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fandom_radio2010-01-14 12:37 am
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WTFH, Wednesday, 12/13
Emma: I don't want your rum, you disgusting little rodents. We were going to Caritas for quality beverages, not for some moonshine concocted by a brain-damaged pirate and his fuzzy minions. If I wanted to kill my brain-cells, I'd just drink bleach or play nice with my classmates.
Jack: Yes, insult them. That will end well ... oh, is this what the radio station looks like? I've never seen one.
*sound of someone poking around, hitting buttons, and occasionally thudding against the microphone.*
Miss Frost? The ON AIR light is on. And the fat squirrel's waving paper at me.
Emma: It wants us to read the notes, darling. I did this with Mr. Capulet once last semester, you know, and earned a lovely cigar party afterward for my efforts. *sound of chair being pulled out* Shall we indulge them? I suppose good gossip is worth the delay in getting to the bar...
Jack: You're assuming there's any gossip in here worth reporting. It seems like usually it's sad people being sad.
School
But I can read in hopes we'll be released eventually. Defense Against the Dark Arts met to discuss enemies who hide in plan sight. The stealthy creatures included dugbogs, bowtrickles,gnomes -- oh, Emma, that's what bit my finger -- and a Chinese chomping cabbage. Which was apparently exceptionally vicious. After class, Jon told Professor Black about the alien plague at home, and look, we're onto your favorite class.
Emma: You know, darling, I was going to offer to kiss that finger and make it better, but now you're just going to have to suffer.
Love and Romance met, and we watched fairy-tale movie clips and discussed if we believed in 'Happily Ever After' or not. Fiona got named a TA and did her duties. Captain-our-Captain Drake was around after class, and had Fiona whining about being a TA, and Jon and Diana both had excuses for missing class last week. It was the first week of classes, and you were already playing hooky? Oh darlings, you're doing it wrong. Skipping is an art, you know.
Magic for Dummies also met and discussed magical terminology. None of which I'd understand, so we'll just leave it at that, least I misquote someone and wreak magical havoc upon the school by accident.
Jack: Probably safer for all of us. History of Medicine discussed medicine in the prehistoric ages, including the question of whether shamanism has a place in the modern world. TA Miss Bennet and Professor Chevalier were both in their proper places.
Professor David hosted study hall, attended by Ender, Didi, and Bobby. They seem to have been silently studious.
Emma: I do believe that's the point of Study Hall, Jack. Good for them. Education is important.
Sam Winchester opened the library, which was NOT silent, contrary to what you'd expect in a library. Chuck Bass comes by with lunch and manages to get Sam to try sushi -- excellent choice, Mr. Bass, and Claire Bennet brought coffee and informed Sam she'd gotten one of his messages over the weekend. The librarian, Mr. DeTamble, was also in the library, but he was printing out baby pictures. I'm sure that's a wonderfully productive use of time and resources by a staff member.
Jack: Whereas the esteemed Principal Winchester was making good use of her child by using her as a human paper shredder. Aren't there laws about that? Meanwhile, Professor Chevalier meets with Claire in his office to discuss a cure for -- nothing at all of interest.
What else happened?
Dorms
Emma: ...riiiiiiiiiiiight. Well, apparently Hannibal King was pantsless and wearing spandex in his room. The squirrel is very insistent on this fact, judging by how many times it is underlined. Kate Gregson stopped by and noted the no-pants, but then they talked about how sad she was about Jason leaving. Oh Kate, come find me, darling, or I'll come find you. A good smoker's party is a great emo-antibody. Jonas has decided to try and familiarize himself with alcohol, but luckily my roommate stopped by, and offered to be his babysitter while he sampled the joys of intoxication. Oh, Beka, don't wait up. Clearly I am going to home late.
You, squirrel, at least go find us some popcorn.
Joan is rearranging her room since she no longer has a roommate...and these notes appear to be too rum soaked to make out the rest, but speaking of missing roommates, Griff finally wanders back, and manages to get in a bitch fight with Alex Karev. Of course, it gets physical in a Not-Dirty way, and punches get thrown. Oh boys, don't make me bring the ice, I will point and laugh.
Jack: I'll snicker in the background ... all right, squirrel, I'll take your rum. Angela Montenegro set up for the cheerleaders in the gym. They warmed up and chatted under the watchful eye of Coach Dex. As part of what was no doubt crucial cheer business, Hannibal suggested another sleepover -- and got teased for his trouble -- and Claire said tryouts should be scheduled.
