http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-03-22 10:47 am
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Pirate Radio [Tuesday, March 22, 2011]

Good morning, me hearties! The sun is up, the birds are tweeting, seven separate squirrels are suffering from hay fever...it must be spring. And everyone knows what spring means: marauding season on the open seas begins!

*chittering*

What do you mean, ye don't celebrate that any more? There's no sense of tradition today.

In classes yesterday, Getting out of Tight Situations fought a rancor. Long a. Raaaaaaaaaaaancor.Still no idea what it is, but it seemed to require that Jacob take his clothes off--much to Dru's interest--and Ben wondered if he got a prize if he beat his father's time in defeating a rancor. So everyone go find Ben and ask what a rancor is. Ender stayed after to tell Jaina that he also knew what a rancor was, thanks to Ben's naught the skill t' pick a vacation spot.

Teamwork today was Rikku without Reno talking about working alone before the students broke into their usual groups and worked on their Give Captain Jack Sparrow Giant Piles of Gold fundraising. Or at least that's what I assume. And Rikku assured Momoko that missing science class today for a holiday at home would certainly get her failed. Excellent work, Rikku!

*chittering*

I cannot figure out sarcasm in your squirrel scratches. Fighting with Powers learned about people who can walk through walls--we call them ghosts --and how t' fight them, and then, well, fought them, and Science of Sexuality talked about primary and secondary sexual characteristics. I'm a man, so i have--

*extended period of radio feedback*

--and now you know! And Cally has small boobs. I'm sure she wanted that announced. Advanced Drivers' Ed raced rickshaws through a fake version of town, Young William took time from watching the French and English language books fight each other in the library to aid Elphaba in finding a children's story about a wizard in Oz, and the office was full of cheese yesterday. The staff was taking steps, which I can only assume to mean there will soon be invitations to a fondue party for all of us.

The manly men of KKG were posing for photographs for their calendar, but the photographer seemed rather--

*laughter*

--focused on their bottoms and other such parts. Ben needed to explain that his lightsaber was not a metaphor.

In the dorms, Leda turned into a cat in the middle of the night and awoke to do kitty things --which I assume included a trip to a litter box and shredding a houseplant--before wandering off. Scully was in her room doing research before Raven stopped over. Luke was in the salle working with some practice dummies before some actual dummies in the forms of Percy and Katniss arrived. Hush, I'm a pirate, I'm supposed to be mean. No one ever hands over treasure if you ask to share it.

Peter was in the third floor common room last night watching wrestling on television, and Ramona came in to question his taste and wonder about the spines of the participants.

And in town, the only part of the island that matters--it says so on the brochures I fixed--Dani was proofreading something from a consultant at the Gig and I only understood about half of those words so we're moving on. Jono won his staring competition against a...paper cutout of Justin Bieber. The bright side of this news story is that the Justin Bieber then burst into flame. Ben interrupted Ender's quiet day at Fixer-Uppers by yelling about a gun, Lacey was laughing at her computer at the diner, and Quinn was most put-out that while the hotel smelled like bacon, there was none to be found there today.

Jake was throwing books at Caritas--did ye hit a zombie, mate?--and I was singing at the Devil's Nest, where Jaina bypassed me entirely in order to flirt with my boss. I'll not hold it against her this time.

And that's all for the day! Remember that St Patrick's Day has passed, so anything green in the cafeteria is not festive, it's just old.

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