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fandom_radio2011-01-30 09:29 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday January 30th
BREAKING NEWS ALERT. This is Lucas Lee reporting for WTFH News. Top story this morning: People finally figured out that you shouldn't be doing any school crap on Saturday because it's the weekend. Took you long enough. Now let's get on with things that actually did happen.
Dorm News
Ender spent his morning in the second floor common room watching the news. Hey. Watch it. That's basically learning. It's the weekend, bro. Then Tony came in looking for food and he talked to Ender about current events and business because neither of them understand the joy of the weekend.
Fortunately for all of you, Wesley understands what a Saturday night is good for: MOVIES. He was watching something about a serial killer on the third floor. I'd like to point out that I've never made a movie about a serial killer, so Wesley's taste is in question. But at least he wasn't learning anything, so I'll count it as a victory. Alexander stopped by, but when he found out what kind of movie it was, he ran off to sell Girl Scout Cookies instead because he's an eight year old girl. Bro. Sign me up for some Thin Mints. Quinn, an ACTUAL girl, tried to get Wesley to change the channel instead of running away. And when changing the channel just gave different versions of the movie to watch - none of which starred me as far as I can tell - she stuck it out and just talked to Wes about Valentine's Day and crap like that. Bruce stopped in and watched the movie, but complained about TVs with Wes. Hey. You don't have to pay for those TVs. Suck it up and watch what they show you. Especially if they're showing you some Lucas Lee movies.
It was a busy night in the dorm rooms, too, but not in the way you're thinking. Well, it might have been and the squirrels just didn't make note of that. Because apparently Tony being alone in his room watching YouTube is more interesting than whatever kind of weird sex parties you guys are having behind closed doors. Don't try to deny it, we all know you're perverts. It's the teenage way.
Nathan was all dressed up in his room, ready to plan his night out when Caroline came by and they fought about which one of them was easier and which one had plans for the night. I'm guessing that didn't end with them banging, unless they were looking at being easy as a positive thing, which would make sense. After all, you're all perverts. I'm not judging. And Hinata was brushing her hair when, oh hahaha, Warren walked in dripping wet and Hinata insisted that he dry off. Wait, seriously, no notes saying they did it? It's the perfect opening. I've seen pornos with that started off with much less to work with.
Okay, correction on what I said earlier. You're all perverts, but you're not good at being perverts.
Up on the roof, Raven - who, SPOILER WARNING, showed up alive earlier in the day in the Preserve along with Karla, Bobby Drake, Sookie, Anakin, Warren, Dinah, Jono, and Tahiri with everyone being happy and cheerful about everyone being alive except for Jono, who went off to mope or something - picked a corner to go cry in. Bobby followed the sounds of tears to the roof and checked in on her. Peter stopped by the roof for entirely innocent reasons and thought he had a stroke when he saw Raven. And then they talked about her having died and her being alive again. Wait, is that why she's crying? I thought I was going to get away with not doing this, but I actually have something important to say.
Hey. Death blows. If you happen to die then get a second chance at life for reasons you may or may not understand, embrace your second chance! Start a new career. I did! Pick up an easy chick in a bar. I did! Just do that and you'll see that not dying isn't so bad. Unless you're a zombie now. In which case, I'm going to jump you on my skateboard and post the video to YouTube and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
The more you know.
Rinoa apparently wasn't the easy chick to help Raven convince this is a good time because all she did was talk to Raven about her being alive and who knew she was alive, and she made Raven cry. Cassidy found Raven and hugged her, so Raven - instead of trying to pick her up - started asking about what people in Fandom knew about what happened to her. Sookie brought Raven some cookies and comforted her by pointing out just how many people around here consider themselves to be a danger to themselves and others. We don't put that on the brochures, do we? And then Bobby talked to Sookie about what they've seen and poor sleeping.
Town News
First thing in the morning, Aphrodite got a phone call before leaving town for a little bit.
At the Boards, Genesis was making phone calls and holding auditions and not taking my advice at all, blowing a prime opportunity. Juliet tried out with a bad accent and some bad acting, but that was still better than having Rinoa's dog try out for a part. Genesis didn't let the mutt audition. Good for you. And Momoko tried to set up a fan club section before Genesis shut her down like a true director. But a film director would have called security, so there's still room for improvement.
Jane opened up Turtle & Canary only to see a panda and a cow fighting over cheese.... That place is weird. Leo was at Fixxer-Uppers working on some plans. And Jaina was at Caritas watching the news. Tino, on the other hand, was stacking cups. I think Tino actually had the better idea.
And out on the beach somewhere, late at night, Karla met Ender and told him all the Raven news (although he could have just waited for this broadcast), how she used some guy (which is typical for a high school girl, no surprises there), and Ender talked about how cheating in a battle is the best thing ever. I can't argue with that too much, I guess.
