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fandom_radio2011-09-05 08:20 am
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Fandom Radio ::Monday, September 5th.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Giddy and Up! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ We're startin' up a whole new round of radio broadcasters on account of all the new people showin' up, so make sure to listen carefully these next few weeks so you can vote for your absolute favorite person to bring to you all these personal space invadin' morning announcements! I sure hope I get in, but I won't be gettin' into nothin' if I don't bring the news, so here it is, oh boy!
IN SCHOOL news, it turned out that a library can open on a Sunday without a fruity goth.
And in THE DORMS, stuff happened. Stuff like my good friend Annie settin' up all sorts of things for her Student Council run in the lobby. Annie sure likes to run for lots of things, and she's real pretty, so you should vote for her. There was even a thing for people to suggest what they wanna see from a rep, and Nathan told her he wanted a desginated smokin' room, chicken nuggets, and lots of free porn. But Annie better get lots of gay porn, then, 'cause that Nathan kid sure seems to like weiners.
Wesley was all awkward at Annie 'cause it turns out someone nominated him to run for Senior Rep, too, and that makes them competition, and, to boot, he promised to vote for Quinn instead of Annie. An' speakin' of Quinn, she spotted the table and decided to come on over and introduce herself to her competition in Annie, but instead of a really excitin' full-on StuCo girl-fight, they actually wound up agreein' on a lot of things and wonderin' why Fandom High didn't have more sports and things.
If we had more sports an' things, do you think they would have got in an all-out girlfight? I think maybe we need more sports an' things. So that's somethin' to keep in mind, Student Council Representatives.
An' Bobby wasn't sure if he could talk to Annie since she's real pretty and he's not a senior, but he could and he ended up bein' real impressed with all her great ideas, and thought his brother Jack would be real impressed, too, because Annie's pretty.
Meanwhile, way up on the fifth floor, Rilla's workin' on her own campaign for the sophomore class, which involves handwritten notes, carnations, and a baby. Bruce thought it was homework, but Rilla explained that, nope, it's campaignin' stuff, and she's glad she's workin' on it now because there's a lot of work to do and any ol' sophomore could start runnin' against her at any given moment. Petra came in, too, to also work on campaign stuff, but she an' Rilla just wound up bein' girls and talking about other stuff, like Rilla's baby and Petra bein' on a deserted island for six weeks. Just six weeks? That's nothin'. And then Petra talked to Bruce about how costumes aren't part of her campaignin' strategy and how if she's runnin', then she guesses she's probably stickin' around at Fandom after all.
Stephanie hoped she wasn't interruptin' anythin', and Rilla assured her that she wasn't, and so Stephanie got to hear all about Rilla's baby and how she's at least gonna wait until he can crawl to make him do housework, which is awful nice of Rilla. Then Stephanie got to hear Petra's campaign platform, which doesn't involve costumes and could use more deserted island, catchin' fish with a straightening iron, in Stephanie's opinion. Bruce and Stephanie talked about why Bruce wasn't runnin', and about how the only solution to not enough hours in the day is just to sleep less, as opposed to what? Time travel?
Peter was sendin' all sorts of secret IMs in his room, before Ben came in and bothered him. Crazy Kenzi came in to give him a high five about something, but if it's Crazy Kenzi high-fivin' you, it's probably not good. I would wash that hand, Peter. But it was probably something he sent her in IM, since she was in her room on her computer yesterday, too. Sam visited her and talked about how Student Council's just for popular kids, like unpopular kids will do, and then they make a backup plan for whenever Neal turns back to a human, jus' in class he doesn't have no clothes.
In TOWN, Dolf was all sad at Turtle & Canary, which probably wasn't helped by his great big dog droolin' on his shoes, an' Mr. Mitchell helped the crew before bein' alone with jus' his thoughts and a movie at the theater. Mr. Carrick was able to relax at his restaurant despite Miss Gigi complainin' at him, and Mr. Stark, not my boss Mr. Stark, but the other one, had cupcakes at the clinic. An' Mr. Wells managed to turn off Toddlers & Tiaras long enough to make it to Caritas on time, but just barely!
