fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, March 20th

It's a quick and easy morning at the news desk today, Fandom. I'm Lucas Lee for WTFH radio and you people apparently stayed inside yesterday. Good. It means I didn't have to see any of you while I was skating around the island earlier. So let's do this.

Nobody was at the school today, so let's jump straight to...

Dorms

Kennedy was having a one-sided staring contest with her laptop in her room when Tara stopped by to tempt her into going out to get fast food. That's how it starts. Then she's making out with some other girl and then years later you join an evil organization. Not that I'm complaining. Then Wesley stopped in to gape at her reading and talk about Cordelia and how much Watchers suck.

Momoko made some homemade enchiladas and brought them over to Jaime's room. It was a pleasant surprise for Jaime and there was some light near-slapstick and non-comedic kissing.

Out on the deck, Caroline was reading, tanning, and moping. The notes say she wasn't, but they're pretty much nudging and winking, so let's call it what it is. Moping. Nathan stumbled across her and they decided to be passive aggressive and ignore each other. Then they ditched the passive to just get aggressive and argue. It's a slow news day, so I'm going to say that either somebody died or had sex. The squirrels didn't say those things DIDN'T HAPPEN. *squirrel chittering* Shut up. I'm evil. I don't have to listen to you. Bobby McCallister wandered over and talked about books with Caroline - skip books, stick to entertainment magazines, kids - before she tells him how cute he'll be in the future. Come on, pinch his cheeks. He's adorable now. *squirrel chittering* No, I've never met him. I'm just pointing out that she's saying he's ugly now. *squirrel chittering* Shut up. I haven't had much luck getting evil minions, I've got to start somewhere. And then Caroline caught up with Jacob and told him boys were jerks and then they arm wrestled. Jacob won. That's what you get for calling boys jerks!

And then in the evening, Elphaba watched The Wizard of Oz in the fourth floor common room. Word has it, she was upset about it. Nobody would complain if you gave into some petty vandalism and broke the TV. Eeeeevil.

Town

Leo was playing with fire over at Fixxer-Uppers. By which I mean he was using a blowtorch on a model ship. Look, not all of my jokes can be winners. I'm not Affleck. I'm better at reading than I am at writing. Also, I'm younger, have better facial hair, and he doesn't know a skateboard from a punch in the face.

Hannibal visited the park this afternoon and bummed around on a bench. Kate and Mitchell find him there and Mitchell declares that Hannibal's human again. Good for you. We all knew you could do it. *squirrel chittering* No, I don't know who he is. He's visiting the island, okay? I've been here for two months. Give me a break Anyway, everyone talked about Kate's future in Kansas. Really? That's worse than going to Canada.

The Devil's Nest had a DJ playing a bunch of versions of 'Friday' which pissed Eric off. But I approve. But if ANYONE mentions ANYTHING to me about today coming afterwards, I swear they'll need to stop by the clinic to fix a broken jaw. Just because I approve of other people having to deal with it, that doesn't mean I like that crap. Especially the part with the rapping guy. If I ever see him, he's a dead man. Anyway, Mitchell came in and he and Eric decided to beat up the DJ and break his CDs. And I thought G-Man was rough on his employees....

Tino was experimenting with drink mixes at Caritas, and Jaina decided not to drink any of them. No employees were assaulted. Tahiri came in to tell Jaina about Leia and whether or not they should have told her what the future had in store for her.

And the answer is no. It's way too much fun to know somebody's future. Not that I know anything about that. Heh.

Okay, get on with your day, everyone. We're done here.