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fandom_radio2011-09-07 08:21 am
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Fandom Radio, Wednesday Morning - 10/7
Tony: Hello? Oh god, is this thing broadcasting?
*chittering*
Tony: ...yeah, I don't speak 'squirrel'.
*ANGRY CHITTERING*
Tony: Jesu--Fine! I get it! I'm reading your stupid notes. Geeze.
Uh, yesterday at the school, Rinoa organized the bookshelves of the library. I should probably go there sometime when we have no power or internet. There was also Ethics class where Ben's--Mr. Skywalker stranded us all on fake boats to see how we'd survive. Lex, Hanna, Kenzi, and Peter decided on the type of government their boat would have for the time they're not dead yet. Me, Toby, Lucrezia, Petra, and Jack looked into signalling for help and making a solar still to purify water. Because we're the smart group. Angelica, Luke, Jocelyn, and Rosella talked about using powers--if you have them--and drinking blood.
Ew.
Team Annie, Juliet, Mercy, Richie, and Topher the lemur's group talked about eating Topher. Because that's not weird or anything. Hank, Katniss, Nathan, and Seifer talked about magically summoning food. If I could do that magically, I'd do it all the time.
Over in Bringing Literature to Life Through Violence, they talked about the Trojan War and Illiad. Which would be more fun if it was on a modern version with a trojan horse virus. They talked about glory in battle versus coming home alive. Pretty easy to guess which one is better, you know what I mean?
*more chittering as a door opens and shuts*
Howard: I told you, there's no need to push! Crazy animals.
Tony: ...Um.
Howard: You could try saying we've been kidnapped by squirrels. But I've listened to the radio and doubt anyone will save us. This island, I'm tellin' you. Next you'll tell me a dame is president.
Tony: UM.
Howard: Did that knock a few screws loose, kid?
*chittering*
Howard: ...this is surprisingly neat handwriting for a rodent, you know. Since the kid here is busy staring at me like I'm Cary Grant, I'll get to finishing these notes. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse--that's really what we're teaching children? You'd think a normal apocalypse would be bad enough. They talked about shooting a 'zombie' twice to make sure it's dead. Again. For what we can assume is the last time. There was a lot of running around and fighting when Seifer--whatever happened to normal names like John?--asked about using his own weapon. In his office, Tyrion tried to work out the personal computer--I've already put a few back together, my friend. They're not as hard as you think--before being visited by Dolf, who apologized for missing class because of his dog. That's a horrible excuse, if you ask me.
Tony: *totally not whimpering*
Howard: ...anyway, at the dorms, Peter was typing on his computer and Miley was on the phone as she brought her luggage back to her room. I'm not sure if they're connected at all. The notes are a bit vague. After seeing the Mens' room, Juliet decided to make a list of why ladies are better than men. Well, I wouldn't say better, kid. But they're a damn sight more attractive. Sov--odd names, I'm telling you--brought her a home made box, but she wasn't quite so appreciative of it to Sov's confusion. Woman are a mystery that will never be solved, kid. The moment you think you have it, is the moment you find yourself married. A terrifying prospect.
Tony: *strangled noise*
Howard: I hope you squirrels know how to handle medical emergencies. In case this kid somehow dies halfway through this. Jeremy arrived to ask for hair gel and talk about the grafitti in the mens' room. I hope there were a few limericks. Miley arrived to tell Juliet about her visit to Los Angeles--did you hear they have the Dodgers now? When did that happen?--and all the fashion there. Simon was playing a 'flash game' on his computer, though I hope it wasn't in public. That's the sort of thing that sounds like it needs a dark, back room.
Tony: The universe officially hates me.
Howard: He talks! I was starting to think you went mute. Kenzi arrived to talk about student council and deep fryers, but Simon was probably a but busy with his 'game'. Tony was looking over information when someone named Topher showed up naked to discuss voicemails and some gal named Natalie.
Tony: He didn't just show up. He turned back from a lemur!
Howard: ...huh.
Tony: ... uh. Moving on. Ender had a weird dream and talked to Ben about it this morning. Guys, really? Kenzi was busy on the roof with someone named Neal's phone. Topher showed up to talk about how I let girls in my room--
Howard: Good for you!
Tony: --what.
Howard: We'll discuss it later. Hermione had an owl to deal with at Cabot & Associates. A magical lawyer, hmm? Over at the clinic, Millie listened to the nurses talk about their weekends. A shame. Every gal should have a story about their weekend. Annie brainstormed for her student council campaign at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli. I think a good song works wonders. You could try asking Steve about that. He's old hat at it.
