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Fandom Radio, October 20
You're listening to Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, and this is DJ Ash, who wants to make it very clear that whatever happened in Art Class was Not. My. Fault.
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Here we go, straight into the first segment...
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Loz has outperved the entire town. On the opposite end of the spectrum, reading about Cally and Anders makes my pancreas scream for death. Kiki and Harry going to a bookstore, again, if I were diabetic, I'd be dead right now. Especially if I think about Faith and that damn puppy!
The Doc and Shane are emo. That Mitchell kid and his girlfriend with the kinky hair stripe go jogging. Later, there are rumours of possible cake eating off naked flesh. Damn, Mitchell, what's your secret? Do you moisturize or something?
The Doctor and The Librarian have a little date at Deb's. They find an Indian, a Construction Worker, and a Cop, and they’ll be able to reform the Village People! Rumors of something going on between Solo and Jayne have reached the Pirate’s ears, as well. Han... please tell me Jayne is a girl. Please. I’m begging you.
Something about lollipops and flirting in the clinic. Sounds hot.
Lana and Archie, he of the magnificent long boy-hair, were cute during Study Hall. Seriously, how much cute can a guy like me take? Can’t you kids just strip and screw each other blue? That atleast would be more interesting... especially in Study Hall!
He’s everywhere, kid.
Next topic!
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Small Business handed in homework. Prophecy was the topic in Religion. Got any little stick figures of me written in human blood? That’s my favorite little prophecy. I’m a freakin’ hero, and don’t you kids forget it.
Papers in Government. Guest Speaker in Celtic Studies, along with rumors of some interesting gossiping going on involving everyone’s favorite gay-haired jolly vampire boy.
The Doctor, of fledgling Village People fame, interviews kids in Quantum Physics. Abnormal Psych had papers. One was about kittens. Or maybe puppies. Puttens? Kippies?
...moving on!
Peer Mediators! Get one while they're hot! Daniel "I'm a big girl and dress in women's underwear" Jackson cancelled his classes today. Zaphod Beeblebrox being the hoopiest frood-baby in the known universe, also cancelled his class. "Captain Emo" Lee Adama's arms were ogled in the library. A lot. Tell me kid, what sort of training do you get in? I'd like a few pointers.
Journalism is full of lies today. Speech, run by the lovely Professor Cregg, who is a very respectable woman, and any knuckleheads who bring up her personal life in the classroom I will personally bitchslap twelve ways, including "upinya", had... something... I kinda derailed my train of thought, there... Um, next!
Languages of Europe has Spanish verbs. Cat Class has, surprise, cats. If any of you were actually surprised by this, please go look up "Clue" in the dictionary, so you'll know what to buy when you see one. Which you won't... Ever.
Shop Class had screwheads breaking out of vaults. And Kids making out in vaults. Art Class, the best class on campus, had free donuts, coffee, and kids made popsicle stick art.
Home Ec makes Halloween Costumes for cats. This news Item? Makes the King throw up a little in his mouth. Somebody get me some listerine, geeze!
The Math Teacher had office hours. He also has some kids working on wormholes, or something. I kinda wish that was dirtier than it sounds.
Philosophy should be renamed "Well no f'ing d'uh", as todays topic was "We are all real". ::golf clap:: Good topic. You too busy crying over spilt milk or something to actually do a real job in your class? Oh, and the new teacher-baby ran office hours too.
Lifestyles covers sports. History cancelled for the rest of the week. Criminal Justice discusses a Coyote and his endless quest for a speedy bird of some sort.
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Science Club builds Battlebots. Emo Club met... Oh, I'm sorry, the official header is "Deep Thoughts". Come on, who are you jokers kidding? Why not just call it "The angsty boys and girls who all sit around and listen to their emo crap and cry a little". Grow a pair! Especially the girls!
Common Room Hijinks, starring Rory Gilmore and a cast of several. Hockey met for the first time. Poor Barbossa fell on his wee piratey ass.
Othe Common Room Hijinks, involving a Toaster/Camera Make sure Cally doesn't get her cute little ass anywhere near that thing, okay?
Evelyn went all stupid emo in Study Hall. Kara Thrace and Samuel Anders got mysterious Pyramid letters. And this isn't a money making scheme, I'm told.
Samuel Anders? Why do I suddenly feel the need to shout "It'll getcha drunk! Mmmmm MMmmm, Beeeeyotch!"
::cough:: Sorry about that. I met Tex today. And... what the hell? My notes say Tex is a girl. Tex, taller than me and fires a gun better than me is a girl?! I think I’m in love
Big Ole Sunnydale Reunion party at Debs. Frank Apple conducted some business interviews.
And okay, this name is all over my notes, so this is just one big blanket statement:
Dear Paige Matthews: Please stop being a whiny little PMSing Emo Bitchface. Thank you.
As always, I will not complain if there are any naked females waiting for me at the Falcon, though my TA has the full right to always be clothed and I will never demand that she be naked. This is DJ Ash, your lord, savior, king, and handsomest sonnuvabitch in Fandom Town, signing off.
::sound of Pac-Man whirring and dying::
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Here we go, straight into the first segment...
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Loz has outperved the entire town. On the opposite end of the spectrum, reading about Cally and Anders makes my pancreas scream for death. Kiki and Harry going to a bookstore, again, if I were diabetic, I'd be dead right now. Especially if I think about Faith and that damn puppy!
