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fandom_radio2011-08-22 08:16 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, August 22nd.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Whitney and Houston! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ It was another mostly quiet day on Fandom Island yesterday, which will make today short and sweet.
An' speakin' of sweet, how about a little music to get our week started, a week to relax and enjoy some time off before the school year starts up, before some of us have to leave camp to go home because their parents say so. I sure hope my parents don't say so. If they sent me here because I'm grounded, well, I wanna stay grounded, gosh darn it!
Err, sorry about that. How about that song?
Ahh, much better. And now, the news.
In the SCHOOL, Raven's in the library, lettin' the books know that a comet's not gonna come crashin' into the earth, really. Not this year, anyway.
In the DORMS, there was Topher nursin' a black eye with some ice cream. Oh, boy. Which girl punched him this time? Although it might not have been a girl. It might have been murderous rats, according to his conversation with Peter, but everyone knows rats don't bother you until you're dead.
And no one should be surprised that Luke's broodin' in his room, and then he had another fight with his boyfriend that lead to sexytimes. Now, I'm no expert on relationships or nothin', but I think these two need to see a counselor or somethin'.
In TOWN, Dolf's cutting the cheeeeeese at Turtle & Canary, and Mr. Mitchell's throwin' a going-away party for Kate at Mystery Science Theater. It was in the lobby and about the only interestin' thing that happened yesterday. Mr. Mitchell and Mr. Priest talked about employment and connections dissolvin' after high school and other grown-up type stuff, while Kate told Mr. Priest about kissin' girls and bein' glad he came to the party, which I don't think are directly related, but they could be! An' then she talked to Mr. Mitchell about the concessions guy bein' all sad that she's leavin' and how Mr. Mitchell really isn't a role model or anythin'.
Kenzi wanted to ask Mr. Mitchell about Miss Bo, and then Mr. Mitchell called her a toaster. I don't know about a toaster, but I sure know she's not a deep fryer. Bobby was just there for the snacks, no matter what Kate may think about it.
Mr. Carrick went from feeling good to feeling not so good at his restaurant, and he might feel better if it had a better name, but Mr. Gardener was pretty impressed with all the alien ingredients, if maybe not so impressed with everythin' bein' all gray and stuff.
Mr. Hercules was watchin' TV, before he helped out Warren a little with copin' with some of the things he's been goin' through over the summer.
And then Dick left town. Ahahahahahahaha.
At Caritas, Jack was makin' a list and checkin' it twice! Hahaha. Krazy Kenzi stared at the zombies a little bit and asked Mr. Priest if she could order any. Why would you order zombies when you can just make 'em yourself? But why would you want to make 'em in the first place? And that's why Kenzi is crazy.
That, and she's a girl. They're all crazy.
Like I said, not much to report, and I hope you all have a great week and that I'll still see you all next week, too!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Whitney and Houston! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ It was another mostly quiet day on Fandom Island yesterday, which will make today short and sweet.
An' speakin' of sweet, how about a little music to get our week started, a week to relax and enjoy some time off before the school year starts up, before some of us have to leave camp to go home because their parents say so. I sure hope my parents don't say so. If they sent me here because I'm grounded, well, I wanna stay grounded, gosh darn it!
Err, sorry about that. How about that song?
Ahh, much better. And now, the news.
In the SCHOOL, Raven's in the library, lettin' the books know that a comet's not gonna come crashin' into the earth, really. Not this year, anyway.
In the DORMS, there was Topher nursin' a black eye with some ice cream. Oh, boy. Which girl punched him this time? Although it might not have been a girl. It might have been murderous rats, according to his conversation with Peter, but everyone knows rats don't bother you until you're dead.
And no one should be surprised that Luke's broodin' in his room, and then he had another fight with his boyfriend that lead to sexytimes. Now, I'm no expert on relationships or nothin', but I think these two need to see a counselor or somethin'.
In TOWN, Dolf's cutting the cheeeeeese at Turtle & Canary, and Mr. Mitchell's throwin' a going-away party for Kate at Mystery Science Theater. It was in the lobby and about the only interestin' thing that happened yesterday. Mr. Mitchell and Mr. Priest talked about employment and connections dissolvin' after high school and other grown-up type stuff, while Kate told Mr. Priest about kissin' girls and bein' glad he came to the party, which I don't think are directly related, but they could be! An' then she talked to Mr. Mitchell about the concessions guy bein' all sad that she's leavin' and how Mr. Mitchell really isn't a role model or anythin'.
Kenzi wanted to ask Mr. Mitchell about Miss Bo, and then Mr. Mitchell called her a toaster. I don't know about a toaster, but I sure know she's not a deep fryer. Bobby was just there for the snacks, no matter what Kate may think about it.
Mr. Carrick went from feeling good to feeling not so good at his restaurant, and he might feel better if it had a better name, but Mr. Gardener was pretty impressed with all the alien ingredients, if maybe not so impressed with everythin' bein' all gray and stuff.
Mr. Hercules was watchin' TV, before he helped out Warren a little with copin' with some of the things he's been goin' through over the summer.
And then Dick left town. Ahahahahahahaha.
At Caritas, Jack was makin' a list and checkin' it twice! Hahaha. Krazy Kenzi stared at the zombies a little bit and asked Mr. Priest if she could order any. Why would you order zombies when you can just make 'em yourself? But why would you want to make 'em in the first place? And that's why Kenzi is crazy.
That, and she's a girl. They're all crazy.
Like I said, not much to report, and I hope you all have a great week and that I'll still see you all next week, too!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**