Clear your calendar, Emma.
Emma: If you want me in a short skirt, Jack, you only need to ask. Or imagine it. But I am not spreading indiscriminate cheer around the school by joining a club. Who knows what I'd catch?
Kate Gregson was in the dorm Gym, doing exercises at the barre, when you showed up. You realize she is Not Okay, and there is Sharing And Caring Time about people leaving and relationships changing... Jack, I do think that squirrel has a tear in his eye.
Jack: Yes, when we were done we hugged. It was touching.
Emma: Arthur Pendragon has a book and some grapes in the third floor common room this afternoon. Claudia arrives and asks him how it's going, and then contemplates if she'd light things on fire if she tried to cook. Arthur sensibly argues against it. Claudia and Mat then bond over lack of cooking skills and favorite types of cereal -- exactly, thank you. You don't need to be able to cook to find things to eat. Leto introduces himself to Claudia, and she's fascinated by his eyes. He explains he's from another galaxy, and that more of his family is here.
Mat asks about Arthur's book, which is some sort of history of Carthage. Which means Arthur must then explain where things are to Mat, and there may or may not have been making maps with food products. I'm sure the cleaning staff is going to be thrilled with both of you. Leto and Mat talk about classes, and Leto wants to know what kind of 'difficult women' Mat knows. I'll give you a hint, Leto -- every single one of us at Fandom.
Alex Russo also asks Arthur about his book, and he has to explain Carthage allllllllll over again. Mat wants to know if Alex can cook, and pouts his way into food, and Claudia is impressed that Alex has been here so long without her head exploding, and informs her that the best way to avoid a sugar crash is to eat more sugar. Alex and Leto introduce themselves and wonder how they haven't met yet, and Leto and Arthur say hello.
You talk, I need a drink. Is there anything in here that isn't rum? *clinking sounds* Jaaaaaaaaaaaack, I found brandy! But no proper glasses.
Jack: We can drink from the bottle, and you're an angel of mercy.
My little brother Roy draws a crowd to the fifth floor common room with his chili. Dinah talks her way into a taste, but finds out too late that it's too spicy for her. It's a little hot for Jaime too, but he takes it well because he's from El Paso.
Wherever that is.
Dinah and Jaime have a very confused conversation about his webcam, while Hayley is more concerned as to why Jaime is yelling around the food.
The chili is also too hot for Bobby. Roy thinks the steam coming out of his ears is funny. Roy doesn't get to cook for me. The heat of the chili also forces Jean to chug milk from the carton -- I'm sorry, Jean.
Bobby complains to Dinah about his boredom. They plan to play video games over the weekend. Jean and Dinah talk newbies, and apparently Kurt is from Jean's home world. Jean asks Bobby about a voice mail she got from him about making out, and the idea seems traumatic to both of them. Oh, neither of them is that bad.
... Emma, don't look at me that way. Your face will freeze.
Emma: You know, I can kill you with my brain.
Jack: You like me alive. In any event, Azula is a masochist and adds Tabasco to her chili, which Roy approves of. Dinah tries to matchmake for Azula and Arthur. Well, they are both titled, but apparently Dinah's thinking about their egos. Azula demurs but makes plans for training. Hayley and Azula then catch up about Hayley's recent travels.
Hayley tells Roy he shares a name with her last boyfriend, and he says he's fond of the name himself, thank you. And, finally, Elena also cozies up to Roy to get chili.
Emma: Don't bother, Elena. No food can be good enough to be worth putting up with that personality.
Jack: Roy's? He's fine. Is there a story here I haven't heard? ... on second thought, do I want to hear it?
Emma: He's an unpleasant judgmental twit, that's all. And mildly species-ist, so, just like 99.9% of the population at home.
Jack: ... read more notes, Emma.
Emma: Don't take that tone with me. Magic Reserves met this afternoon, and Merlin, Tony and Karla ask everyone to introduce themselves and then light a candle however they like. I am not sure letting any of those three play with fire is a good idea. There is arriving and mingling, and Tweety asks why Tara has a hedgehog. Tara says that it's Kennedy...seriously? I need to see this. I'm sure she's adorable. Kennedy, not Tweety. Francine has a fluffy bunny Katchoo with her, and Francine discusses with Tara if maybe it's some sort of virus.
