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fandom_radio2011-04-05 12:08 am
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Fando Radio, Tuesday, April 5th
Okay, okay, I'm back in town. So what's going on? .... People were what this weekend? ..... Huh. Glad I wasn't here. Die young and pretty so I don't end up crazy like Tom Cruise, you know? .... Yeah, die young again. Whatever. Let's get this rolling so we can get everyone back on schedule, okay?
School
Tight Situations was a little inspired by what kind of tough situations it sounds like you guys had this past weekend. At least I know why I don't remember what I did. Let's just say it's illegal and there was a recent Oscar host involved. He wasn't even supposed to be at the party, he just showed up. Anyway, all the students either listened to the lecture or did their best to pretend nothing happened and then they had to get a simulated cup of coffee in front of a bunch of people who know things about their last night that they didn't.
Advanced Driver's Ed got to play with some remote control cars. And when I say "play" I mean "crash. After the class, Rose stopped by to talk to Bond.
Science of Sexuality had a movie day and we know what that means: porn. .... It wasn't porn? Rip off. Poor kids thought they were going to watch porn.
Teamwork 101 taught everyone how to make sure you keep your friends after graduation. I have a suggestion, too! Join a villain team together. I don't even like the douchebags I've worked with, but I had to get along with them. That's almost the same thing. In case that's not enough advice, the students listened to the lecture before paring up to talk about how well the future versions of them did at keeping in touch, then got together for some fundraising. Chloe, Karla, and Tahiri were in one group. Effy, Momoko, and Triela were in another group whose parents gave them funny names. Effy and Momoko talked about how neither of them remembered the weekend, which sounds like it either won't help raise funds, or it could raise A LOT of funds depending on what the story is. Hint. It's probably not raising a lot of funds. And Jason, Squall, and Wesley rounded things out.
Over in the school office there was green stuff, an apple, and a bunch of hungover people. Sounds like the world's worst orgy.
Dorms
... which seem a little quiet today for some reason.
Cara got back to her room muddy and tired and collapsed on her bed. Kate was in her own room, relaxing on her bed when Bod came in to talk about their futures and make sure she was okay.
Luke was moody in his room as he listened to music, returned some games, and cleaned because he's a teenager and they get moody. Percy walked in and talked about how Luke slept all weekend and how Percy had a wife and kids in the future. Hey. Moody. Gets dumped. Ever think of turning evil out of spite?
Sookie was accepted to a real college and shrieked about it, which made Kennedy come by to make sure she was okay, then think about colleges for herself. Bobby, meanwhile, had ice cream that was random or not, I don't know.
Nathan was emo and talked about death and stuff, but Caroline was a good friend and put blood on him before apologizing for the weekend. And Bruce was boring in his room.
Town
A bunch of people woke up together in hotel rooms. Here's the run down. Just assume nudity:
Arthur snuggled with Merlin, but he snored, so Merlin woke up. Jacob woke up with Caroline and they talked about the weekend and Nathan and made out a bit before he left. Dinah and Priestly woke up in the Pillow Suite, which was a shame since Dinah has a boyfriend. They panicked and talked a bit before Dinah left. Nico and Jason woke up with hazy memories of facial hair and being dead.
And let's just assume that everyone else woke up naked and together since I wasn't around. Lame.
Lacey was tired at Luke's. Jake was calling Tino 'Sookie' at Caritas.... Wait, that's not it? .... What the hell is "sooking"? .... My version makes more sense.
Dani was in the Gig's stables. Alex searched for wizard competitions at the Magic Box.... Maybe she should think outside the box. I wrote that myself.
Rose spent some time at Atlas Gym feeling okay with the weekend. Then she worked out with Dimitri before accusing him of holding back. And then she caught up with Jaina and told her that she didn't want to be in Fandom. You and me both. You don't know what kind of parties that certain Oscar host can have.
And then late, Dite did some paperwork at her sex store. Sure. "Paperwork." And then Dinah called to talk about the weekend.
Okay, I'm out of here. Back to a normal schedule next week.
School
Tight Situations was a little inspired by what kind of tough situations it sounds like you guys had this past weekend. At least I know why I don't remember what I did. Let's just say it's illegal and there was a recent Oscar host involved. He wasn't even supposed to be at the party, he just showed up. Anyway, all the students either listened to the lecture or did their best to pretend nothing happened and then they had to get a simulated cup of coffee in front of a bunch of people who know things about their last night that they didn't.
Advanced Driver's Ed got to play with some remote control cars. And when I say "play" I mean "crash. After the class, Rose stopped by to talk to Bond.
Science of Sexuality had a movie day and we know what that means: porn. .... It wasn't porn? Rip off. Poor kids thought they were going to watch porn.
Teamwork 101 taught everyone how to make sure you keep your friends after graduation. I have a suggestion, too! Join a villain team together. I don't even like the douchebags I've worked with, but I had to get along with them. That's almost the same thing. In case that's not enough advice, the students listened to the lecture before paring up to talk about how well the future versions of them did at keeping in touch, then got together for some fundraising. Chloe, Karla, and Tahiri were in one group. Effy, Momoko, and Triela were in another group whose parents gave them funny names. Effy and Momoko talked about how neither of them remembered the weekend, which sounds like it either won't help raise funds, or it could raise A LOT of funds depending on what the story is. Hint. It's probably not raising a lot of funds. And Jason, Squall, and Wesley rounded things out.
Over in the school office there was green stuff, an apple, and a bunch of hungover people. Sounds like the world's worst orgy.
Dorms
... which seem a little quiet today for some reason.
Cara got back to her room muddy and tired and collapsed on her bed. Kate was in her own room, relaxing on her bed when Bod came in to talk about their futures and make sure she was okay.
Luke was moody in his room as he listened to music, returned some games, and cleaned because he's a teenager and they get moody. Percy walked in and talked about how Luke slept all weekend and how Percy had a wife and kids in the future. Hey. Moody. Gets dumped. Ever think of turning evil out of spite?
Sookie was accepted to a real college and shrieked about it, which made Kennedy come by to make sure she was okay, then think about colleges for herself. Bobby, meanwhile, had ice cream that was random or not, I don't know.
Nathan was emo and talked about death and stuff, but Caroline was a good friend and put blood on him before apologizing for the weekend. And Bruce was boring in his room.
Town
A bunch of people woke up together in hotel rooms. Here's the run down. Just assume nudity:
Arthur snuggled with Merlin, but he snored, so Merlin woke up. Jacob woke up with Caroline and they talked about the weekend and Nathan and made out a bit before he left. Dinah and Priestly woke up in the Pillow Suite, which was a shame since Dinah has a boyfriend. They panicked and talked a bit before Dinah left. Nico and Jason woke up with hazy memories of facial hair and being dead.
And let's just assume that everyone else woke up naked and together since I wasn't around. Lame.
Lacey was tired at Luke's. Jake was calling Tino 'Sookie' at Caritas.... Wait, that's not it? .... What the hell is "sooking"? .... My version makes more sense.
Dani was in the Gig's stables. Alex searched for wizard competitions at the Magic Box.... Maybe she should think outside the box. I wrote that myself.
Rose spent some time at Atlas Gym feeling okay with the weekend. Then she worked out with Dimitri before accusing him of holding back. And then she caught up with Jaina and told her that she didn't want to be in Fandom. You and me both. You don't know what kind of parties that certain Oscar host can have.
And then late, Dite did some paperwork at her sex store. Sure. "Paperwork." And then Dinah called to talk about the weekend.
Okay, I'm out of here. Back to a normal schedule next week.