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fandom_radio2011-07-11 09:57 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, July 11.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrel friends, Trixie and Silver and Mr. Ed! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ And this cowboy here's actually a horse right now, saddlin' up to give you the news. I sure hope I don't sound a little hoarse! Ahahahaha, but don't be long in the face! We got a lot of gallopin' good times ahead, and the squirrels are gonna be real nice and help me flip the pages and everything, too. And so we're off!
Since yesterday was Sunday, all that happened in SCHOOL, as usual, was Raven at the library. She was all upset, because apparently Mr. Deadpool and Mr. Reno weren't too nice about her on the radio, so I'll make up for it and say you seem very nice and pretty for a fruity goth kid, Raven, and you're always good about bein' at the library, so's I got something to report about the school every Monday mornin'.
So, in case you haven't noticed, a lot of us woke up in THE DORMS yesterday as ponies. Cara was one of 'em; Nathan was not. She was real cranky about it, but it probably didn't help that he made fun of her about it, either. She ended up chasin' him right on out of that room. Don't get a pony angry, ohhh boy.
Kate Gregson wasn't a pony, and neither was her boyfriend Bod, and so they celebrated with a non-pony make-out session.
Kate Daniels, though, she was a pony, and she was really P.O.'d about it, too. Puck wasn't as annoyed about the whole pony thing, though, and even managed to lift him some weights, which really impressed Quinn the pony, I'll bet, and they talked about how it would be kinda stupid and lame if they didn't get to change back and were stuck as ponies forever and ever.
For Topher's sake, I sure hope not! He found out the hard way in the third floor common room that hooves and video game controllers don't really work together too well. Kate, I think the one who's still human but probably not still making out with her boyfriend, was glad she was still human and able to make out with her boyfriend, but assured Topher that these things usually pass. Ramona didn't think it was really fair that Kate didn't change into a pony, but then tried to make it seem awesome and cool.
...what do you mean, seem? It is awesome and cool! Ponies are awesome!
Anyway, by the time Scully asked about Kate stayin' human, Kate started to get annoyed 'cause it's not like it was her fault, and I bet she kinda wanted to be a pony, too, because they're awesome. Tony and Topher got into a debate about who was the uglier pony, and they reached the same conclusion that I would have: that they're both pretty ugly, hahahaha! And then Tony gave Kate crap about bein' human still, too.
Topher and Ramona wondered about the significance of the star on her butt, and Ramona pointed out that 'Tony the Pony' is really, really funny, hehehe. She made him guess who she was, too, 'cause it's hard to tell, with everyone bein' ponies and all. Topher then got Peter to focus his anger at not bein' able to type with hooves on Kate, for her not bein' a pony, which she probably deserves, not bein' a pony and all. Tony told Peter he should get one of those voice recognizer things so alls he had to do was talk, and the computer would type for him. Tony's pretty smart for such an ugly pony.
Topher made fun of Billy for bein' purple, and they tried to figure out things to do as ponies. Like galloping, probably, and eating hay, then Tony and Billy tried to figure out what they did to make the island turn everyone into ponies in the first place. Claudia, who wasn't a pony, told Topher he should just be glad he wasn't made of plastic, too, while she and Scully speculated that Miss Pie has something to do with this, since she's a pony all the time.
Marshall was glad his colors were kinda normal before he and Topher made plans to go test out their wings, which will come up later, and then Claudia made fun of Marshall for his normal colors. Ahahaha, that's mean, Claudia! But not as mean as Topher makin' fun of Scully for bein' Christmas colors! But Christmas colors are fun! More fun, anyway, than Marhsall and Scully talkin' about how they got out of their rooms. By the doors, duh!
And, as promised, we're gettin' to Marshall and Topher testin' out their wings outside the dorms. They tried to see who could go higher and talked about who might all have changed. I got to see 'em fly, too! It was real neat, and Marshall's real funny, we got to horsin' around and having a real good time! And then, later, Angelica the pony went up to the roof to look at all the pretty stars. I wonder if they looked different as a pony as they do when you're a regular human being...
