http://suit-of-sables.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suit-of-sables.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-01-15 01:37 am

Fandom Radio for Thursday, 1/14

--HOLY *static*ING *feedback* MOTHER--

*chittering*

...you know, I've been a beaver before. You couldn't spare an occasional brother in fur?

*chitter chitter chitter*

I'm Canadian.

*chitter*

You sure you weren't trying to grab the mountie? Its dark, you're squirrels, mistakes can happen--

*CHITTER*





Right then. On with the broadcast we go.

SCHOOL

All right, let's see now... *shuffle* these notes say that apparently George was reading comic books in the library... because you don't have any books to read? Jesus fucking Christ. Karla came to visit him, but Henry, who actually knows what to do in a library, read a book.

Next up, Loki told people who suck about how parents and guardians suck. A lot of 'suck' but thankfully, no blowing. This is a school, after all. *shuffle shuffle* Lecture blah blah blah conflict management blah blah blah... wait, this class has two assistants? Makita, Jono, if either of you would prefer to work on something that doesn't suck, you should definitely come by the theatre. We're still accepting crew!

Anyway, Fiona, who needs to actually show up if she's going to volunteer at the theatre, was there apologizing for... not showing up. Well. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not, obviously.

Moving right along, in Deadpool had his class do couture that's... Gaga? Please don't tell me they were doing designer baby clothes. There was lots of material, which confused Sam-- Sam? You were confused by drapery? --and there was a debate on whether Emmet can be called a small gay boy. You know what? If that topic comes up for debate, I think the question is answered. Wonder if the TA got to organize a vote there? Hmm.

*shuffle shuffle manic glee shuffle*

Next up, Perfect Crime covered how every crime involves means, motives and opportunity. But not swans. Only some crimes involves swans. They're nasty fuckers, just for reference. There was a lecture, a discussion of how to analyze the aforementioned, and apparently the professor was around for questions.

In other, sort of boring news, Steve was in his office working out a class, Anakin was in his office working out a class, and Drake was in his office... on Facebook. Thank you, ladies and gentleman, that was 'Reasons I Will Never Teach on this Goddamn Island'.

Okay, wait, apparently Jaina came by to talk to Anakin about Leia... aaaand Raven and Anakin need to take a trip up to my hometown so they can figure out what 'cold' actually is. This is not cold weather, for *FEEDBACK*'s sake. If you think it is, never ever move to Canada.

Moving on, we're back in the library again, where there was a staff meeting. Business was done, someone else figured out that the best way to up attendance involves food, and there was much general discussion and planning. Also merryment. Except for Jono who, for some reason, couldn't eat the pizza. Tomato allergy? I don't know.

Thank god we're done with this... stack.



DORMS

Someone named Karev was in the second floor common room eating cereal. Riveting. Jack asked how he was feeling and, for reference, that would be small, blond Jack as opposed to enthusiastic Jack with my hair from college. Anyway, aforementioned Jack had a Very Polite --aha, that was capitalized, incidentally-- talk with Karla about pretty much nothing, as well as a discussion with Ender on gameshows, and one last little chat with Ben about sandwiches and setting things on fire.

...please stay away from my theatre. Not you, Jack. Ben. My luck is just not that good.

Ender was pretty chatty as well, since he also talked to Karev about breakfast food and game shows and... droids? Isn't that a phone? Karla inquires as to whether Ender was driven from their room by Ben's quote 'swollen' head and lastly, Ender and Ben discussed bruises and Leia and timelines. ...fair enough!

Ben and Karev got in some chatting as well, partially about cereal and partially about bruises and possibly boyfriends and roommates who might be both. Karla got some time with Ben as well and they spent it talking about droids and phone messages. ...oh *feedback* me, that phone thing didn't happen again, did it? Anyway--last thing, newsflash: Karla doesn't like Karev.

Anyway, Dinah dozed after departing the... clinic. Wait, what? Tony went to go check on her about the training accident on the-- what? Am I going to have to go up there and see how bad this is? Apparently, Karla was as surprised as I am and was very, quote 'omgwtf happened', with which I concur. As did Priestly.

*slight grumble before continuing*

Elsewhere, though I couldn't tell you where, Didi hung out with candy, Tara discussed having been a plant with Fiona while... why is there an exclamation point between the word 'hedgehog' and 'Kennedy'? Are you trying for political satire?

*chitter*

Aha. Right. Repeating that 'will never be a teacher at this school ever', in case you missed it the first time. Because then, students turning into hedgehogs would be my problem all year long and it's bad enough on performance dates.



TOWN

Azula and Dinah have a sparring match and-- aha.

Dinah? I'll see you on Tuesday. That's all I'm going to say. That, and thank you, Griff, for taking her to the clinic.

At the trooper station, Dani Reese doesn't know who ordered the police scanner and neither does anyone else. But there are donuts. That's a little like how things randomly get built here in the theatre. But we have muffins.

Just consider it a good thing, Dani.

Helen enjoyed horses at the Gig *shuffle shuffle* Millie put up the help wanted sign at Book Haven. ...huh. Fiyero used to work there. Captain Price came by about needing a new book, though, and Joan decided to... buy many booklights. For some reason. Elizabeth Bennet joined the bookstravaganza as well, but no word yet on if she left with a book or a booklight or what.

At the Magic Box, on the other hand, Tara did research with her hedgehog girlfriend. Bobby came by asking about what kind of magic the store catered to. Tara set him straight. Diana came by, actually to check in with the hedgehog. Don't ask me why, but she seems to have been the last visitor to the store and that's one more stack of notes done.

*shuffle* ...and another bunch to go.

Jen Walters cleaned at Cabot and Associates, Hoshi worked on college applications at the Arms Hotel, and there was a sermon down at the church. Apparently, there was an audience, which is usually a good thing. One of the audience members, the hardware store guy, complimented Castiel on the sermon and then they got into trust issues and what to expect out of people and this is where I stop talking about it. Really.

The guy was around afterwards if anyone wanted to talk, though.

MOVING RIGHT ALONG, we had our last official day of casting for Richard III, where I got to see auditions from Ender and Priestly... and if you want to know how it went, you'll just have to check the cast list and come to the performances like anyone else. Tony was there, thank goodness, as was myself and the muffins. And yes, the muffins are important.

*shuffle shuffle shuffle*

Over at Luke's Diner, Priestly tried to claim the place in the name of Santa Cruz and got marinara in his hair for his trouble. Meanwhile, later at the bar... at least, I'm assuming later. Anyway, Kyle Katarn tried to get Tino to drink beer. There are scrawls of CHUG CHUG CHUG here, but that could just be squirrel madness.

Vimes asked Kyle about a rabbit and then they started talking about the no-fight sanctuary spell or some *feedback* like that, I don't know. It ended with Kyle pulling himself out of the lake, anyway.

Keeping the theme of watery places I hope to never visit much like the school *ahem*, Maximus stood at the edge of the water. There was apparently a point to this since he ended up talking to Ino and telling her that she's being insubordinate in class. There's more but I want a drink and--

*chitter chitter* *KLUNK*

...why didn't you tell me you had alcohol? That would have made this so much easier!

*pause with slight glugging noise*

Continuing! Elena manned Pixie Dust and set ugly things on fire. Simon read a medical journal, which was good since that meant he was there to take in Dinah when Griff got her there. Azula got there a few minutes later to ask about Dinah and Griff's... teleporting. Huh. Okay and---

*shuffle shuffle*

No more?

*chitter*

...can I have more of this?

*chitter*

Then I'm fine with that.

Seems I've satisfied the bushy-tailed torturers, so I'm going home and getting to bed. Have a nice night.

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