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fandom_radio2011-07-19 08:25 am
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, July 19th
Morning, fellow citizens. We've got another full program of news for you, fresh from yesterday's-- *thwock* --notes. Ow. How many times do I have to tell you to cut it out?! Anyway, here's all the drama you missed last time on WTFH radio...
SCHOOL
Professor Hermione kicks things off with Social Activism. She's there to present a few possible volunteer positions for her students. They poured over it obediently. Professor Bond was pretty happy about our new locale, and he took advantage of it to host a biathlon. Most of the students were freezing, but the cross-country skiing probably warmed 'em up - or made them rue the day they ever picked that class.
In How To Avoid Misadventure, Professors Alistair and Morrigan once again got along splendidly, this time on the topic of packing. Students chose what they'd pack out on adventure. Some of the girls, like Miley, had trouble jamming everything in their packs. Sorry! Guess you'll have to pack a few less bikinis, huh? Elphaba spoke to Professor Morrigan after class, about magic lessons. And why she and Professor Alistair were teaching together at all. Really? You're wondering about that? Because it keeps sounding like they're having a ball together.
Cooking for Beginners saw us tackling breakfast - some of us better than others, like Kenzi and Ariel. My girls don't know how to make their breakfast without Cheetos. Aw. Luckily, that's not going to be a big problem out in the big bad world, so don't fret about it! Oh, and my buddy Tony turned up to point out to Professor Steve that actually, it's pretty darn easy to get food without cooking it. Just what I was saying.
Oh, and Professor Jane Porter had tea. That's very last week, miss Porter.
DORMS
In the halls in which we all live, Miley got a phone call yesterday. More joyfully, Kate returned to us from the land of the cats, proving once and for all that the island has a really despicable sense of punning. Nathan is smoking up a storm in his room - kid, that'll kill you - and then he's got some big argument with Ramona I won't go into details about. Can't you give those crazy kids some peace, squirrels? In even more co-- girlfriendly disabling news, Stephanie has turned into a robin. Devoted boyfriend Tony shows up to be baffled by it.
The common rooms were mostly empty, except for the third floor - Luke was hanging around watching action movies. Well, until Percy showed up and, well, let's just say that drama is the theme of the day and leave those guys be, all right?
TOWN
And that brings us to those quaint little streets where everyone else dwells. Ronan's back and manning the clinic - whoever he is - and that takes some poking around to get the measure of it. Not that he had all that much time, as people were already phoning him. On his first day? That's just bad etiquette.
Cafe Luke's was open, and Ronan stepped in to give proprietor Vincent the 'this is what Fandom weidrness does' speech. We've all been there, haven't we? Professor Alistair also turned up, and there's something about ponies and boars, so I think someone had a good big meal for dinner. Someone from the Stone Age, but hey, we don't judge here. My good sis Karla is making some last-minute adjustments at 'Dite's before taking off for parts unknown, my other good buddy Butters is having some trouble with the heaters, poor kid, and Kenzi... well, Kenzi threw a party for these adorable rodent miscreants-- ow. Being the sort of forwardthinking gal that she is, she's supplied these squirrels with a few goods they were mighty interested in. Out of goodwill, I'm sure.
She then moves on to talk about squirrels and non-squirrels with Shunsui, aaand I'm sure that's a theme I could continue over the next few notes, except it says here that somebody turned into an antechnis and confused the hell out of Kenzi. That's one way to break somebody's stride. Hercules turns up to play 'oh look who I am', and the pink pony doesn't really need introductions, does she? Is it a she? It's gotta be - it's pink. Asuna also shows up, but only for the sake.
Other scattered openings of venues yesterday: Lady soccer earned Momoko an extra $40 at Cabot and Associates', and the Magic Box is full of coffee courtesy of Alex Russo. Hopefully this wasn't too big an issue for Miley, who mostly seemed confused because Alex was... *squint* ...someone with a name that makes me suspect some parents somewhere wanted to torture their kid. Angelica melted snow at the Gig, and my employer attempted to get another one of his employees to shoo away the snow at the Devil's Nest. Yeah, I don't think it works that way. Not that his employer cared.
Angry Birds. That's very cute and 21st century.
Anyway, that's all the newsworthy crap you guys got up to yesterday. Have a nice Tuesday, and don't freeze to death, Butters hasn't gotten the heating done yet. Get on that, Butters.