Over in TOWN, Dolf came into work at Turtle & Canary despite bein' a pony, and he tried to teach the dog commands despite bein' a pony, too. I don't know if I dog would be too keen on takin' orders from a pony. Mr. Mitchell also went into work at the theater, despite bein' a pony and despite bein' unable to put up the letters on the sign because, you know, no hands. I've got all the squirrels to help me with all the buttons; maybe he should have gotten some squirrels. Either way, Miss Bo thinks Mr. Mitchell's a pretty pony.
An' Bruce the pony was gallopin' all over the rooftops in town; I've heard of reindeer on rooftops, but not ponies! Ahahaha! Mr. Northman woke up all angry and speakin' in tongues, probably a lot of bad stuff about bein' a pony, and Miss Bo was all annoyed about the pony thing, but also that her butt was censored.
Jim the pony kept knockin' things over at Fixer Uppers, which means I probably got lots to clean up today, 'cept I won't be able to pick them up because I don't have no hands. And then Jono the pony was sitting on the beach on fire. That...can't be good. Miley the pony wasn't so sure Jono the pony was supposed to be on fire, but Jono the pony wasn't so sure Miley the pony was supposed to be purple. And after Warren's girlfriend explained to Miley about transformations and such, Miley decided to say, 'no, thank you!' to transforming.
(I don't think we really have a choice, Miley).
Mr. Deadpool the pony was frollickin' and told Jono the pony not to narrate nasty things about him before continuing in his frollicking. Then Karla splashed Mr. Deadpool, and Mr. Deadpool insulted her boyfriend and told her to invest in roller skates. Aww, but then Warren couldn't escape her as easily on account of his having wings! She could just skate right after him!
Then Quinn the pony met Jono the pony and she tried to eat grass before they talked about takin' care of their manes. Warren's girlfriend then talked to Quinn about how her horn's for doin' magic, and not the dirty kind, and I don't think I want to know about dirty kinds of magic, no sir! Quinn then told Mr. Deadpool that adults can't be ponies, and he said, tough luck, toots, he'll be a pretty pony if he wants to be.
Miley was pretty sure Quinn was the prettiest pony she's ever seen, even prettier than Mr. Deadpool, but clearly, Miley has never seen Kim Kardasian as a pony. Warren's girlfriend helped Jono with his sandcastle while they talked about how the X-Men are 'douche canoes.' I think that's a squirrel quote, not a Karla or Jono quote, but I could be wrong. And then Ariel the pony offered to help Jono the pony wrap his bandages so his face wouldn't be all on fire and everything,
Over at the Gig, Blysse's great big doggie was a pony, too, and she agreed that he looked pretty ridicilous as a pony. Doggies shouldn't be ponies.
And then Miss Pie was on the streets, watchin' the skies with her umbrella hat, because I guess she expected lots of rain. She runs into Crazy Kenzi the pony, who doesn't know why she's a pony, but Miss Pie points out that, um, she's not a pony, she's a pegasus. And then Mr. Shunsui thinks Miss Pie is real pretty and shares with her some sah-kay.
Oh, and it's Mr. Priest's first day at Caritas, and, while he's not a pony, Mr. Tino is! That's good that he isn't; it would be hard to crack open a brewskie with hooves! Mr. Gardener and Mr. Caffery tried to figure out all this pony business over a coupla beers, and try to think of what kind of weirdness might be next, and Mr. Gardener let Mr. Priest know that he planned on drinkin' until bein' a pony stopped bein' annoying, which sounds like an awful lot of drinkin'. I bet it takes longer to get a pony drunk. Then Mr. Priest warned Mr. Caffery that he should keep some clothes on him, so's he doesn't turn out buck nekkid when he turns back to normal. Am I gonna be nekkid when I turn back, too? Boy, I better get some clothes, too!
Mr. Priest thinks purple's a good color for Mr. Mitchell, and Mr. Swan tells Mr. Gardner that he isn't Mr. Swan, 'cause Mr. Swan's a person. Not a pony. ...er, or a swan, I guess. Either way, Mr. Swan just wants a straw for his brewskie. I hope it was one of those fun twisty straws; those straws sure are neato!
