http://boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-04-13 09:52 am

Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, April 13.

Shunsui: Happy, happy Wednesday, my precious little Fandom Island ducklings ♥! I hope this morning finds you well and beautiful, which I am sure it is ♥. Almost as radiantly as my wonderful cohost sitting next to me ♥!

Kūkaku: Get bent, Kyōraku.

Shunsui: Lovely, as always ♥. Let us begin ♥!



Shunsui: For SCHOOL today, lovely Kūkaku-chan's chemistry class spent their period reviewing and working on, what else?, chemistry projects ♥.

Beautiful women leading their students in review continued on through Cindy-chan's Intro to the 21st Century class, which will meet in the Danger Shop next week and had the chance to ask questions this week ♥.

Kūkaku: Science with the exclamation marks used Angry Birds as a way to study physics. Ya know I don't need to say I hope there was some exploding angry birds in there, too.

Paranormal Activity spoke of wendigos and a poingent discussion on whether humans can be monsters. That's up for debate, but students can be coyotes, apparently, since Caroline made sure to explain to Alaric that that's why she was out last week.

And Kyōraku's stupid class had cocoa and review time.

Shunsui: See, at least my students got cocoa ♥.

Kūkaku: And then they'll get diabetes. I don't think the sorority could get any more girly with their meeting today, which was about prom dresses and accessories. Rilla was all sad because underclassmen couldn't go, but apparently Quinn helped her feel better by talking about boys with her, and then Kate suggested Rilla get an upperclassman to take her. Why would she want to go?

Shunsui: Because it's fun ♥! Weren't you ever a teenaged girl, Kūkaku-chan ♥?

Kūkaku: No. In office hours, we got Crichton makin' arrangements to get some of his crap home and Fraser either looked deep in thought or he's jus' really good at spacin' out. Mr. Popular regrets gettin' his kid a drum to play with and, because the kid doesn't have enough shit, Jaina brought her a new toy plane. Katniss got to hear about Juliet's llama book before chattin' with Skywalker about Games footage, and then he got texts from his wife. Jan came in to play with Juliet, while their fathers discussed the fact that, yeah, not havin' their girls kidnapped again would be nice.

Shunsui: In the delightful DORMS, we have Quinn-chan womanning the prom ticket table in the lobby, where Puck came around to fill out a ballot and ask if they were going to the dance together ♥. Which, of course, they are ♥! Bruce is enjoying Dancing with the Stars in the Fifth Flo--

Kūkaku: It doesn't say anythin' about enjoying it.

Shunsui: ...nooooo, but how could you not enjoy it ♥?

Kūkaku: .... Just keep reading.

Shunsui: --or Common room, and Ramona-chan is surprised to see Bruce is a fan of that lovely show ♥. Rilla-chan, however, immediately sees the appeal like the clever little minx that she is ♥! And she also discusses with him many other hobbies he could take up, like jams or arranging flowers or, one of my favourites, haberdashery ♥.

Kūkaku: Do you even know what that is?

Shunsui: No ♥! But it sounds sexy ♥! Alex-chan is also a fan and chats with Bruce about other shows she enjoys; it says he has to judge her a little for the celebrity gossip ones, but that's can't be true, those are some of the best ♥.


Kūkaku: Those are why I will only own a television if I intend to blow it up. In TOWN, there's even more prom dresses at Pixie Dust. Connell's bored at the hotel, and Ender's repairin' his boat on the beach. Millie talks to the nurses about her home world at the clinic. A lot of business as usual...

Shunsui: And, on the bar front, my favourite front ♥, Robin-chan is yelling at her computer at Caritas, while Tiny has no soul at the Devil's Nest Tsk, tsk, tsk ♥.



Shunsui: You know, Kūkaku-chan, I'm all soul ♥.

Kūkaku: *groans* You and every other half-wit from Soul Society. That might actually work, you know, on someone who wasn't from the same place, idiot, or maybe just any chick without a brain, which I do have.

Shunsui: Brains and beauty ♥! And you know what goes with that ♥? Breakfast ♥.

Kūkaku: Or how about bombs up your bu--

Shunsui: Maybe not this time ♥! On that note, I think we shall bid our lovely listeners adieu and hope they have a happy, happy Wednesday ♥.

Kūkaku: I know I won't.

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