Tony: What.
Howard: That's all we have, folks! Have a pleasant day!
Tony: What.
*chittering*
Tony: ...yeah, I don't speak 'squirrel'.
*ANGRY CHITTERING*
Tony: Jesu--Fine! I get it! I'm reading your stupid notes. Geeze.
Uh, yesterday at the school, Rinoa organized the bookshelves of the library. I should probably go there sometime when we have no power or internet. There was also Ethics class where Ben's--Mr. Skywalker stranded us all on fake boats to see how we'd survive. Lex, Hanna, Kenzi, and Peter decided on the type of government their boat would have for the time they're not dead yet. Me, Toby, Lucrezia, Petra, and Jack looked into signalling for help and making a solar still to purify water. Because we're the smart group. Angelica, Luke, Jocelyn, and Rosella talked about using powers--if you have them--and drinking blood.
Ew.
Team Annie, Juliet, Mercy, Richie, and Topher the lemur's group talked about eating Topher. Because that's not weird or anything. Hank, Katniss, Nathan, and Seifer talked about magically summoning food. If I could do that magically, I'd do it all the time.
Over in Bringing Literature to Life Through Violence, they talked about the Trojan War and Illiad. Which would be more fun if it was on a modern version with a trojan horse virus. They talked about glory in battle versus coming home alive. Pretty easy to guess which one is better, you know what I mean?
*more chittering as a door opens and shuts*
Howard: I told you, there's no need to push! Crazy animals.
Tony: ...Um.
Howard: You could try saying we've been kidnapped by squirrels. But I've listened to the radio and doubt anyone will save us. This island, I'm tellin' you. Next you'll tell me a dame is president.
Tony: UM.
Howard: Did that knock a few screws loose, kid?
*chittering*
Howard: ...this is surprisingly neat handwriting for a rodent, you know. Since the kid here is busy staring at me like I'm Cary Grant, I'll get to finishing these notes. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse--that's really what we're teaching children? You'd think a normal apocalypse would be bad enough. They talked about shooting a 'zombie' twice to make sure it's dead. Again. For what we can assume is the last time. There was a lot of running around and fighting when Seifer--whatever happened to normal names like John?--asked about using his own weapon. In his office, Tyrion tried to work out the personal computer--I've already put a few back together, my friend. They're not as hard as you think--before being visited by Dolf, who apologized for missing class because of his dog. That's a horrible excuse, if you ask me.
Tony: *totally not whimpering*
Howard: ...anyway, at the dorms, Peter was typing on his computer and Miley was on the phone as she brought her luggage back to her room. I'm not sure if they're connected at all. The notes are a bit vague. After seeing the Mens' room, Juliet decided to make a list of why ladies are better than men. Well, I wouldn't say better, kid. But they're a damn sight more attractive. Sov--odd names, I'm telling you--brought her a home made box, but she wasn't quite so appreciative of it to Sov's confusion. Woman are a mystery that will never be solved, kid. The moment you think you have it, is the moment you find yourself married. A terrifying prospect.
Tony: *strangled noise*
Howard: I hope you squirrels know how to handle medical emergencies. In case this kid somehow dies halfway through this. Jeremy arrived to ask for hair gel and talk about the grafitti in the mens' room. I hope there were a few limericks. Miley arrived to tell Juliet about her visit to Los Angeles--did you hear they have the Dodgers now? When did that happen?--and all the fashion there. Simon was playing a 'flash game' on his computer, though I hope it wasn't in public. That's the sort of thing that sounds like it needs a dark, back room.
Tony: The universe officially hates me.
Howard: He talks! I was starting to think you went mute. Kenzi arrived to talk about student council and deep fryers, but Simon was probably a but busy with his 'game'. Tony was looking over information when someone named Topher showed up naked to discuss voicemails and some gal named Natalie.
Tony: He didn't just show up. He turned back from a lemur!
Howard: ...huh.
Tony: ... uh. Moving on. Ender had a weird dream and talked to Ben about it this morning. Guys, really? Kenzi was busy on the roof with someone named Neal's phone. Topher showed up to talk about how I let girls in my room--
Howard: Good for you!
Tony: --what.
Howard: We'll discuss it later. Hermione had an owl to deal with at Cabot & Associates. A magical lawyer, hmm? Over at the clinic, Millie listened to the nurses talk about their weekends. A shame. Every gal should have a story about their weekend. Annie brainstormed for her student council campaign at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli. I think a good song works wonders. You could try asking Steve about that. He's old hat at it.
Tony: What.
Howard: That's all we have, folks! Have a pleasant day!
Tony: What.
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