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fandom_radio2011-08-08 08:43 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, August 8.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Let's Not Do That Again! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪
...Seriously, though, let's not do that again, because, gee whiz, fellas, that sure was some pretty messed up stuff right there. I'm sure glad all that crazy people turnin' into monsters and bein' all mean and everything thing sure is over, an' we can go on with things bein' normal again, where we just turn into ponies.
Boy, turnin' into a pony was fun. I like ponies much better than creepy monsters.
Anyhoo, let's get to the news! That's pretty normal.
At the SCHOOL, Raven was nappin' in the library! Uh-oh! I hope you don't get in trouble fer that, Raven.
In the DORMS, Caroline gets an unresponsive Jake into the shower, and that musta woke him up because then they started talkin' about how she ain't mad at him, since that wasn't really him with all that stuff that happened. Cara tried to get Bruce to a rematch in the gym, but he's all, nuh-uh, 'cause Cara was injured and that wouldn't be good. Jeremey was cautiously checkin' out the hallway and Ramona's smokin' to relax, but smokin' is just gross. I-I hear kissin' a girl who smokes is like lickin' an ashtray. No, thank you!
My roommate Sam was listenin' to his records and eatin' Cheerios before Toby came around to thank him for bein' there for him at the clinic. Momoko woke up in Jaime's bed, which confused her, but not nearly as much as the fact that she still looked kinda freaky. I guess that's better than wakin' up in a tree. That's where Warren was until his girlfriend convinced him to get his butt back in the dorms.
In case ya haven't noticed, the TOWN's moved on over to Euro Disney, oh boy! I think that's a much better place than that last one, you betcha. Dolf was bein' all careful at Turtle & Canary, just in case those grey spots on 'im are all contagious, an' a worried Mr. Mitchell opens up the theatre, where he texted Kate. I think that was before Miss Bo came in to talk and to make sure Mr. Mitchell didn't catch some weird alien STD or nothin' from her.
...Eww-ey. I don't think it's gonna do Mr. Carrick much good for me to talk about his new restaurant after talkin' about alien STDs. An', I mean, Jim was sulkin' at Fixer Uppers 'cause he's not at Disneyland, but at least he hasn't got an alien STD. An' Firekeeper an' her great big dog got all the horsies at the Gig to calm down a little, now that things aren't all gross and crazy. Simon wasn't as calmed down; he was hidin' out in the warehouse district on account of his looks, and Claudia was hidin' out in the rocky bits.
They're not very good hiding spots, you know, if the squirrels can find you there.
Tino has mouse ears at Caritas, but I think Mr. Priest's ears were pretty normal; I wonder if you can get alien STDs in your ear?
Maybe Mr. Nolan at the clinic would know. There's all sorts of people recoverin' in there, like Scully an' Quinn. So it's a good thing Raven and Mr. Stark were on hand to help!
Ahhh, see? Nice an' normal! Let's keep it that way, fellas, okay?
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Let's Not Do That Again! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪
...Seriously, though, let's not do that again, because, gee whiz, fellas, that sure was some pretty messed up stuff right there. I'm sure glad all that crazy people turnin' into monsters and bein' all mean and everything thing sure is over, an' we can go on with things bein' normal again, where we just turn into ponies.
Boy, turnin' into a pony was fun. I like ponies much better than creepy monsters.
Anyhoo, let's get to the news! That's pretty normal.
At the SCHOOL, Raven was nappin' in the library! Uh-oh! I hope you don't get in trouble fer that, Raven.
In the DORMS, Caroline gets an unresponsive Jake into the shower, and that musta woke him up because then they started talkin' about how she ain't mad at him, since that wasn't really him with all that stuff that happened. Cara tried to get Bruce to a rematch in the gym, but he's all, nuh-uh, 'cause Cara was injured and that wouldn't be good. Jeremey was cautiously checkin' out the hallway and Ramona's smokin' to relax, but smokin' is just gross. I-I hear kissin' a girl who smokes is like lickin' an ashtray. No, thank you!
My roommate Sam was listenin' to his records and eatin' Cheerios before Toby came around to thank him for bein' there for him at the clinic. Momoko woke up in Jaime's bed, which confused her, but not nearly as much as the fact that she still looked kinda freaky. I guess that's better than wakin' up in a tree. That's where Warren was until his girlfriend convinced him to get his butt back in the dorms.
In case ya haven't noticed, the TOWN's moved on over to Euro Disney, oh boy! I think that's a much better place than that last one, you betcha. Dolf was bein' all careful at Turtle & Canary, just in case those grey spots on 'im are all contagious, an' a worried Mr. Mitchell opens up the theatre, where he texted Kate. I think that was before Miss Bo came in to talk and to make sure Mr. Mitchell didn't catch some weird alien STD or nothin' from her.
...Eww-ey. I don't think it's gonna do Mr. Carrick much good for me to talk about his new restaurant after talkin' about alien STDs. An', I mean, Jim was sulkin' at Fixer Uppers 'cause he's not at Disneyland, but at least he hasn't got an alien STD. An' Firekeeper an' her great big dog got all the horsies at the Gig to calm down a little, now that things aren't all gross and crazy. Simon wasn't as calmed down; he was hidin' out in the warehouse district on account of his looks, and Claudia was hidin' out in the rocky bits.
They're not very good hiding spots, you know, if the squirrels can find you there.
Tino has mouse ears at Caritas, but I think Mr. Priest's ears were pretty normal; I wonder if you can get alien STDs in your ear?
Maybe Mr. Nolan at the clinic would know. There's all sorts of people recoverin' in there, like Scully an' Quinn. So it's a good thing Raven and Mr. Stark were on hand to help!
Ahhh, see? Nice an' normal! Let's keep it that way, fellas, okay?
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**