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fandom_radio2011-06-21 09:39 am
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 21st
Good morning, everybody! I hope you're very excited about your last week of workshops, and pointedly ignoring the fact we have a whole new term of hell awaiting us after this. At least, if you're a teenager, ha.
Oh, and if anyone finds anymore spare spider parts lying around, get 'em down to Topher, he's trying to recycle them.
Anyway, welcome to the longest day of the year. This is Peter Wiggin, reading for WTFH news.
SCHOOL
As always, the lovely professor Hermione kicked the day off with Hero Management class, which was more about pizza than anything. You know what, forget about that thing I said about hell - I'm sure there's some teenagers out there who are really in heaven right now. Professor Hermione was there to talk to, which Wesley did. Apparently all the pizza was useful.
Professor Ghanima decided to put the whole fate jazz to the test by sending the students to a casino. Is that even legal in this day and age? Not that I really care. The professor read everyone their fortunes, and the students went out to try and spin them around. Be sure you don't get yourself cursed, am I right? In Summer Fitness, Professor Bond taught everyone a lovely lesson in why you always have to bring backup whenever you run out to try and get yourself killed. Listen to the man. He seems to be talking good sense. Mercy did stop by to talk to him, to let him know she... couldn't... sit, because she got shot in the ass. Wow, Mercy. That sounds awfully painful.
DORMS
Ah, and we're back to 'news about people who get really creative about cutting class', as Nathan had to deal with Ramona turning back after being a chick. Seriously, has anyone ever really witnessed these supposed transformations...?
*chittering*
*thwock*
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME WITH AN ACORN TO MAKE A PO-- oh, this thing is still on.
Sorry, folks. Just a tiny glitch in the system.
Sam winds up bit by another one of those elusive myths of Fandom-- a gremlin.
And then she tried to bite the gremlin back. God, please don't tell me the poor girl has started foaming at the mouth or something.
Kate - hey, Kate - is in her cabin. Where she gets to greet her boyfriend. And decides that food is the better part of sloth today. Iwouldn't know sloth if it bit me hear you there, Kate. And Annie's also just hanging out after a long day. Hope you didn't wear yourself out!
TOWNIES
Right, let's talk commerce! Here's the conga line of people who opened up their doors that you didn't visit: Ariel tackled songs about flying at Groovy Tunes, Butters is trying to replicate the metal spiders at... Fixer Uppers, naturally, Lacey's making lists in anticipation of her departure, my lovely sis Karla has a lovely display set up at her lovely store which is sure to change the world, Momoko's late at Cabot and Associates - bad form, better luck next time - and my boss, Jack Sparrow certainly didn't drink any rum at the Devil's Nest.
Phew. And now for the people you did talk to today. Kate tracked down her boyfriend at the God of Biscuit's place. Apparently the guy wants to get a tattoo. Just don't get one of her name - that's got bad idea written all over it. So to speak. Oh, and my good buddy Tony Stark was sticking to his exercise regime in the park, where I ran into him. We chatted. Good going, Tony. Stephanie decided to take the unorthodox approach and greeted him from a tree. He didn't seem too baffled. Is this a regular occurance, Tony? Do I need to start covering my head in case your girlfriend pops out of the canopy? Finally, Juliet shows up and wheedles him into fixing his phone. You know, you should really think about charging for that.
Anyway, Sam, who as you may recall was bitten by a gremlin earlier, still seems to be hanging around trying to bite people. Like Freddie. Though apparently this is normal enough behavior for her that it takes him a while to figure out anything is up, or something. Seriously, this girl needs a doctor. She also tries to bite her fellow Sam, mister LaCroix, but she winds up biting the wood instead. Ew... splinters. Jack Carter ran into Sam as well, and blah blah, none of these notes say anything about anyone showing up to the clinic.
Which you might want to do. Do you have any idea how many bacteria there are in human saliva? Ick.
*shuffles notes*
And I think that was everything. Tune in again next time, guys. I'm sure we'll have more exciting news for you tomorrow.
...we really need an exit tune for this-- *click*
Oh, and if anyone finds anymore spare spider parts lying around, get 'em down to Topher, he's trying to recycle them.
Anyway, welcome to the longest day of the year. This is Peter Wiggin, reading for WTFH news.
SCHOOL
As always, the lovely professor Hermione kicked the day off with Hero Management class, which was more about pizza than anything. You know what, forget about that thing I said about hell - I'm sure there's some teenagers out there who are really in heaven right now. Professor Hermione was there to talk to, which Wesley did. Apparently all the pizza was useful.
Professor Ghanima decided to put the whole fate jazz to the test by sending the students to a casino. Is that even legal in this day and age? Not that I really care. The professor read everyone their fortunes, and the students went out to try and spin them around. Be sure you don't get yourself cursed, am I right? In Summer Fitness, Professor Bond taught everyone a lovely lesson in why you always have to bring backup whenever you run out to try and get yourself killed. Listen to the man. He seems to be talking good sense. Mercy did stop by to talk to him, to let him know she... couldn't... sit, because she got shot in the ass. Wow, Mercy. That sounds awfully painful.
DORMS
Ah, and we're back to 'news about people who get really creative about cutting class', as Nathan had to deal with Ramona turning back after being a chick. Seriously, has anyone ever really witnessed these supposed transformations...?
*chittering*
*thwock*
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME WITH AN ACORN TO MAKE A PO-- oh, this thing is still on.
Sorry, folks. Just a tiny glitch in the system.
Sam winds up bit by another one of those elusive myths of Fandom-- a gremlin.
And then she tried to bite the gremlin back. God, please don't tell me the poor girl has started foaming at the mouth or something.
Kate - hey, Kate - is in her cabin. Where she gets to greet her boyfriend. And decides that food is the better part of sloth today. I
TOWNIES
Right, let's talk commerce! Here's the conga line of people who opened up their doors that you didn't visit: Ariel tackled songs about flying at Groovy Tunes, Butters is trying to replicate the metal spiders at... Fixer Uppers, naturally, Lacey's making lists in anticipation of her departure, my lovely sis Karla has a lovely display set up at her lovely store which is sure to change the world, Momoko's late at Cabot and Associates - bad form, better luck next time - and my boss, Jack Sparrow certainly didn't drink any rum at the Devil's Nest.
Phew. And now for the people you did talk to today. Kate tracked down her boyfriend at the God of Biscuit's place. Apparently the guy wants to get a tattoo. Just don't get one of her name - that's got bad idea written all over it. So to speak. Oh, and my good buddy Tony Stark was sticking to his exercise regime in the park, where I ran into him. We chatted. Good going, Tony. Stephanie decided to take the unorthodox approach and greeted him from a tree. He didn't seem too baffled. Is this a regular occurance, Tony? Do I need to start covering my head in case your girlfriend pops out of the canopy? Finally, Juliet shows up and wheedles him into fixing his phone. You know, you should really think about charging for that.
Anyway, Sam, who as you may recall was bitten by a gremlin earlier, still seems to be hanging around trying to bite people. Like Freddie. Though apparently this is normal enough behavior for her that it takes him a while to figure out anything is up, or something. Seriously, this girl needs a doctor. She also tries to bite her fellow Sam, mister LaCroix, but she winds up biting the wood instead. Ew... splinters. Jack Carter ran into Sam as well, and blah blah, none of these notes say anything about anyone showing up to the clinic.
Which you might want to do. Do you have any idea how many bacteria there are in human saliva? Ick.
*shuffles notes*
And I think that was everything. Tune in again next time, guys. I'm sure we'll have more exciting news for you tomorrow.
...we really need an exit tune for this-- *click*