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fandom_radio2011-05-18 11:41 pm
Fandom Radio [May 19th]
"What's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Fandom. It's Puck, I'm here to do the news or whatever, even though it is hot as balls out and I should be like, lying around naked somewhere or something. Maybe I could do it h -- "
*indignant chittering*
"Oh, fine. Whatever. You know you're all imagining it anyway. I mean, the people listening. The squirrels probably aren't picturing me naked. Weird."
Classes
So, there were classes and stuff, which I guess we call workshops now or whatever. Complicated.
Zombie Class talked about double tap, which I think has to do with having sex with twins but for some reason they talk about shotguns and baseball bats. There was even a lecture and some shooting. Sex and Candy -- some of my favorite things -- talked about legends and myth and stuff. There was a lecture here too, and some categorizing. Super-fun workshop, sounds like. Cally tried to figure out why horses can sometimes talk and sometimes can't, until Alexander told her to just stop. Good plan. That sounds confusing as hell.
In the library, Gabrielle was shelving obsessively. 'Cause it's important to shelve things like you really mean it, you know. In surfing class, everyone met on a fake beach in the Danger Shop, and then practiced surfing. And Shunsui was napping like a mothereffing pro in his office.
Dorms
So I guess sad things happened somewhere I don't care about, 'cause while Simon was trying to watch a movie on his laptop, his roommate with the weird hair started interrogating him about blah blah funeral something. And then Caroline seemed to have kinda checked out, I guess, because Jake was trying to get a response out of her. Maybe she was just tired! And in non-sad-sounding news, Jack chilled in his room with a pizza and a ball game. Good man.
On the deck, Peter had his laptop and was being a total nerd while getting a tan. I didn't know those things could exist at the same time. Ariel asked what he was looking at, and apparently there was lecturing about the government, so that sounds like a really fun conversation, too. Meanwhile, Kate helped this dude figure out he's probably crazy. Probably, man. Listen to Kate. She's effing wise and crap.
Town
At the Devil's Nest, Jessica decided she was totally cool to tend bar. And after getting bitten by a gremlin, Deadpool thought he was that Rebecca Black chick or something, 'cause he set up camp in the park to sing that song. Reno starts rapping, randomly, but it's okay 'cause that's hilarious. Butters flees 'cause all Deadpool wants to talk about is partyin', partyin'. Columbus made seat recommendations, while Topher was a hater. Dave made sure that Deadpool was okay before being told about all the partyin'. Deadpool also stood Hermione down on what day it was, 'cause it's not Wednesday, you know. And Jack just...ran away. How unmanly of him. Deadpool asked Chrono if he was a fan, too, 'cause they could go partyin' together. And finally, Anakin discussed how important it is to know the order of the days of the week.
Other places! Rude had a pyramid hat at the post office, and K complimented it. Lion-O helped the staff make cupcakes at Luke's, Lindsay was plugged into Van Halen at Groovy Tunes, William played with computer parts at Fixer-Uppers, Alex did some legal research at Cabot and Associates, and Momoko dropped by. Alexander was playing with maps, and Simon came by and got to hear all about Alexander's project. Cable also got a visit from Momoko at Wellspring Arms, and Columbus got to hear a bit about invasions. And finally, Bod was quiet and thinky at the bar tonight, and I think that means someone needs to teach Bod what 'drinking at the bar' means.
And that's it, losers. I'm out. Try not to catch anything, and stay cool."
*indignant chittering*
"Oh, fine. Whatever. You know you're all imagining it anyway. I mean, the people listening. The squirrels probably aren't picturing me naked. Weird."
Classes
So, there were classes and stuff, which I guess we call workshops now or whatever. Complicated.
Zombie Class talked about double tap, which I think has to do with having sex with twins but for some reason they talk about shotguns and baseball bats. There was even a lecture and some shooting. Sex and Candy -- some of my favorite things -- talked about legends and myth and stuff. There was a lecture here too, and some categorizing. Super-fun workshop, sounds like. Cally tried to figure out why horses can sometimes talk and sometimes can't, until Alexander told her to just stop. Good plan. That sounds confusing as hell.
In the library, Gabrielle was shelving obsessively. 'Cause it's important to shelve things like you really mean it, you know. In surfing class, everyone met on a fake beach in the Danger Shop, and then practiced surfing. And Shunsui was napping like a mothereffing pro in his office.
Dorms
So I guess sad things happened somewhere I don't care about, 'cause while Simon was trying to watch a movie on his laptop, his roommate with the weird hair started interrogating him about blah blah funeral something. And then Caroline seemed to have kinda checked out, I guess, because Jake was trying to get a response out of her. Maybe she was just tired! And in non-sad-sounding news, Jack chilled in his room with a pizza and a ball game. Good man.
On the deck, Peter had his laptop and was being a total nerd while getting a tan. I didn't know those things could exist at the same time. Ariel asked what he was looking at, and apparently there was lecturing about the government, so that sounds like a really fun conversation, too. Meanwhile, Kate helped this dude figure out he's probably crazy. Probably, man. Listen to Kate. She's effing wise and crap.
Town
At the Devil's Nest, Jessica decided she was totally cool to tend bar. And after getting bitten by a gremlin, Deadpool thought he was that Rebecca Black chick or something, 'cause he set up camp in the park to sing that song. Reno starts rapping, randomly, but it's okay 'cause that's hilarious. Butters flees 'cause all Deadpool wants to talk about is partyin', partyin'. Columbus made seat recommendations, while Topher was a hater. Dave made sure that Deadpool was okay before being told about all the partyin'. Deadpool also stood Hermione down on what day it was, 'cause it's not Wednesday, you know. And Jack just...ran away. How unmanly of him. Deadpool asked Chrono if he was a fan, too, 'cause they could go partyin' together. And finally, Anakin discussed how important it is to know the order of the days of the week.
Other places! Rude had a pyramid hat at the post office, and K complimented it. Lion-O helped the staff make cupcakes at Luke's, Lindsay was plugged into Van Halen at Groovy Tunes, William played with computer parts at Fixer-Uppers, Alex did some legal research at Cabot and Associates, and Momoko dropped by. Alexander was playing with maps, and Simon came by and got to hear all about Alexander's project. Cable also got a visit from Momoko at Wellspring Arms, and Columbus got to hear a bit about invasions. And finally, Bod was quiet and thinky at the bar tonight, and I think that means someone needs to teach Bod what 'drinking at the bar' means.
And that's it, losers. I'm out. Try not to catch anything, and stay cool."

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