And that's it, folks, the news from yesterday, Sunday, September 4th! Remember to listen all week, everyone, so you can vote for your favorites. I sure hope I'm one of 'em!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Giddy and Up! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ We're startin' up a whole new round of radio broadcasters on account of all the new people showin' up, so make sure to listen carefully these next few weeks so you can vote for your absolute favorite person to bring to you all these personal space invadin' morning announcements! I sure hope I get in, but I won't be gettin' into nothin' if I don't bring the news, so here it is, oh boy!
IN SCHOOL news, it turned out that a library can open on a Sunday without a fruity goth.
And in THE DORMS, stuff happened. Stuff like my good friend Annie settin' up all sorts of things for her Student Council run in the lobby. Annie sure likes to run for lots of things, and she's real pretty, so you should vote for her. There was even a thing for people to suggest what they wanna see from a rep, and Nathan told her he wanted a desginated smokin' room, chicken nuggets, and lots of free porn. But Annie better get lots of gay porn, then, 'cause that Nathan kid sure seems to like weiners.
Wesley was all awkward at Annie 'cause it turns out someone nominated him to run for Senior Rep, too, and that makes them competition, and, to boot, he promised to vote for Quinn instead of Annie. An' speakin' of Quinn, she spotted the table and decided to come on over and introduce herself to her competition in Annie, but instead of a really excitin' full-on StuCo girl-fight, they actually wound up agreein' on a lot of things and wonderin' why Fandom High didn't have more sports and things.
If we had more sports an' things, do you think they would have got in an all-out girlfight? I think maybe we need more sports an' things. So that's somethin' to keep in mind, Student Council Representatives.
An' Bobby wasn't sure if he could talk to Annie since she's real pretty and he's not a senior, but he could and he ended up bein' real impressed with all her great ideas, and thought his brother Jack would be real impressed, too, because Annie's pretty.
Meanwhile, way up on the fifth floor, Rilla's workin' on her own campaign for the sophomore class, which involves handwritten notes, carnations, and a baby. Bruce thought it was homework, but Rilla explained that, nope, it's campaignin' stuff, and she's glad she's workin' on it now because there's a lot of work to do and any ol' sophomore could start runnin' against her at any given moment. Petra came in, too, to also work on campaign stuff, but she an' Rilla just wound up bein' girls and talking about other stuff, like Rilla's baby and Petra bein' on a deserted island for six weeks. Just six weeks? That's nothin'. And then Petra talked to Bruce about how costumes aren't part of her campaignin' strategy and how if she's runnin', then she guesses she's probably stickin' around at Fandom after all.
Stephanie hoped she wasn't interruptin' anythin', and Rilla assured her that she wasn't, and so Stephanie got to hear all about Rilla's baby and how she's at least gonna wait until he can crawl to make him do housework, which is awful nice of Rilla. Then Stephanie got to hear Petra's campaign platform, which doesn't involve costumes and could use more deserted island, catchin' fish with a straightening iron, in Stephanie's opinion. Bruce and Stephanie talked about why Bruce wasn't runnin', and about how the only solution to not enough hours in the day is just to sleep less, as opposed to what? Time travel?
Peter was sendin' all sorts of secret IMs in his room, before Ben came in and bothered him. Crazy Kenzi came in to give him a high five about something, but if it's Crazy Kenzi high-fivin' you, it's probably not good. I would wash that hand, Peter. But it was probably something he sent her in IM, since she was in her room on her computer yesterday, too. Sam visited her and talked about how Student Council's just for popular kids, like unpopular kids will do, and then they make a backup plan for whenever Neal turns back to a human, jus' in class he doesn't have no clothes.
In TOWN, Dolf was all sad at Turtle & Canary, which probably wasn't helped by his great big dog droolin' on his shoes, an' Mr. Mitchell helped the crew before bein' alone with jus' his thoughts and a movie at the theater. Mr. Carrick was able to relax at his restaurant despite Miss Gigi complainin' at him, and Mr. Stark, not my boss Mr. Stark, but the other one, had cupcakes at the clinic. An' Mr. Wells managed to turn off Toddlers & Tiaras long enough to make it to Caritas on time, but just barely!
And that's it, folks, the news from yesterday, Sunday, September 4th! Remember to listen all week, everyone, so you can vote for your favorites. I sure hope I'm one of 'em!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
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That'd freak him out.