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Good evening Fandom. This is Layla Miller and for those of you who aren't familiar with me, I know stuff.
*chittering*
No, I don't know everything. If I knew everything then I would have said "I know everything."
*chittering*
Yes, I know exactly where Jack hides the good rum. And no, I'm not going to tell you.
*sad chittering*
I think it's a pretty sad day when our squirrels need to consider joining a twelve step program.
*chittering*
I'm just saying!
School
Kicking things off today Magical Ethics switched things around and had introductions on the second week of class instead of the first. Introductions were made, Andy and Raven flirted and then Edmund and Tony were made TA's. Diana then apologized to Alysha for missing class last week due to Leprechauns and balls.
*chittering*
I don't need to say it. Everyone's thinking it anyway.
In Ethics, Professor Skywalker talked about lying and the lying liars who tell them. We then all sat down and played two truths and a lie and had a discussion on whether lying served some kind of purpose. Griff the TA then got a gift from Effy while Leia pestered Anakin about lying and her mother.
Then in Monomyths, the students scored big when they found out all they had to do for the semester was watch all seven seasons of Wendy the Werewolf Stalker and how it relates to the masculine and feminine heroic journeys. Luckily for them they weren't assigned to read the season eight comic. However the students did have to discuss their masuclinity and femininity in their own journeys while Blysse and Anemone did the TA thing. Later John told Cindy that he missed class last week due to the alien plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaague.
*chittering*
Yes. The extra vowels were necessary. Shut up.
Moving on, Concepts of Justice and The Law met and discussed capital punishment and various crimes that deserved it. Professor Cabot showed her fondness for the letter "K" by appointing Karla and Kurt the TA's for the course.
Finally there was Living with Difficult Women which had nothing to do with women but had everything to do with spilling secrets and potential emotional blackmail in order to maintain a level of trust.
*chittering*
No. That isn't just like a woman. In fact that's just insulting. Actually the entire class is in-
*chittering*
No those aren't boobs. Max just has overly developed... yeah, okay. They're boobs. Moving on! Fraser, Summer, and Mitchell had office hours with Kate and Jack stopped by for a visit. Over in the library Anemone had her nose in a magazine while dear old Henry cataloged some DVD's. And for Dean Stinson who I know is listening: No. It wasn't porn. And no, I don't read minds but we all know where your mind went. That goes for you too, Drake.
Dorms!
The spot behind the dorms were busy today with the the reserves meeting to play capture the flag with teddy bears.
Yes. In case you couldn't tell, Zack was running the meeting today. Everyone met up for cookies and juice before breaking into teams to strategize. Meanwhile Mat chatted with Ino about how fearsome their captive was while Dinah asked Ino about flying cars and wacky phone messages. Kurt then suggested hiding the bear in a sneaky spot.
Over on the other team Jen complained about the game being unfair to giant green women who could rip people in half. Ben brought up the fact that war is hell, while Jacob volunteered for job duty and Illryia was all about the SHE-HULK SMASH thing. Mat then stopped by to tease Zack about naked women while Kurt wondered why Arthur was upset about the teddy bears.
Meanwhile up on the roof, Warren was stretching his wings when Claudia came up to tinker and then later touch said wings. Kurt then accused Claudia of being on the roof too much while Claudia thought he was cute looking... um. Elf. Yeah. that's it.
. Kareva then showed up to offer Warren a push if he needed it. Effy then told Warren that the roof was usually a bit more busier than the summer. Then Bobbytalked with Kurt to about places where he could be alone while Jill had the emo shocked out of her when she saw Warren's wings. Kurt then teased her about it while Bobby tried to pretend he was more handsome than Warren. Oh, whatever.
Meanwhile over in Priestly's room, the man with the mohawk hung out and probably surfed porn.
Town!
The fourth dimension was opened by Jill who got a commendation by Sophie for doing such a fine job. And yes, that's the gallery not the actual dimension people. Raven was confused over at Dite's shop while Spock was able to arrive on time at Stark's even though he was freezing his pointy ears off. Hinata had a quiet day at the book shop while Ino listened to music at the flower shop. Loki played video games at MHA while Didi had a small invasion of purple frogs at Turtle and Canary. Mary heard about a freaky guy at The Arms while Oz had a sale going on at Coyote Medicine. The Android's Dungeon was looking for new employees while over at Atlas Gym, Rose was happy to see that Jessi was no where to be found.
