fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 24th

Congratulations, everyone. You survived the school year. As far as I know. Did anyone die? *chittering* You know I don't speak squirrel, right? You're just making noise.

No school news since that's over. But in...

Dorms

Emma hung around in her room and then left without leaving a note.

In the second floor common room, Ender was playing with a datapad. I have no idea what that is. Tony stopped by even though it was too early for either of them to be up, which is great planning, They talked about some kind of fictional school counselor. Sov came down and also had to hear Tony whining about it being early before Tony blamed Mr Rogers for it and talking about who hates Tony. You know what? Add me to the list. You're too whiny, kid. Sov ended up having a more interesting conversation with Ender, but that's not hard. They talked about tree frogs and planets and something called Ekumen. What's that? Don't know! But I know it's more interesting than Tony's sleep habits. See? I'm a hater. Ramona got into the early morning rising game too and told Ender he was a bad teenager for not sleeping in late, probably after flirting with him or making out with him or something.

*chitters*

No, the notes don't say she said he sucks or made out with him. I'm reading between the lines.

*chitters*

Look, I still don't understand you. It's just obvious what point you were making. Anyway, Ramona and Tony think everyone but them are robots.

Later in the afternoon, hey, more Ramona. Great. She was on the deck with a book. Elphaba stepped out and told Ramona about how she's restless and talked about something that messed with her head. Probably Ramona. Before you even say anything, squirrel, I'm reading between the lines. And then Nathan stopped by so he and Ramona could talk about how awesome they are. For the record, Nathan, you're not too bad. That's all I'm saying. Go ahead and read between the lines.

And right before bed, Sookie was in her room, checking e-mail and sighing at it. Really? You were watching her right before she went to sleep?

*chitters*

I bet you were watching her sleep. Creepers.

*chitters*

Still don't speak squirrel.

Town

At the Arms, Mary let Gunther fail at painting Easter Eggs. How nice of her. By the way, I have a beard and I rose from the dead. I'm not claiming anything, but read between the lines and buy me a drink if you see me around today.

*chitters*

I'm evil, I can blaspheme for free drinks. Eric didn't stick around after opening up the Devil's Nest, so Tiny made sure "Walking On Sunshine" was on a loop. So maybe he's nearly as evil as me.

At Caritas, Jaina was letting Tino experiment with drinks and was brave enough to try them. If you ask me, it's a trap. Effy questioned Jaina's drink choice from a public health perspective, then made her juggle. But Jaina cheated. Cheater. Katniss wanted something non-alcoholic and unumbrellaed, which makes me wonder what she was even doing in a bar. Then they made smalltalk about when Katniss was tiny last week and some battle tournament Katniss will be in. And Effy gave her drink recs.

And that's all for this week. Remember, buy me drinks because you can't really be sure, can you?