People then start lighting things on fire, which still does not sound like a good idea. Kurt teleports to his candle, and is happily surprised that Raven can teleport too. Tony is impressed, but Kurt seems insistent that he's a freak. Tony, however, disagrees, and says Kurt shouldn't let other people bother him. Tony, don't make me like you. Jono says something to flip Kurt out about the m-word, but Jono says it's safe and they discuss Xavier's... oh hell, another one of you? If this one knows me too, I am going to throw a tantrum. Francine offers cookies if someone will light the candle and Karla offers...girls, that sounds positively sordid.
Jack: Emma, has anyone ever told you that you have a dirty mind?
Emma: Frequently, darling, and you enjoy it.
All three of the leaders were around for chatting. Francine asks if Merlin can turn Katchoo back, but he's never tried. I would not make her a test subject, if I were you. She might bite.
Arthur congratulates Merlin on getting so many new people at the meeting, Dinah and Tony catch up on classes, and Dinah's a TA for Law & Order and Tony was weirded out by biting things from your DADA-class. Diana greets Tony with nonsense about Canada, which is not a real country, and they also discuss classes. How innovative.
Jack: Quite. Though I take your point about Canada. Let's see what happened in ...
Town
Jack: Ino practices with her spear on the beach. John Price tries to find out what she's doing out there -- well, the description seems a bit self-evident -- while Zack challenges her to a spar. Apparently it went well, as they end by planning to spar again.
Professor Perrault and Mr. DeTamble enjoyed sushi and each other's company at Sushi Station. I'd say that was sweet, but apparently he brought pictures of his family, and I don't care that much. The fearless Captain Jack, who is not me, did his radio show this afternoon. Ah, that explains the empty bottles.
... and now I need one more drink to carry me to the end of these. Thank you, squirrel. Jack who is alsonot me brings Naomi Chinese food at Stark Industries, while Priestly tells Dinah he's impressed by the bulletin board at the flower shop. To each their own. Ino shoots her gun before opening the weapons shop.
Beka, Lion-o, Liir, Jack who is still not me, and Dru are all at their places of employment.
I've one more note -- Professor Mitchell went for a walk, and there's something incoherent about angels and blinking. I think the squirrel was drunk.
As am I.
Are we done?
Emma: Done, darling, or close enough to done to count. I say we claim the remains of this bottle as our payment, and we can be on our merry way.
Jack: I cannot argue with that plan, charming as the squirrels are. This is Jack Priest, signing off.
Emma: And Emma Frost, darlings. Sweet dreams, and don't go to bed alone. Come along, Jack, and we'll see what you think of my dirty mind.
*clicks*
Jack: Yes, insult them. That will end well ... oh, is this what the radio station looks like? I've never seen one.
*sound of someone poking around, hitting buttons, and occasionally thudding against the microphone.*
Miss Frost? The ON AIR light is on. And the fat squirrel's waving paper at me.
Emma: It wants us to read the notes, darling. I did this with Mr. Capulet once last semester, you know, and earned a lovely cigar party afterward for my efforts. *sound of chair being pulled out* Shall we indulge them? I suppose good gossip is worth the delay in getting to the bar...
Jack: You're assuming there's any gossip in here worth reporting. It seems like usually it's sad people being sad.
School
But I can read in hopes we'll be released eventually. Defense Against the Dark Arts met to discuss enemies who hide in plan sight. The stealthy creatures included dugbogs, bowtrickles,gnomes -- oh, Emma, that's what bit my finger -- and a Chinese chomping cabbage. Which was apparently exceptionally vicious. After class, Jon told Professor Black about the alien plague at home, and look, we're onto your favorite class.
Emma: You know, darling, I was going to offer to kiss that finger and make it better, but now you're just going to have to suffer.
Love and Romance met, and we watched fairy-tale movie clips and discussed if we believed in 'Happily Ever After' or not. Fiona got named a TA and did her duties. Captain-our-Captain Drake was around after class, and had Fiona whining about being a TA, and Jon and Diana both had excuses for missing class last week. It was the first week of classes, and you were already playing hooky? Oh darlings, you're doing it wrong. Skipping is an art, you know.
Magic for Dummies also met and discussed magical terminology. None of which I'd understand, so we'll just leave it at that, least I misquote someone and wreak magical havoc upon the school by accident.
Jack: Probably safer for all of us. History of Medicine discussed medicine in the prehistoric ages, including the question of whether shamanism has a place in the modern world. TA Miss Bennet and Professor Chevalier were both in their proper places.
Professor David hosted study hall, attended by Ender, Didi, and Bobby. They seem to have been silently studious.
Emma: I do believe that's the point of Study Hall, Jack. Good for them. Education is important.