Well, then, that's all the equine news for Monday, and let's all have a great week! I'm gonna get along on out of here, my little ponies!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrel friends, Trixie and Silver and Mr. Ed! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ And this cowboy here's actually a horse right now, saddlin' up to give you the news. I sure hope I don't sound a little hoarse! Ahahahaha, but don't be long in the face! We got a lot of gallopin' good times ahead, and the squirrels are gonna be real nice and help me flip the pages and everything, too. And so we're off!
Since yesterday was Sunday, all that happened in SCHOOL, as usual, was Raven at the library. She was all upset, because apparently Mr. Deadpool and Mr. Reno weren't too nice about her on the radio, so I'll make up for it and say you seem very nice and pretty for a fruity goth kid, Raven, and you're always good about bein' at the library, so's I got something to report about the school every Monday mornin'.
So, in case you haven't noticed, a lot of us woke up in THE DORMS yesterday as ponies. Cara was one of 'em; Nathan was not. She was real cranky about it, but it probably didn't help that he made fun of her about it, either. She ended up chasin' him right on out of that room. Don't get a pony angry, ohhh boy.
Kate Gregson wasn't a pony, and neither was her boyfriend Bod, and so they celebrated with a non-pony make-out session.
Kate Daniels, though, she was a pony, and she was really P.O.'d about it, too. Puck wasn't as annoyed about the whole pony thing, though, and even managed to lift him some weights, which really impressed Quinn the pony, I'll bet, and they talked about how it would be kinda stupid and lame if they didn't get to change back and were stuck as ponies forever and ever.
For Topher's sake, I sure hope not! He found out the hard way in the third floor common room that hooves and video game controllers don't really work together too well. Kate, I think the one who's still human but probably not still making out with her boyfriend, was glad she was still human and able to make out with her boyfriend, but assured Topher that these things usually pass. Ramona didn't think it was really fair that Kate didn't change into a pony, but then tried to make it seem awesome and cool.
...what do you mean, seem? It is awesome and cool! Ponies are awesome!
Anyway, by the time Scully asked about Kate stayin' human, Kate started to get annoyed 'cause it's not like it was her fault, and I bet she kinda wanted to be a pony, too, because they're awesome. Tony and Topher got into a debate about who was the uglier pony, and they reached the same conclusion that I would have: that they're both pretty ugly, hahahaha! And then Tony gave Kate crap about bein' human still, too.
Topher and Ramona wondered about the significance of the star on her butt, and Ramona pointed out that 'Tony the Pony' is really, really funny, hehehe. She made him guess who she was, too, 'cause it's hard to tell, with everyone bein' ponies and all. Topher then got Peter to focus his anger at not bein' able to type with hooves on Kate, for her not bein' a pony, which she probably deserves, not bein' a pony and all. Tony told Peter he should get one of those voice recognizer things so alls he had to do was talk, and the computer would type for him. Tony's pretty smart for such an ugly pony.
Topher made fun of Billy for bein' purple, and they tried to figure out things to do as ponies. Like galloping, probably, and eating hay, then Tony and Billy tried to figure out what they did to make the island turn everyone into ponies in the first place. Claudia, who wasn't a pony, told Topher he should just be glad he wasn't made of plastic, too, while she and Scully speculated that Miss Pie has something to do with this, since she's a pony all the time.
Marshall was glad his colors were kinda normal before he and Topher made plans to go test out their wings, which will come up later, and then Claudia made fun of Marshall for his normal colors. Ahahaha, that's mean, Claudia! But not as mean as Topher makin' fun of Scully for bein' Christmas colors! But Christmas colors are fun! More fun, anyway, than Marhsall and Scully talkin' about how they got out of their rooms. By the doors, duh!
And, as promised, we're gettin' to Marshall and Topher testin' out their wings outside the dorms. They tried to see who could go higher and talked about who might all have changed. I got to see 'em fly, too! It was real neat, and Marshall's real funny, we got to horsin' around and having a real good time! And then, later, Angelica the pony went up to the roof to look at all the pretty stars. I wonder if they looked different as a pony as they do when you're a regular human being...
