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fandom_radio2011-05-30 07:02 am
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Fandom Radio :: Monday, April 30.
Do-do-dooo! It's the Big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Joe and Stephen! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ I'd sure like to thank you all for votin' for me to do these here little radio broadcasts. And my good friend Peter, too, and Annie, she's real pretty, though you can't really see her over the radio. I don't know why you voted for that guy who wants to kill us all and that other guy in the tight pajamas who sings really scary songs, though. I don't know the other guys very much, but one of 'em's a pirate, so that just makes me wonder how he can even read these notes.
But onto the news! Oh, boy, I can hardly wait!
Well, it's Sunday, so not much happened in SCHOOL today, 'cept maybe Raven reading away in the library.
In THE DORMS, Nathan was smokin' in his room, and you really shouldn't do that. It's not good for you, and you might set off the smoke alarm. Luke was all wet on account of all the rain outside, and then Percy showed up to talk about the weekend and then they just started makin' out.
...yup. That's what it says. They started makin' out. See, Stan! I'm not the gayest kid here.
*pause*
I'm only a little bicurious.
Jason was readin' in his room, and Nico came in, but I don't think there was any makin' out there. Just the fact that Jason reads girly books.
Freddie was all hollerin' at the TV in the fourth floor common room; he told me it was on account of the fact that he couldn't get the TV changed from the Dingo channel, but I kinda like that channel, no matter what Freddie says. Anyway, we talked about all sorts of things, like circuses and crab people and how tick baths are no fun, no sir!
In TOWN, Poor Jim was just all sad about all this rain at Fixer Uppers, but don't be sad, Jim! It'll be sunny again, and at least we're back here safely and not bein' chased by Kabuki-loving cyborgs, right, Jim? He did get a visit from Ariel, who got to see his air surfer thing, and she was real impressed. Dolf had to deal with...ewww...wet panda fur! over at Turtle & Canary. An' I bet that panda smells like wet panda an cheese, too, and that's gotta be really smelly, phew-wee. Almost as bad as tick baths! I hope they got nose plugs there, too!
Mr. Mitchell decided it was a double-feature day at the movie theater! Because rainy days are good for movies, followed by dinner at Bennigan's! Or Outback, since there's no Bennigan's here, and that's real sad. Kate showed up to talk to Mr. Mitchell about funeral and immortal people and stuff. Mr. Mitchell didn't seem too impressed. Firekeeper and her great big doggie made sure the horses were fed at the Gig, but they didn't stick around for very long. And Jack...oh, h-hey, Jack! Jack, he was workin' hard keeping things clean at Luke's Diner.
Miss Isabela was all wet and whiskeyed up at the Devil's Nest, and Mr. Shunsui went and hit on her. I bet they were makin' out, too.
And that's all the news we have for yesterday! Now I'm gonna wrap this up, and then I'm gonna go to class, and then I'm goin' to work, so come and say hi! Maybe we can make out! That seems to be pretty popular these days.
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**
Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Joe and Stephen! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ I'd sure like to thank you all for votin' for me to do these here little radio broadcasts. And my good friend Peter, too, and Annie, she's real pretty, though you can't really see her over the radio. I don't know why you voted for that guy who wants to kill us all and that other guy in the tight pajamas who sings really scary songs, though. I don't know the other guys very much, but one of 'em's a pirate, so that just makes me wonder how he can even read these notes.
But onto the news! Oh, boy, I can hardly wait!
Well, it's Sunday, so not much happened in SCHOOL today, 'cept maybe Raven reading away in the library.
In THE DORMS, Nathan was smokin' in his room, and you really shouldn't do that. It's not good for you, and you might set off the smoke alarm. Luke was all wet on account of all the rain outside, and then Percy showed up to talk about the weekend and then they just started makin' out.
...yup. That's what it says. They started makin' out. See, Stan! I'm not the gayest kid here.
*pause*
I'm only a little bicurious.
Jason was readin' in his room, and Nico came in, but I don't think there was any makin' out there. Just the fact that Jason reads girly books.
Freddie was all hollerin' at the TV in the fourth floor common room; he told me it was on account of the fact that he couldn't get the TV changed from the Dingo channel, but I kinda like that channel, no matter what Freddie says. Anyway, we talked about all sorts of things, like circuses and crab people and how tick baths are no fun, no sir!
In TOWN, Poor Jim was just all sad about all this rain at Fixer Uppers, but don't be sad, Jim! It'll be sunny again, and at least we're back here safely and not bein' chased by Kabuki-loving cyborgs, right, Jim? He did get a visit from Ariel, who got to see his air surfer thing, and she was real impressed. Dolf had to deal with...ewww...wet panda fur! over at Turtle & Canary. An' I bet that panda smells like wet panda an cheese, too, and that's gotta be really smelly, phew-wee. Almost as bad as tick baths! I hope they got nose plugs there, too!
Mr. Mitchell decided it was a double-feature day at the movie theater! Because rainy days are good for movies, followed by dinner at Bennigan's! Or Outback, since there's no Bennigan's here, and that's real sad. Kate showed up to talk to Mr. Mitchell about funeral and immortal people and stuff. Mr. Mitchell didn't seem too impressed. Firekeeper and her great big doggie made sure the horses were fed at the Gig, but they didn't stick around for very long. And Jack...oh, h-hey, Jack! Jack, he was workin' hard keeping things clean at Luke's Diner.
Miss Isabela was all wet and whiskeyed up at the Devil's Nest, and Mr. Shunsui went and hit on her. I bet they were makin' out, too.
And that's all the news we have for yesterday! Now I'm gonna wrap this up, and then I'm gonna go to class, and then I'm goin' to work, so come and say hi! Maybe we can make out! That seems to be pretty popular these days.
Big Texas Butters out!
♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪
**CLICK!**