http://shes-got-legs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-05-04 09:28 am

Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, April 4.

Ariel: Hello, Fandom Island! This is Ariel; I'm bringing the news to you today, because, well, I was out this morning and found poor Mr. Kyōraku passed out on the beach. I told him I'd do the broadcast for him in exchange for all those empty bottles and jugs he had with him and so it worked out for all of us! And with me today is Alexander. Say hello, Alexander!

Alexander: Er. Hello. I still don't see why you need help with this, Ariel. It's essentially just talking, and you are an expert at that.

Ariel: Shhh, I know that! But Mr. Kyōraku always has a cohost, so I have one, too. Just talk about how happy you are to be here and we'll get started.

Alexander: *sigh* Okay. Yes, it's Prince Alexander of Daventry joining Ariel today and I am very happy to be here. Now let us get started.

So I just...read the notes right here, correct?

Ariel: Yessssss! Geez.

Alexander: *cough* Right then...



Alexander: There are only a few SCHOOL notes, since, of course, we are in interrem. Still, Master Skywalker was in his office working on summer lesson plans; Katniss brought him a donut and discussed her training with Jaina. Jono--

Ariel: HI JONO!

Alexander: Um, Jono, uh, came in to let him know he's leaving at the end of the week and request that he keep an eye on Raven while he's gone. Jaina also came by to congradulate him on an arguement-free semester...arguement-free, that is, where she is concerned, and I imagine that to be quite a feat if it's noteworthy.

Moving on to the helfty stack of observations on some events that occured in the DORMS, starting with Luke being lazy in his room. Percy, it appears, believes he could stand to be more productive by befriending our recent Viking neighbors. Bod--

Ariel: HI BOD!

Alexander: Er, yes. Bod is also in his room, but with books, which leads Jacob--

Ariel: HI JACOB!

Alexander: Ariel, are you going to do that every time we come across the name of one of your friends? If you are, then we're going to be here all morning.

Ariel:...sorry! Let me just say HI EVERYONE now, and I'll stop, promise. Continue!

Alexander: Jacob wondered if Bod's bookcase blew up, but, no, he was just wanting to read everything. Kate...

*pause*

Ariel: I'm not going to say it! You can keep going.

Alexander: All right, then. Thank you. Kate came bearing crackers, and both Jacob and Kate learned from Bod about Katniss leaving for her Hunger Games. Tara recieved a call that prompted her to then call Kennedy; it appears Kennedy must return home due to an illness in the family. Allow me to wish you the best of luck, Kennedy.

Ariel: Me, too!

Alexander: And Caroline was quite busy making signs in the Fourth Floor Common Room, though many people stopped by to see what she was doing. All the glitter did prompt an uncomfortable conversation between Caroline and Bobby about...well, I would say, but then I would feel awkward as well. Claudia was quite impressed by Caroline's work, but Nathan was less impressed; he, apparently, sees glitter as a fungus that needs to be erradicated. Puck is convinced that Caroline must be a Care Bear before trying to win over votes for Homecoming next year. I also joined the poster party for a little bit and chatted with Caroline about soul mates.

Ariel: Awwww, that's so romantic! Outside of the common room, Kennedy worked on emails and got a visit from Sookie, so Sookie got to hear about her mother, and Bruce went over what he needs to pack for his trip. Among all and sundries, Bruce Wayne, there better be a camera!

Alexander: And, in TOWN news, Lady Ghanima had a visit from Alice, who is quite distressed about endangering timeslines and creating some paradoxes. At Selkie Peak, George was brooding.

Ariel: Hey, none of that! It's summer! Brooding is outlawed. So is hiding, Miss Mary at the hotel! My roommate Raven rearranged Dite's Decadent Delights, and this squirrel note-taker here doesn't seem at all surprised I was trying on the clothes at Pixie Dust, while Sookie had nothing to do with the rice kerfuffle in the kitchen at Luke's.

Alexander: At Caritas, Miss Robin contemplated a bottle of absinthe, while Ender contemplates at glass of milk at The Devil's Nest. Emma has to give him a hard time about that a little bit before they do some catching up on a variety of topics over the past weeks.

Ariel: Mille's at the clinic, where Triela is still in recouperation with lots of visitors: Karla, Scully, and Momoko.

And, of course, Mr. Kyōraku was at the beach, and, at that time, all these empty jugs and bottles I have now were probably filled with liquid, and we that brings us to why we're here today.



Alexander: And that, it appears, concludes our notes on the events of Tuesday, May Third.

Ariel: Boy! That was quick. You know, Alexander, I think you were right. I probably didn't need you for this at all.

Alexander: Er....thank you, Ariel?

Ariel: Anytime, old buddy! Thanks for listening, everyone! We should go see if Mr. Kyōraku's still passed out.

Alexander: I should think that if he is, we might do well to get him to the clinic...

Ariel: ...see, that's why I like having you around, Alexander. You use your head. Have a good Wednesday everyone! See you later!

*CLICK!*