Okay, that's it. Go get some brunch. But save me some bacon.
Dorm News
Ender spent his morning in the second floor common room watching the news. Hey. Watch it. That's basically learning. It's the weekend, bro. Then Tony came in looking for food and he talked to Ender about current events and business because neither of them understand the joy of the weekend.
Fortunately for all of you, Wesley understands what a Saturday night is good for: MOVIES. He was watching something about a serial killer on the third floor. I'd like to point out that I've never made a movie about a serial killer, so Wesley's taste is in question. But at least he wasn't learning anything, so I'll count it as a victory. Alexander stopped by, but when he found out what kind of movie it was, he ran off to sell Girl Scout Cookies instead because he's an eight year old girl. Bro. Sign me up for some Thin Mints. Quinn, an ACTUAL girl, tried to get Wesley to change the channel instead of running away. And when changing the channel just gave different versions of the movie to watch - none of which starred me as far as I can tell - she stuck it out and just talked to Wes about Valentine's Day and crap like that. Bruce stopped in and watched the movie, but complained about TVs with Wes. Hey. You don't have to pay for those TVs. Suck it up and watch what they show you. Especially if they're showing you some Lucas Lee movies.
It was a busy night in the dorm rooms, too, but not in the way you're thinking. Well, it might have been and the squirrels just didn't make note of that. Because apparently Tony being alone in his room watching YouTube is more interesting than whatever kind of weird sex parties you guys are having behind closed doors. Don't try to deny it, we all know you're perverts. It's the teenage way.
Nathan was all dressed up in his room, ready to plan his night out when Caroline came by and they fought about which one of them was easier and which one had plans for the night. I'm guessing that didn't end with them banging, unless they were looking at being easy as a positive thing, which would make sense. After all, you're all perverts. I'm not judging. And Hinata was brushing her hair when, oh hahaha, Warren walked in dripping wet and Hinata insisted that he dry off. Wait, seriously, no notes saying they did it? It's the perfect opening. I've seen pornos with that started off with much less to work with.
Okay, correction on what I said earlier. You're all perverts, but you're not good at being perverts.
Up on the roof, Raven - who, SPOILER WARNING, showed up alive earlier in the day in the Preserve along with Karla, Bobby Drake, Sookie, Anakin, Warren, Dinah, Jono, and Tahiri with everyone being happy and cheerful about everyone being alive except for Jono, who went off to mope or something - picked a corner to go cry in. Bobby followed the sounds of tears to the roof and checked in on her. Peter stopped by the roof for entirely innocent reasons and thought he had a stroke when he saw Raven. And then they talked about her having died and her being alive again. Wait, is that why she's crying? I thought I was going to get away with not doing this, but I actually have something important to say.
Hey. Death blows. If you happen to die then get a second chance at life for reasons you may or may not understand, embrace your second chance! Start a new career. I did! Pick up an easy chick in a bar. I did! Just do that and you'll see that not dying isn't so bad. Unless you're a zombie now. In which case, I'm going to jump you on my skateboard and post the video to YouTube and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
The more you know.
Rinoa apparently wasn't the easy chick to help Raven convince this is a good time because all she did was talk to Raven about her being alive and who knew she was alive, and she made Raven cry. Cassidy found Raven and hugged her, so Raven - instead of trying to pick her up - started asking about what people in Fandom knew about what happened to her. Sookie brought Raven some cookies and comforted her by pointing out just how many people around here consider themselves to be a danger to themselves and others. We don't put that on the brochures, do we? And then Bobby talked to Sookie about what they've seen and poor sleeping.
Town News
First thing in the morning, Aphrodite got a phone call before leaving town for a little bit.
At the Boards, Genesis was making phone calls and holding auditions and not taking my advice at all, blowing a prime opportunity. Juliet tried out with a bad accent and some bad acting, but that was still better than having Rinoa's dog try out for a part. Genesis didn't let the mutt audition. Good for you. And Momoko tried to set up a fan club section before Genesis shut her down like a true director. But a film director would have called security, so there's still room for improvement.
Jane opened up Turtle & Canary only to see a panda and a cow fighting over cheese.... That place is weird. Leo was at Fixxer-Uppers working on some plans. And Jaina was at Caritas watching the news. Tino, on the other hand, was stacking cups. I think Tino actually had the better idea.
And out on the beach somewhere, late at night, Karla met Ender and told him all the Raven news (although he could have just waited for this broadcast), how she used some guy (which is typical for a high school girl, no surprises there), and Ender talked about how cheating in a battle is the best thing ever. I can't argue with that too much, I guess.
Okay, that's it. Go get some brunch. But save me some bacon.