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fandom_radio2011-06-06 08:39 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, June 06.
Do-do-dooo! It's the Big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Jack and Spuffy! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪
An' if I'm not mistaken, we're finally somewhere new today! It looks a bit sunnier and warm, so yee-haw! Big Texas Butters sure if pleased, especially now that he's stopped having all those funny dreams. It was the weirdest thing; I kept dreamin' I was my good friend Kenny all weekend, and I don't remember doin' anythin else. Huh.
Ah, well, let's get to the news, so I can get to class and get to work, and if anyone wants to make out with me at work today, the offer still stands.
Nothing happened at THE SCHOOL today, not even Ravens in the library. But that's okay. You shouldn't have birds in a library, anyway, they'll try to peck up all the books.
But more happened in THE DORMS. Nathan was tryin' to hide his broken nose and black eye with a hoodie, and RaboPlus kicked him in the stomach for callin' her a hooker bank. At least that'll be easier to hide in the hoodie.
Out on the deck, Momoko was doin' some reading, until Scully showed up ready to defend herself against Kate, 'cause apparently, Kate's a vampire! Awww, crap. I didn't know there was a Hot Topic on the island. *sigh* That's how you really have to defeat the vampires, Scully, by burning down the Hot Topic. Jaime and Momoko threw snacks at each other, which they should actually have eaten rather than throwing, that seems an awful waste, and then A GREAT BEAST, in all caps and everything, started throwing furniture around because he was so gosh darn angry, so maybe Jaime and Momoko jus' throwin' food isn't so bad. Scully challenged the Beast with her gun, so I'm sure that went real well for her.
And this here note is so late that it technically happened in the wee hours of Monday morning, so the squirrel wasn't sure whether it counted as Sunday's news, but she was all nice and included it anyway, so we could all know about Jake going to the roof in his underpants. Probably because Caroline's in his nightshirt, and then they got all schmoopy.
Then, over IN TOWN, in the park, Dilios was standin' vigil, but for what, I don't know. Luka wondered the same thing, too, and wound up bonding with ol' Dilios on account of them both not knowing where they were. In the park, sillies! Anyway, Solid Snake was hiding in a box, which made little Jan wonder "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX?" It was a snake! Don't get bitten, Jan! Thom was at the park sketchin' things, like Candy, who's an actress, so they talked lots about art and things.
Dilios should have been keepin' his vigil over at the bank, 'cause Dick Dastardly tried to rob it! Luckily, Iron Man was there to save the day!
...err, nope. Scratch that. Apparently, Iron Man was too fat to save the day. He was thwarted by a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers sure are good, ya gotta give him that. Then Mr. Dastardly got himself a cheeseburger gun, but I don't think it was as effective on Sheriff Skywalker as it was Big Fat Iron Man.
At the Devil's Nest, Miss Isabela was workin' with her knives, but that didn't keep Captain Hook from lookin' for some fine red wine and Mr. Jayne from lookin' for some fine sweet ass.
And that's all the news we have for yesterday! Go and have a happy Monday, wear some sunscreen, and be nice to other people, so that they'll be nice to you!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Jack and Spuffy! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪
An' if I'm not mistaken, we're finally somewhere new today! It looks a bit sunnier and warm, so yee-haw! Big Texas Butters sure if pleased, especially now that he's stopped having all those funny dreams. It was the weirdest thing; I kept dreamin' I was my good friend Kenny all weekend, and I don't remember doin' anythin else. Huh.
Ah, well, let's get to the news, so I can get to class and get to work, and if anyone wants to make out with me at work today, the offer still stands.
Nothing happened at THE SCHOOL today, not even Ravens in the library. But that's okay. You shouldn't have birds in a library, anyway, they'll try to peck up all the books.
But more happened in THE DORMS. Nathan was tryin' to hide his broken nose and black eye with a hoodie, and RaboPlus kicked him in the stomach for callin' her a hooker bank. At least that'll be easier to hide in the hoodie.
Out on the deck, Momoko was doin' some reading, until Scully showed up ready to defend herself against Kate, 'cause apparently, Kate's a vampire! Awww, crap. I didn't know there was a Hot Topic on the island. *sigh* That's how you really have to defeat the vampires, Scully, by burning down the Hot Topic. Jaime and Momoko threw snacks at each other, which they should actually have eaten rather than throwing, that seems an awful waste, and then A GREAT BEAST, in all caps and everything, started throwing furniture around because he was so gosh darn angry, so maybe Jaime and Momoko jus' throwin' food isn't so bad. Scully challenged the Beast with her gun, so I'm sure that went real well for her.
And this here note is so late that it technically happened in the wee hours of Monday morning, so the squirrel wasn't sure whether it counted as Sunday's news, but she was all nice and included it anyway, so we could all know about Jake going to the roof in his underpants. Probably because Caroline's in his nightshirt, and then they got all schmoopy.
Then, over IN TOWN, in the park, Dilios was standin' vigil, but for what, I don't know. Luka wondered the same thing, too, and wound up bonding with ol' Dilios on account of them both not knowing where they were. In the park, sillies! Anyway, Solid Snake was hiding in a box, which made little Jan wonder "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX?" It was a snake! Don't get bitten, Jan! Thom was at the park sketchin' things, like Candy, who's an actress, so they talked lots about art and things.
Dilios should have been keepin' his vigil over at the bank, 'cause Dick Dastardly tried to rob it! Luckily, Iron Man was there to save the day!
...err, nope. Scratch that. Apparently, Iron Man was too fat to save the day. He was thwarted by a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers sure are good, ya gotta give him that. Then Mr. Dastardly got himself a cheeseburger gun, but I don't think it was as effective on Sheriff Skywalker as it was Big Fat Iron Man.
At the Devil's Nest, Miss Isabela was workin' with her knives, but that didn't keep Captain Hook from lookin' for some fine red wine and Mr. Jayne from lookin' for some fine sweet ass.
And that's all the news we have for yesterday! Go and have a happy Monday, wear some sunscreen, and be nice to other people, so that they'll be nice to you!
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**