SCHOOL
Professor Hermione kicks things off with Social Activism. She's there to present a few possible volunteer positions for her students. They poured over it obediently. Professor Bond was pretty happy about our new locale, and he took advantage of it to host a biathlon. Most of the students were freezing, but the cross-country skiing probably warmed 'em up - or made them rue the day they ever picked that class.
In How To Avoid Misadventure, Professors Alistair and Morrigan once again got along splendidly, this time on the topic of packing. Students chose what they'd pack out on adventure. Some of the girls, like Miley, had trouble jamming everything in their packs. Sorry! Guess you'll have to pack a few less bikinis, huh? Elphaba spoke to Professor Morrigan after class, about magic lessons. And why she and Professor Alistair were teaching together at all. Really? You're wondering about that? Because it keeps sounding like they're having a ball together.
Cooking for Beginners saw us tackling breakfast - some of us better than others, like Kenzi and Ariel. My girls don't know how to make their breakfast without Cheetos. Aw. Luckily, that's not going to be a big problem out in the big bad world, so don't fret about it! Oh, and my buddy Tony turned up to point out to Professor Steve that actually, it's pretty darn easy to get food without cooking it. Just what I was saying.
Oh, and Professor Jane Porter had tea. That's very last week, miss Porter.
DORMS
In the halls in which we all live, Miley got a phone call yesterday. More joyfully, Kate returned to us from the land of the cats, proving once and for all that the island has a really despicable sense of punning. Nathan is smoking up a storm in his room - kid, that'll kill you - and then he's got some big argument with Ramona I won't go into details about. Can't you give those crazy kids some peace, squirrels? In even more co-- girlfriendly disabling news, Stephanie has turned into a robin. Devoted boyfriend Tony shows up to be baffled by it.
The common rooms were mostly empty, except for the third floor - Luke was hanging around watching action movies. Well, until Percy showed up and, well, let's just say that drama is the theme of the day and leave those guys be, all right?
TOWN
And that brings us to those quaint little streets where everyone else dwells. Ronan's back and manning the clinic - whoever he is - and that takes some poking around to get the measure of it. Not that he had all that much time, as people were already phoning him. On his first day? That's just bad etiquette.
Cafe Luke's was open, and Ronan stepped in to give proprietor Vincent the 'this is what Fandom weidrness does' speech. We've all been there, haven't we? Professor Alistair also turned up, and there's something about ponies and boars, so I think someone had a good big meal for dinner. Someone from the Stone Age, but hey, we don't judge here. My good sis Karla is making some last-minute adjustments at 'Dite's before taking off for parts unknown, my other good buddy Butters is having some trouble with the heaters, poor kid, and Kenzi... well, Kenzi threw a party for these adorable rodent miscreants-- ow. Being the sort of forwardthinking gal that she is, she's supplied these squirrels with a few goods they were mighty interested in. Out of goodwill, I'm sure.
She then moves on to talk about squirrels and non-squirrels with Shunsui, aaand I'm sure that's a theme I could continue over the next few notes, except it says here that somebody turned into an antechnis and confused the hell out of Kenzi. That's one way to break somebody's stride. Hercules turns up to play 'oh look who I am', and the pink pony doesn't really need introductions, does she? Is it a she? It's gotta be - it's pink. Asuna also shows up, but only for the sake.
Other scattered openings of venues yesterday: Lady soccer earned Momoko an extra $40 at Cabot and Associates', and the Magic Box is full of coffee courtesy of Alex Russo. Hopefully this wasn't too big an issue for Miley, who mostly seemed confused because Alex was... *squint* ...someone with a name that makes me suspect some parents somewhere wanted to torture their kid. Angelica melted snow at the Gig, and my employer attempted to get another one of his employees to shoo away the snow at the Devil's Nest. Yeah, I don't think it works that way. Not that his employer cared.
Angry Birds. That's very cute and 21st century.
Anyway, that's all the newsworthy crap you guys got up to yesterday. Have a nice Tuesday, and don't freeze to death, Butters hasn't gotten the heating done yet. Get on that, Butters.
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"To Squirrels!" Gulp. "And DJs!"
...it would be a shame to let the last of that sake go to waste.