http://boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-03-23 09:34 am

Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, March 23.

Shunsui: Good morning, fabulous Fandom Island ♥. Are you ready for your radiant radio report ♥? I know I am ♥! I have my sake, I have my beautiful cohost, and I have a squadron of squirrels eager to sip and serve ♥! Let us begin ♥!



Shunsui: Ahhh, our fair SCHOOL ♥! I pray for the day when Kūkaku-chan graces me with her cupcakes as she did for her Chemistry class yesterday ♥. The students got scrumptous sugary sweets while testing for acids and bases ♥. Elle-chan informs Tony that he shouldn't play with his papers and they partnered up...and maybe made some chemistry, hmmmm ♥?

Kūkaku:: Urg. Cindy was out for Intro to the 21st Century, so Jaime took over; they got to discuss portable electronics.

Shunsui: Science with the Exclamation Marks rocked it out today, as Rikku-chan lead the students in testing rocks and minerals ♥. They even got to share their identification experiences ♥.

Kūkaku: Paranormal Activity talked zombies and got to play zombie video games because those are so realistic and everythin'. Dru was a little unsettled, so Raven talked to her about experiences with zombies and vampires and ghoulies, oh my. Kennedy also checked up on Dru to help remind her that it's just a video game.

And then Kyōraku's dumb class talked about being conscientious objectors. Hey. I'ma conscientious objector to this whole radio shit; does that mean I can leave?

Shunsui: Err....um, well, if you are, then you'll have to serve in some other civic duty ♥. Like--

Kūkaku: Don't say it. I get it. I'll stay, I'll stay. Office hours. Crichton takes a nap. Mr. Popular watches the door. Because he knows people're gonna go through it. Like Raven, who chats siblings an' sins, and Katniss to let him know she's participating in the Quarter Quell.

Shunsui: Dirty ♥?

Kūkaku: I highly doubt it.

Shunsui: Ah, well ♥! Rinoa-chan was busy, busy, busy as usual at the library, while Henry the Librarian repaired some books ♥.

Kūkaku: At the newspaper meeting, Cally announced a shift in deadline dates, and in the Reserves, Kennedy and Maladicta lead the group in a game of strategic tug of war--

Shunsui: I like to call that se--

Kūkaku: No one needs to know that. Kappa Delta Gremlin had planning and s'mores out on the deck; Rilla is an idiot and needed to know what it means to 'hit him where it counts' and Elphaba is a little skeptical on the date auction idea.

Shunsui: In the DORMS, Raven-chan is getting ready for a very exciting daaa~ate with Jono ♥. They teleport out before Ariel-chan can show up and pout at them, but, really, perhaps you should just bring her along ♥.

Kūkaku: In less disturbin' suggestions, but only slightly less, Rilla is in the fifth floor common room taking Cosmo quizzes...

Shunsui: You're just upset because you can hold a magazine and a pen at the same time ♥.

Kūkaku: Oh, yeah, totally heartbroken I can't have some magazine tell me what I need to do to spice up my sex life...Bod tries to help, but he has no idea what Twitter or Diddy means, either.

Shunsui: I think it's when you--

Kūkaku: Don't. Bruce is more helpful in explaining that Twitter is not whatever disgusting thing was about to exit my cohost's mouth. Scully offers to make popcorn and tells Rilla she shouldn't take the quizzes seriously....if this Rilla girl needs to be told that, I really worry about this Rilla girl. This Elphaba's not much better; she boggles at the magazine's content and purpose, and then William proves to be a card-carrying member of the nerd brigade by wanting to share with Rilla his magazine about PCs.

Shunsui: And off in our fair TOWN yesterday, Raven-chan had soothing music as she searched some hotels online at Dite's Decadent Delights...sounds like someone might have a good evening in the works ♥! And perhaps there's something good in the works at Pixie Dust, as well, when Chuck swings by to see Ariel-chan for a little...ahem, pick-me-up ♥! Mary-chan is an expert at ignoring Gunther at the hotel, but she certainly doesn't ignore Mannheim when he shows up to make sure the bill for the stripper pole and all the booze his guests may have used was covered ♥! Sounds like my kind of guests ♥! Meanwhile, Millie-chan was doing a good job keeping the clinic tidy now that she works there on Tuesdays ♥. Maybe I shall have to swing by...♥.

Kūkaku: If ya need help with that, I know some great places to put a bomb. And, because this place needs more booze, the bars. There was Reggae, French lit, and a lurking proprietor for Emma at the Devil's Nest. In less bar related news, Jaina is going insane due to a new annoying ringtone.



Shunsui: *starts humming*

Kūkaku: Don't. You. Even. Start. It's bad enough I have to do this, but now I'm leaving with that damn song stuck in my head...

Shunsui: You're welcome ♥! Today it is Wednesday ♥. Tomorrow, it is Thursday...

Kūkaku: You are an evil, terrible man.

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