Fandom Radio, Tuesday July 25, 2006

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge: Hi, Everyone! Bridge Carson here, bringing you the latest and greatsest of, well, Tuesday. I know it's not my usual day, but just go with me here.

Workshops, Where People Learn Stuff

Bridge: In workshops today, How to Win Friends and Whatever learned about blackmailing. Because that's a friendly thing to do. Or something. And then Blair asked Dr. Cox to try meditating. In Scoobying, we- um, they, because I am technically not in that workshop- paired up and kidnapped each other. Willow stopped by too, and Isabel chatted with Xander.

Archery finally got to shoot real arrows. Yay! And Peter talked to Miho about bugs. And Dr. Pevensie stopped by to talk about... archery. In an archery class. Strange, huh? In First Aid, people talked a lot, got first aid kits, and told stories. Writing also worked with stories, though there's was more news stories than... story stories.

In the library, John built a hut and Willow was looking for books about beavers. Okay, the second part of that sentence makes sense but how is that first a normal library activity? And Pip was wearing a French maid outfit in the cafeteria. I'm just going to repeat my previous question.

Dorms, Where People Live

Bridge: Oh, hey! Broots, dude, wanna help me out with radio for a bit?

Broots: Radio? I'll get to play with your robot dog thingy? Sure! Um...what do I do?

Bridge: Just, read these notes, dude.

Broots: Oh, okay.

So, hi, this is Broots. And dorms. So Seras is in my common room, or at least my floor's common room, buying baked goods. Nadia is the topic of many conversations today. Hi Nadia! Glad you're back! Um...Pippi offends Jamie's baked goods. Is that like a euphemism for something? Cause that's a really weird one. Seras tells Pippi about news from 1993. Isn't that the year...never mind. That was 83. In other news, Pip is a French Maid with good legs and Jamie is a mutant. Okay. Walter thinks Pippi would have been a better French Maid then Pip. Gotta agree with you there. Sakurazaki thinks Pip is weird. I totally agree with you on that point. And then she explains some thing about a wind and a rock to Pippi and is anyone at this school sane? ... Right. Moving right along.

There are cheerleaders in the gym! ... We have cheerleaders? I did not know that. Jamie is happy to see that Nadia is back on the roof. Er. He's happy she's back. They just happen to be on the roof at the time. If that made sense to you, congratulations. Pip spars with Nadia. No comment on bruises and who won. The Doctor talks with Nadia and is escorted by security. The Doctor of what? Pip and Nadia spar. Um...did they spar twice? Oh! They were planning on sparring the first time and then they went off and actually sparred. Okay, these notes are confusing.

Bridge: Yeah, they usually are. Here- read some more confusing things! *sounds of papers rustling*

Broots: These ones? Okay. Er... Bridge and Xander love each other. ... Hi Bridge! It's very weird to say things on radio about the person sitting next to you.

Bridge: *sound of facepalming* ...thank you for discussing my love life on air. Can you move on to another topic, now?

Broots: Sakurazaki meditates and Walter has glasses. Are they the cool The Grid ones? The ones that Tow wore? Cause those are very cool. And yeah, hi, I'm a geek. Phoebe and Bel move to the fifth floor from the attic. ... Fourth floor is cooler. WAit...didn't you used to live on the fourth floor? Next door to me? Now I'm confused, but this is normal so I move on. Maia and Ivanova are omgdirty. Thank you for sharing. Marie and Willow talk about their weekends. And Aeryn watches John and DRD have a staring contest. I'm going to regret asking this but, who won? And what's a DRD? Greg builds a fort in 238. Is that not his room or something? Alec and Dean leave the island and then come back. It's good they came back even though I have no clue who they are and probably wouldn't know if I ran into them. Anders uses lube to help with Pyramid practice. ... Congratulations Anders! You have managed to completely break down my brain. I'm going to go ... stare at the robot dog while Bridge finishes the radio broadcast.

Bridge: Okay, Piper sent an email today. The Second Floor Common Room was pretty busy. Jamie was there with a crown and was watching "Dirty Jobs". Zero wanted to continue to give Peter a makeover, while Jamie was just explaining the "Dirty Jobs" show to him. Jamie and Z were talking, at least, until Zero interrupted them for some inexplicable reason.

Joxer offered to be Jamie's bodyguard and exchanged fashion talk with Peter. Jamie and Zero also talked. Demyx asked for help with his Sex Ed homework. Joxer offered, but backed down once he realised what class it was for. Hat-Girl informed Jamie that she hates bugs, and was sad about missing out on Peter singing. Tim also popped by to say hi.

I was there too, and, well... let's just say that in the process of trying to get questions answered, I ended up with more questions.

Up on the rooftop, Nadia and Walter were emo, and Walter informed Pippi that he was contemplating becoming a monk.

Town, Where People Buy Stuff

Bridge: Sparky Repairs was open. As was Empire Records, where Jamie was playing John Tesh. Whoever that is. Cafe Fina was also open, but lacked John Tesh. Willow and Peter were cute with chicken soup at Luke's. And Ivanova stopped by All and Sundries.

In the clinic, Dr. Troy nap- er, was reading a medical journal during the morning shift. And Dr. Lambert was also reading during the evening shift.

Caritas was busy tonight. Cam got up on stage and sung... something. Yeah, I have no idea. Veronica was very glad that Nadia is back, as was Tim. So am I! Hi, Nadia! Nadia and Cally talked about her breakup with Walter. Um, Nadia's breakup. Not Cally's. As far as I know, Cally and Walter weren't ever dating. Bel and Veronica had a glaring contest about something Veronica may or may not have said, and Cam tried to cheer Veronica up.

And that's all for today, folks. See you next week!

Broots: You done? We done? Okay, awesome. By Fandom! Stay crazy!

Comments

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

"How can you not know who John Tesh is?" Conner asked the radio sleepily. Well, he was technically asking Bridge, but, you know, on the air, so asking the radio. "Don't they teach you about all the evil forces in the universe at SPD academy?"

[soldtoarmenians]

You know, Xander would've been asking the very same question, if he hadn't been too busy being goofy about the part that Broots read. The world may never know how he was going to repair that gap in Bridge's education, though, since every time he replays the podcast, he goes goofy before ever getting to the bit about the devil John Tesh.