Sam Winchester opened the library, which was NOT silent, contrary to what you'd expect in a library. Chuck Bass comes by with lunch and manages to get Sam to try sushi -- excellent choice, Mr. Bass, and Claire Bennet brought coffee and informed Sam she'd gotten one of his messages over the weekend. The librarian, Mr. DeTamble, was also in the library, but he was printing out baby pictures. I'm sure that's a wonderfully productive use of time and resources by a staff member.
Jack: Whereas the esteemed Principal Winchester was making good use of her child by using her as a human paper shredder. Aren't there laws about that? Meanwhile, Professor Chevalier meets with Claire in his office to discuss a cure for -- nothing at all of interest.
What else happened?
Dorms
Emma: ...riiiiiiiiiiiight. Well, apparently Hannibal King was pantsless and wearing spandex in his room. The squirrel is very insistent on this fact, judging by how many times it is underlined. Kate Gregson stopped by and noted the no-pants, but then they talked about how sad she was about Jason leaving. Oh Kate, come find me, darling, or I'll come find you. A good smoker's party is a great emo-antibody. Jonas has decided to try and familiarize himself with alcohol, but luckily my roommate stopped by, and offered to be his babysitter while he sampled the joys of intoxication. Oh, Beka, don't wait up. Clearly I am going to home late.
You, squirrel, at least go find us some popcorn.
Joan is rearranging her room since she no longer has a roommate...and these notes appear to be too rum soaked to make out the rest, but speaking of missing roommates, Griff finally wanders back, and manages to get in a bitch fight with Alex Karev. Of course, it gets physical in a Not-Dirty way, and punches get thrown. Oh boys, don't make me bring the ice, I will point and laugh.
Jack: I'll snicker in the background ... all right, squirrel, I'll take your rum. Angela Montenegro set up for the cheerleaders in the gym. They warmed up and chatted under the watchful eye of Coach Dex. As part of what was no doubt crucial cheer business, Hannibal suggested another sleepover -- and got teased for his trouble -- and Claire said tryouts should be scheduled.
Clear your calendar, Emma.
Emma: If you want me in a short skirt, Jack, you only need to ask. Or imagine it. But I am not spreading indiscriminate cheer around the school by joining a club. Who knows what I'd catch?
Kate Gregson was in the dorm Gym, doing exercises at the barre, when you showed up. You realize she is Not Okay, and there is Sharing And Caring Time about people leaving and relationships changing... Jack, I do think that squirrel has a tear in his eye.
Jack: Yes, when we were done we hugged. It was touching.
Emma: Arthur Pendragon has a book and some grapes in the third floor common room this afternoon. Claudia arrives and asks him how it's going, and then contemplates if she'd light things on fire if she tried to cook. Arthur sensibly argues against it. Claudia and Mat then bond over lack of cooking skills and favorite types of cereal -- exactly, thank you. You don't need to be able to cook to find things to eat. Leto introduces himself to Claudia, and she's fascinated by his eyes. He explains he's from another galaxy, and that more of his family is here.
Mat asks about Arthur's book, which is some sort of history of Carthage. Which means Arthur must then explain where things are to Mat, and there may or may not have been making maps with food products. I'm sure the cleaning staff is going to be thrilled with both of you. Leto and Mat talk about classes, and Leto wants to know what kind of 'difficult women' Mat knows. I'll give you a hint, Leto -- every single one of us at Fandom.
Alex Russo also asks Arthur about his book, and he has to explain Carthage allllllllll over again. Mat wants to know if Alex can cook, and pouts his way into food, and Claudia is impressed that Alex has been here so long without her head exploding, and informs her that the best way to avoid a sugar crash is to eat more sugar. Alex and Leto introduce themselves and wonder how they haven't met yet, and Leto and Arthur say hello.
You talk, I need a drink. Is there anything in here that isn't rum? *clinking sounds* Jaaaaaaaaaaaack, I found brandy! But no proper glasses.
Jack: We can drink from the bottle, and you're an angel of mercy.
My little brother Roy draws a crowd to the fifth floor common room with his chili. Dinah talks her way into a taste, but finds out too late that it's too spicy for her. It's a little hot for Jaime too, but he takes it well because he's from El Paso.
Wherever that is.
Dinah and Jaime have a very confused conversation about his webcam, while Hayley is more concerned as to why Jaime is yelling around the food.
