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Fandom Radio, October 14
You're listening to Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, and this is DJ Ash, the lord and savior of all you ungrateful snot-nosed punks, ready to make you all hail to the King of the airwaves, knuckleheads!
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Wasting no time tonight, here we go!
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Why do people think flower deliveries are newsworthy? Honestly... this is boring. Get this crap off my desk! ::sound of chainsaw:: ::loud crashing noise::
::long pause::
Oops. Umm... ::cough:: Red Hot All Female Slumber Party tonight. There is talk of girl kissing! And Margaritas!
Logan, not Echolls, and Allie were spotted on a date at the diner. Aww, how cute. I'm rolling my eyes, here, kids. You'll just have to imagine it, it bein' radio and all.
Crichton and Lee went on a totally wacky and man-loving adventure. I'd say you two should get a room, but apparently, you'd rather run across the universe, instead. One question... Which one of you is the man? ::laugh::
Jack Harkness attempted to seduce Number Six. And harassed Miss Parker while naked.... Good job, Jackie boy. You make the King proud... if more than a little creeped out.
Awww, Cameron Mitchell got dumped by Vala. Poor dumb... hey, that reminds me.
We got a call in for a song dedication. Here, I quote: "Dean Bristow, Jack: You've been alone for far too long. Don't let petty minds keep us apart. Love should not waste away in secret. Give in to your true feelings, my love! -- Vala"
And here is that very special song, The Secret Marriage by Sting
No earthly church has ever blessed our union
No state has ever granted us permission
No family bond has ever made us two
No company has ever earned commission
No debt was paid no dowry to be gained
No treaty over border land or power
No semblance of the world outside remained
To stain the beauty of this nuptial hour
The secret marriage vow is never spoken
The secret marriage can never be broken
No flowers on the altar
No white veil in your hair
No maiden dress to alter
No bible oath to swear
The secret marriage vow is never spoken
The secret marriage can never be broken
Aeryn Sun, Sam Carter, and Miss Parker meet in the gym in lingerie, braid each other's hair, and eat cookie dough, with an ocassional waterfight. There was no hitting of any teachers, and any information to the otherwise is all vicious, stupid lies made up by girls who wish they could make it with the King, knuckleheads. Damn my jaw hurts... ::cough::
Next topic!
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Criminal Justice had a test. There was metaphors involved. Me? I like metaphors. Metafives, those scare me.
Music 101 had a guest performance by some deaf German guy. Band Practice will be having a battle of some sort. I just hope there aren't any deadites involved.
TA Tryouts were held. I have reports they involved ingin... engi... Being smart and reacting well. Dammit, Barbossa, smaller words!
My Art Class had some fun today. Marty is a master puppeteer. Lisa Cuddy is one sweet hot babe. And that boy Chihaya has the voice of a damn angel. [ooc: ::rimshot::]
Hanging Gardens in History of the Ancient World. Speeches in Speech class. File that one under "blatantly obvious."
East Asian History kids luck out and get to watch a movie. There was discussion of the body farm trip in Doc Grissom's Criminology. Celtic classes cancelled. Also, alliteration's aweseome! ::laugh::
Dictators in Government. Small Businesses met. Professor Cregg, the Doc's little partner in perversion, rocks out to her iPod during Office Hours. Speaking of the Doc, his Quantum Physics discusses Alternate Universes.
Journalism Class had a bit of drama, involving strange metamorphosing Jake kisses and punches.
Body Farm Field Trip. Tell me kids, could you tell the differences between the corpses and Ms. Sidle? I’ll give you a hint... She’s the ugly one. ::maniacal laugh::
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Padme is offerin flying lessons to Inara. How damn sweet.
Charlie Kawalsky sings. And can’t remember the lyrics to the Sound of Music. Ha! Even I... ::pause:: have no idea what those lyrics are. Honest.
Paige returned some books to Lily, that jackass Shep plays with... something. Wait... my notes say “Sims”. That’s probably either a codeword for dolls, or himself.
Faith went crazy. Again. Marty, did you get this one on tape? I want this one on tape.
Rover makes sure we are safe from Evil Frogs. Thomasina and Wednesday play with computers.
The Deep Thoughts Club met for the first time. Somehow, this leads to the formation of the worst band ever. And I hear Lee Adama may be the second coming of Davy Jones. The Monkee, not the pirate guy with the locker.
Well, that’s all the news they saw fit to... ::pause:: put on what was my desk. I’m off to go nurse a few injuries I got from slipping on a bar of soap. Soap is a killer, kids.
As always, I will not complain if there are any naked females waiting for me at the Falcon, and this is DJ Ash, signing off.
::sound of Pac-Man whirring and dying::
[ooc: We here at the radio cannot see inside Jack Bristow's office, so we cannot report the OMGFUNNY that is Vala hitting on him. But everyone should go read.]
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Wasting no time tonight, here we go!
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
Why do people think flower deliveries are newsworthy? Honestly... this is boring. Get this crap off my desk! ::sound of chainsaw:: ::loud crashing noise::
::long pause::
Oops. Umm... ::cough:: Red Hot All Female Slumber Party tonight. There is talk of girl kissing! And Margaritas!
