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Fandom Radio :: Thursday, March 24
I say, I say, how is the good land of Fandom today? I am Captain James Hook, and I must say I had a lovely time last night. But I suppose I am getting ahead of myself. After all, I am here to deliver the news. And deliver it I shall.
We begin again with news of The School.
Extreme Physical Education went snorkeling in simulated Bahamas. Were these shark infested waters? What exactly made it so extreme? The Science of Psionics covered brain activity today. I hope Jason Todd isn't in that class, the boy doesn't have any. Raven and Emma had a battle of glances during class, while others discussed the biology of the matter. And at the conclusion of the class, Young Emma went to the instructor for more information on the brain scanner.
What Not to Do in a Fight watched a movie. Something one probably should not do in a fight. Home Ec covered the fine art of roasting, and they all roasted carrots. After class, young Tony visited the teacher to ask for lessons in how to fight. Perhaps you signed up for the wrong course, Tony.
Gabrielle got seasick thanks to floating books in the library, and Squall came in to find out about time travel. Well, there's a subject one doesn't find in the normal library. Perhaps he should consult with the AV Club fellows, who played with video cameras this week. Ah, wasted youth.
Which brings us to Dorm news, of course.
Those leaders of cheer continued their weekly meetings, with stretching, and working, and discussing and coaching and lest we not forget watching.
In the second floor common room, Ender watched a cartoon he disliked. One wonders what made him continue to watch it. Alex joined the lad and they discussed Shakespeare being a Bee Ahy Emm Eff. Whatever that stands for. Alex also discussed mating habits of smurfs with Juliet, in a showing of bad form. Then Tony and Ender discussed Tony's chances in a fight with young Ben, and Ben's terrible taste in cartoons.
Perhaps this is why you will be getting into a fight with him, talking about him behind his back... under the watchful gaze of my lovely squirrel companions.
Tony and Alex talked about Tony's lack of a large circle of friends, before Alex gave the lad dating advice.
Tony, whatever you do, do not mention the mating habits of smurfs to anyone. That is a terrible idea.
Tony did talk about fashion with Juliet, before they argued and Juliet insulted Tony's hair. Poor showing, lad. Perhaps you're getting advice from the wrong person. Juliet and Ender met and discussed the whimsical nature of the island. And then Firekeeper and Ender discussed cartoons as well.
It's a good thing you're all so engrossed in your studies.
At least the Magic Reserves and Support Services discussed the importance of communication, where they ate cookies and discussed communications, played charades, talked to kittens. The most sensible person was Squall, who approached Tara for help fighting a sorceress.
Very interesting. Very, very interesting.
And now finally, The Town.
Hank Venture, pillar of brilliance, ate random cheese at Turtle and Canary. Alexander finally was scared of a different type of statue, this time a bunny. What a steely-nerved prince you are, lad. William worked with a computer at Fixxer-Uppers, as did Kate over at the Mystery Sign Theatre.
Over at The Devils Nest, Jessica enjoyed her music, while Eric looked thoughtful. Over at Caritas, Nathan played with his phone until interrupted by a trio of young women, Effy, Ramona, and Caroline, all of whom had varying degrees of Nathan's charm sputtered at them. Oh, lad, you never learn.
And finally, there was an amazing and educational gathering hosted by Mr. Deadpool at the Commmunity Center. Reno had the show explained to him, as did yours truly. Summer Pitt brought popcorn and planned to form a biker gang. I missed that part of the festivities.
Robin who is a lady brought a dog named Popcorn who watched along with her. She also declared Mr. Deadpool her knight of beer after a lengthy conversation involving princesses. Jaina pitied the dog, but Robin assured her it was fine. Postman Manheim joined the group and learned that Mr. Deadpool is a Canadian superhero, or at least that is the explanation for his outfit. Alex Cabot expected an emergency, but then discovered it was merely a social gathering. Mr. Deadpool placated her with alcohol. The Librarian came in, complaining about being bored. That's what you get for being a librarian, sir. Mr. Deadpool also placated him with beer, before Dani arrived, wishing the models on the TV were men in speedos.
A perfectly healthy wish.