While Kris was grooming horses over at the Gig, Fiona was working at Cabot's office, Lion-O was eating pasta at Cafe Fina, Jack was asleep on the job at the Photo Hut and Jono was zoned out at Groovy Tunes. Chuck Bass ran into Castiel and his cat at the graveyard while Jean met Bruce for a date at the perk. Over at Caritas, Robin was playing games on her phone when Price game in for some warm beer. Ew.
And finally Hurley was out in the park being emo. Next time wear a scarf, dude. It's damn cold out.
Which of course brings us to the forecast: Sunny tomorrow with a high of 38 and a low of 30. As for the rest of you...
Spock will have a 95% chance of logical conclusions followed by a 75% chance of fascinating results.
Paige has a 60% chance of chickens with a fleeting chance of eggs.
Steve will have a 95% chance of patriotism followed by a 10% chance of Madrox. Yeah... I'd be afraid of that one.
For Joan there's a 50% chance of bad eighties music followed by a 24% chance of talking to him
My dear roomie, George, gets a 25% chance of guacamole
Claire has a 30% chance of a random injury followed by an 20% chance of Won Ton Wrappers
For Illyria there's a 30% chance of Blue Meanies followed by a 70% chance of freaking Gunn's out.
For Rose: 75% chance of Russian UST with a 100% chance of denial.
Roy will have a 40% chance of high expenses that might cost him an arm.... probably not a leg.
Raven will have a 40% chance of emo followed by a 20% chance of hostess snack cakes
Castiel 80% chance of societal observation with a 30% chance of flamewars over fanfic
For Francine there's a 80% chance of cranky times crossed with a bit of frustration leading to a 30% chance of "hoo baby yeah!"
Priestly has a 75% chance of hair dye with a 10% chance of grilled cheese sandwiches attacking your mohawk.
Leia Organa will have approximately a 70% of illicit smooches with a 25% chance of groping followed by 100% chance of family members freaking out.
Claudia has a 20% chance of goggle irritation followed by 40% chance of technical difficulties
and Drake, oh Drake... he'll have a 95% chance of hot lovin'.
That's it for me fandomites. My name is Layla Miller and the next time you run into a creepy blonde girl who seems to know everything about you... don't worry. It's just me.
And I know stuff.
*chittering*
No, I don't know everything. If I knew everything then I would have said "I know everything."
*chittering*
Yes, I know exactly where Jack hides the good rum. And no, I'm not going to tell you.
*sad chittering*
I think it's a pretty sad day when our squirrels need to consider joining a twelve step program.
*chittering*
I'm just saying!
School
Kicking things off today Magical Ethics switched things around and had introductions on the second week of class instead of the first. Introductions were made, Andy and Raven flirted and then Edmund and Tony were made TA's. Diana then apologized to Alysha for missing class last week due to Leprechauns and balls.
*chittering*
I don't need to say it. Everyone's thinking it anyway.
In Ethics, Professor Skywalker talked about lying and the lying liars who tell them. We then all sat down and played two truths and a lie and had a discussion on whether lying served some kind of purpose. Griff the TA then got a gift from Effy while Leia pestered Anakin about lying and her mother.
Then in Monomyths, the students scored big when they found out all they had to do for the semester was watch all seven seasons of Wendy the Werewolf Stalker and how it relates to the masculine and feminine heroic journeys. Luckily for them they weren't assigned to read the season eight comic. However the students did have to discuss their masuclinity and femininity in their own journeys while Blysse and Anemone did the TA thing. Later John told Cindy that he missed class last week due to the alien plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaague.
*chittering*
Yes. The extra vowels were necessary. Shut up.
Moving on, Concepts of Justice and The Law met and discussed capital punishment and various crimes that deserved it. Professor Cabot showed her fondness for the letter "K" by appointing Karla and Kurt the TA's for the course.
Finally there was Living with Difficult Women which had nothing to do with women but had everything to do with spilling secrets and potential emotional blackmail in order to maintain a level of trust.
*chittering*
No. That isn't just like a woman. In fact that's just insulting. Actually the entire class is in-
*chittering*
No those aren't boobs. Max just has overly developed... yeah, okay. They're boobs. Moving on! Fraser, Summer, and Mitchell had office hours with Kate and Jack stopped by for a visit. Over in the library Anemone had her nose in a magazine while dear old Henry cataloged some DVD's. And for Dean Stinson who I know is listening: No. It wasn't porn. And no, I don't read minds but we all know where your mind went. That goes for you too, Drake.
