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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, March 09.
Shunsui: Good morning, Fandom Island ♥! Welcome to another thrilling installation of What Happened on Tuesday ♥! I hope you're as excited as I am ♥.
Kūkaku: Oh, you know I'm just thrilled...
Shunsui: That's the spirit, Kūkaku-chan ♥! I knew you'd come around eventually ♥!
Kūkaku: Here, lemme introduce you to my friend, sarcasm.
Shunsui: Does your friend sarcasm live in that glorious canyon between your br--
Kūkaku: More like in my fist in your face, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: Saucy ♥! Let's just get to the notes, then, shall we ♥?
Shunsui: Starting, of course, with OUR LOVELY SCHOOL, Kūkaku-chan surprised and delighted her Chemistry class with a pop quiz ♥!
Kūkaku: And most of those kids were actually delighted, too. My students are all big fat nerds.
Shunsui: I'd be a nerd if I were in your class, too, Kūkaku-chan ♥. In a class taught by another beautiful teacher I'd easily go nerdy for, Cindy-chan taught her Introduction to the 21st Century class about handy appliances that do things like help them clean ♥! But William and Rilla-chan think that's what housekeepers are for ♥.
Rikku-chan leader Science is Awesome Exclamation Mark Exclamation Mark learns what happens when you give a teddy bear potassium chlorate....Er, what happens, Kūkaku-chan?
Kūkaku: Eh he he.
Shunsui:....that poor, poor gummy bear. Er, um, they also did more experiments with zinc and sulfuric acid, magnesium and hot water, and alkali metals and water. The grin on my beautiful cohost's face is making me concerned about what the results of these experiments were.
Kūkaku: Yeah, well, at least yer finally lookin' at my face, jerkwad. Saltzman assigned his Paranormal Activity students to a Greek Mythology creature for research.
Shunsui: Ahhh, but it's all Greek to me ♥!
Kūkaku: I think that joke is actually older than we are, wow. And, finally, in Kyōraku's stupid class, they actually did something interesting by learning about Aikido.
In office news, Crichton played with games meant for kids, and, speaking of kids, Mr. Popular was checkin' out parenting websites. If I find out this is 'cause another one of those weekends is coming, I'm bombing his office. I don't care if that's a threat. It's not like I'm unfamiliar with jail at this point. Kinda [BEEP]in' cozy, really. Jaina stopped by to learn about a lesson plan on wrath and inform him about someone named Zekk comin' for the weekend. Crichton got bored playin' with himself and went to play name-calling games with Skywalker instead. Squall had problems, and Mr. Popular's just where kids go when they have problems, and Deadpool wanted to whine about Cable's dad comin' in.
Shunsui: Poor Rinoa-chan wasn't feeling very well in the library, and Cally-chan sent out an email cancelling the newspaper meeting due to the impending weekend ♥. The Lovely ladies of Kappa Delta Gremlin met in the gym to do yoga--
Kūkaku: How do you keep getting those notes? Give me that. They did yoga and plan for a fun run, and, seriously, you guys had to have meetings one days when Pervy McGee is reportin', didn't ya? Keep it up an' I'm gonna be able to go swimmin' in drool. And in the group that's makes me feel a little less like we're gonna get a visit from Chris Hansen, the Fighting Reserves talked about angry birds. Screw you. I'm not sayin' it in all caps. I don't care how pissed off those birds are. Let's see how they feel after I try to blow them up with fireworks. Wesley preened at Kennedy for killin' a demon. Good job, Wesley. Now go talk to the demons on the island about how they fell about that.
Shunsui: Moving on to the quiet day in THE DORMS< Ender's up on the roof, brooding a little, and Leda-chan was being much more fun in the rec room with rock and roll video games ♥.
Kūkaku: You only say that because you've clearly never had a good brood, and Leda's a girl.
Shunsui: Pish-posh ♥. Over in our FAIR TOWN, Ariel-chan's trying on outfits at Pixie Dust ♥, and George-chan didn't make it into work at the store today....I hope everything's okay...and at the Arms Hotel, Mary-chan's turned into a blue-footed booby ♥. Heeeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: And my cohost is apparently twelve years old. Jono went to Wellspring Arms to do some trainin' on holding back his powers and not blowing himself up anymore, even if Cable was impressed that he could do that and put himself back together again. Big deal. I do that all the time.