And with that, however, the circuit of news is complete. It is time for you all to rush off to your classes for the young, and for the less-young, time to go about your working day. This is Captain James Hook, and we now set sail for... adventure!
We begin again with news of The School.
Extreme Physical Education went snorkeling in simulated Bahamas. Were these shark infested waters? What exactly made it so extreme? The Science of Psionics covered brain activity today. I hope Jason Todd isn't in that class, the boy doesn't have any. Raven and Emma had a battle of glances during class, while others discussed the biology of the matter. And at the conclusion of the class, Young Emma went to the instructor for more information on the brain scanner.
What Not to Do in a Fight watched a movie. Something one probably should not do in a fight. Home Ec covered the fine art of roasting, and they all roasted carrots. After class, young Tony visited the teacher to ask for lessons in how to fight. Perhaps you signed up for the wrong course, Tony.
Gabrielle got seasick thanks to floating books in the library, and Squall came in to find out about time travel. Well, there's a subject one doesn't find in the normal library. Perhaps he should consult with the AV Club fellows, who played with video cameras this week. Ah, wasted youth.
Which brings us to Dorm news, of course.
Those leaders of cheer continued their weekly meetings, with stretching, and working, and discussing and coaching and lest we not forget watching.
In the second floor common room, Ender watched a cartoon he disliked. One wonders what made him continue to watch it. Alex joined the lad and they discussed Shakespeare being a Bee Ahy Emm Eff. Whatever that stands for. Alex also discussed mating habits of smurfs with Juliet, in a showing of bad form. Then Tony and Ender discussed Tony's chances in a fight with young Ben, and Ben's terrible taste in cartoons.
Perhaps this is why you will be getting into a fight with him, talking about him behind his back... under the watchful gaze of my lovely squirrel companions.
Tony and Alex talked about Tony's lack of a large circle of friends, before Alex gave the lad dating advice.
Tony, whatever you do, do not mention the mating habits of smurfs to anyone. That is a terrible idea.
Tony did talk about fashion with Juliet, before they argued and Juliet insulted Tony's hair. Poor showing, lad. Perhaps you're getting advice from the wrong person. Juliet and Ender met and discussed the whimsical nature of the island. And then Firekeeper and Ender discussed cartoons as well.
It's a good thing you're all so engrossed in your studies.
At least the Magic Reserves and Support Services discussed the importance of communication, where they ate cookies and discussed communications, played charades, talked to kittens. The most sensible person was Squall, who approached Tara for help fighting a sorceress.
Very interesting. Very, very interesting.
And now finally, The Town.
Hank Venture, pillar of brilliance, ate random cheese at Turtle and Canary. Alexander finally was scared of a different type of statue, this time a bunny. What a steely-nerved prince you are, lad. William worked with a computer at Fixxer-Uppers, as did Kate over at the Mystery Sign Theatre.
Over at The Devils Nest, Jessica enjoyed her music, while Eric looked thoughtful. Over at Caritas, Nathan played with his phone until interrupted by a trio of young women, Effy, Ramona, and Caroline, all of whom had varying degrees of Nathan's charm sputtered at them. Oh, lad, you never learn.
And finally, there was an amazing and educational gathering hosted by Mr. Deadpool at the Commmunity Center. Reno had the show explained to him, as did yours truly. Summer Pitt brought popcorn and planned to form a biker gang. I missed that part of the festivities.
Robin who is a lady brought a dog named Popcorn who watched along with her. She also declared Mr. Deadpool her knight of beer after a lengthy conversation involving princesses. Jaina pitied the dog, but Robin assured her it was fine. Postman Manheim joined the group and learned that Mr. Deadpool is a Canadian superhero, or at least that is the explanation for his outfit. Alex Cabot expected an emergency, but then discovered it was merely a social gathering. Mr. Deadpool placated her with alcohol. The Librarian came in, complaining about being bored. That's what you get for being a librarian, sir. Mr. Deadpool also placated him with beer, before Dani arrived, wishing the models on the TV were men in speedos.
A perfectly healthy wish.
And with that, however, the circuit of news is complete. It is time for you all to rush off to your classes for the young, and for the less-young, time to go about your working day. This is Captain James Hook, and we now set sail for... adventure!