The chili is also too hot for Bobby. Roy thinks the steam coming out of his ears is funny. Roy doesn't get to cook for me. The heat of the chili also forces Jean to chug milk from the carton -- I'm sorry, Jean.
Bobby complains to Dinah about his boredom. They plan to play video games over the weekend. Jean and Dinah talk newbies, and apparently Kurt is from Jean's home world. Jean asks Bobby about a voice mail she got from him about making out, and the idea seems traumatic to both of them. Oh, neither of them is that bad.
... Emma, don't look at me that way. Your face will freeze.
Emma: You know, I can kill you with my brain.
Jack: You like me alive. In any event, Azula is a masochist and adds Tabasco to her chili, which Roy approves of. Dinah tries to matchmake for Azula and Arthur. Well, they are both titled, but apparently Dinah's thinking about their egos. Azula demurs but makes plans for training. Hayley and Azula then catch up about Hayley's recent travels.
Hayley tells Roy he shares a name with her last boyfriend, and he says he's fond of the name himself, thank you. And, finally, Elena also cozies up to Roy to get chili.
Emma: Don't bother, Elena. No food can be good enough to be worth putting up with that personality.
Jack: Roy's? He's fine. Is there a story here I haven't heard? ... on second thought, do I want to hear it?
Emma: He's an unpleasant judgmental twit, that's all. And mildly species-ist, so, just like 99.9% of the population at home.
Jack: ... read more notes, Emma.
Emma: Don't take that tone with me. Magic Reserves met this afternoon, and Merlin, Tony and Karla ask everyone to introduce themselves and then light a candle however they like. I am not sure letting any of those three play with fire is a good idea. There is arriving and mingling, and Tweety asks why Tara has a hedgehog. Tara says that it's Kennedy...seriously? I need to see this. I'm sure she's adorable. Kennedy, not Tweety. Francine has a fluffy bunny Katchoo with her, and Francine discusses with Tara if maybe it's some sort of virus.
People then start lighting things on fire, which still does not sound like a good idea. Kurt teleports to his candle, and is happily surprised that Raven can teleport too. Tony is impressed, but Kurt seems insistent that he's a freak. Tony, however, disagrees, and says Kurt shouldn't let other people bother him. Tony, don't make me like you. Jono says something to flip Kurt out about the m-word, but Jono says it's safe and they discuss Xavier's... oh hell, another one of you? If this one knows me too, I am going to throw a tantrum. Francine offers cookies if someone will light the candle and Karla offers...girls, that sounds positively sordid.
Jack: Emma, has anyone ever told you that you have a dirty mind?
Emma: Frequently, darling, and you enjoy it.
All three of the leaders were around for chatting. Francine asks if Merlin can turn Katchoo back, but he's never tried. I would not make her a test subject, if I were you. She might bite.
Arthur congratulates Merlin on getting so many new people at the meeting, Dinah and Tony catch up on classes, and Dinah's a TA for Law & Order and Tony was weirded out by biting things from your DADA-class. Diana greets Tony with nonsense about Canada, which is not a real country, and they also discuss classes. How innovative.
Jack: Quite. Though I take your point about Canada. Let's see what happened in ...
Town
Jack: Ino practices with her spear on the beach. John Price tries to find out what she's doing out there -- well, the description seems a bit self-evident -- while Zack challenges her to a spar. Apparently it went well, as they end by planning to spar again.
Professor Perrault and Mr. DeTamble enjoyed sushi and each other's company at Sushi Station. I'd say that was sweet, but apparently he brought pictures of his family, and I don't care that much. The fearless Captain Jack, who is not me, did his radio show this afternoon. Ah, that explains the empty bottles.
... and now I need one more drink to carry me to the end of these. Thank you, squirrel. Jack who is alsonot me brings Naomi Chinese food at Stark Industries, while Priestly tells Dinah he's impressed by the bulletin board at the flower shop. To each their own. Ino shoots her gun before opening the weapons shop.
Beka, Lion-o, Liir, Jack who is still not me, and Dru are all at their places of employment.
I've one more note -- Professor Mitchell went for a walk, and there's something incoherent about angels and blinking. I think the squirrel was drunk.
As am I.
Are we done?
Emma: Done, darling, or close enough to done to count. I say we claim the remains of this bottle as our payment, and we can be on our merry way.
Jack: I cannot argue with that plan, charming as the squirrels are. This is Jack Priest, signing off.
Emma: And Emma Frost, darlings. Sweet dreams, and don't go to bed alone. Come along, Jack, and we'll see what you think of my dirty mind.
*clicks*