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fandom_radio2011-02-06 10:33 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, February 6th
Let's keep it simple, people. This town isn't the best place to meet loose women. Makes me wonder why anyone even goes to school here. There more you know. Happy with that? Let's just hit the news. I can still catch a portal out to Dallas if we wrap this up fast enough and then I can try to pick up a skanky cheerleader.
No school notes because you people have learned. Two weeks straight. Grats.
Dorms
Sov spent the morning bugging Hank about weekend plans. Hank let Sov know that he was hitting up the three minute dates, then Sov told Hank to shove off for a couple days, possibly because Sov is a werewolf. That's apparently Hank's speculation, not mine. But I guess it makes some sense. In the afternoon, Sov spent some time wrapped in a blanket. Probably not because there was werewolf hair sprouting up all over, but I can't completely rule it out. And in the evening, Sookie made a phone call about somebody who's in town. It better be because you sent some DVDs of The Game is Over 2 to your friends. And then Bobby came by after a boy's night out and Sookie asked him to be her hired muscle on a visit back home.
Town
Jane Porter opened up Turtle & Canary and sprayed Apu in the face with mace.... I wished I had known that before last night. And then Henry DeTamble came in with his daughter, hoping to get her a princess dress. Sure, make her think she's a princess now so she'll grow up to destroy the hearts of teenage boys. That's good parenting, bro.
Mary took control of an all-pink bed linens crisis at The Arms, which makes me glad I live in my own mansion. Roy was reading up on... probably some kind of law stuff at Cabot and Associates. Hey, Roy, your boss is kind of hot. Put in a good word for me, okay? Thanks, bro. And at the clinic, Millie was getting heckled by the pretty mean nurses about her plans to participate in the dating thing last night.
And just one more note before we get to that, Bobby and Warren's boy's night out was at Fast Eddies, where there were video games and nachos flowed freely. Apparently Bobby dominated the video gaming. Good for you, Bobby. If you can do that in real life and if you're taking on other jobs as hired muscle, I have a job I could talk to you about. Let me know if you ever want an free trip to Toronto.
And now the big news from last night, Caritas held its Three Minute Dates thing. But before the dates started, the bar was open for people to mingle or get roped into the dates, including Jaina, Jessica, Jeremy, Alex Cabot, George Lass, Leda, and your's truly. Then that GOB guy got on the stage, did something with a bird, a zombie played piano, and then there were five rounds of dates.
After the dates, Jaina was tending bar, GOB was whining about not being a boss, Bod asked for a drink rec (Jaina suggested water and knowledge), and Leda chatted Bod up. Quinn got an apology from Bod for going way overboard on his date - no idea what that's like, myself. Jeremy asked Jaina if the town was really crazy, and if a zombie playing piano and me hitting on a talky chick who maces guys for no reason doesn't answer that for you, nothing will. Jeremy also talked to Bod about the dates and how Bod is a man on the prowl. Bruce came back to the bar after slipping away from a bad last date, then caught up with Quinn, sharing embarrassing moments from the dates.
Caroline got a drink, but got interrupted by Bruce (who wanted to check in after they got carried away during their dates, then tried to talk her into bathroom sex or something) and Quinn (who wanted to have some girltalk and girltalk about Jacob Black specifically). Speaking of Jacob, he was drinking ginger ale. Yeah. That's hot. Pfft, teenage girls. Quinn checked in with Jacob to see if she had really been that much of a teenage girl during their date and Jacob let her know that he was even worse with Ramona.
Oh hey, the hot shirtless guy threw himself at Ramona. Did she even blink? Whatever, I'm famous.
Jack McCallister enjoyed a drink at the bar, Nathan didn't seem to be enjoying his drink at all in the lounge, and Caroline offered to carry Nathan home if he was too drunk to make it.
And finally, outside the bar, Max and Millie met up for "dinner" that they were going to "cook" at his place.
I mean they're probably banging. Just in case there are any slow kids who couldn't figure that out.
That's it for the news today. Now I'm off to Dallas to pick up a cheerleader.
No school notes because you people have learned. Two weeks straight. Grats.
Dorms
Sov spent the morning bugging Hank about weekend plans. Hank let Sov know that he was hitting up the three minute dates, then Sov told Hank to shove off for a couple days, possibly because Sov is a werewolf. That's apparently Hank's speculation, not mine. But I guess it makes some sense. In the afternoon, Sov spent some time wrapped in a blanket. Probably not because there was werewolf hair sprouting up all over, but I can't completely rule it out. And in the evening, Sookie made a phone call about somebody who's in town. It better be because you sent some DVDs of The Game is Over 2 to your friends. And then Bobby came by after a boy's night out and Sookie asked him to be her hired muscle on a visit back home.
Town
Jane Porter opened up Turtle & Canary and sprayed Apu in the face with mace.... I wished I had known that before last night. And then Henry DeTamble came in with his daughter, hoping to get her a princess dress. Sure, make her think she's a princess now so she'll grow up to destroy the hearts of teenage boys. That's good parenting, bro.
Mary took control of an all-pink bed linens crisis at The Arms, which makes me glad I live in my own mansion. Roy was reading up on... probably some kind of law stuff at Cabot and Associates. Hey, Roy, your boss is kind of hot. Put in a good word for me, okay? Thanks, bro. And at the clinic, Millie was getting heckled by the pretty mean nurses about her plans to participate in the dating thing last night.
And just one more note before we get to that, Bobby and Warren's boy's night out was at Fast Eddies, where there were video games and nachos flowed freely. Apparently Bobby dominated the video gaming. Good for you, Bobby. If you can do that in real life and if you're taking on other jobs as hired muscle, I have a job I could talk to you about. Let me know if you ever want an free trip to Toronto.
And now the big news from last night, Caritas held its Three Minute Dates thing. But before the dates started, the bar was open for people to mingle or get roped into the dates, including Jaina, Jessica, Jeremy, Alex Cabot, George Lass, Leda, and your's truly. Then that GOB guy got on the stage, did something with a bird, a zombie played piano, and then there were five rounds of dates.
After the dates, Jaina was tending bar, GOB was whining about not being a boss, Bod asked for a drink rec (Jaina suggested water and knowledge), and Leda chatted Bod up. Quinn got an apology from Bod for going way overboard on his date - no idea what that's like, myself. Jeremy asked Jaina if the town was really crazy, and if a zombie playing piano and me hitting on a talky chick who maces guys for no reason doesn't answer that for you, nothing will. Jeremy also talked to Bod about the dates and how Bod is a man on the prowl. Bruce came back to the bar after slipping away from a bad last date, then caught up with Quinn, sharing embarrassing moments from the dates.
Caroline got a drink, but got interrupted by Bruce (who wanted to check in after they got carried away during their dates, then tried to talk her into bathroom sex or something) and Quinn (who wanted to have some girltalk and girltalk about Jacob Black specifically). Speaking of Jacob, he was drinking ginger ale. Yeah. That's hot. Pfft, teenage girls. Quinn checked in with Jacob to see if she had really been that much of a teenage girl during their date and Jacob let her know that he was even worse with Ramona.
Oh hey, the hot shirtless guy threw himself at Ramona. Did she even blink? Whatever, I'm famous.
Jack McCallister enjoyed a drink at the bar, Nathan didn't seem to be enjoying his drink at all in the lounge, and Caroline offered to carry Nathan home if he was too drunk to make it.
And finally, outside the bar, Max and Millie met up for "dinner" that they were going to "cook" at his place.
I mean they're probably banging. Just in case there are any slow kids who couldn't figure that out.
That's it for the news today. Now I'm off to Dallas to pick up a cheerleader.