Logan, not Echolls, and Allie were spotted on a date at the diner. Aww, how cute. I'm rolling my eyes, here, kids. You'll just have to imagine it, it bein' radio and all.
Crichton and Lee went on a totally wacky and man-loving adventure. I'd say you two should get a room, but apparently, you'd rather run across the universe, instead. One question... Which one of you is the man? ::laugh::
Jack Harkness attempted to seduce Number Six. And harassed Miss Parker while naked.... Good job, Jackie boy. You make the King proud... if more than a little creeped out.
Awww, Cameron Mitchell got dumped by Vala. Poor dumb... hey, that reminds me.
We got a call in for a song dedication. Here, I quote: "Dean Bristow, Jack: You've been alone for far too long. Don't let petty minds keep us apart. Love should not waste away in secret. Give in to your true feelings, my love! -- Vala"
And here is that very special song, The Secret Marriage by Sting
No earthly church has ever blessed our union
No state has ever granted us permission
No family bond has ever made us two
No company has ever earned commission
No debt was paid no dowry to be gained
No treaty over border land or power
No semblance of the world outside remained
To stain the beauty of this nuptial hour
The secret marriage vow is never spoken
The secret marriage can never be broken
No flowers on the altar
No white veil in your hair
No maiden dress to alter
No bible oath to swear
The secret marriage vow is never spoken
The secret marriage can never be broken
Aeryn Sun, Sam Carter, and Miss Parker meet in the gym in lingerie, braid each other's hair, and eat cookie dough, with an ocassional waterfight. There was no hitting of any teachers, and any information to the otherwise is all vicious, stupid lies made up by girls who wish they could make it with the King, knuckleheads. Damn my jaw hurts... ::cough::
Next topic!
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Criminal Justice had a test. There was metaphors involved. Me? I like metaphors. Metafives, those scare me.
Music 101 had a guest performance by some deaf German guy. Band Practice will be having a battle of some sort. I just hope there aren't any deadites involved.
TA Tryouts were held. I have reports they involved ingin... engi... Being smart and reacting well. Dammit, Barbossa, smaller words!
My Art Class had some fun today. Marty is a master puppeteer. Lisa Cuddy is one sweet hot babe. And that boy Chihaya has the voice of a damn angel. [ooc: ::rimshot::]
Hanging Gardens in History of the Ancient World. Speeches in Speech class. File that one under "blatantly obvious."
East Asian History kids luck out and get to watch a movie. There was discussion of the body farm trip in Doc Grissom's Criminology. Celtic classes cancelled. Also, alliteration's aweseome! ::laugh::
Dictators in Government. Small Businesses met. Professor Cregg, the Doc's little partner in perversion, rocks out to her iPod during Office Hours. Speaking of the Doc, his Quantum Physics discusses Alternate Universes.
Journalism Class had a bit of drama, involving strange metamorphosing Jake kisses and punches.
Body Farm Field Trip. Tell me kids, could you tell the differences between the corpses and Ms. Sidle? I’ll give you a hint... She’s the ugly one. ::maniacal laugh::
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Padme is offerin flying lessons to Inara. How damn sweet.
Charlie Kawalsky sings. And can’t remember the lyrics to the Sound of Music. Ha! Even I... ::pause:: have no idea what those lyrics are. Honest.
Paige returned some books to Lily, that jackass Shep plays with... something. Wait... my notes say “Sims”. That’s probably either a codeword for dolls, or himself.
Faith went crazy. Again. Marty, did you get this one on tape? I want this one on tape.
Rover makes sure we are safe from Evil Frogs. Thomasina and Wednesday play with computers.
The Deep Thoughts Club met for the first time. Somehow, this leads to the formation of the worst band ever. And I hear Lee Adama may be the second coming of Davy Jones. The Monkee, not the pirate guy with the locker.
Well, that’s all the news they saw fit to... ::pause:: put on what was my desk. I’m off to go nurse a few injuries I got from slipping on a bar of soap. Soap is a killer, kids.
As always, I will not complain if there are any naked females waiting for me at the Falcon, and this is DJ Ash, signing off.
::sound of Pac-Man whirring and dying::
[ooc: We here at the radio cannot see inside Jack Bristow's office, so we cannot report the OMGFUNNY that is Vala hitting on him. But everyone should go read.]
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[[laughing insanely]]
And also, I don't know if this goes on tonight, or tomorrow:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/179503.html?nc=255
Broots Melts Down with Manic/Depression. Rory guilts. Kawalsky finds out about the Janet/Hathor Sex thing. And Parker sings a song she learned from Vala, probably.
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Well, that's just silly. Everyone knows I'm the man!
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*No one saw its placement. No one would be able to attribute it to anything other than an act of god. Or a vengeful student/colleague/CSI.*
[ooc: Bwah! Sorry, couldn't let that slide.]
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::blinks a few times::
The King is not pleased.
::wanders into the Falcon to find the shower::
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I am so not a Toaster Assassin.
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