http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-05-26 10:13 am
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Pirate Radio [Thursday, May 26, 2011]

Good morning, me hearties! It's Tuesday again and--

*chittering*

It's Thursday? So I didn't sleep through an entire week? Well, that's quite handy! On to the news of yesterday!

In classes, How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse learned how to...dance with zombies. The class, for once, seemed as confused as I am before they began dancing, though Jocelyn and Dana were still wondering about the effectiveness. And Nathan stopped by to talk with Columbus Ohio to apologize for being dead and missing classes. He is apparently not a zombie, so color me a little disappointed. In Sex and Candy--that's a class?, students learned about the different versions of Little Red Riding Hood, then--like Warren and Dana did--compared and contrasted the three different versions. Cindy was offering candy to students who explained the symbolism of the red cloak, too.

Gabrielle was learning about ancient Japan in the library, and Summer had set up the Danger Shop for Surfing class to surf in Hawaii. I love surfing!

All right, that might not be true, but I am desperate t' feel included.

In the dorms, Kate was feeding her...sword in a fish tank. I don't think that's a good place for a sword. It would lead t' rusting, savvy?

And finally in townies, the only part that matters, the theater was showing What a Glorious Feeling, which Kate ignored in favor of making out with Bod. And now everybody knows. You're welcome. William was pulling grapes out of...places...hopefully not a euphemism...at Fixer-Uppers, Mary had tea and a romance novel at the hotel, and Lion-O was dealing with a lack-of-napkins crisis at Cafe Fina. What are ye supposed t' use a napkin for? The weather was depressing Shelley at Pixie Dust, inspiring Lindsay's musical choices at Groovy Tunes, and probably stole Rude's spoon at the post office, though I have naught to prove it.

Alexander opened up a pile of Japanese stuff --thank you, squirrels--at Turtle & Canary, and Tony and Warren were on a quest t' figure out what turkeys ate at Everything But the Monkey before conversation turned to Tony being a fish serial killer. Someone alert the police! Perhaps they were in Alex's class at the community center, learning about the third and fourth amendments. Is that where ye shouldn't covet your neighbor's livestock?

*chittering*

Apparently not. Finally, Nathan is being not-dead at Caritas, as opposed to un-dead, which is the zombies' forte. His apparence caused poor Tino to faint away.

And that's all the notes we have this morning! Until next week, don't do anything Captain Jack wouldn't do.

...which, generally speaking, doesn't really limit yer actions in any way.

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