Shunsui: Er, um, except the putting yourself back together part...
Kūkaku: Cram it, Kyōraku, I still got all the important parts.
Shunsui: That you do ♥! Caroline-chan found Nathan at Fast Eddie's for some nacho stealing and teasing about bowling that's sure to blossom into romance ♥.
Kūkaku: Because bowling. Yeah. Really [BEEP]in' romantic. At least it's better'n hangin' out in a graveyard like Bod. Chrono decided to check it out and comment on Bod's choice of stompin' ground and they get to chattin'. Caroline showed up to wonder why he wasn't partying for Mardi Gras, but, you know, if she's there to ask him that, she's not partyin' much, either.
Shunsui: Oh, drat! I knew I forgot something today...Do you know how many beads I have ♥?
Kūkaku: No, and I don't care. Robin flicked wrappers into cups at Caritas, and over in the other bar...
Shunsui: There's another bar ♥ ♥ ♥?
Kūkaku: Yep. Called the Devil's Nest.
Shunsui: I love this island ♥.
Kūkaku: Who can't love a place that facilitates alcoholic pervert hippies? Anyway, it's Emma's first day, since the place just freakin' opened, and Sookie. just marvels that Emma even got a job, even if Emma's holdin' back any perks for Sookie. Eric in the VIP section ain't given her any perks, either, because he likes lookin' good an' not gettin' arrested. Hey. Don't knock it until ya try it.
Shunsui: Notes are done ♥! Kūkaku-chan, breakfast ♥?
Kūkaku: What did I say last week, Kyōraku?
Shunsui: Why, I do believe you said, I cannot wait to have breakfast with you, Shunsui, you hairy sexy beast of man, but we must wait, for I love the anticip--
Kūkaku: Nice try, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: --pation. Ahh, and there she goes ♥. One day, Kūkaku-chan, one day ♥. Unitl then, Fandom Island, have a wonderful Wednesday ♥!
♥CLICK!♥
Kūkaku: Oh, you know I'm just thrilled...
Shunsui: That's the spirit, Kūkaku-chan ♥! I knew you'd come around eventually ♥!
Kūkaku: Here, lemme introduce you to my friend, sarcasm.
Shunsui: Does your friend sarcasm live in that glorious canyon between your br--
Kūkaku: More like in my fist in your face, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: Saucy ♥! Let's just get to the notes, then, shall we ♥?
Shunsui: Starting, of course, with OUR LOVELY SCHOOL, Kūkaku-chan surprised and delighted her Chemistry class with a pop quiz ♥!
Kūkaku: And most of those kids were actually delighted, too. My students are all big fat nerds.
Shunsui: I'd be a nerd if I were in your class, too, Kūkaku-chan ♥. In a class taught by another beautiful teacher I'd easily go nerdy for, Cindy-chan taught her Introduction to the 21st Century class about handy appliances that do things like help them clean ♥! But William and Rilla-chan think that's what housekeepers are for ♥.
Rikku-chan leader Science is Awesome Exclamation Mark Exclamation Mark learns what happens when you give a teddy bear potassium chlorate....Er, what happens, Kūkaku-chan?
Kūkaku: Eh he he.
Shunsui:....that poor, poor gummy bear. Er, um, they also did more experiments with zinc and sulfuric acid, magnesium and hot water, and alkali metals and water. The grin on my beautiful cohost's face is making me concerned about what the results of these experiments were.
Kūkaku: Yeah, well, at least yer finally lookin' at my face, jerkwad. Saltzman assigned his Paranormal Activity students to a Greek Mythology creature for research.
Shunsui: Ahhh, but it's all Greek to me ♥!
Kūkaku: I think that joke is actually older than we are, wow. And, finally, in Kyōraku's stupid class, they actually did something interesting by learning about Aikido.
