldn't run, too, to put a little fire under their feet.
Professor Chaos: And throw CHOAS into the mix! MWA HA HA! I shall have to recuite this Rosella; she can be my Princess of Peril!
Marjorine: You keep your hands off of her, you fiend!
Professor Chaos: MWA HA HA HA! Ungroundable! Read!
Ungroundable: Hsssst, yessss, massster! Claudia promissssesss to vote for Quinn if she remembers, and Kenzzzzzi ribbed Wesssley on his tea and how she wissssshed she had enough time to runnn a campaign. Hsssssst.
Big Texas Butters: I wouldn't vote for her, if'n I were you, pardners, she's as crazy as a rattlesnake stuck in a boot.
Professor Chaos: Another recruit for my harem of Chaos! Corporal Crazy!
Marjorine: Oh, no, poor Annie, she was crying in the bathroom after the tea party! Oh, other girls can be so cruel sometimes! Sam offered to get her some Claradin, which was awfully nice of him, he's so handsome! But I really don't think he should be in the girls' bathroom! Karla is totally not buying that Annie's contacts are bothering here, and Gabrielle offered hugs and pointed out to Annie that her going it alone makes her better.
You don't suppose they started lezzin' out at this point, do you?
Big Texas Butters: Prob'ly not, and that's a real bad shame right there.
The Ungroundable: The debatesssss! Read about the debatesssss!
Marjorine: Oh, yes, the debates! Freddie and Sam, the girl one, set up a broadcast for student council debates today, toO! Before things got started, the girl Sam pouted at Freddie at the lack of pies---
Professor Chaos: Professor Chaos strikes again!
Marjorine: Terrible!
Big Texas Butters: But at least he didn't done go and steal forty cakes, Miss Marjorine. Toby wandered in and found himself right on up there at the podium as a candidate, and Sam suggested he just picture the audience naked and covered in barbecue sauce. Now that just sounds right tasty.
The Ungroundable: Hsssst! A lot tastier than blood, blech! Hssst, Kenzi wonders if Toby's platfrom is shoes or teak, whatever that meansssss.
Marjorine: And then the debates themselves started on up, with Sam-the-Moderate and all sorts of candidates introducing themselves, like Wesley, he's all British, Dave Nelson the dweeb, Crybaby Annie, Toby, Petra, Quinn, Caroline,and Rilla.
Big Texas Butters: Among the moderated questions that everyone was jus' dying to know were:
1. What are you gonna do about France?
2. Tampa Bay or hobos?
3. What is your opinion on Beauty Pageants?
4. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
and lastly,
5. WHY?
Professor Chaos: Why? WHY, you ask? CHAOS! That's why! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
...
READ!
Marjorine: There were also some questions submitted by online viewers and the live studio audience. Quinn deftly countered Topher's question about Jell-o with her amazing breasts and Jack gets butter thrown at him for asking why Sam is so mean. That's not very nice!
Professor Chaos: But very chaotic! She will have to be my Colonel of Confusion!
Big Texas Butters: Lucrezia's concerned all about corruption and bribery, and, in closing, there's a whole lot of random dancin' like a good old fashioned hoe-down. This was all after the audience enjoyed the show, of course, with Jack trying not to laugh and Crazy Kenzi wonderin' if she should ask about gremlins. William watched Rilla's kid fer her while she was on stage and all, and when it all came down, Sam let Freddie know that it was fun and they should impeach everyone so they can do it all over again.
Professor Chaos: I MUST DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY RECRUIT THIS SAM GIRL INTO MY FOLD! MWA HA HA HA!!
The Ungroundable: Hssssst! Completely removed from the debate stuff, Ender was in hisssss room, reaaaading, when Kaaaarla came in to lecture him like an evil harpy. And Freddie got a call from his friend Caaaaarly after the debates. Hssssst!
Big Texas Butters: An' in our fair Fandom TOWN, we had Bod runnin' the place over at Luke's Diner, while Tara's tryin' to replace some teas at the Magic Box. Miss Kennedy stopped on in for an awkward lunch with her to go over how they're gonna act now that they're all broken up but still BFFs. Lack of coffee's got Ben all grumpy at Stark Industries, where Ender was annoying cheerful even without the caffeine. Ben, he sure doesn't think that's fair.
Marjorine: It isn't! At that one restaurant, Toby was ready for a new special and at Caritas, Jessica was worried all the alcohol was gone 'cause she missed a great party.
Professor Chaos: REVEL IN MY CHAOS, WEAKLINGS! MWA HA HA.
The Ungroundable: Hsssst, but Masssster! You didn't take all the caffeine and alcohol!
Professor Chaos: ...yes, I did.
The Ungroundable: No, you didn't.
Professor Chaos: I did, too!
Big Texas Butters and Marjorine: Did not!
Professor Chaos: ...oh, hamburgers.
Big Texas Butters: Either way, Seifer's supportin' Quinn over at Groovy Tunes and at the theater, Mr. Stark criticized movie tites, but Mr. Rogers just didn't want him worried about the price of stuff for their date.
Marjorine: Oh! And the Mixer! I can't believe I missed it! There was Justin Beiber!!! And, of course, mingling. Jaina and Kennedy caught up and had a bitching fest all about timelines and muggers, and Jaina talked timelines with Luke, too, since she's just about to be born where he's from, and not, all, old at thirty and everything. Billy Kessler thought Ms. Granger mighta been a doppelganger, and Mr. Madrox asked her about her tattoo. Naomi and Billy caught up, and Mr. Priest got to hear all about Effy's crazy mom and her new boyfriend. Errr, her mom's new boyfriend, not Effy's. Effy caught up with Peter, a different Peter, not that adorable dreamy Peter Wiggin, and about he works for the FBI and maybe she could get a job with them!
Mr. Priest and Kate talked about annoying flatmates and how Kate's is all preggers with a bun in the oven, so that means lots of grocery trips for pickles and ice cream! And then Angela and Kate reminisced about people spikin' the punch bowl. Bobby says he misses Kate, but he doens't miss her stinky socks, pee-yeeeew! Several Mr. Madroxes attended, and he needed clarification on which flashing incident Angela was talkin' about. Jono's glowerin' doesn't stop Mr. Madrox from offering that Jono sit in on a class sometimes, and Jaina was pretty surprised they let Mr. Madrox teach, too, probably before talkin' to Mr. Carrick about what a single person would need with a second bathroom and maybe she just needs to get a pet.
An', of course, there was a lot of food and drink, dark shadowy corners, and dancin', my favorite!
Professor Chaos: Wait a moment! Something is wrong here....these notes...they've been mostly reordered!
Big Texas Butters: That's right, Professor Chaos! I put them in the right order when you were not looking!
Marjorine: My hero!
Professor Chaos: NOooooo! My evil plans are foiled! I am ruined!
The Ungroundable: Hsssst!
Big Texas Butters: Take that, evil villain! And let it be a lesson to you that good will always triumph over evil!
Professor Chaos: This isn't over, Texas! You may have won this battle, but the war is just beginning. MWA HA HA HA! Come, Ungroundable, Chaos awaits! Until next time, Big Texas Butters!
Marjorine: Oh, Big Texas Butters, whatever will we do?
Big Texas Butters: Now, don't you worry, little filly, because where evil tries to run rampant, there's always good around to lasso it on in and wrangle it down. Yee haw! Y'all take care now, y'hear?
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
[[ I only wish I could take credit for this, but it's all
mouthy_merc's inspiration, so many thanks to her! ]]
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