Dorms!
The spot behind the dorms were busy today with the the reserves meeting to play capture the flag with teddy bears.
Yes. In case you couldn't tell, Zack was running the meeting today. Everyone met up for cookies and juice before breaking into teams to strategize. Meanwhile Mat chatted with Ino about how fearsome their captive was while Dinah asked Ino about flying cars and wacky phone messages. Kurt then suggested hiding the bear in a sneaky spot.
Over on the other team Jen complained about the game being unfair to giant green women who could rip people in half. Ben brought up the fact that war is hell, while Jacob volunteered for job duty and Illryia was all about the SHE-HULK SMASH thing. Mat then stopped by to tease Zack about naked women while Kurt wondered why Arthur was upset about the teddy bears.
Meanwhile up on the roof, Warren was stretching his wings when Claudia came up to tinker and then later touch said wings. Kurt then accused Claudia of being on the roof too much while Claudia thought he was cute looking... um. Elf. Yeah. that's it.
. Kareva then showed up to offer Warren a push if he needed it. Effy then told Warren that the roof was usually a bit more busier than the summer. Then Bobbytalked with Kurt to about places where he could be alone while Jill had the emo shocked out of her when she saw Warren's wings. Kurt then teased her about it while Bobby tried to pretend he was more handsome than Warren. Oh, whatever.
Meanwhile over in Priestly's room, the man with the mohawk hung out and probably surfed porn.
Town!
The fourth dimension was opened by Jill who got a commendation by Sophie for doing such a fine job. And yes, that's the gallery not the actual dimension people. Raven was confused over at Dite's shop while Spock was able to arrive on time at Stark's even though he was freezing his pointy ears off. Hinata had a quiet day at the book shop while Ino listened to music at the flower shop. Loki played video games at MHA while Didi had a small invasion of purple frogs at Turtle and Canary. Mary heard about a freaky guy at The Arms while Oz had a sale going on at Coyote Medicine. The Android's Dungeon was looking for new employees while over at Atlas Gym, Rose was happy to see that Jessi was no where to be found.
While Kris was grooming horses over at the Gig, Fiona was working at Cabot's office, Lion-O was eating pasta at Cafe Fina, Jack was asleep on the job at the Photo Hut and Jono was zoned out at Groovy Tunes. Chuck Bass ran into Castiel and his cat at the graveyard while Jean met Bruce for a date at the perk. Over at Caritas, Robin was playing games on her phone when Price game in for some warm beer. Ew.
And finally Hurley was out in the park being emo. Next time wear a scarf, dude. It's damn cold out.
Which of course brings us to the forecast: Sunny tomorrow with a high of 38 and a low of 30. As for the rest of you...
Spock will have a 95% chance of logical conclusions followed by a 75% chance of fascinating results.
Paige has a 60% chance of chickens with a fleeting chance of eggs.
Steve will have a 95% chance of patriotism followed by a 10% chance of Madrox. Yeah... I'd be afraid of that one.
For Joan there's a 50% chance of bad eighties music followed by a 24% chance of talking to him
My dear roomie, George, gets a 25% chance of guacamole
Claire has a 30% chance of a random injury followed by an 20% chance of Won Ton Wrappers
For Illyria there's a 30% chance of Blue Meanies followed by a 70% chance of freaking Gunn's out.
For Rose: 75% chance of Russian UST with a 100% chance of denial.
Roy will have a 40% chance of high expenses that might cost him an arm.... probably not a leg.
Raven will have a 40% chance of emo followed by a 20% chance of hostess snack cakes
Castiel 80% chance of societal observation with a 30% chance of flamewars over fanfic
For Francine there's a 80% chance of cranky times crossed with a bit of frustration leading to a 30% chance of "hoo baby yeah!"
Priestly has a 75% chance of hair dye with a 10% chance of grilled cheese sandwiches attacking your mohawk.
Leia Organa will have approximately a 70% of illicit smooches with a 25% chance of groping followed by 100% chance of family members freaking out.
Claudia has a 20% chance of goggle irritation followed by 40% chance of technical difficulties
and Drake, oh Drake... he'll have a 95% chance of hot lovin'.
That's it for me fandomites. My name is Layla Miller and the next time you run into a creepy blonde girl who seems to know everything about you... don't worry. It's just me.
And I know stuff.