In office news, Crichton played with games meant for kids, and, speaking of kids, Mr. Popular was checkin' out parenting websites. If I find out this is 'cause another one of those weekends is coming, I'm bombing his office. I don't care if that's a threat. It's not like I'm unfamiliar with jail at this point. Kinda [BEEP]in' cozy, really. Jaina stopped by to learn about a lesson plan on wrath and inform him about someone named Zekk comin' for the weekend. Crichton got bored playin' with himself and went to play name-calling games with Skywalker instead. Squall had problems, and Mr. Popular's just where kids go when they have problems, and Deadpool wanted to whine about Cable's dad comin' in.
Shunsui: Poor Rinoa-chan wasn't feeling very well in the library, and Cally-chan sent out an email cancelling the newspaper meeting due to the impending weekend ♥. The Lovely ladies of Kappa Delta Gremlin met in the gym to do yoga--
Kūkaku: How do you keep getting those notes? Give me that. They did yoga and plan for a fun run, and, seriously, you guys had to have meetings one days when Pervy McGee is reportin', didn't ya? Keep it up an' I'm gonna be able to go swimmin' in drool. And in the group that's makes me feel a little less like we're gonna get a visit from Chris Hansen, the Fighting Reserves talked about angry birds. Screw you. I'm not sayin' it in all caps. I don't care how pissed off those birds are. Let's see how they feel after I try to blow them up with fireworks. Wesley preened at Kennedy for killin' a demon. Good job, Wesley. Now go talk to the demons on the island about how they fell about that.
Shunsui: Moving on to the quiet day in THE DORMS< Ender's up on the roof, brooding a little, and Leda-chan was being much more fun in the rec room with rock and roll video games ♥.
Kūkaku: You only say that because you've clearly never had a good brood, and Leda's a girl.
Shunsui: Pish-posh ♥. Over in our FAIR TOWN, Ariel-chan's trying on outfits at Pixie Dust ♥, and George-chan didn't make it into work at the store today....I hope everything's okay...and at the Arms Hotel, Mary-chan's turned into a blue-footed booby ♥. Heeeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: And my cohost is apparently twelve years old. Jono went to Wellspring Arms to do some trainin' on holding back his powers and not blowing himself up anymore, even if Cable was impressed that he could do that and put himself back together again. Big deal. I do that all the time.
Shunsui: Er, um, except the putting yourself back together part...
Kūkaku: Cram it, Kyōraku, I still got all the important parts.
Shunsui: That you do ♥! Caroline-chan found Nathan at Fast Eddie's for some nacho stealing and teasing about bowling that's sure to blossom into romance ♥.
Kūkaku: Because bowling. Yeah. Really [BEEP]in' romantic. At least it's better'n hangin' out in a graveyard like Bod. Chrono decided to check it out and comment on Bod's choice of stompin' ground and they get to chattin'. Caroline showed up to wonder why he wasn't partying for Mardi Gras, but, you know, if she's there to ask him that, she's not partyin' much, either.
Shunsui: Oh, drat! I knew I forgot something today...Do you know how many beads I have ♥?
Kūkaku: No, and I don't care. Robin flicked wrappers into cups at Caritas, and over in the other bar...
Shunsui: There's another bar ♥ ♥ ♥?
Kūkaku: Yep. Called the Devil's Nest.
Shunsui: I love this island ♥.
Kūkaku: Who can't love a place that facilitates alcoholic pervert hippies? Anyway, it's Emma's first day, since the place just freakin' opened, and Sookie. just marvels that Emma even got a job, even if Emma's holdin' back any perks for Sookie. Eric in the VIP section ain't given her any perks, either, because he likes lookin' good an' not gettin' arrested. Hey. Don't knock it until ya try it.
Shunsui: Notes are done ♥! Kūkaku-chan, breakfast ♥?
Kūkaku: What did I say last week, Kyōraku?
Shunsui: Why, I do believe you said, I cannot wait to have breakfast with you, Shunsui, you hairy sexy beast of man, but we must wait, for I love the anticip--
Kūkaku: Nice try, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: --pation. Ahh, and there she goes ♥. One day, Kūkaku-chan, one day ♥. Unitl then, Fandom Island, have a wonderful Wednesday ♥!
♥CLICK!♥