Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

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Emmett: Come onnnnnnnnnnn, Chuck! DO IT!

Chuck: I am not, nor will I ever be, the Rihanna to your T.I.

Emmett: But we're celebrating! I wanna sing!

Chuck: No.

Emmett: How about you be the Sammie to my Soulja Boy?

Chuck: No.

Emmett: The T-Pain to my Jamie Foxx?

Chuck: ...after the broadcast, maybe.

Emmett: YES!



Schooliness

Chuck: There's nothing, as per usual.

Emmett: And even if there was a thing for us to "as per usual" about I doubt it would have gone on because of all the sleeping people.

Chuck: That's all fixed now. I don't know exactly what happened but...I don't really care so long as it's been fixed.

Dormishness

Emmett: Leda was on the deck, drinking. Can't say I blame her. Jack Priest got a call from Tony Not-Stark and gets him all caught up on the situation. Griff and Boy!Alex were still comatose this morning, but don't worry, that was all fixed. And Ino visited Hurley to give him a hug she owed him. Awwww!

Chuck: Yeah. That's adorable.

Emmett: I'm sensing your sarcasm.

Chuck: I don't hug.

Emmett: Sure you do. Everybody does. Want proof?

Chuck: You try to hug me and I will murder you.

Emmett: I'm feeling the love, Chuck. Really. Moving on, Ender's awake, yay, and curls up with the kitty version of his sister. Not dirty. Turtle's no longer an actual turtle and her roommate helps her find clothes. Wasn't that nice of her? Griff is awake from his coma, yay, and so is Alex. Woo! Fiona was all worried and went to see Griff but the guys were on their way out for food and she decides to tag along.

Chuck: Sounds like a cockblock.

Emmett: Oh, definitely. Savannah put in a call to Johnny and Ino got a call that had her heading out of town. Dinah got back from the clinic and got a call from Tony and chick flicks and ice cream from Claire. Aww.

Chuck: You are such a girl.

Emmett: Says the guy who matches his socks with his bowtie.

Chuck: That's not girly. That's just awesome.

Townishness

Chuck: Okay, so, Cable's happy to see Deadpool back and all right and he gets kisses and a "I love you". Zefron, kill me now.

Emmett: Whoa.

Chuck: What?

Emmett: I wasn't aware you were able to string the words "I love you" together without, like, exploding.

Chuck: Interesting theory but I can say it just fine. Well, we'll see what happens if I say it and actually mean it one of these days. Veronica sent an e-mail and got a call from Piper and an e-mail from Marty in return. Veronica also spoke to Tim annnnnnnd Steve woke up.

Emmett: I'll help out with town tonight since they'res a lot and I'm nice. Despite all hell breaking loose, people still found the time to go to work. Blysse was at the Gig, Ben was at Things Reborn and, hey, someone was smart and kept Coyote Medicine. Kyle was at the Freelance Police and Daisy came by to drop off the results of some mission. And Robin and the Mountie were apparently being adorable at Caritas.

Chuck: Be adorable on your own time, Scherbatsky. Especially since we got customers in the form of Griff, Alex and Fiona. For some weird reason Dani and Aphrodite were having a race across Fandom that was apparently suggested by Bobby and Fiona was there to watch. Okay then. And Joan and Liir went out for ice cream. How very 1950's of you. I hope you enjoy yourselves at the Sock Hop later.

Emmett: Man, Sock Hops were lame even when they were in style.

Chuck: What?

Emmett: What?

Chuck: Whatever. Martha was hard at work at the Town Hall, as were the clinic staff and volunteers. Adam and Annja were worried about the sleepers. How is this news? Francine came to worry about Merlin and make sure he's eating. Then Arthur wakes up and kisses Merlin and Francine's all "Um" and then Arthur flees.

Emmett: What. The. Eff.

Chuck: Honestly, I'm tired of this. If I wanted to deal with love quadrangles I'd move back to the Upper East Side. Just have an orgy and be done with it, Jesus [feedback]ing Christ.

Emmett: Hollaaaaaaaaaa.

Chuck: Thank you. Rachel stopped by Arthur's cot before he woke up and said reassuring things to Merlin. Ghanima also offers Merlin reassuring words. Robin and her eight billion dogs are there when Fraser wakes up and Ghanima was reading by Dinah when she woke up.

Emmett: Yay for all these people waking up!

Chuck: Chill out and let me read. Francine, Fiona and Claire were all very glad to see Dinah was awake. Ghanima was there when Irulan woke up and Rachel was there when Liir woke up. He told her he was kind of a bad vampire.

Emmett: Dude. It's not that hard.

Chuck: What?

Emmett: What?

Chuck: You are so weird. Joan is surprised and happy that Rachel is back and she told her about how crappy the other Fandom was. Kate was bringing around sandwiches when Liir wakes up and apparently he was worried about Kate. And Liir and Penelope exchanged hugs. Again with the hugging. Joan teased Liir about how it wasn't necessary to go into a coma to avoid dating her and, oh my god, Emmett, read this crap before I throw up.

Emmett: There, there, Chuck. I'll take over the nasty happy news. Ghani and Ino spoke to Liir after he woke up and Ronon and Lindsey were apparently adorable after she wakes up. Ned was emo when he woke up but was happy to see Kaylee. Worf was standing by Rose as she slept and he and Jack Priest chatted when he came by to check on her. And awww, Chuck. You were worrying about Sam.

Chuck: I was not!

Emmett: You were too. The notes say so.

Chuck: The notes are lying. I was just...tying my shoe by his bed.

Emmett Suuuuuuuuure.

Chuck: Just read the notes.

Emmett: Fine. A lot of people checked up on Savannah but Abby Irene was the one there when she woke up. Tim woke up and told Gwynn about his horrible experience while Veronica just dipped out after she woke up. Yakko woke up but couldn't talk and Layla determines he's on mute. Riiiiiiight. Zack woke up laughing and got to be all adorable with Kate. Bobby and Zack hope classes aren't too taxing tomorrow and Zack also got tackled in a good way by Fiona.

Chuck: There was a waiting room for people to, well, wait. Elle W. and Chloe were confused about what was going on but were waiting anyway. Oh-kay. I bet you're both blond. Bobby and Kate are apparently a bit "Rarr-y" over what was going on but Kate told him people were waking up. And Fiona checked up on Leto.

Emmett: Are we done?

Chuck: We're done.

Emmett: T-Pain and Jamie Foxx time now?

Chuck: Fine. On the way back to the dorms.

Emmett: Blame it on the al-al-al-al-alcohol!

Chuck: *sigh* Night, Fandom.