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fandom_radio2011-06-13 08:37 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, June 13.
Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Malachai and Megan! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Hope you're gettin' plenty of sun and adventure here in the wild west, and if you go explorin' and find a little place called South Park, that's where I'm from! Just...more in the future and stuff.
Anyhoo, I've got myself a whole stack of notes here, so let's get movin' in on them and get you your news, but first, let's hear a great new song from one of my favorite tween wave bands, called Sunrise ** !
Boy, wasn't that great! I was just saying how radio could use more music, so there you go! Now that we've had music, let's have news!
Since yesterday was Sunday, it was Raven's day at the library. She got a visit from Elphaba, she's green! Mostly just to get books, but bein' able to talk to Raven was a pleasant surprise, and they got to talkin' all about Raven's home.
It was a real popular day for bein' out and about by the campfires in CAMP.
Kate spent her morning outside of Savage Garden Cabin, and Nico joins her to polish his sword. I'm told that's not a euphemism right here, but I'm not so sure. Alexander talked to Kate about getting into trouble, and then they switched over to Russian, which can't be good, guys. I bet their Commies and they're trying to take over the United States! We better keep an eye on those Reds... Sam talked to her about being Southern and magic and stuff, too. Southern and magic. Sure. Sounds like a pretty good cover if you ask me!
Caroline needs to lie down after a call with her mother...boy, I know the feeling, but it's usually my dad. Jake teased her until she spilled the beans about what's wrong.
At the main campfire, Nathan was texting, maybe to his doctor about...well, I won't say. Even if he does tell Effy that he's textin' about his wiener. He might be okay with Effy knowin' about all that, but maybe not the whole island! Then Nathan gets all excited about Cara gelding him, until he finds out what it means...
...er, what does it mean?
*chittering*
...Eeeeeewwwwww. Gelding aside, Ramona showed up to tell Nathan that she had feelings for him, but he didn't believe her, so she got all mad. That's pretty nice of her, though, likin' him even though he might have...er, well, you know.
Wesley was just kinda wandering around, and was surprised by Annie's smile. She sure has a real nice smile, and they talked a little about Wesley's career options. Freddie was disappointed that Wesley couldn't make it to the web show, but when he found out it involved pudding and singing, Wesley was kinda glad he missed it.
Boy, I love pudding and singing! Especially chocolate! I wish I didn't miss the web show.
Juliet and Wesley discuss the weather and Japan bein' kinda disappointing, and Ariel offered to be Wesley's wandering guide, but he passed this time, 'cause he wasn't gonna wander for long.
And then Bobby had campfire food over at Menudo Campfire! Sookie barters with him on payment for said food, before Karla attacked Sookie with hugs. Better hugs than guns! I got to tell Bobby all about a really big secret project that I can't tell anyone about until it's finished, and then I got to meet Karla. She's real pretty and nice, even if she doesn't really like radio. Tony commented on all that food, concerned because he used to be fat and everything, and Bobby warned him about breasts. Yeah, breasts can be kinda scary, especially when they're so big and you could suffocate....
...Er. Freddie has his camera and explains to Bobby about a iCarly. Karla gets an invitation to be on the show 'cause she's a witch. A witch? Really? Nuh-uh, she's not even ugly! Maybe the squirrel meant bitch, but that doesn't seem likely, either...
...although...if she doesn't like radio...maybe...
Ummmmm, and she was uncomfortable talkin' to Bobby, especially since she mostly wanted to talk to Tony about what Ben's up to. Probably just Jedi stuff. You know, like you do. Jedis. Angelica tells Bobby about how campfire reminds her of Girl Scouts, and, hey, she's right! Only I was in Boy Scouts. Boy, that sure was fun, at least when Big Gay Al was our Scout Leader. We didn't really like the other guy that much, he was...
...I'm not supposed to talk about it, so I won't! I'll talk instead about my friend Alex! He and Bobby debated whether or not you can roast a Twinkie on a campfire. If Pop Tarts work, Twinkies should, too, but I'd be careful, I bet that creamy filling would get all hot and burn your mouth. And Tony and Alex talk prank wars between the cabin. If that happens, I wanna be on Alex's team!
And while all the campfires were buzzin' with activity, THE TOWN> was pretty darn quiet. Firekeeper had fun feedin' the horses sugar cubes at the Gig, while Miss Isabela and Mr. Shunsui had fun feedin' each other's sexual yearnings at the Devil's Nest, where there's drinking contests for cowboys. Big Texas Butters is a big drinker, but mostly just milk, because it helps give me strong bones, what with still bein' a growin' cowboy and all.