The Doc and Shane are emo. That Mitchell kid and his girlfriend with the kinky hair stripe go jogging. Later, there are rumours of possible cake eating off naked flesh. Damn, Mitchell, what's your secret? Do you moisturize or something?
The Doctor and The Librarian have a little date at Deb's. They find an Indian, a Construction Worker, and a Cop, and they’ll be able to reform the Village People! Rumors of something going on between Solo and Jayne have reached the Pirate’s ears, as well. Han... please tell me Jayne is a girl. Please. I’m begging you.
Something about lollipops and flirting in the clinic. Sounds hot.
Lana and Archie, he of the magnificent long boy-hair, were cute during Study Hall. Seriously, how much cute can a guy like me take? Can’t you kids just strip and screw each other blue? That atleast would be more interesting... especially in Study Hall!
He’s everywhere, kid.
Next topic!
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Small Business handed in homework. Prophecy was the topic in Religion. Got any little stick figures of me written in human blood? That’s my favorite little prophecy. I’m a freakin’ hero, and don’t you kids forget it.
Papers in Government. Guest Speaker in Celtic Studies, along with rumors of some interesting gossiping going on involving everyone’s favorite gay-haired jolly vampire boy.
The Doctor, of fledgling Village People fame, interviews kids in Quantum Physics. Abnormal Psych had papers. One was about kittens. Or maybe puppies. Puttens? Kippies?
...moving on!
Peer Mediators! Get one while they're hot! Daniel "I'm a big girl and dress in women's underwear" Jackson cancelled his classes today. Zaphod Beeblebrox being the hoopiest frood-baby in the known universe, also cancelled his class. "Captain Emo" Lee Adama's arms were ogled in the library. A lot. Tell me kid, what sort of training do you get in? I'd like a few pointers.
Journalism is full of lies today. Speech, run by the lovely Professor Cregg, who is a very respectable woman, and any knuckleheads who bring up her personal life in the classroom I will personally bitchslap twelve ways, including "upinya", had... something... I kinda derailed my train of thought, there... Um, next!
Languages of Europe has Spanish verbs. Cat Class has, surprise, cats. If any of you were actually surprised by this, please go look up "Clue" in the dictionary, so you'll know what to buy when you see one. Which you won't... Ever.
Shop Class had screwheads breaking out of vaults. And Kids making out in vaults. Art Class, the best class on campus, had free donuts, coffee, and kids made popsicle stick art.
Home Ec makes Halloween Costumes for cats. This news Item? Makes the King throw up a little in his mouth. Somebody get me some listerine, geeze!
The Math Teacher had office hours. He also has some kids working on wormholes, or something. I kinda wish that was dirtier than it sounds.
Philosophy should be renamed "Well no f'ing d'uh", as todays topic was "We are all real". ::golf clap:: Good topic. You too busy crying over spilt milk or something to actually do a real job in your class? Oh, and the new teacher-baby ran office hours too.
Lifestyles covers sports. History cancelled for the rest of the week. Criminal Justice discusses a Coyote and his endless quest for a speedy bird of some sort.
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Science Club builds Battlebots. Emo Club met... Oh, I'm sorry, the official header is "Deep Thoughts". Come on, who are you jokers kidding? Why not just call it "The angsty boys and girls who all sit around and listen to their emo crap and cry a little". Grow a pair! Especially the girls!
Common Room Hijinks, starring Rory Gilmore and a cast of several. Hockey met for the first time. Poor Barbossa fell on his wee piratey ass.
Othe Common Room Hijinks, involving a Toaster/Camera Make sure Cally doesn't get her cute little ass anywhere near that thing, okay?
Evelyn went all stupid emo in Study Hall. Kara Thrace and Samuel Anders got mysterious Pyramid letters. And this isn't a money making scheme, I'm told.
Samuel Anders? Why do I suddenly feel the need to shout "It'll getcha drunk! Mmmmm MMmmm, Beeeeyotch!"
::cough:: Sorry about that. I met Tex today. And... what the hell? My notes say Tex is a girl. Tex, taller than me and fires a gun better than me is a girl?! I think I’m in love
Big Ole Sunnydale Reunion party at Debs. Frank Apple conducted some business interviews.
And okay, this name is all over my notes, so this is just one big blanket statement:
Dear Paige Matthews: Please stop being a whiny little PMSing Emo Bitchface. Thank you.
As always, I will not complain if there are any naked females waiting for me at the Falcon, though my TA has the full right to always be clothed and I will never demand that she be naked. This is DJ Ash, your lord, savior, king, and handsomest sonnuvabitch in Fandom Town, signing off.
::sound of Pac-Man whirring and dying::
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*checks notes* Okay, yes, that may have been all over them.no subject
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gay-haired jolly vampire boy
Bwah!
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Because "The angsty boys and girls who all sit around and listen to their emo junk and cry a little" wouldn't fit on the application form.[Great as always. ^-^]
Loz speaking...
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Re: Loz speaking...
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((*mun thinks you're awesome*))
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I am not a big girl, nor do I dress in woman's underwear
*away from the phone*
I'll tell you later, Teal'c. And thank you. I know you know that I'm male and don't wear women's clothing of any description
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Now that be telling now, wouldn't it?no subject
Stars were we that obvious?Something going on, Coach?
What? Other than the fact he didn't beat the crap outta me in Study Hall for a change?
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[OOC: I love you so very, very much.]
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But... but... I thought the King wanted some sugar...