Over in TOWN, Dolf came into work at Turtle & Canary despite bein' a pony, and he tried to teach the dog commands despite bein' a pony, too. I don't know if I dog would be too keen on takin' orders from a pony. Mr. Mitchell also went into work at the theater, despite bein' a pony and despite bein' unable to put up the letters on the sign because, you know, no hands. I've got all the squirrels to help me with all the buttons; maybe he should have gotten some squirrels. Either way, Miss Bo thinks Mr. Mitchell's a pretty pony.
An' Bruce the pony was gallopin' all over the rooftops in town; I've heard of reindeer on rooftops, but not ponies! Ahahaha! Mr. Northman woke up all angry and speakin' in tongues, probably a lot of bad stuff about bein' a pony, and Miss Bo was all annoyed about the pony thing, but also that her butt was censored.
Jim the pony kept knockin' things over at Fixer Uppers, which means I probably got lots to clean up today, 'cept I won't be able to pick them up because I don't have no hands. And then Jono the pony was sitting on the beach on fire. That...can't be good. Miley the pony wasn't so sure Jono the pony was supposed to be on fire, but Jono the pony wasn't so sure Miley the pony was supposed to be purple. And after Warren's girlfriend explained to Miley about transformations and such, Miley decided to say, 'no, thank you!' to transforming.
(I don't think we really have a choice, Miley).
Mr. Deadpool the pony was frollickin' and told Jono the pony not to narrate nasty things about him before continuing in his frollicking. Then Karla splashed Mr. Deadpool, and Mr. Deadpool insulted her boyfriend and told her to invest in roller skates. Aww, but then Warren couldn't escape her as easily on account of his having wings! She could just skate right after him!
Then Quinn the pony met Jono the pony and she tried to eat grass before they talked about takin' care of their manes. Warren's girlfriend then talked to Quinn about how her horn's for doin' magic, and not the dirty kind, and I don't think I want to know about dirty kinds of magic, no sir! Quinn then told Mr. Deadpool that adults can't be ponies, and he said, tough luck, toots, he'll be a pretty pony if he wants to be.
Miley was pretty sure Quinn was the prettiest pony she's ever seen, even prettier than Mr. Deadpool, but clearly, Miley has never seen Kim Kardasian as a pony. Warren's girlfriend helped Jono with his sandcastle while they talked about how the X-Men are 'douche canoes.' I think that's a squirrel quote, not a Karla or Jono quote, but I could be wrong. And then Ariel the pony offered to help Jono the pony wrap his bandages so his face wouldn't be all on fire and everything,
Over at the Gig, Blysse's great big doggie was a pony, too, and she agreed that he looked pretty ridicilous as a pony. Doggies shouldn't be ponies.
And then Miss Pie was on the streets, watchin' the skies with her umbrella hat, because I guess she expected lots of rain. She runs into Crazy Kenzi the pony, who doesn't know why she's a pony, but Miss Pie points out that, um, she's not a pony, she's a pegasus. And then Mr. Shunsui thinks Miss Pie is real pretty and shares with her some sah-kay.
Oh, and it's Mr. Priest's first day at Caritas, and, while he's not a pony, Mr. Tino is! That's good that he isn't; it would be hard to crack open a brewskie with hooves! Mr. Gardener and Mr. Caffery tried to figure out all this pony business over a coupla beers, and try to think of what kind of weirdness might be next, and Mr. Gardener let Mr. Priest know that he planned on drinkin' until bein' a pony stopped bein' annoying, which sounds like an awful lot of drinkin'. I bet it takes longer to get a pony drunk. Then Mr. Priest warned Mr. Caffery that he should keep some clothes on him, so's he doesn't turn out buck nekkid when he turns back to normal. Am I gonna be nekkid when I turn back, too? Boy, I better get some clothes, too!
Mr. Priest thinks purple's a good color for Mr. Mitchell, and Mr. Swan tells Mr. Gardner that he isn't Mr. Swan, 'cause Mr. Swan's a person. Not a pony. ...er, or a swan, I guess. Either way, Mr. Swan just wants a straw for his brewskie. I hope it was one of those fun twisty straws; those straws sure are neato!
Well, then, that's all the equine news for Monday, and let's all have a great week! I'm gonna get along on out of here, my little ponies!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**