That's all our news for Sunday! Gee, thanks for listening everyone, and tune in next week for more exciting news from Big Texas Butters and his trusty squirrels!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
_____
** My canon is terrible and juvenile and I love it.
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Malachai and Megan! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ Hope you're gettin' plenty of sun and adventure here in the wild west, and if you go explorin' and find a little place called South Park, that's where I'm from! Just...more in the future and stuff.
Anyhoo, I've got myself a whole stack of notes here, so let's get movin' in on them and get you your news, but first, let's hear a great new song from one of my favorite tween wave bands, called Sunrise ** !
Boy, wasn't that great! I was just saying how radio could use more music, so there you go! Now that we've had music, let's have news!
Since yesterday was Sunday, it was Raven's day at the library. She got a visit from Elphaba, she's green! Mostly just to get books, but bein' able to talk to Raven was a pleasant surprise, and they got to talkin' all about Raven's home.
It was a real popular day for bein' out and about by the campfires in CAMP.
Kate spent her morning outside of Savage Garden Cabin, and Nico joins her to polish his sword. I'm told that's not a euphemism right here, but I'm not so sure. Alexander talked to Kate about getting into trouble, and then they switched over to Russian, which can't be good, guys. I bet their Commies and they're trying to take over the United States! We better keep an eye on those Reds... Sam talked to her about being Southern and magic and stuff, too. Southern and magic. Sure. Sounds like a pretty good cover if you ask me!
Caroline needs to lie down after a call with her mother...boy, I know the feeling, but it's usually my dad. Jake teased her until she spilled the beans about what's wrong.
At the main campfire, Nathan was texting, maybe to his doctor about...well, I won't say. Even if he does tell Effy that he's textin' about his wiener. He might be okay with Effy knowin' about all that, but maybe not the whole island! Then Nathan gets all excited about Cara gelding him, until he finds out what it means...
...er, what does it mean?
*chittering*
...Eeeeeewwwwww. Gelding aside, Ramona showed up to tell Nathan that she had feelings for him, but he didn't believe her, so she got all mad. That's pretty nice of her, though, likin' him even though he might have...er, well, you know.
Wesley was just kinda wandering around, and was surprised by Annie's smile. She sure has a real nice smile, and they talked a little about Wesley's career options. Freddie was disappointed that Wesley couldn't make it to the web show, but when he found out it involved pudding and singing, Wesley was kinda glad he missed it.
Boy, I love pudding and singing! Especially chocolate! I wish I didn't miss the web show.
Juliet and Wesley discuss the weather and Japan bein' kinda disappointing, and Ariel offered to be Wesley's wandering guide, but he passed this time, 'cause he wasn't gonna wander for long.
And then Bobby had campfire food over at Menudo Campfire! Sookie barters with him on payment for said food, before Karla attacked Sookie with hugs. Better hugs than guns! I got to tell Bobby all about a really big secret project that I can't tell anyone about until it's finished, and then I got to meet Karla. She's real pretty and nice, even if she doesn't really like radio. Tony commented on all that food, concerned because he used to be fat and everything, and Bobby warned him about breasts. Yeah, breasts can be kinda scary, especially when they're so big and you could suffocate....
...Er. Freddie has his camera and explains to Bobby about a iCarly. Karla gets an invitation to be on the show 'cause she's a witch. A witch? Really? Nuh-uh, she's not even ugly! Maybe the squirrel meant bitch, but that doesn't seem likely, either...
...although...if she doesn't like radio...maybe...
Ummmmm, and she was uncomfortable talkin' to Bobby, especially since she mostly wanted to talk to Tony about what Ben's up to. Probably just Jedi stuff. You know, like you do. Jedis. Angelica tells Bobby about how campfire reminds her of Girl Scouts, and, hey, she's right! Only I was in Boy Scouts. Boy, that sure was fun, at least when Big Gay Al was our Scout Leader. We didn't really like the other guy that much, he was...
...I'm not supposed to talk about it, so I won't! I'll talk instead about my friend Alex! He and Bobby debated whether or not you can roast a Twinkie on a campfire. If Pop Tarts work, Twinkies should, too, but I'd be careful, I bet that creamy filling would get all hot and burn your mouth. And Tony and Alex talk prank wars between the cabin. If that happens, I wanna be on Alex's team!
And while all the campfires were buzzin' with activity, THE TOWN> was pretty darn quiet. Firekeeper had fun feedin' the horses sugar cubes at the Gig, while Miss Isabela and Mr. Shunsui had fun feedin' each other's sexual yearnings at the Devil's Nest, where there's drinking contests for cowboys. Big Texas Butters is a big drinker, but mostly just milk, because it helps give me strong bones, what with still bein' a growin' cowboy and all.
That's all our news for Sunday! Gee, thanks for listening everyone, and tune in next week for more exciting news from Big Texas Butters and his trusty squirrels!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
_____
** My canon is terrible and juvenile and I love it.